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The CDC publishes that vaccines may cause autism?
Below from today's WSJ. Hard to believe! Voldemort's done some f-cked up stuff, but nothing worse that putting RFK in a position to f-ck with the FDA and vaccines. The damage he can do to American health is impressive. BTW, do I agree with his ideas about the food chain. Mostly yes. Move him to the Dept of Agriculture. PS. Do I believe Pfizer and Moderna accurately reported some of the serious side effects of the COVID vaccine? Probably not. That doesn't justify attacki
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Nov 20, 20252 min read
Nvidia’s blowout earnings keep the AI party going
T Snitz Esq coming to you from the future thanks to our newest sponsor "Cogswell Cogs". Nvidia’s blowout earnings keep the AI party going Nvidia went into the quarter carrying the weight of an entire market narrative, and it walked out with numbers that could have analysts redrawing all of their models By Shannon Carroll, Quartz Media Published 14 hours ago | Nvidia walked into earnings carrying the weight of a monthlong AI panic and walked out with a $57 billion quarter that
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Nov 20, 20253 min read
How are the Magnificent Seven doing?
Hey, quit whining and grow a pair. BTW these seven stocks compromise about 37% of the SP500s return, because the index is weighted by market cap. Seems like Tesla staged a comeback after Musk quit his duties at DOGE in May of this year. BTW, the WSJ today reported on the pull back of several AI related stocks during the first few weeks of Nov. OMG! What they failed to mention is the incredible run up these very stocks have enjoyed since Jan 1st. Ergo, who cares if they gave
snitzoid
Nov 19, 20251 min read
Why Europe can’t go it alone on Ukraine
Vlad has know this from the start. The only endgame hear is: A. Russia ends up with the Donbas and assurances Ukraine won't join NATO or B. Putin installs a pro friendly government in Ukraine, similar to the status quo in 2013. Why Europe can’t go it alone on Ukraine The continent cannot afford to fund Kyiv’s war effort By Owen Matthews, The Spectator Tuesday, November 18, 2025 Who will pay for Ukraine’s war effort now the Trump administration has turned off the financial tap
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Nov 19, 20258 min read
40% of middle and high school students spend about half the school day on devices
I think children should be home schooled. Growing up our kids worked 12 hour shifts at The Spritzler Report newspaper processing center. Nothing beats on the job experience. They didn't have enough energy at the end of the day to look at a screen. 40% of middle and high school students spend about half the school day on devices Chart R In March 2020, when the pandemic had kicked off in earnest and schools shut around the world, educational institutions rushed to source e-
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Nov 19, 20252 min read
More Americans are job-hugging as switching employers doesn't pay like it used to
More Americans are job-hugging as switching employers doesn't pay like it used to Long gone are the days of the Great Resignation. America’s labor market is increasingly in “hire less, fire more” mode — a subtle shift from the "hire less, fire less" pattern seen over the summer — and it’s weighing on those considering a job change. The “fire more” part of that trend is showing up at some of America’s biggest employers, with Amazon, UPS, and Target all recently announcing staf
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Nov 19, 20252 min read
All the states soliciting New Yorkers to move out cause of Mamdani!
I'm so excited! He's such a great choice for mayor that other states are literally tripping over themselves. FLORIDA Palm Beach County Billboard in Times Square "Dear NYC, It's Not You. It's Me. Love, The Palm Beaches" Tagline: "Wall Street South" Volusia County Sheriff's Welcome Facebook Post by Sheriff Mike Chitwood: "To all New Yorkers, if you're looking for a better quality of life, from education, to the outdoors, to the beautiful weather, check out Volusia County. We ar
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Nov 18, 20252 min read
Stephen A Smith slams Michelle Obama’s claim that America isn’t ready for a female president
Stephen A Smith slams Michelle Obama’s claim that America isn’t ready for a female president By Marc Tamasco, Fox News Published Nov. 18, 2025, 3:43 p.m. ET Stephen A. Smith is pushing back on former first lady Michelle Obama’s suggestion that Americans are “not ready” to elect a woman to the White House. On Monday’s episode of “Straight Shooter,” host Smith pointed to newly elected Democratic governor-elects Mikie Sherrill of New Jersey and Abigail Spanberger of Virginia as
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Nov 18, 20253 min read
Chuck Schumer's polling #s drop like a rock.
To celebrate his many years of service, the Dems are presenting him with a gold watch as they rip his arms and legs off. In the background the Dark Lord whispers, never poke the bear. Chuck Schumer is the most unpopular he’s ever been — as senator is urged to step down, bruising new poll shows By Carl Campanile, NY Post Published Nov. 18, 2025, 11:47 a.m. ET He’s Chucked! Only 32% of New York state voters have a favorable view of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) —
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Nov 18, 20252 min read
Bill Maher quit stand-up over concerns he might get shot?
