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Democrats Win Precious Golden Moutza by a Landslide!

By John Kass


November 8,2024


Watching the Democrats blame each other—but not the silky liar Barack Obama—for President Donald J. Trump’s stunning political comeback, I’m reminded of my grandfather.


Papou Pete understood the Democrat Party.


His common sense was legendary.


“When the politicians speak,” said Papou Pete, “the donkeys break wind.”


They do, Papou!


The farting jackass has been the symbol of the Democrat Party for decades and decades, long before the party became the broken toy of the New Bolsheviks.


And you saw the gaseous Democrat jackasses breaking wind all over the news this week, and sniffing it in deeply, blaming Joe Biden for Kamala Harris’ much deserved and epic loss. Or they blamed the media. And they also blamed the voters, who stood up and took back their country. Hysterical Democrats blamed black male voters, and Latino men and white women and just about everybody except transvestites.


But notice they didn’t blame former President Barack Obama. Hmmm. There will be no ability to “evolve” as a party until Democrats hold this silky genius to account. Their party will shrink and they’ll remain the party of the wealthy bi-coastal elites. I’ll work up a column on that.


For now though, I’m sure Jill Biden wants to hold Obama to account. It was Barrack that stabbed Joe in the back in the coup that got Joe out of the White House, after letting him grift and grift in the Obama White House for years. But right now, what about the election?


The Democrats repeatedly gassed themselves, rolling in the scent of donkey farts, lovin’ it, screaming like Oprah warning that our rights will be taken away and the fake cry soy-boy Jimmy Kimmel, Robert DeNiro sniffing it all in, and all those flesh-eating harpies of “The View” shrieking that Trump was a dictator. And now that it’s over and the Democrats were stung in a landslide, President Biden wants us to lower the temperature? And he’s invited Orange Hitler to the White House before the Trump inauguration?


Washington D.C. is a house of whores. And whores have no shame.


Kamala and company said Trump was a fascist, a Nazi, a Hitler and so on. She said our rights would be taken away. Trump would use the U.S. Armed Forces to march us to internment camps. At least that’s what they said.


What really happened to them was reality, that even the corrupt legacy corporate media couldn’t change. And they got their asses kicked at the polls because the American people rejected their idiotic and hatefully divisive politics, the inflation and the fentanyl and the lawfare, the Democrats opening the borders wide to at least 20 million illegal migrants, murderers and terrorists among them who killed and raped American women.


And now, we’re supposed to be unified? We’re supposed to play nice after the hard left has done all it could to destroy America? I figure Democrats prefer not to face a day of sober reflection. So they’d better not read this column. They’re too busy cutting off their hair and forming a Junior Anti-Sex League.


My favorite melt-down Democrat was a leftist woman–rather like an Oak Park Karen on “X” –bragging about purchasing champagne to toast Kamala’s victory.


Enjoy.


I certainly did.


“It’s not close,” said the female Kamalaista, taunting a male liquor store clerk that Kamala was going to crush Trump.


Did that happen? No.


Nah! And blow on it. Feesah etho baybeee!!


“John, come on, man!” said Nancy Trainor, “Why should Biden be exempted from the Moutza? He’s not the president. Obama is. Anyway, what is prompting my nomination is the clip of him at the Gila River Indian Reservation. He slurred his way through his add and then started yelling. Classic Joe!”


Because the Moutzatution, Nancy, and American presidents are exempt.


The Golden Moutza of the month was extended for a few days because, well, I had this feeling, and it was bleepin’ golden wasn’t it?


“So now that Kamala lost,” said reader Theresa Figueroa in her nomination for the monthly moutza, “I need to change my nomination. I now nominate whoever the idiots were, somewhere high up in the Democratic Party, who thought that by bringing out a parade of wealthy celebrities such as Oprah, the Obamas, etc. it would make one single person vote for Harris/Walz. I don’t care what Oprah thinks because she doesn’t stand in Jewel deciding which package of meat to buy because buying two packages is too expensive. When was the last time Michelle Obama had to take something out of her grocery cart to put it back on the shelf? (As if she goes to the grocery store!) Most of us are working full time and trying to cover utility bills, groceries, auto fuel, medical bills…..and we’re going to decide who to vote for because Lady Gaga told us to? HA! Nah! And now let’s just keep Trump & Vance in our prayers so that God will guide them, and guard them, every single day.”


