NO! Ahhhh. You mean...mean...Bill Gates is a hypocrite. I won't believe it!

Do you mean the world's greatest greenhouse gas mansplainer and doomsayer owns a cacophony* of homes and flies around in his private jet? Say he, "I have one of the highest carbon footprints of any one of the planet". God, I love the balls on this guy! Sorry, I meant I love him dripping condescension.

As I often am said to remark, "do as I say, not as I do". Say that fast 10 times.

* Of course I'm using the word incorrectly. That's part of my transcendent humor. BAM.