What's going on in Mexico! Nobody believes in birth control or putting a ring on "it". Or in France, I guess it's pretty romantic over there as well. What's next dogs marrying cats! Meanwhile marriage rates are dropping like a rock. I realize in the US, half of these ill-conceived unions end up in failure and half of the rest are a complete nightmare...but that's no reason not to jump out of the plane together! No guts no glory.

Heart attacks are being treated very unfairly. What does a disease need to do around here to get noticed. Norm (RIP) was one of the few who really promoted disease...in a journalistically accurate way. The actual distribution of deaths is very different from the causes of death that the media talks about. Rare — but dramatic — events such as homicides and terrorism receive much more media coverage, despite being much smaller causes of death. People who die from common health

At the Spritzler Center for the Criminally Insane our mission is to improve life for all Americans. Except Progressive Democrats who are used as test subjects in the lab. Science costs money – research is guided by who funds it and why Published: October 3, 2025 8:39am EDT Ryan Summers, The Conversation Associate Professor of Science Education, University of North Dakota Ryan Summers receives funding from the National Science Foundation (NSF) and the National Institutes of He

OMG, she's literally dripping with pheromones and sexual energy. I'm so proud of her. GO GIRL! Kristen Bell reveals daughters warned her this red carpet dress was ‘too sexy’ By Audrey Rock, NY Post Published Oct. 18, 2025, 6:51 p.m. ET Kirsten Bell’s daughters refrained from giving their mom the stamp of approval on the sizzling red dress she recently wore. “My kids told me it was too sexy to wear out of the house,” the “Happy Place” actress told Access Hollywood at Thursday

I'm not one of those who think of the French as aloof, ungreatful dilletantes who had their ass saved by the US in WWII and refuse to bathe. Nor do I take glee in their bubbling security measures at the Louvre. Actually, that's all nonsense and a malicious lie. Louvre Closed After Brazen Daylight Robbery French officials said the thieves broke into a first-floor wing of the Paris museum and fled with “priceless” jewelry. By Aurelien Breeden, NY Times Reporting from Paris Oct

Kass is on point. I'm not a huge Voldemort fan and frequently roast him on the Report. Ironic that so many people seeth at the mention of the Dark Lord but seem benignly uninterested about Biden or Pritkzer's failed leadership. I guess the latter is less objectionable? Sorry...my brain can't grasp that. What Would Outfit Boss Paul Ricca Say About Pritzker the Whale? Oct. 19, 2025 By John Kass Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker had one of those weird grins on his face. Like a kid w

Great video below. For about the same price you can get 1,000 calories at either chain. McDonalds gives you a gross burger and fries. Distgusting. Or you can get a burrito at Chipoltle with fresh meat and ingredients & not get sick. PS. Chipotle had some problems with bad produce a few years back. Looks like that's been solved.

It's true we co-host a weekly show, but we seldom socialize and I do not agree with many of his positions. I never argue with him on camera. Seriously, you don't want to disagree "on air"...that's very bad. Mamdani appears smiling, arm-in-arm with unindicted ‘93 WTC bombing co-conspirator and terrorist apologist By Rich Calder, Shane Galvin and Katherine Donlevy Published Oct. 18, 2025, NY Post Updated Oct. 18, 2025, 5:23 p.m. ET Lefty NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani g

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Did you know this image taken last week (Maroon Bells, Aspen, Co) sits in the Oval Office? That's right; Voldemort loves my work. Want more cowbell. Link to the images I took last week in Crested Butte and Aspen. https://www.snitzerphotos.com/Other/Galleries/Crested-butte-2025/n-QfXBXm Wait. You want to know where exactly I took these. A little back story? BAM. https://snitzerphotography.com/adventures/crested-butte-is-king-for-fall-leaf-peeping/ Not enough! You want the

