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Appeals Court Upholds U.S. Ban of TikTok

Let me get this straight. Musk doesn't want lower-priced Chinese EVs here...which the public clammers for. Zuck doesn't want TikTok...

Is Murdering Healthcare CEOs Justified?

I think it is patently unfair to single out the United Health Care guy just because they apparently reject more claims than any other...

Are deep squats bad for you?

Said Dr. Klaus von Spritzler from the National Institute of Health, "unless you're taking a massive dump, I'd stay away from deep...

The Man Who Fought Fauci—and Won

Jay could be my favorite Voldemort appointment. I absolutely love this guy! The Man Who Fought Fauci—and Won Karmic justice strikes as...

I want the $200/month version of ChatGPT

You mean for $200/month I don't need to haul my ass out of bed each morning and write the Report. Hal can do it for me! I'm in! The...

Snitz to join the cast of The View

Network executives at ABC confirmed that Thomas Spritzer will take the place of Joy Reed and sit immediately to the left of Whoopi...

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