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I’m lovin’ it: Spicy Snacks for the Democrat Panic

By John Kass

October 24, 2024

It’s not easy to select tasty snacks to watch the Democrat Panic, especially with Kamala Harris losing her head and blaming her failing presidential campaign on everyone but Kamala.

The headlines tell the story with under two weeks to go. There’s a lot of tension out there and Democrats are fearful. Trump has driven them insane. The signs of their madness are obvious, like bloody pawprints in the snow.

“Democrats Fear Race May be Slipping Away from Harris” The Hill. “Clock is Ticking on Kamala Harris” Politico. “There Are Ominous Signs That Kamala Harris’ Blue Wall is Collapsing” The Telegraph. They’re obviously anxious with two weeks until Election Day.

At least three Senate Democrats–Bob Casey Jr. Pa.; Tammy Baldwin, Wisc.; and Sherrod Brown, Oh.–have figuratively (politically) grasped Donald Trump’s knees supporting Trumps economic agenda, not the economic agenda of Harris. They’re on board the Trump economic nationalism train called America First. And Democrat Harris’ running mate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz stupidly picked a pre-election fight with the Teamsters because the union refused to endorse the Democrat.

Trump is having fun. Harris Democrats hate it. But me?

I’m lovin’ it.

So how about a Big Mac and large fries?

The Big Macs are reportedly safe(er). Or just go for sushi.

And while we’re arranging snacks to celebrate Kamala’s anxiety, and celebrate Trump, how about a big bowl of orange “Flaming Hot ‘N Crunchy Cheetos?”

To wash it all down, let’s have a a big ice-filled glass of Coke Zero, with a few drops of salty and anxious liberal tears optional. And for dessert some thin Oreos for the wealthy Obama fundraisers/operatives to dunk in milk as they continue to race-shame black men who aren’t supportive enough for Kamala.

These are real snacks.

Because there’s nothing like spicy orange Cheetos to go with leftist tears for a tasty snack while you’re watching the lefties shrieking in panic on MSNBC and CNN. Former President Donald Trump drove Harris and the Democrats crazy with his hilarious and politically astute star turn at a McDonald’s drive-through window in Pennsylvania the other day, so much so that Harris came boiling out of her house projecting the leftist authoritarian fantasy Trump was a fascist and would-be dictator.

How low will they go? Even lower. The left wing rag “The Atlantic” pushed another hit piece based on convenient anonymous hate like so many others. One thing is certain, the Deep State regime will do anything it can, even seeding post-election violence, to stop Trump. Useful idiots parrot the left’s allegation that the “Orange Man Bad” is an authoritarian menace and a Hitler. That’s another one of their fantasies.

All they offer is fear.

But actually it is the Democrat Party that are the fascists. They are the party of authoritarian government and the party of the corporations. Democrats are the party of the bi-coastal elite. The Obama Democrats are the party that protects Iran, that theocratic nation that wants Death to America and wants to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth.

Also, Democrats are the party of political censorship, the party of removing parent’s rights over their own kids, the party of castration of minor children, the party of allowing biological males to destroy girls in athletic competition, killing women’s sports to satisfy the whims of the trans lobby. The Democrats are the party of inflation, of high gas and grocery prices, the party of the more than 20 million illegal migrants invited by Harris-Biden to cross the border and go on welfare at taxpayer expense. Some are violent, and have killed women and young girls. For all the concern Kamala professes to care about women, remember that the Harris-Biden administration that opened the Southern border wide, also also helped the Mexican drug cartels to make millions upon millions sex trafficking women and little girls and boys.

Kamala’s Democrats are the party of the Soros do-nothing prosecutors, who didn’t prosecute crime and so destroyed great cities like Chicago. And to protect Soros and others like him, the legacy media destroyed themselves, abandoning the people in their critical time of need.

The Democrats project all the things they want to do–iron fisted rule, etc.–onto others.

But before I could think of snacks, I first had something important to do: vote straight ticket Republican to stop it before America is destroyed.

So Betty and I voted. The lines of early voters were very long. Why is it important to put the vote in the bank right now? Because we all think we’ll vote, but statistics say there is a drop off between want-to and mission accomplished. I remember the Red Wave that didn’t happen. And I can’t allow that again, not after all the Marxists have done to hurt country. Our votes for Trump went into the bank. Do other commie pundits tell you they cast a vote for Harris? Does it matter?

“The unhappily white Greek guy is at it again,” sniped a desperate leftist troll without the nuts to grow a pair of names. “You’re not black John, and you’re not even from Chicago anymore.”

I’m not black? No, but I’m happy in Indiana, OPAH! Happy in the low-tax land of the free.

Not everything is perfect. As I type this I see Fox News soy boy Neil Cavuto sucking up to the Bush family and the neo-cons by promoting the idea that Trump should publicly embrace neo-con high priestess Nikki Haley. They’re so desperate to find her a perch.

Neil? You need a job? Kissing up to the endless war party doesn’t suit you. What’s next? You going to take Liz Cheney out for piece of pie?

Forget it Neil.

It’s all falling apart for the Democrats. Several key Democrat Senators are running away from Harris and toward Trump in battleground states. We talked about this phenomenon with Professor Charles Lipson on this week’s Chicago Way podcast.

“All these candidates want a Harris victory,” said Lipson “but they want split ticket voting (to survive in November) “What they’re implying is that they wouldn’t oppose Trump. And I’ve got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.”

Kamala is falling apart. She pushed out a chunk of stupid in her latest NBC interview for all to see.

“Joe Biden is an extremely accomplished, experienced and capable in every way that anyone would want of their president,” Harris said.

Really? That’s a lie Kamala. Joe is a grifter. We all know it. No one wants Joe as president. He’s the senile old man soiling himself, and Kamala, like the other Democrats covered up for him for years and everyone knew it. Then she lied about it again in her NBC interview. The lying corporate media covered for him for years, asking for years about his favorite ice cream and assuring us he was sharp as a tack. Was he? No.

One other hint that they’re losing: Democrats are having a panic party. Leftist Angela Rye says “white folks must face accountability.”

“So the responsibility of saving democracy should be on the largest demographic in this country,” said Rye. “That is white men, white women. I don’t want to see a women’s march with pussy hats come January if something doesn’t go right. What I want to see is them march themselves to the polls, including today,” Rye added.

And I would like the opposite. I want them to stay home, on the couch, smoking bongs of Hopium, singing Dylan songs. Chill.

So much pre-election anxiety. Endless media lies. I think I’ll just stick with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and ice water. I’ve got to keep my wits about me now. They’re all going crazy. Head on a swivel. Less than two weeks to go.

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