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USA states divided(winners v losers/N v South)?
Notice that except for Mississippi and Georgia, every contracting state is up North. The Southern GOP states are kicking ass and .... llinois in recession or close to it, new analysis finds By Emily Peck, Axios News Twenty-two states are either in a recession or on the precipice of a downturn, according to an intriguing analysis from Mark Zandi, chief economist at Moody's Analytics. Why it matters: Illinois, along with the other 21, make up about a third of overall GDP, Ax
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Oct 20, 20251 min read
Snitz's divorce spotlight. All the facts!
8 facts about divorce in the United States By Jake Hays, Pew Research Divorce is an important aspect of family life in the United States that shapes living arrangements, financial well-being and parenting. In 2023, over 1.8 million Americans divorced. Additionally, a third of Americans who have ever been married have also experienced divorce. Many adults who divorce go on to form new families through cohabitation, remarriage or having more children. For instance, most adults
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Oct 20, 20255 min read
Trump's going to force Pritzker into a wonderful makeover!
Say goodby to Governor Fatso. From now our leader will be a lean mean progressive douchebag machine. This means obsesity in this country is over. We're going to be a nation of toned abs and gaunt faces. I'm at a loss for words. Just kidding. That's completely untrue. Trump says Ozempic will get much cheaper. Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly shares tumble Trump’s comments on Ozempic “signal aggressive posturing” in drug price negotiations, an analyst said By Catherine Arnst, NY P
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Oct 20, 20252 min read
OMG! Mamdani might be in a dead heat race w Cuomo!
There's a slight chance that Gotham City isn't going to be run by the Joker. I don't know what to say. I was so hoping for Armageddon! On the other hand. The betting markets still favor Trotsky. Bombshell NYC mayoral poll shows trouble for Zohran Mamdani in one-on-one race with Andrew Cuomo By Craig McCarthy and Jorge Fitz-Gibbon, NY Post Published Oct. 20, 2025, 5:00 a.m. ET Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo could be in a virtual dead heat with lefty front-runner Zohran Mamdani in
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Oct 20, 20253 min read
Want to really understand tarriffs? Snitz style?
Great overview. Still think Voldemort has it wrong?
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Oct 19, 20251 min read
Talk about depravity!
What's going on in Mexico! Nobody believes in birth control or putting a ring on "it". Or in France, I guess it's pretty romantic over there as well. What's next dogs marrying cats! Meanwhile marriage rates are dropping like a rock. I realize in the US, half of these ill-conceived unions end up in failure and half of the rest are a complete nightmare...but that's no reason not to jump out of the plane together! No guts no glory.
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Oct 19, 20251 min read
Real death vs media reported death!
Heart attacks are being treated very unfairly. What does a disease need to do around here to get noticed. Norm (RIP) was one of the few who really promoted disease...in a journalistically accurate way. The actual distribution of deaths is very different from the causes of death that the media talks about. Rare — but dramatic — events such as homicides and terrorism receive much more media coverage, despite being much smaller causes of death. People who die from common health
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Oct 19, 20251 min read
What percent of scientific research paid for by the gov?
At the Spritzler Center for the Criminally Insane our mission is to improve life for all Americans. Except Progressive Democrats who are used as test subjects in the lab. Science costs money – research is guided by who funds it and why Published: October 3, 2025 8:39am EDT Ryan Summers, The Conversation Associate Professor of Science Education, University of North Dakota Ryan Summers receives funding from the National Science Foundation (NSF) and the National Institutes of He
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Oct 19, 20255 min read
Kristen Bell reveals daughters warned her this red carpet dress was ‘too sexy’
OMG, she's literally dripping with pheromones and sexual energy. I'm so proud of her. GO GIRL! Kristen Bell reveals daughters warned her this red carpet dress was ‘too sexy’ By Audrey Rock, NY Post Published Oct. 18, 2025, 6:51 p.m. ET Kirsten Bell’s daughters refrained from giving their mom the stamp of approval on the sizzling red dress she recently wore. “My kids told me it was too sexy to wear out of the house,” the “Happy Place” actress told Access Hollywood at Thursday
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Oct 19, 20252 min read
Louvre Closed After Brazen Daylight Robbery
I'm not one of those who think of the French as aloof, ungreatful dilletantes who had their ass saved by the US in WWII and refuse to bathe. Nor do I take glee in their bubbling security measures at the Louvre. Actually, that's all nonsense and a malicious lie. Louvre Closed After Brazen Daylight Robbery French officials said the thieves broke into a first-floor wing of the Paris museum and fled with “priceless” jewelry. By Aurelien Breeden, NY Times Reporting from Paris Oct
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Oct 19, 20253 min read
What Would Outfit Boss Paul Ricca Say About Pritzker the Whale?
