Bezos spanks wife's bikini bottom?

First Belichick and now this. I need to take an ice bath. How the hell am I supposed to order anything from Amazon now? I get flashbacks of Bezos running amok with that thong-covered siren.

Too much content. I must stop posting this crap. I'm going off the cliff.

Jeff Bezos spanks bikini-clad Lauren Sanchez as she sunbathes on their $500M superyacht

By Tamantha Ryan, NY Post

Published May 20, 2025, 9:22 a.m. ET

His hands are full.

Jeff Bezos spanked his fiancée, Lauren Sánchez, as she sunbathed in a thong bikini on their $500 million superyacht Sunday.

The Amazon founder was spotted with his hand mid-swing to smack the former journalist’s bottom while she lay on a sun lounger off the coast of Cannes, France, over the weekend, in photos obtained by the Daily Mail.

In photos obtained by the Daily Mail, the Amazon founder and his partner packed on the PDA over the weekend.

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Sánchez, 55, showed off her toned beach body in a leopard-printed bathing suit for the outing, completing her look with a straw bucket hat.

Bezos, for his part, rocked a blue short-sleeved shirt, printed swim shorts and aviator sunglasses.

The Blue Origin owner, 61, purchased the lavish mega-yacht, named Koru, in 2021.

Lauren Sánchez, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian and Eva Longoria in Paris

The day came after Sánchez wrapped her bachelorette festivities with famous

The ladies’ activities kicked off with dinner at the historic Lafayette’s Paris restaurant last week.

The yacht also appears to have a wooden figurehead bearing a striking resemblance to Sánchez.

Koru is one of the largest sailing yachts ever built in the Netherlands, the unofficial capital of boat-building for the uber-rich.

The couple’s boat day came on the heels of Sánchez wrapping her bachelorette festivities with famous pals Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Katy Perry, Eva Longoria and more women in Paris.

The ladies’ activities kicked off last Thursday, with the group enjoying dinner at the historic Lafayette’s Paris restaurant.

Sánchez and Bezos are set to wed in front of more than 200 guests this June in Venice, Italy.

Xavier Collin/Image Press Agency/MEGA

The following day, Sánchez and the women headed to lunch before letting loose during a private boat party.

The bride-to-be and Bezos are set to wed in front of more than 200 guests this June in Venice, Italy.

In March, Page Six reported that invites for the couple’s nuptials were sent out to stars including Gayle King, Oprah Winfrey, Ivanka Trump and Leonardo DiCaprio, among other A-listers.