In case you're wondering what Marc is doing right now. Seriously, I mean at this very moment! He's wrapped in an afghan drinking some Chamo-f-cking-mile tea and watching an all day Meryl Streep filmothon. I will not honor this jellyfish by featuring a photo of his sorry ass on the Report. I can only tell you he's has the backbone of an anemic garden slug. Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff apologizes for saying Trump should send National Guard to San Francisco By Ariel Zilber, NY

OMG, I knew it. Woman are mostly against reactors. They're constantly worrying about "stuff". Seriously lighten the f-ck up! I suppose they don't like Doctor Manhattan! Support for expanding nuclear power is up in both parties since 2020 By Rebecca Leppert, Isabelle Pula and Brian Kennedy, PEW Research Diablo Canyon, the only operational nuclear power plant left in California, is seeking to extend operations past its scheduled decommissioning in 2025. (George Rose/Getty Im

Why go deeper into debt to become a pencil pushing egghead. Let's face it, you'll like end up with a degree in "women's studies" and be permanently camped out in your parent's basement with your liberal arts degree hanging behind your dad's bar. Or! You could join us at the Spritzler School of Ditch Digging. Combine a career in the great outdoors with the health benefits of wielding steaming cow manure for 8 hours each day. Your lats and deltoids will be finely tuned inst

And the winners (to the bottom)? Illinois, W Virginia and Mississippi! Woooooo! In absolute numbers we're the clear winner (& mean loser). Shocker! BTW...Dem states are losing population relative to GOP run states. Which means that the House is going to be shifting more and more away from ..... Mapped: America’s Fastest-Growing States (2025-2050F) Key Takeaways The population of Texas is projected to grow by 8.6 million by 2050, rising by 28%. West Virginia’s population is

I use both. My favorite at the moment is Claude. The revenue race between Anthropic and OpenAI is getting more heated Chart R Whether it’s the ~$1 trillion worth of deals the company’s signed, how it might actually make the money it needs to finance them, or just how tricky it’s become to track the money going in and out of Sam Altman’s business as of late, OpenAI’s financials have been under even more scrutiny than usual. This week, however, there’s been time for some of th

In the world of podcasts, YouTube is now the elephant in the room — just like in TV Podcasts are increasingly YouTube ft. everyone else — even tech giants like Amazon are restructuring to favor video-first podcasts led by hosts with big personalities. Claire Yubin Oh, Sherwood News 8/6/25 9:12AM Earlier this week, Amazonannounced it would be restructuring its Wondery podcast business as the landscape increasingly shifts toward host-centric, video-integrated shows. About 110 s

First of all, I think it's disgraceful to refer to these ladies as belonging to a "squad". They're freedom fighting communists trying to rid the world of our capitalist exploitive whatever you want to call it. They are looked down upon by most Americans (at least reasonable ones) simple because were all bloody thirsty racist. Go girls! PS. Don't listen to the trash talkers. Take that limo! ‘Squad’ Dem Rep. Rashida Tlaib spends eye-popping amount on luxury limo services in o

OMG, I bet every single reader of the Report has several family members doing time. I've lost track of the number of my Jewish friends who've had to deal with anti sematism by boosting a car or committing mortgage fraud. I think it's time we all took a hard look at our own families before hurling darts at Ms James who's devoted her life to public service. God bless you madame! I'm sorry your going to have your bare bottom spanked by the Dark Lord. This is so unfair! Letiti

I'm sick and tired of these idiots comparing the high cost of health in our country to other industrialize nations. Why? Because 45% of Americans are currently classified as obese. And, in case you were unaware, 70% of health costs are generated by chronic disease. Guess what's the driver of chronic disease? Yup, being overweight! The obesity rate in Japan is 5%. Shocker their health costs are much lower. Of course our solution isn't to eat right and exercise...it's to

Please. Don't watch. It's not safe to watch Voldemort. Very disturbing content. Ex-Trump national security adviser John Bolton indicted on charges of mishandling classified information By Caitlin Doornbos, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2025 A federal grand jury indicted former Trump national security adviser John Bolton Thursday on 18 counts of illegally hoarding or sending sensitive information — leaving the longtime pillar of the Republican foreign policy establishment facin