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As new head of CBS New Bari Weiss starts cutting the "woke"!
Claudia will be missed by all of us here at CBS. We hope she will enjoy having more time to spend with her family. ‘Woke’ CBS News standards chief is Bari Weiss’ ‘first scalp,’ as new boss remakes network By Alexandra Steigrad, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2025, 1:50 p.m. ET The head of CBS News’ standards and practices unit — who presided over some of the network’s recent controversial, woke reporting — is out as new boss Bari Weiss looks to bring more balance to the left-lea
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Oct 163 min read
Pritzker wins $1.4 million playing Blackjack in Vegas?
This is just another attempt to paint our governor as a wealthy dilettante who is divorced from the ordinary working man, when in fact he is a poor Manatee fighting gravity like everybody else. He needs our sympathy not judgement. BTW...when I mean fighting gravity, I mean in the worst way. I pray for him. Billionaire Gov. JB Pritzker won $1.4 million from playing blackjack in Vegas By Ryan King, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2025, 12:26 p.m. ET Who needs a salary when you can
snitzoid
Oct 162 min read
Are homes unaffordable by historical standards? Gen Z f-cked?
I'm not embarrassed to admit I'm worried about housing. Not for myself. Although our landscaping bill is through the roof. Surprised? Until the recession of 2008, home prices were pretty overcooked and most folks couldn't afford a home. Then rates crashed (helped by QE2 and other meddling by the Federales) and for a decades homes were cheap! Not anymore. The combination of a housing shortage and high interest rates is slamming Gen Z and Millennuals. It's the bad old days
snitzoid
Oct 161 min read
Snitz explains if the SP 500 is overcooked?
There are a ton of pundits on legacy and social media indicating that the stock market is heading for a plunge. Ergo, because the SP 500 is jacked beyond normal levels. Actually it's not that high. The current PE is 28 vs 24 the average since the early 1990s. But wait! The Magnificent Seven (Amazon, Meta, Apple...blah blah blah) now accounts for over 35% of the index. Before 2015, the index wasn't so reliant on a small group of high flying stocks. Remove those seven stock
snitzoid
Oct 161 min read
I always suspected Canada was f-cked up!
The Word in Maps At first glance, Canada looks vast and evenly spread but when you divide the country by population, the picture changes dramatically. Each colored area on this map represents roughly 8.6 million people. The result? Enormous northern and western regions balance out the dense population corridors of southern Ontario and Quebec. Despite being the second-largest country in the world, most Canadians live within 200 km of the U.S. border, leaving vast stretches of
snitzoid
Oct 161 min read
Supremes could hand over 24 seats to GOP?
I know what your thinking, the Dark Lord has the Supremes under this thumb and is evil! Lighten up! There's nothing wrong with a red map? It's easier on the eyes. Wow...that sounded pretty delusional? Can Voldemort pull this off in time for the midterms? Voting Rights Act The Supreme Court heard arguments about whether to preserve a section of the Voting Rights Act that lets states consider race when drawing congressional districts. The rule sought to undo the suppression of
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Oct 161 min read
Does the average American trust RFK?
That vicious bitch started this mess. I refuse to drink one more glass of OJ. It's liquid death. Axios-Ipsos poll: Trump, RFK Jr. lose America's trust on health care Adriel Bettelheim, Margaret Talev, Axios News Oct 16, 2025 Share who say they think Donald Trump and RFK Jr.'s policies have made America healthier Among 1,125 U.S. adults surveyed Oct. 10-13, 2025 A grouped bar chart showing U.S. adults' opinions on Donald Trump and RFK Jr.'s policies regarding American health
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Oct 163 min read
Do you get a 'second wind' during bedtime? Here's what it means.
For god's sake don't even think about reading the Report before bedtime. Otherwise you can look forward to a long evening filled with vapid sex. That's expecially dangerous if you're not alone. Do you get a 'second wind' during bedtime? Here's what it means. Portrait of Adrianna RodriguezAdrianna Rodriguez USA TODAY, Oct 15, 2025 Why do screens disrupt bedtime according to the article? What does Dr. Lu recommend when experiencing a 'second wind'? How is 'second wind' linked
snitzoid
Oct 162 min read
Southwest like everybody else?
This after they start charging for checked bags. OMG, they're turning into United! AHHHHHHHHH. Southwest Airlines is changing the boarding process. Here's how it will go starting next year Open seating will become a thing of the past next year, with the carrier adopting a procedure that's similar to its competitors' By Chris Morris, Quartz Media Published 21 hours ago For more than 50 years, Southwest Airlines has stood out from the pack in the airline industry by offering o
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Oct 162 min read
Zohran Mamdani refuses to ask Hamas to disarm, stands by Netanyahu arrest pledge
In case you're wondering who like's this fine fellow(Claude AI). Strongest Performance: Young Voters Mamdani dominates among younger age groups, with 55% support among voters aged 18-29 and 52% support among those aged 30-44 Poll: Mamdani Leads by 19 Points in New York City Mayoral Race | News | UMass Lowell. More recent polling shows he leads with 62% among 18-34 year olds and 60% among 35-49 year olds NYC mayoral race: New poll shows Mamdani still in the lead | FOX 5 New Yo
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Oct 154 min read
Want to feel rich? Move to Mississippi!
