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Is it better for a teen to have a smartphone or a dog?
OMG. Be practical for a moment. The kid is going to have both and get run over by a semi truck. He will be less anxious however before the moment of impact. Having a dog can boost teenagers’ mental health, say scientists Researchers find children who own dogs score lower for social problems, aggressive behaviour and delinquency Nicola Davis, Science correspondent, The Guardian Wed 3 Dec 2025 11.00 EST Having a dog in the home could help boost teenagers’ mental health, resea
snitzoid
Dec 4, 20253 min read
Have we hit peak consulting?
This is so very sad! PEAK CONSULTING? After three decades of pretty constant growth, the consultancy boom just hit an AI-shaped wall Accenture has a new deal with OpenAI — did ChatGPT’s launch top-tick consulting employment? Hyunsoo Rim, Sherwood News Dec 3, 2025 The age of consulting as we know it, when armies of associates mercilessly grind through endless slide decks and dashboards, is starting to give way to a new model: part human, part bot. On Monday, Accenture announce
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20252 min read
Ozempic for cats?
No stupid! This image isn't ABC News. It's from my sick imagination. Weight loss drugs for cats? Company launches clinical trial of GLP-1 implants in cats The company will aim to enroll 50 cats in the study. ByMason Leib, ABC News December 2, 2025 A biopharmaceutical company is looking for ways to slim down household pets. Okava Pharmaceuticals, a San Francisco based company, plans to introduce on Tuesday a new GLP-1 clinical weight loss study for cats. MEOW-1, as the study
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20252 min read
Why Putin thinks he’s winning
Confidentially. Seriously don't repeat this to anybody. He is winning! Why Putin thinks he’s winning Believing that time and destiny are on his side, Putin is sticking to his maximalist war aims Wednesday, December 3, 2025 By Owen Matthews, The Spectator The Kremlin pulled out all the stops for the visit of Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and special envoy Steve Witkoff to Moscow yesterday. Accompanied by Putin’s envoy Kirill Dmitriev, Witkoff and Kushner strolled th
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20255 min read
Mamdani hires author of defund the police bible
I don't think its fair to call it a Bible. It's more like an instruction manual. Most criminals were not hugged sufficiently or at all during childhood. So I think they should be treated with kindness and compassion while working on "the rock". Mamdani hires author of defund the police bible Alex Vitale wrote ‘the problem is policing itself’ David Christopher Kaufman , The Spectator Tuesday, December 2, 2025 Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has debuted the transition team intended
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20254 min read
How easy is it to tell if someone's lying?
The key to the Report's success? It's difficult to determine when our message is fabricated.
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20251 min read
What percent of the time do the Supremes support Voldemort?
Here's the game that's being played. It's fairly easy to find a liberal leaning Federal Judge to enter an anti Trump ruling on quasi policy issues (if the suit is framed correctly). Do these have merit or are they politically motivated? I won't touch that...haha. What I will say is the Supremes are generally overturning those and letting the Dark Lord have his way. Of course the fact that Voldemort earlier stacked the court hasn't hurt his autocracy. Some metrics in case you
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20255 min read
College kids who can't do basic math?
Hey, you came here for data. So I bringing it...hard to the paint. If you review the ACT scores below you'll see how beginning around 2017 scores began dropping fast, particularly English and Math. This preceeded the COVID pandemic which certainly accelerated the fall. Did the advent of social media play a massive factor? Yup! The shocking rise of Gen Z college freshmen who can’t even do basic math — as grade inflation means graduation rates are rising By Alex Oliveira, NY
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20253 min read
The ‘Ozempic body’ trend is pushing celebrity role models to shrink before our eyes
The Report's CEO T Spritzler at a recent red carpet event with our new Director of Marketing and PR...Ms Skelly Grande. The ‘Ozempic body’ trend is pushing celebrity role models to shrink before our eyes — but it’s not ‘shaming’ to call it what it is: shocking By Allison Lax, NY Post Published Dec. 3, 2025, 5:30 a.m. ET “Ozempic body” is the new “heroin chic” in the world of celebrity — and the fact that it’s trickling down to the masses should concern everyone. When I scrol
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20254 min read
Chicago to police social media to flag illegal public gatherings (kids)
During Covid the Chicago Police were prohibited from doing their job. They didn't disperse crowds effectively and didn't arrest offenders. Now their trying to blame and fine social media platforms? Chicago's murder rate is almost 5 times higher than New York's (21.5 vs 4.6 per 100,000 residents). In the 1990s the Big Apple's murder rate was double Chicago's. Our mayor has gutted the Chicago Police Dept and tied their hands behind their back. Social media apps and public sa
snitzoid
Dec 3, 20252 min read
Kristi Noem says half of Minnesota visas are ‘fraudulent,
Yes, but half of them are not fraudulent. That's good news! Kristi Noem says half of Minnesota visas are ‘fraudulent,’ accuses ‘idiot’ Walz of doing it on purpose By Josh Christenson Published Dec. 2, 2025 Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem revealed in Tuesday’s cabinet meeting with President Trump that half of all visa holders in Minnesota submitted “fraudulent” applications. “You told me to look into Minnesota and their fraud on visas and their programs: 50% of them a
snitzoid
Dec 2, 20253 min read
Voldemort offers Maduro asylum in Qatar?
