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Should you take a baby aspirin every day?
OMG! Are you trying to end up in a pine box? Is It Healthy to Take Aspirin Every Day? Despite his doctors’ recommendations, President Trump takes a high dose. By Nina Agrawal, NY Times Jan. 2, 2026 President Trump takes a high daily dose of aspirin, and has done so for over two decades, rejecting medical guidelines and advice from his doctors to switch to a lower amount. “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my hea
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Jan 174 min read
It’s Trump’s Economy, and Voters Are Unhappy With It, WSJ Poll Finds
OMG, these people have lost their mind. If you complain he's just going to get angry and kick your sorry ass. Stop the whining! It’s Trump’s Economy, and Voters Are Unhappy With It, WSJ Poll Finds Poll offers warning signs for the president and Republicans as they prepare for a pivotal midterm election By Aaron Zitner, WSJ Jan. 16, 2026 7:00 pm ET WSJ’s Aaron Zitner breaks down three warning signs from the latest WSJ poll for President Trump and the Republican party ahead o
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Jan 175 min read
Who the hell is Heather Graham?
You call this news? Thanks for pointing out in the story that her bikini is blue. I would have never guessed. Another example of the tabloid-obsessed media serving up salacious crap to a bunch of misogynistic animals. This is offensive beyond words. Heather Graham, 55, turns heads with jaw-dropping bikini snaps By BreAnna Bell, NY Post Published Jan. 16, 2026, Heather Graham turned heads with throwback bikini photos as she reflected on the New Year in her latest Instagram po
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Jan 172 min read
I always hated the Danish. They don't deserve Greenland.
Those miserable pricks. They ship their sugar laced pastries to our country to poison our citizens. Greenlanders speak out against Danish rule after decades of forced sterilization, poor living conditions: ‘They stole our future’ By Caitlin Doornbos, NY Post Published Jan. 16, 2026, 7:52 p.m. ET NUUK, Greenland — Native Greenlander Amarok Petersen was 27 years old when she learned the gut-wrenching truth about why she couldn’t have children — and that Denmark was to blame. S
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Jan 175 min read
Is NYC going broke?
NYC, Chicago and LA are losing population and businesses to low tax, pro business states like Florida. As people move out, the ecnomic base shrinks and these cities have no other choice but to raise taxes to stay afloat. Which causes more rats to jump from the sinking ship. A nasty doom loop. NYC faces $12B budget deficit, drawing comparison to 2008 financial crisis – as Zohran Mamdani uses dire forecast to push taxing the rich By Matthew Fischetti and Matt Troutman, NY Post
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Jan 175 min read
Florida nurse caught by hubby having sex with stepson, 15, now in prison cell!
The step son told the Report "I think she's truly repentant and besides it was the best sex of my life. Come to think of it, it's the only sex of my life.". He also went on to deride his father for being a whiner. Florida nurse caught by hubby having sex with stepson, 15, suffers double whammy of bad news inside prison cell By Ella Morrison, NY Post Published Jan. 16, 2026 The perverted Florida nurse who is currently behind bars for sexually assaulting her then 15-year-old s
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Jan 163 min read
Australia outlawed social media accounts for kids under 16 yrs. How did that work out?
Let's bring this to the USA baby! Social media platforms removed 4.7 million accounts after Australia ban for children Social media companies have revoked access to about 4.7 million accounts identified as belonging to children in Australia By CHARLOTTE GRAHAM-MCLAY Associated Press January 15, 2026, 9:31 PM WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Social media companies have revoked access to about 4.7 million accounts identified as belonging to children in Australia since the country ban
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Jan 163 min read
Runaway Emu Leads Florida Corporal in 45-Minute Police Chase
Believe it or not I've owned several Emus. Currently I prefer the Ostrich as a house pet. Runaway Emu Leads Florida Corporal in 45-Minute Police Chase A corporal in St. Johns County had responded to what he thought would be a straightforward call about an animal on the loose. Nearly an hour later, he was putting handcuffs on an emu named Tina. An emu named Tina escaped from a farm in Florida last Friday. Body camera footage captured a sheriff’s office corporal chasing the lar
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Jan 163 min read
Is Cancer becoming a larger threat in the US vs globally?
I decided to dig into the data. See the three additional charts I prepared with ClaudeAi. Adjusted for age, the US is doing great in it's battle against Cancer and is materially more effective in treating this disease than other nations. World Population Review Over the past four decades, the global number of people dying from cancer each year has doubled. This can look like the world is losing its battle with cancer: people are more likely to develop it, and we’re getting
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Jan 161 min read
What genres of movies are popular now. What aren't? One chart.
