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Why Europe needs Putin's natural gas?
Before Russia’s 2022 invasion of Ukraine, around 40–45% of EU gas imports came from Russia, but that share has since fallen to around 13–19% as of mid-2025. Eventually, Putin will negotiate an end to the Ukraine War (favorable to his objectives) and Europe will once again buy their natural gas from him. One reason: Putin's gas is transported by pipeline. This is far more efficient and cost effective than by tanker (ergo, Iran, US) where the gas must first be converted to li
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Jan 191 min read
Nurses are still America’s most trusted workers
Who would have thought, telemarketers are thought of as more unscrupulous than lawyers or members of Congress? BTW, the Spritzler Report has a 93% approval rating among white males. Nurses are still America’s most trusted workers While healthcare professionals continue to lead Gallup’s ranking of ethics ratings, Americans’ trust in many occupations has slumped to record lows. Millie Giles, Sherwood News Jan 19, 2026 As the US mulls its slowing labor market, at least Americans
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Jan 192 min read
Is the Las Vegas sphere making money?
Jesus Christ. They spelled it wrong! I'm not paying these bastards one dime. Washington D.C. looks set to get America’s second Sphere Chart R Following the huge orb-like arena’s successful start in the entertainment capital of America, the country’s political capital is the next city pondering a Sphere. The operator of Las Vegas’ Sphere announced on Sunday that it will be developing its second US location at National Harbor in the Washington D.C. metropolitan area, aiming t
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Jan 192 min read
The leadership tradeoff Gen Z won't make
OMG. How about growing a pair! Is that sexist? Inappropriate? Good! That's how I roll. The leadership tradeoff Gen Z won't make By Matthew Fray, Quartz Media Jan 19, 2026 More than half of Gen Zers don’t want to advance their careers if it means moving into management and overseeing teams. Many are rejecting the idea of the traditional career ladder entirely. Some call it “conscious un-bossing,” a play off the term “conscious uncoupling,” popularized a decade ago when Gwyne
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Jan 195 min read
Should we let Chinese EVs in the US?
Imagine your auto choices had we not allowed Japanese and South Korean automakers into the US. In return for their building plants here and employing American's we provided access to our markets. We could and should do the same for Chinese Automakers. As for China's subsidies to these companies, those are modest and can be easily addressed by tariffs. American consumers would benefit. Analysis below (ClaudeAi) The subsidy percentage for Chinese EVs isn't a single, simple nu
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Jan 192 min read
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Jan 190 min read
What is peri-orgasmic phenomena? Why some people laugh, cry and even get nosebleeds while climaxing
The Spritzler Institute just release a 3 year double blind study. No male subjects experienced peri-orgasmic symptoms although 73.4% said they were "greatful for having the opportunity to get laid". What is peri-orgasmic phenomena? Why some people laugh, cry and even get nosebleeds while climaxing By Reda Wigle, NY Post Published Jan. 8, 2026, 3:31 p.m. ET Unusual afterglow? A new study reveals that during orgasm, some women experience a slew of physical and emotional respon
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Jan 192 min read
Josh Shapiro says Harris team asked him if he was ‘double agent for Israel’ during VP vetting process
Shapiro is my fav Dem and would be a great contender for the Oval Office. As much as I pray for the US to finally have a female President, I honestly believe the almighty wants a member of the Tribe. Josh Shapiro says Harris team asked him if he was ‘double agent for Israel’ during VP vetting process By Samuel Chamberlain, NY Post Published Jan. 19, 2026 Pennsylvania Democratic Gov. Josh Shapiro has claimed in his forthcoming memoir that 2024 Democratic nominee Kamala Harris
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Jan 192 min read
Snitz explains why Denmark is a third rate country.
The Netherlands is a powerhouse in speed skating! Denmark? Never won a single olympic medal in the sports. In fact the only medal the nation has one came in 1998 in women's curling. They don't deserve to own Greenland. They're a bunch of unathletic whining crybabies. Their one claim to fame is Hans Christian Andersen, who's overrated. Hey, they need to be added to this map! Trump says ‘it will be done’ on getting ‘Russian threat’ away from Greenland By Reuters Published Jan.