Your dollar really goes far down here in the deep South. Believe it or not I don't care for horses. Median Household Income by U.S. State October 15, 2025 By Niccolo Conte, Visual Capitalist Key Takeaways Median household income by state in 2024 ranged from $59.1K in Mississippi to $109.7K in Washington D.C., revealing significant regional disparities. The top five states after the capital—Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maryland, Hawaii, and California—all had median household i
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Oct 152 min read
ER Doctor wins Leadville 100 race, sets women's record?
This is my idea of acheiving work/life balance. Sorry...work/death balance. ER doctor stuns ultrarunning world – and herself – with record-breaking victory in her debut 100-mile race Dr. Anne Flower had never run a 100-mile race before she shattered the long-standing women’s record in the Leadville Trail 100. How this 35-year-old doctor mastered the “Race Across the Sky.” By: Joanna Bean Oct. 8, 2025, UC Health Dr. Anne Flower, an ER doctor at UCHealth Memorial Hospital Cen
snitzoid
Oct 1519 min read
Are more articles authored by humans or AI?
You think some juiced up computer can turn out this offensive dribble. The Report is tabloid cooked up the old fashioned way. By morally bankrupt humans. Reading an article online? It’s now a coin flip whether it was authored by a human or AI Chart R Ahh yes, it’s another great day to be someone who writes words for an online audience. I’m sure I won’t come across any news on the internet likely to send me into an existential spiral about my career choices… According to new
snitzoid
Oct 152 min read
High protein pop tarts? WTF!
Would you like some protein to help fortify the poison we're serviing you? Part of a balanced diet from Kelloggs! Pop-Tarts, Doritos, and Uncrustables have joined the protein craze taking over America’s snack aisle By Chart R If you thought coffee, popcorn, or beer were the last dominoes to fall in the race to proteinify everything… think again. The rising (pep)tide has now come for America’s favorite toaster pastry. On Tuesday, Kellanova, the maker of Pop-Tarts, Eggo waffles
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Oct 151 min read
Is Letitia James going to the Big House?
How does it go? "You poke the bear you do the crime? No...it's "Don't poke the bear or you do the time". Ooops, "You do the crime and Voldemort makes sure you do the time". Honestly, Donald reminds me of Little Bill Daggot, except this time he's about to beat up a woman. Not very chivalrous of him. This is the mortgage document New York AG Letitia James signed that has her facing 60 years in prison By Chris Nesi and Josh Christenson, NY Post Published Oct. 15, 2025, 6:00 a.m
snitzoid
Oct 153 min read
Where's Voldemort cutting funding (shutdown blues)
Oh, he's despicable. Targeting those Democratic hotspots. How can he look at himself in the mirror. Oops, forgot, Vampires don't have a reflection.
snitzoid
Oct 151 min read
GM exits the EV market. China is king?
I'm launching a reunion tour for the Vapors, singing their new hit "I'm turning Chinese"! The EV race is basically over. China won The gap between Chinese and American EVs keeps widening. Trump's tariffs won't change that. They'll just make Americans the last to know what they're missing By Jackie Snow, Quartz Media Published Yesterday | Chinese automakers have pulled off one of the fastest industrial takeovers in modern history, building 70% of the world's electric vehicles
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Oct 155 min read
T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach engaged 3 years after affair bombshell led to ‘GMA3’ firings
OMG, their chemistry was so strong, I was shocked. Embarrased. For god's sake, they couldn't keep their grubby hands off each other. They're literally running amok. I'm only glad you can ingest the sexual charged details here at the Report. T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach engaged 3 years after affair bombshell led to ‘GMA3’ firings By Vanessa Serna and Antoinette Bueno, NY Post Published Oct. 14, 2025, 4:03 p.m. ET “GMA3” alums T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach’s onetime scandalous a
snitzoid
Oct 143 min read
Team Trump keeps buying up the media!
Already this year, Voldemort's buddies control X, Instagram, Facebook and now TikTok. So much for the Dark Lord being thrown off social media. Now his buddy David Ellison (Larry's son) having bought CBS (& thrown Colbert out) is about to purchase Warner Bros. Badabing. Donald's plan to better control what you see is proceeding nicely!
snitzoid
Oct 141 min read
Snitz explains why more kids have autism. RFK is FOS!
Ok, it's true the number of little kids with Autism has been growing? Tylenol? Vaccines? Violent Marvel Comic Movies? No, no and no! And shocker, more boys are out to lunch. Amazing, they don't like to be cooped up all day in school at a desk. Who would have guessed. Of, course it's not so much that Autism is more frequent, it's that we are reclassifying what was previously diagnosed as an "intellectual disability" as Autism. Why? Because there's insurance money available t
snitzoid
Oct 141 min read
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