Arl Hts squirrel steals AirPods. Victim in tears. No joke!
You think I'm making this up? Spritzler Report correspondent R Phillips was the victim of a vicious animal hate crime yesterday. Shown in the video below, a short time after his Apple AirPods were delivered Rocky literally took off with the goods.
Said Snitzer in a hastily arranged press conference, "things are getting so bad here that animals literally have to steal for a living. I bet that squirrel has already hocked the headphones and has purchased some Fentanyl with the illegal proceeds".