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Jan 191 min read
The federal hiring crisis...according to the NY Times
Pretend your family made $150,000 per year and spent $250,000 per year and the NY Times said you shouldn't spend less money...because it was unfair to your children. Who cares if you go broke. That's pretty much what's being presented below. The government deficit and lack of proper funding mirrors the example above. The socialists over at the Times can't seem to understand basic economics. By the way, I'm not a fan of DOGE. Terrible tactics and an ineffective way to cut g
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Jan 183 min read
Is the men/women partisan gap growing?
If more women read the Report there would be more unhappy Republicans who yearned for a divorce. Hey, I'm the Dark Lord. You were expecting something different?
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Jan 181 min read
Weight-Loss Drugs Ended Their Sex Life. Could It Bounce Back?
NO! I'm not going to inject humor into a serious subject. I'm a compassionate human being. There's nothing humorous about this. Get a grip! Thank god Javier is finally getting some. Weight-Loss Drugs Ended Their Sex Life. Could It Bounce Back? She expected her body to change when she started taking Zepbound. But nobody told her what might happen to her marriage. By Lisa Miller, NY Times Dec. 24, 2025 We are following up on some of our most compelling stories from 2025. If
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Jan 185 min read
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Jan 180 min read
U.S. Blockade Shuts Off China, Cuba From Venezuelan Oil
Take that you evil dictator! No stupid, not the one in the Black Outfit! U.S. Blockade Shuts Off China, Cuba From Venezuelan Oil Only U.S.-bound tankers of crude have left the country since the arrest of Nicolás Maduro, a report says By Collin Eaton and Paul Vieira, WSJ Jan. 17, 2026 9:00 pm ET On New Year’s Day, an oil tanker partially filled with sanctioned crude slipped out of Venezuela’s main export terminal and sailed toward Iran. The next day, another tanker escaped wi
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Jan 184 min read
Michael Goodwin: Trump spared the ayatollah for now— but his options in Iran are still wide open
Michael Goodwin: Trump spared the ayatollah for now— but his options in Iran are still wide open By Michael Goodwin, NY Post Published Jan. 17, 2026, 10:32 p.m. ET Almost from the day Donald Trump entered the political arena, the legacy media have been committed to depicting him as a trigger-happy warmonger who’d rather shoot first and ask questions later. They just did it again, offering another example of how the big, fat outlets remain the undisputed kings of misinformatio
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Jan 185 min read
Iranian doctors reportedly say protest death toll over 16K: ‘Genocide under the cover of digital darkness’
Iranian doctors reportedly say protest death toll over 16K: ‘Genocide under the cover of digital darkness’ By Anna Young Published Jan. 17, 2026, 9:10 p.m. ET The Iranian regime has killed at least 16,500 people and injured over 330,000 more as they continue to ruthlessly target demonstrators – and even uninvolved civilians – in nationwide anti-government protests, a shocking new report claims. The alarming death toll – far exceeding the roughly 3,100 verified by activist gro
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Jan 183 min read
Can Africa be saved? How bad are things? Really?
A short video is tremendous for understanding the continent.
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Jan 171 min read
House, feds probe Rep. Ilhan Omar’s skyrocketing wealth: ‘It’s not possible’
I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for her net worth going from zero to $30 million in one year. BTW, I think they need to take in the legs about 1 inch and the waist about 2 inches. House, feds probe to unravel mystery of ‘Squad’ Rep. Ilhan Omar’s skyrocketing wealth: ‘It’s not possible’ By Geoff Earle, Charles Gasparino and Gabrielle Fahmy, NY Post Published Jan. 17, 2026 The House Oversight Committee is probing “Squad” Rep. Ilhan Omar’s skyrocketing family w
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Jan 175 min read
Trump Announces New European Tariffs in Greenland Standoff; Allies Outraged
People only get "outraged" when their genuinely afraid. Otherwise a simple "f-ck off" usually will suffice. Dont' worry...one way or the other the US will either own or get a fat easement to build a massive army base over there. The chance that I'm correct. 98.43%. Trump Announces New European Tariffs in Greenland Standoff; Allies Outraged The president escalated his drive to take charge of the Danish territory, targeting Denmark and seven other European countries with a 10
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Jan 177 min read
Should you take a baby aspirin every day?
OMG! Are you trying to end up in a pine box? Is It Healthy to Take Aspirin Every Day? Despite his doctors’ recommendations, President Trump takes a high dose. By Nina Agrawal, NY Times Jan. 2, 2026 President Trump takes a high daily dose of aspirin, and has done so for over two decades, rejecting medical guidelines and advice from his doctors to switch to a lower amount. “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my hea
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Jan 174 min read
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