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Snitz buys the Cadillac of vacuums

Why would I buy a $600 vacuum? First off, go f-ck yourself. I happen to like a clean kitchen floor and am very OCD. Just kidding...I don't notice dirt. The important thing is this is on sale, so I saved $150 AND it's got a 500 horsepower turbo charged motor. I can literally drive this thing out to Colo!

BTW, I need to spend all the money that's pouring in from the Spritzler Report. This is like a printing press cranking out greenbacks.

OMG, I just saw this review. I'm literally dripping with sweat. I haven't been this excited since I purchased my Nimbus 5000!

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