This is outrageous. I have a constitutional right to all the sordid salacious details. I demand to be informed. Judge Will Not Unseal...

I tried to photograph this thing, but it won't fit in the frame. Worse, I suspect the flower is doped to the gills. That thing's on...

My mental acuity was tested last year and I've progressed to the level of an 8th Grader. Scientists Are Finally Making Progress Against...

If you can't haul your sorry ass down to a polling place with a drivers license then you can keep your preferences to yourself. You got...

Report CEO T Spritz Esq expressed relief yesterday, "His Lordship Lord Voldemort has decided I may remain in my position at the Report. ...

Said Thomas Spritzler Jr, "Daddy sent me to Princeton and I'm determined to eradicate the Bourgeoisie. The Report is a capitalist...

Said the soon to be proud foster parent, "Latarian is the real deal. The kid's got heart, he's not afraid to mix it up. I expect the...

As Mark Twain said "never let the facts get in the way of a good story". Trump Administration Considers Longtime Critic to Lead Bureau of...

Youth unemployment isn’t just a local problem — it’s a global pattern. World Population Review, Aug 9, 2025 Nearly one in five young...

How Warby Parker Has Kept the Price of Glasses at $95 for 15 Years The eyewear brand is betting it can mitigate tariffs and other costs...

Ok class, pick up your pencils and start taking notes. This is how it's going to go down. Voldemort will meet in the UAE with Putin....

Many people falsely claim "I hate to say I told you so". I'm not one of those people. Hamas Pulls Israel Deeper Into Gaza Netanyahu...

Said T Snitz Esq, Manger of the Cook County Employees Pension Fund, "I think Leopold is ready to manage our money. He started shaving...

Mr Cosentino said yesterday, "I think Ms. Sinodinos has done an exceptlary job for School district 21. There's nothing she could have...

It's been a little rough at the Report lately. The fricken tech ban is brutal. I can't use a cel phone, computer or tablet during the...

For the first time since 1992, more American identify as Republicans than Democrats. Plus the new Census data reflecting the movement of...

Snitz's take: Europe is completely f-cked. There population has aged out. Not enough young people to support the economy going foward or...

Thomas Spritzler is suing to become the first male student admitted to Wellesley College. His complaint alleges that his application was...

The ill conceived Gaza invasion is the gift that keeps on giving. No great options here. Fewer Israelis support Israel taking over Gaza...

Hey! Noticed the lousy air quality last week! Perhaps if the Federales, invested some money in firefighting equipment and manpower...