Readers know how this works. They find me on social media at the end of the month and nominate their favorite idiot for the Golden Moutza.


They were many candidates. The idiocracy stretched to the far horizons.


“I nominate Brandon Johnson who campaigned on a promise not to raise property taxes and now wants to raise property taxes,” said Alistair MacUaid. “I know I’m shocked too. Nah! Take it.”


When Mayor Panic Attacks destroys Chicago, will the woke Chicago newspapers hold Stacy Davis Gates, his boss at CTU and Boss Toni Preckwinkle to account?


No. They won’t. They haven’t yet. So, they won’t.


“Moutza to tone-deaf Dick Durbin, always out of step with victims of crime,” said the ever prescient Tom Winike. “Today North Shore residents are terrified by anti-Semitic hate crimes, including attempted murder. Durbin’s response on Senate Judiciary X-Twitter (with his photo) is demands to hamstring deportation of terrorists. Nah. Feesah Etho !.


Durbin, the slimy bullhead.


“This knucklehead TikTok-er who goes by the name “Ambamelia” gets not one but two “NAHS” says celebrated West Suburban chef and beekeeper Ann MacIntosh Baker. “One for ripping down the flags of your forefathers at a New Jersey restaurant a few months ago, mistaking them for Israel flags. And two, for posting the incident recently on her own TikTok for millions of people to watch and marvel in her stupidity. In the meantime, she’s been identified and charged appropriately. She should definitely be FLAGGED for an October Moutza! Nah and Nah!!!”


“I would like to nominate “Politician A” (who has to remain anonymous due to Moutza rules) “said Bob Boren, “for calling approximately half of American voters’ “garbage” and then claiming that said politician didn’t mean that and is guilty of only forgetting to use an apostrophe.”


Politician A can’t win, but he’ll have to beg Trump for a pardon, no?


“In a departure from politics. I nominate the Illinois Lottery,” says Kathleen Keating. “Credit card machines have been attached to lottery machines. This will further plunge our economy into chaos and the poor into bankruptcy. It is frightening. NAH!”


America is over 36 trillion in debt. Let’s spend more on endless wars and perks for illegal migrants!


“I would like to nominate myself,” said Ed Sherman. “I have forwarded multiple articles from John Kass news to friends and family and all I get in return is angry responses and people mad at me. The definition of insanity remains doing the same activity over and over and …


Ed, heal thyself. I’m sorry that your family went commie. I feel the same about the Chicago Tribune.


“I would like to nominate Chicago Bear Tyrique Stevenson who was busy taunting and mocking the Washington Commander crowd as the final play of the game got under way,” said Bruce Kline. “When he finally realized that he should be paying attention to the game…”


The rest is history, Bruce Kline. Nah to the Bears! Play the backup QB what’s his name!


“Mark Cuban is the classic case of a guy who got lucky yet thinks he’s a genius,” said Frank Poggio. “All he did was ride the dot com bubble and know when to get in and when to get out.”Bottom of Form”


Who does Cuban think he is. Gov. Fat Boy Pritzker?


“Can’t miss with Brandon Johnson the most Incompetent mayor of all time,” says Kathy Ahillen. “So sad to watch. I usually just mute him. Still a clintonite.


Bill Sykora: “I nominate you, John.”


I’m rubber you’re glue, bounce off me, stick on you.


Danny Carlino: “Thanks for the extension!


“Brandon Johnson for his abysmal running of the Chicago school board,” says Jennifer Husak Boehm. “He asked Rev. Mitchell Johnson to step down a week after hand picking him to lead it? Didn’t he do any research on the man beforehand? And why did so many on the board resign en masse? Nah!! How much longer is left of his term??”


