Spritzler Goes Ballistic

Thats right ladies! Traffic on the Report was up 65% last month (& I wasn't even in town for half of it). I'm on fire!

I can't wait to monetize this, sell it off to Musk, and form a new, even more offensive, media outlet.

Woooo...I feel the need for speed!

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