Has Maduro f-cked with us? Hmmm. Are we better off with him out of power? Ok, I'm good. Hit it ! BTW...I love Air Force recruiting videos! Nicolas Maduro could end up in gas-rich Qatar under Trump pressure — as US weighs strikes in Venezuela’s waters By Steven Nelson and Caitlin Doornbos Published Dec. 2, 2025, 4:27 p.m. ET WASHINGTON — US officials are discussing allowing Venezuela’s socialist strongman Nicolas Maduro to live out his days in luxury in one of the world’s ri
snitzoid
Dec 2, 20253 min read
Snitz sues National Basketball association!
In a landmark racial discrimination case, T Snitz (aka Fly Snitzer) has sued the governing body of American Pro Basketball for $3.5 billion dollars. Said the plantiff yesterday, "since 1990 the number of White players in the NBA has plummeted from 25% to 17.5% today. And Black players new represent over 70% of the league". He went on to explain that even though Blacks in the league may be taller, faster and more athletic, their promotion over caucasians is part of a systemi
snitzoid
Dec 2, 20251 min read
The end of the climate cult
An oldie but a goodie. Since this was published, the AI blitzkrieg has been gaining steam and it's requirement for energy are immense. Ergo, Green energy won't make a dent. See link for more dets! https://www.spritzlerreport.com/post/us-data-centers-to-double-over-next-10-years The end of the climate cult It has been a long, lucrative ride ByMatt Ridley, The Spectator Dec 2025 Finally, thankfully, the global warming craze is dying out. To paraphrase Monty Python, the climat
snitzoid
Dec 2, 20258 min read
NY Cop loses job for attacking boyfriend?
The Spritzler Psychiatric Team has offered to provide anger management training to Rebecca. Although, I'd like to go on record as saying her ex boyfriend is a no good POS! Once Rebecca has been sufficiently coached, our marketing team will be launching her new realty show on HBO! NJ cop Rebecca Sayegh forfeits job for attacking ex-boyfriend, his new girlfriend in home invasion By Richard Pollina, NY Post Published Dec. 2, 2025, 1:19 a.m. ET A New Jersey cop who went on a des
snitzoid
Dec 2, 20252 min read
US data centers to double over next 10 years
For some additional prospective: The total installed electric generating capacity in the United States is approximately 1,250 gigawatts as of 2024 (Foley & Lardner LLP/NatLawReview) So, 106 gigawatts (mentioned below) would represent: 106 ÷ 1,250 = 8.5% of total US electricity generation capacity To put this in perspective: Solar power accounts for about 150 GW Wind contributes around 140 GW Nuclear power contributes around 90-95 So 106 GW is roughly equivalent to the entire
snitzoid
Dec 2, 20252 min read
Fewer people are moving?
For the past decade there has been a seismic shift in population as states like Illinois, NY and Calif lost population and southern states gained residents. Florida, for example, offered a more pro business climate, lower taxes, and intrusive government. What changed? As people flooded into Florida housing prices shot thru the roof. Now it was considerably more expensive to live there. Speaking of Flooding a series of hurricanes and massive damage has sent insurance cost i
snitzoid
Dec 2, 20252 min read
Want to understand why Europe's future is toast?
Very well presented. Great place to visit...they're f-cked! Today's story in the Wall St Journal talks about one part of the above. Europe disasterous scrapping of nuclear power and pivot to green energy. Ironic that Kamala and the progressive wing of the Dem party tried to do the same thing with the Green New Deal, which thankfully went nowhere. Europe’s Green Energy Rush Slashed Emissions—and Crippled the Economy Political consensus is cracking, industry is hobbled and hi
snitzoid
Dec 1, 202510 min read
Online holiday spending hits new heights, even with Gen Z’s plans to pull back
OMG, Gen Z are a bunch of hopeless pussies! It's f-cking Xmas for Christ's sake. Online holiday spending hits new heights, even with Gen Z’s plans to pull back Chart R US shoppers aren’t feeling too much economic pain if the weekend's retail figures are anything to go by, with Americans spending a record $11.8 billion online on Black Friday alone, up 9% on last year. That haul could help push this year’s holiday e-commerce spending toward the projected all-time high of ~$2
snitzoid
Dec 1, 20252 min read
Billionaires gave equally to Dems and Repubs until mid Biden's term?
The Post basically misses the Elephant in the room. For almost 25 years, America's rich gave equally to the Dem and Republican parties. So much for the asumption that our nation's wealthy want to squash the little guy by voting GOP. The something odd happened in the middle of Biden's term. Contributions to the Dem party dried up falling about 50%, while contributions to the GOP went up 300%. Why? The wealthy saw that the progressive movement had taken over the Dems and the
snitzoid
Dec 1, 202512 min read
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