I'm literally sick to my stomach. I search and search...nothing. A guy can't find a musical to watch if his life depended on it! This chart offers a fascinating look at the rise and fall of film genres from 1910 to 2021, based on IMDb tagging. Westerns dominated the early 20th century, peaking in the 1950s before falling sharply. Musicals surged during the 1930s–50s Golden Age of Hollywood, then faded. War films spiked during WWII and Vietnam-era cinema but have since decli
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Jan 161 min read
Who says we can't have small modular nuclear reactors
I have one in Arlington Heights. It's never had one problem in over 15 years of worry free service. I haven't paid an electric bill since the kids left for Harvard.
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Jan 161 min read
Hunter Biden’s baby mama calls for ex-first son to be arrested after failing to keep child support deal
Isn't it about time we stopped whacking the Hunter Biden piñata. The entire family's broke and is living in a double-wide. Joe doesn't know what day of the week it is and wanders around the backroads of West Virginia dressed only in a pair of boxers. Enough. Stop promoting this tragedy. Hunter Biden’s baby mama calls for ex-first son to be arrested after failing to keep child support deal By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Post Published Jan. 16, 2026, 6:46 a.m. ET Hunter Biden’s fo
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Jan 163 min read
Is Greenland also critical to protect our satellites and space assets?
OMG, I can't believe they make me wear this stupid thing. It's practically impossible to walk in and forget trying to fit in a bathroom stall. Greenland and the new space race If you control space, you control the Earth By David Whitehouse, The Spectator Thursday, January 15, 2026, 3:19 PM greenland Pituffik Space Base in Greenland (Getty) Donald Trump’s desire for Greenland is not just about access to oil, minerals and control of the new strategic and commercial corridors o
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Jan 165 min read
What AI bubble? Chipmaker TSMC earnings jump 35%
This AI is a fad that will soon blow over just like the smartphone and laptop. Personally, I write the Report on a 8.5" by 11" legal pad with a #2 pencil. What AI bubble? Chipmaker TSMC earnings jump 35% To keep up with the near-insatiable demand, TSMC plans to spend up to $56 billion this year on additional factories outside of Taiwan and in the U.S. By Chris Morris, Quartz Media Published 22 hours ago | For the eighth quarter in a row, Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Com
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Jan 162 min read
Do communes work? Ever?
The Spritzler Colonies are designed to function as a Military Dictatorship. Yes, I am The Dictator, but a benevolent one.
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Jan 151 min read
Homeland Security presence in Minnesota dwarfs Twin Cities’ largest police forces
So has the presence of Federal Troops lead to dramatic reductions in crime as was the case in Washington DC. So far it's too early to tell. Prior to Voldemort's deployment in early 2025 the city reported major declines including robberies down 47%, carjackings down 40%, and homicides down 40% when comparing to 2024. So far there's no evidence that the extra troops are reducing crime (or increasing such). Homeland Security presence in Minnesota dwarfs Twin Cities’ largest po
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Jan 153 min read
Oprah’s obesity gene claim is hard to swallow
Back in the 1960s the obesity rate in this nation was approx 10% (now about 44%). Why the sudden increase? Our DNA has changed since then. Either that or were ingesting a bunch of highly processed garbage. Either way, taking drugs for the rest of your existence seems like a prudent choice. Oprah’s obesity gene claim is hard to swallow Neal Pollack, The Spectator Thursday, January 15, 2026, 6:30 PM Appearing yesterday on The View, a show that couldn’t possibly exist without
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Jan 153 min read
Three illegals arrested in Minneapolis for trying to murder ICE agent.
This all plays into Voldemort's narrative. Three men arrested for ‘attempted murder’ of feds in Minneapolis ID’d as illegal immigrants from Venezuela By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Jan. 15, 2026, 12:59 p.m. ET The three men arrested for ambushing an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Wednesday have all been identified as illegal immigrants from Venezuela who were let into the country under the Biden administration, officials said Thursday, calling the attack an “attempted murder”
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Jan 152 min read
Did Goldman Sachs have a great year?
There are no bigger goniffs than the folks working on Wall St, especially Goldman Slacks! I'm a not particularly impressed with their haul this year. Goldman made a total net income of $17 billion split amongst their approx 400 partners. Elon Musk's net worth this year alone went up approx $200 billion. Suck it Goldman. Goldman Sachs gets rich making the rich richer The bank's earnings reflect an economy where access to capital, regular markets, private markets, and high-en
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Jan 152 min read
There should be no 'sanctuary' from ICE
Ok, Voldemort and I sat down and worked this out. ICE won't bother law gainfully employed law abiding citizens (being here illegally doesn't count). In return the protestors will go home. We'll arrest and deport the bad guys. No more than 10 minutes after our meeting he calls me to confess he's changed his mind. I hate it when he does that! There should be no 'sanctuary' from ICE Lionel Shriver, The Spectator Jan 15, 2025 After three hours of parsing American case law, for
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Jan 154 min read
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