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These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
The Spritzler Report has obtained an exclusive interview with Ms. Wellington's estraged daughter Muffy. Said MMA fighter, "My mom has all the warm of a large Python. I especially appreciated that narcissistic bitch taking her dislike of me national. BTW, what a shocker that she's divorced. I guess dad's next on her hit woman parade. The moniker bitch doesn't do her justice". These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children Parents blast adult offspring fo
snitzoid
2 hours ago6 min read
Why is Voldemort interested in Venezuela?
Is it immigration? Not any longer? How about drugs...ehhhhh. The oil stupid! The US has a tremendous amount of excess refining capacity for thick crude oil. That's not the stuff we frack. It's the type of stuff we get from Canada and you guessed it Venezuela. There's money to be made baby! BTW that nation also has one of the two largest untapped stores of oil on the globe.
snitzoid
10 hours ago1 min read
Where do most Christians live?
I had no idea. I'm opening a new office in South Africa! Wait there's more! I share where all the Hindu's live! Pew Research Sub-Saharan Africa is now home to more Christians than any other world region, surpassing Europe. As of 2020, about 31% of the world’s Christians live in sub-Saharan Africa, while 22% live in Europe. This change has been fueled by Africa’s much higher fertility rates, but also by widespread disaffiliation from Christianity in Western Europe. Europe to b
snitzoid
13 hours ago1 min read
Do most 2 year olds watch YouTube?
And 30% are smoking pot. A majority of parents with a child under 2 say their child watches videos on YouTube. Pew Research Some 62% of parents with a child under 2 say their child ever does this, up from 45% in 2020. A growing share of parents with a child under 2 also say their child watches YouTube videos daily: 35% say this, up from 24% five years ago. Daily use is also up among kids ages 2 to 4, according to their parents (51%, up from 38%). But it’s stable among childr
snitzoid
13 hours ago1 min read


The jobless gap between high-school and college grads is shrinking.
Why leave the work force for 48 months when you can learn a trade and apprentice at the Spritzler Vocational College and High Performance Driving School. You'll leave learning how to negotiate high speed turns in the rain and turn out literary rhetoric that would make a Pulitzer winner blush. In fact our entire editorial staff are graduates. Act now! PS. I throw in below some charts from Pew Research absolutely free of charge. The New College Unemployment Line The jobless g
snitzoid
13 hours ago2 min read
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