Johnson is a fool. As are all those who voted for him. No sympathy for the devils.


“Gotta be Mayor Brandon Johnson, the economic illiterate who never had a real job, ran a business or any governmental experience who promised not to raise property taxes to help get him get elected”, says David Mansfield. “And then we find out it was a huge lie as his proposed budget has a huge property tax increase and no significant spending cuts. What a guy! Feesah Etho!”


Anastasia Tervolas says, “I would give it to the mainline media for their obviously biased reporting. I’d say George Stephanopoulos in particular but I stopped watching him after the last election.


Cherie Haigley: “Another day another opportunity to shed light on the Darwins of the world. This month’s suggestion goes to Thor Maximus, aka, Obama for shaming the brothers into voting for Kamala. EAT IT you racist. NAH!


David Kleckner: “Group Moutza to the entire Chicago media, who after committing journalistic malpractice the entire mayoral election cycle to put Brandon Johnson (or is Stacey Davis-Gates the real mayor) in power, they’re trying to do a buyer’s remorse flip in coming out against his pro-crime, pro-higher taxes ideas. Nah!


Leo G. Manta: “I nominate Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen who said Tuesday that increased enforcement of existing tax laws by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) in collecting unpaid taxes plays a role in closing the federal government’s nearly $2 trillion annual budget deficit!! She obviously didn’t pay attention in Econ and Math 101!! Reducing government spending on freebies and giveaways is how you lower the deficit! Lets start with college loan forgiveness! DUH!! Stupid is as stupid does!


“I am so disgusted by the two major Chicago dailies that I must extend the open palm to their ugly faces,” writes John McCormack. “The Sun-Times (10-25-24) puts out their “2024 Election Guide”. Inside is one final desperate attempt to swing voters to the left, resorting to such stalwart Harris supporters as Nicki Haley primary voters, Joe Walsh, Jim Edgar, Adam Kinzinger, Liz Chaney and Jim Durkin as examples of clear-thinking Republicans to help me make my informed choice. Yeah, I don’t remember any of them either.


Then on the same morning, “the paper” runs a page 1 headline (“Experts dismiss Trump tax idea”), ridiculing his off-the-cuff response about federal taxes vs tariffs to a customer in a NYC barbershop, and treating the response as an actual example of Trump’s economic platform. The NYT article was an opinion-piece-disguised-as-as-a-news-article hit job without citing a single “expert” except for some guy who is “the author of a book” “I can’t take it anymore. Nah! And Feesah etho to the real Threat to Democracy, the gaslighting press!


“Nah ! . Moutza to anti-Christian bigotry by Kamala and Witmer,” writes Tom Winike. “It jump-started with Dick Durbin during Supreme Court hearings and quickly morphed into mass neurosis. Holy Communion is a sacrament to most Americans, whether Catholic, Orthodox or evangelical. Degrading the Holy Eucharist is a stepping-stone to banning worship services again, like Pritzker did in 2020. Feesah Etho “


So many idiots. Too little time,” says Dan Mathewson. “I nominate Adam Cuck-kinzinger for unsafe weapons handling. Shooting steel plates with an AR-15 at a distance of 10 yds. A ricochet hit a journalist. Nah! Partah!”


They never learned to sing This is My Rifle…this is my gun? And Gov Walz couldn’t even load his hunting gun.


But all this doesn’t bring us closer to the matter at hand. Kamala, stand up for your jackass party and accept this award for all of them. Including Tampon Tim who didn’t know how to load his shotgun in a photo op about manly men.


Nah and Nah! Feesah Etho!


You ran a lazy, uninspired and despicable campaign. The media is finished. You haven’t won the presidency, but think of it this way: You all worked together and elected Donald Trump!!!


Accept this Golden Moutza of the Month. While you’re at it, blow on it!


Remember. It’s the economy, stupid!


Nah!!

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