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Arl Hts squirrel steals AirPods. Victim in tears. No joke!

You think I'm making this up? Spritzler Report correspondent R Phillips was the victim of a vicious animal hate crime yesterday. Shown in the video below, a short time after his Apple AirPods were delivered Rocky literally took off with the goods.


Said Snitzer in a hastily arranged press conference, "things are getting so bad here that animals literally have to steal for a living. I bet that squirrel has already hocked the headphones and has purchased some Fentanyl with the illegal proceeds".


https://youtu.be/8r0KdEzO1zM

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