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It's true Chicago has great weather, low crime and taxes, and outstanding local government. Did I mention we're about to have our first...

I have no problem allowing able-bodied immigrants to work and pay taxes in this country. The problem however isn't going to be solved...

I'm not a huge Rand Paul fan, but it's hard to argue with his logic on spending money on Ukraine.

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Half of the carbon footprint of a structure comes from building it and eventually tearing it down. You know where I'm going with this....

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No stupid, the point isn't to vote for Trump again. He's an idiot. The point is to realize that you're an even bigger idiot. No not me! ...

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