To be brutally clear, Bill's become a fair minded centrist. He isn't afraid of a right leaning activist taking a pot shot at him. Rather it's a disgruntled progessive whack job who is angry that he's not drinking the Kool-Aid. Bill Maher quit stand-up over concerns he might get shot because of politics By Madison Colombo , Fox News Published Nov. 18, 2025, 3:28 p.m. ET Marc Maron says he's 'always had a problem' with Bill Maher, calling him 'desperate' Late-night host Bill
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Nov 18, 20252 min read
Home Depot earnings show what's really going on in the housing market
Home Depot earnings show what's really going on in the housing market Even as the data points in different directions, it nevertheless suggests the sector is undergoing a correction rather than a boom-bust cycle By Catherine Baab, Quartz Media Published 1 hour ago | Home Depot’s latest results reveal the real state of the U.S. housing market — neither frozen nor crashing, but drifting sideways in a slow, uneven correction. For the quarter ending November 2nd, the DIY retailer
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Nov 18, 20253 min read
Can gov help more with trades schools or four year colleges.
From today's WSJ below. The job market sucks for college grads right now who have spend a fricken fortune and been sidelined for four years. The federal gov shells out big bucks for this as kids take out a host of federal sponsored student loans. Or kids can shell out a ton less money to become skilled in a trade (where there is tremendous demand for their services). For example, the average schooling to become a trained electrician runs $5,000 to $15,000 and takes 9-18 mon
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Nov 18, 20252 min read
If the office market DOA?
Excerpt from the WSJ this morning below. Cities were already having a rough go, then COVID happened. A massive shift caused by hybrid work and people moving to the suburbs. Ouch! The emerging recovery in the U.S. office market is strikingly uneven, leaving many buildings, neighborhoods and entire cities behind. A handful of business districts, from New York’s Park Avenue to South of Market in San Francisco, are leading a turnaround. But most office markets are still burdene
snitzoid
Nov 18, 20251 min read
Why would anyone vote for that horrible autocrat?
Because they have even less confidence in Congress getting anything done? Plus it's easier to vote a president out of office that to clean house in both houses? Hey that sort of rhymes.
snitzoid
Nov 18, 20251 min read
45% of young women want to leave the US?
You ladies think we're going to just let you walk out of here? Listen, that wasn't funny. On behalf of men everywhere, I want to personally apologize. Please don't move over to France and bed down with some spineless jellyfish. Give us one more chance. We can change. Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S. Desire to migrate among younger American women has quadrupled in the past decade by Benedict Vigers and Julie Ray, Gallup Polling Nov 13, 2025 WASHINGTON
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Nov 18, 20256 min read
Ozempic matches Eli Lilly's price on Zebound. Price war!
OMG, I hate watching them bludgeon each other this way. There are plenty of fat people to go around, can't they agree on a inflated price together and take advantage of the public? Honestly, I think our government should pay for these drugs. They're responsible if I over eat. Ozempic is getting cheaper as Novo Nordisk rushes to undercut Eli Lilly New discounts make Novo Nordisk’s weight loss drugs price-competitive with Eli Lilly’s competitor Zepbound By Catherine Arnst, Qua
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Nov 18, 20252 min read
I have decided to pursue a career as an immigration attorney.
At Spritzler Legal LLC our job is to move you all the way to the front of the line? We will not rest until you're living the American dream...whether your an American or not. Do we bribe anyone to advance your case. Not as far as you're concerned! Are immigration judges keeping up with rising caseloads? The immigration case backlog has grown faster than hiring judges or completing cases can reduce it. Published Nov 6, 2025 by the USAFacts team There’s long been a backlog of
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Nov 17, 20254 min read
UN Security Council backs Trump’s Gaza cease-fire
OMG, Voldemort is going to fly over to Stockholm to pick up his Nobel Prize and then shoot over to Gaza to break ground on his ocean front resort. Super tacky to put the sign next to the flag! UN Security Council backs Trump’s Gaza cease-fire By Ronny Reyes, NY Post Published Nov. 17, 2025 The United Nations Security Council voted to adopt President Trump’s peace deal on Monday, and establish an international force to govern and secure the Gaza Strip. The Security Council res
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Nov 17, 20252 min read
Toxic sludge! Now protein fortified!
Part of a nutritious snacking program from your good friends at Spritzler Foods! Pop-Tarts, Doritos, and Uncrustables have joined the protein craze taking over America’s snack aisle Food giants are catching up with the latest diet obsession. Hyunsoo Rim, David Crowther, Sherwood News 10/15/25 8:21AM If you thought coffee, popcorn, or beer were the last dominoes to fall in the race to protein-ify everything… think again. The rising (pep)tide has now come for America’s favorite
snitzoid
Nov 17, 20251 min read
America's marriage rate has been dropping for years
I think people continue to watch Sam. He passed away in 1992, but his mission lives on! America's marriage rate has been dropping for years — don't expect Gen Z to change that trend Chart R Although the right to marriage is something America’s political system actually agrees on, new research suggests that young people aren’t so wedded to the idea of tying the knot themselves. Maybe they’re already fretting about the cost, or maybe they’re more concerned about bad grades tha
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Nov 17, 20252 min read
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