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Factory Towns Revive as Defense Tech Makers Arrive
What is Ike blabbering on about! At Spritzler Technologies, we built attack drones to ensure a more peaceful tomorrow. Factory Towns Revive as Defense Tech Makers Arrive Drawn by local talent, cheap labor and state cash incentives, start-ups building the weapons of the future are revitalizing manufacturing in once-vibrant industrial towns. By Sheera FrenkelVisuals by Kenny Holston, NY Times Reporting from Auburn Hills, Mich. Oct. 13, 2025 The factory in Auburn Hills, Mich., h
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Oct 145 min read
How bad is the Cybertruck tanking?
That's rough. On the other hand, more people are purchasing dumpsters! A low cost alternative. Cybertruck sales tanked 62.6% in Q3 this year Cybertruck sales plunged as the rest of the EV market surged, suggesting Tesla’s flashiest project is becoming its weakest link By Shannon Carroll, Quartz Media Published 15 hours ago The Cybertruck was supposed to be Tesla’s flex: a stainless-steel symbol of Elon Musk’s unflinching futurism. But instead, the pickup’s luster is continu
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Oct 142 min read
Snitz explains immigration visas (one chart)
Number 1: I like big data. Number 2: I like India. Number 3: It's time for a Bollywood number. In FY 2024, 95.2% of work-related arrivals came on temporary visas, while 4.8% received green cards for work. (Employer-sponsored green cards can offer permanent residence, while temporary visas do not.) H-2A visas for temporary agricultural workers made up the largest share (315,328, or 29.1%) of all temporary visas in FY 2024. That’s more than 10 times greater than the 30,201 th
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Oct 142 min read
The Dark Lord is Top Dog in Israel!
Ironic if Lord Voldemort wins the Nobel! Life is stranger than fiction. Israel flooded with Trump, US gratitude — even by people on the left: ‘I’m here to thank America’ By Kathryn Wolf, NY Post Published Oct. 13, 2025, 2:46 p.m. ET HOSTAGE SQUARE, TEL AVIV — As Donald Trump arrived in Tel Aviv Monday to take a victory lap at the Israeli Knesset, in the streets of this traumatized city, it was a love fest for the American president. Some Israeli conservatives may adore Trump
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Oct 134 min read
Snitz explains the Gov Shutdown
Snitz explains the Gov Shutdown Why is there a shut down? In part because Chuck Schumer is fighting for his political survival. A little context. In March of this year, Chuck wisely decided to avoid a lose-lose confrontation stating “there are no winners in a government shutdown”. He went on to elaborate that threatening such is a non starter in negotiating and should never by on the table. It’s now October and he’s apparently changed his mind (even CNN called him out/video
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Oct 132 min read
Was DOGE all for nothing? Here are the receipts
A whole lot of nothing. The government shut down may lead to mass layoffs that move the dial further? Not what Chuck had in mind. Was DOGE all for nothing? Here are the receipts The U.S. government's 2025 fiscal year is done — turns out Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency didn't break a cycle of increased spending By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, Quartz Media Updated Thursday 2:51 PM In the earliest days of the second Trump administration, Elon Musk vowed to take an Arge
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Oct 132 min read
Potato-gate. I'm shocked!
OMG, I know where this is going. They're going to snuf out Mr. Potato Head. Lay’s bets on “real potatoes” as Americans turn away from fresh ones Chart R Lay’s wants to remind America that its chips come from actual potatoes. At the end of last week, the brand’s owner, PepsiCo, announced what it called “the largest brand redesign in Lay’s nearly 100-year history,” swapping the familiar glossy bag for a matte look stamped with “MADE WITH REAL POTATOES.” The company also said i
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Oct 132 min read
ChatGPT launches new cheat/learning mode for students
Attention students. Show your steps along the way to cheat your way to the eventual answer. Only you and Allah will know you're a fraud. Is this me? Or some cleverly disguised chat bot with a bad attitude? Introducing study mode Chat GPT Oct 13, 2025 A new way to learn in ChatGPT that offers step by step guidance instead of quick answers. Try in ChatGPT(opens in a new window) Today we’re introducing study mode in ChatGPT—a learning experience that helps you work through prob
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Oct 133 min read
Trump eases China threats, markets up!
