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Obesity accounts for what % of healthcare costs?
70% baby! Hey, grow a pair and watch this video. Sure it's in bad taste. Get over it. The Obesity Belt: A New Epicenter Emerges World Population Review The traditional narrative has long pointed to the U.S. as the global capital of obesity — and while still true, the geography is shifting. 🔵 United States: With an obesity rate over 42%, the U.S. remains at the forefront of the crisis. But more troubling is the rise in childhood obesity, now affecting 1 in 5 kids — a genera
snitzoid
35 minutes ago4 min read
Do most American prefer watching or reading the news?
Seriously? You watch network news. Apparently you have no concept of time? I bet you love the weather girl? Instead of glancing at the Weather Channel for 15 seconds you have time to burn. Do you realize the kind of time I'm saving you right now. The Spritzler Report provides tabloid fodder at 10 times the speed of your television. You're f-cking welcome. More Americans prefer to watch the news than read or listen to it By Emily Tomasik and Christopher St. Aubin, Pew Resea
snitzoid
4 hours ago2 min read
Kass: Judge releases violent felon who burns a woman alive on the CTA?
Kass is hitting on all cylinders this morning. Why Chicago residents keep electing this kind of garbage to run City Hall, and the Cook County Board is beyond me. As for some of the bad apples taking up space in our judiciary, I hope our new Chief Judge Charles Beach can clean things up. He replaces Tim Evans, a well intentioned but bumbling leader of our judiciary. How a City Dies: Woman Burned Alive on CTA by a Violent Career Criminal Who Was Enabled by Democrat Judges By J
snitzoid
4 hours ago7 min read
Snitz's badass cat hits Wall Street
Many of you may have read about AI image generation, but have little or no direct experience with it. Let me demonstrate. Gemini's Nano Banana editor is one of the most advanced image creators available today (a Google product), You can load images and modify such or simply type in a simple word prompt as I did below. To create this image I simply wrote "a furry white cat riding a skate board down wall st through a sea of people dressed in business attire" and 15 seconds la
snitzoid
15 hours ago1 min read
Alabama school’s ‘Teacher of the Year’ arrested after viral video shows her savagely beating son with belt
I told Billy Bob, "Son your mamma is having a bad day. You best steer clear of her". Did he listen? Did he pick up his room? If you ask me, he had it coming. Crap if this thing goes the way I suspect, I'm going to be sleeping alone again. labama school’s ‘Teacher of the Year’ arrested after viral video shows her savagely beating son with belt By Mikella Schuettler, NY Post Published Nov. 21, 2025 An Alabama school’s teacher of the year has been arrested and fired after a dist
snitzoid
1 day ago2 min read
Bill Belichick’s daughter-in-law explodes on Jordon Hudson
Therapist T Spritzler Freud met with Jen Belichick yesterday and apparently helped smooth over the situation. In a prepared statement Spritz said "I assured Jen that she looked smoking hot in that red dress. That did a lot to ease her nerves. Then I reminded her that here father in law was enjoying the best sex of his life. Our session ended with a big hug. I'm blessed to have the power of healing others." Bill Belichick’s daughter-in-law exploded on Jordon Hudson in unh
snitzoid
1 day ago2 min read
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