Kass is on point. I'm not a huge Voldemort fan and frequently roast him on the Report. Ironic that so many people seeth at the mention of the Dark Lord but seem benignly uninterested about Biden or Pritkzer's failed leadership. I guess the latter is less objectionable? Sorry...my brain can't grasp that. What Would Outfit Boss Paul Ricca Say About Pritzker the Whale? Oct. 19, 2025 By John Kass Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker had one of those weird grins on his face. Like a kid w
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Oct 19, 20255 min read
Is Chipotle about to overtake McDonalds?
Great video below. For about the same price you can get 1,000 calories at either chain. McDonalds gives you a gross burger and fries. Distgusting. Or you can get a burrito at Chipoltle with fresh meat and ingredients & not get sick. PS. Chipotle had some problems with bad produce a few years back. Looks like that's been solved.
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Oct 18, 20251 min read
Mamdani hangs out with a World Trade Center bombing conspirator?
It's true we co-host a weekly show, but we seldom socialize and I do not agree with many of his positions. I never argue with him on camera. Seriously, you don't want to disagree "on air"...that's very bad. Mamdani appears smiling, arm-in-arm with unindicted ‘93 WTC bombing co-conspirator and terrorist apologist By Rich Calder, Shane Galvin and Katherine Donlevy Published Oct. 18, 2025, NY Post Updated Oct. 18, 2025, 5:23 p.m. ET Lefty NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani g
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Oct 18, 20254 min read
Has the ski industry peaked out?
Can you save over 15% by switching your insurance to Geico?
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Oct 18, 20251 min read
Wait? You mean Spritzler is also a world famous photographer?
Did you know this image taken last week (Maroon Bells, Aspen, Co) sits in the Oval Office? That's right; Voldemort loves my work. Want more cowbell. Link to the images I took last week in Crested Butte and Aspen. https://www.snitzerphotos.com/Other/Galleries/Crested-butte-2025/n-QfXBXm Wait. You want to know where exactly I took these. A little back story? BAM. https://snitzerphotography.com/adventures/crested-butte-is-king-for-fall-leaf-peeping/ Not enough! You want the
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Oct 18, 20251 min read
OMG. What a pussy!
In case you're wondering what Marc is doing right now. Seriously, I mean at this very moment! He's wrapped in an afghan drinking some Chamo-f-cking-mile tea and watching an all day Meryl Streep filmothon. I will not honor this jellyfish by featuring a photo of his sorry ass on the Report. I can only tell you he's has the backbone of an anemic garden slug. Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff apologizes for saying Trump should send National Guard to San Francisco By Ariel Zilber, NY
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Oct 18, 20253 min read
Who likes nuclear power? Dems or Repubs?
OMG, I knew it. Woman are mostly against reactors. They're constantly worrying about "stuff". Seriously lighten the f-ck up! I suppose they don't like Doctor Manhattan! Support for expanding nuclear power is up in both parties since 2020 By Rebecca Leppert, Isabelle Pula and Brian Kennedy, PEW Research Diablo Canyon, the only operational nuclear power plant left in California, is seeking to extend operations past its scheduled decommissioning in 2025. (George Rose/Getty Im
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Oct 18, 20255 min read
Pew Research: Is college worth it?
Why go deeper into debt to become a pencil pushing egghead. Let's face it, you'll like end up with a degree in "women's studies" and be permanently camped out in your parent's basement with your liberal arts degree hanging behind your dad's bar. Or! You could join us at the Spritzler School of Ditch Digging. Combine a career in the great outdoors with the health benefits of wielding steaming cow manure for 8 hours each day. Your lats and deltoids will be finely tuned inst
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Oct 18, 20256 min read
Mapped: America’s Fastest-Growing States (2025-2050F)
And the winners (to the bottom)? Illinois, W Virginia and Mississippi! Woooooo! In absolute numbers we're the clear winner (& mean loser). Shocker! BTW...Dem states are losing population relative to GOP run states. Which means that the House is going to be shifting more and more away from ..... Mapped: America’s Fastest-Growing States (2025-2050F) Key Takeaways The population of Texas is projected to grow by 8.6 million by 2050, rising by 28%. West Virginia’s population is
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Oct 17, 20252 min read
It's ClaudeAI vs ChatGPT
I use both. My favorite at the moment is Claude. The revenue race between Anthropic and OpenAI is getting more heated Chart R Whether it’s the ~$1 trillion worth of deals the company’s signed, how it might actually make the money it needs to finance them, or just how tricky it’s become to track the money going in and out of Sam Altman’s business as of late, OpenAI’s financials have been under even more scrutiny than usual. This week, however, there’s been time for some of th
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Oct 17, 20252 min read
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