The WSJ said this morning that the Dark Lord is feeling chartable. That means my index fund is feeling good. God bless our benevolent leader! BTW, Voldemort will continue to thread the needle prior to Mid Terms or I'll eat my hat. PS. I don't wear a hat. Stock futures and broader markets rallied after Friday's selloff, as comments from President Trump and Vice President JD Vance eased fears of a revived trade war with China. “Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine!
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Oct 131 min read
Hamas has released all the living hostages. We explain what is happening in Israel and Gaza.
Lord Voldemort has booked his tickets to Stockholm. "I normal don't do nice things, but everyone once in a while", said the Dark Lord. "On the other hand I'm calling for Bibi to be pardoned, so that kind of evens things out". Hamas has released all the living hostages. We explain what is happening in Israel and Gaza. By Jodi Rudoren, NY Times Oct 13, 2025 I am the former Jerusalem bureau chief. They’re free. Two years — 737 days, to be exact — after the Hamas terror attack t
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Oct 134 min read
Is Mamdani's wife celebrating the Oct 7th attacks?
Listen, she's absolutely darling. They're so in love. Can't you overlook the anti semitism thing? Beside she is willing to frequent NY Delis! Mamdani’s wife mourns death of Palestinian influencer Saleh al-Jafarawi, who celebrated Oct. 7 attacks By Michael Zennie, NY Post Published Oct. 13, 2025 Saleh al-Jafarawi, a popular Palestinian influencer who documented the war in Gaza — but also celebrated the Oct. 7, 2023, massacre in Israel — was killed on Monday in clashes betwee
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Oct 132 min read
The government shutdown enters a new phase: mass layoffs
DOGE was a joke, this? Musk couldn't layoff mass numbers of people without cause. He could only offer incentives for employees too leave. Vought doesn't have that worry. In fact he's been waiting years for the opportunity to wield the axe. Schumer just delivered an early Christmas present. The government shutdown enters a new phase: mass layoffs Workforce reduction notices went out to the Treasury Department, as other agencies were also hit. Past shutdowns have resulted in
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Oct 132 min read
NYPD cops will flee the force if Mamdani is elected, Ray Kelly warns
OMG, nobody likes a Debbie Downer. Some may stay. It's not going to be that bad...for residents of the Chicago area. NYPD cops will...
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Oct 122 min read
Obesity around the world ( one map)
Obesity has long ceased to be a local problem – today it is a global challenge for healthcare systems. According to the World Health...
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Oct 121 min read
Kass on peace in Gaza?
Trump the Peacemaker for VI Day? October 12 | By John Kass From the moment Secretary of State Marco Rubio whispered into President Donald...
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Oct 127 min read
Are America's most dangerous cities Dem?
Crime rates natinally have fallen like a rock since peaking during the 1990s. Then starting in the early COVID era, crime rates began to...
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Oct 112 min read
What kind of idiot buys an EV Ferrari?
I'm willing to consider a hybrid but McLaren is trying to land the Report as a sponsor. Ferrari scales back its electrification plans...
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Oct 112 min read
What percentage of 2 year olds use smart phones?
The Report is not for children. The sensitive content requires the user to certify they have completed the 7th grade. Nearly 40% of kids...
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Oct 112 min read
Voldemort's buddies to buy more legacy media.
The Dark Lord is so evil. Trump friendlies now controls social media outlets (TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, X) and CBS. He's just...
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Oct 84 min read
Is Pot or Alcohol more lethal when driving?
A WSJ story (published today) indicates that 40% of recent traffic fatalities tested positive for THC (the active ingredient in Pot,...
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Oct 81 min read
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