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Snitz explains crime

  • snitzoid
  • Oct 16, 2024
  • 1 min read

Updated: Oct 17, 2024

I'm not a criminal but I play one on TV. That's why I'm offering you this exceptional opportunity to sign up for Spritzler Home Security. We provide killer attack dogs patrolling the exterior of your home 24/7 and former Army Ranger snipers on an "as needed" basis. There may be some impact on your mail delivery.


PS. Great short video. Really! This is "me" talking. Let's go!



 
 
 

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