Students at the Spritzler Academy are encouraged to actively engage in learning. Not only do we remove their electronic devices but we administer harmless 1000 volts shocks to those who aren't attentive. About 4 in 10 teens support cellphone bans in classrooms; fewer back all-day restrictions By Eugenie Park and Monica Anderson, PEW Research Jan 13, 2025 Schools nationwide are cracking down on students’ cellphone use. At the same time, support for cellphone bans is rising am

Read my lips. The Report's use of energy while growing rapidly will have zero impact on your electric bill. Big Tech wants more data centers. Everyone else wants lower bills Trump says voters won’t fund AI’s power binge, Microsoft says it will pay, and 2026 rate cases will decide who eats the cost as electric bills rise By Shannon Carroll, Quartz Media Jan 14, 2025 President Donald Trump has found his latest cost-of-living villain: the data center — a windowless industrial b

This is a huge disappointment. I thought the kid bit the dog. Crap...they let the facts ruin a perfectly good story. Fury over Jennifer Lawrence’s dog reveals a culture that puts kids last By Bethany Mandel Published Jan. 14, 2026, 6:14 p.m. ET Jennifer Lawrence is being pilloried for doing the one thing parents are morally obligated to do: protect their child. The actress’ dog bit her young son, and she rehomed the pet with her parents. End of story. Or it should have been.

The Mayor knows exactly what's going on. This is gold for the Dark Lord. Scripted reality TV to fire up his base. In case you're wondering, Voldemort is not doubling down, he's tripling down. "Mayor Jacob Frey also slammed the destructive protesters — claiming they were taking President Trump’s “bait.”" Illegal Venezuelan migrant shot in Minneapolis after mercilessly ambushing fed agent with snow shovel. By Caitlin McCormack, NY Post Published Jan. 14, 2026 An illegal Vene

OMG, somebody has to stop them! BTW, I'm going to call a little bullsheet here. While Gen Z may march under the "independent" moniker, they tend to lean left. Mamdani realizes this. Axios 📈 A record 45% of American adults identified as independents last year — an increase driven by millennials and Gen Z, according to new Gallup data.⁠ ⁠ Younger adults today are more likely than young adults in the past to identify as independents.⁠ ⁠ "The 56% of Gen Z adults identifying as

This is a little complicated to unpack. Depends whose lens you're viewing this through. Ms Good wasn't intending to harm anyone, including the officer. The video clearly shows her wheels turned away from the ICE agent. She was simply trying to avoid getting arrested after she had illegally impeded traffic. Ergo she was clearly breaking the law, but in doing so was entitled to due process (which doesn't necessarily include getting filled with lead). Not so fast. Our agent,

The Spritzler Report is launching a special Gen Z edition next month that will be entirely cartoons and TikTok content. Sorry. Bad Tommy!

I'm a trained professional with more honorary degrees than Alistair Cooke*. Did I mention my stratospheric IQ? The point is, muggles shouldn't attempt to voice opinions about politics, economics, or just about anything else. *Really? You don't know who Alistair Cook is. Figures. Point made. And no, I'm not condescending! Claire Foy and the future of celebrity activism The actress makes a compelling case for shutting up By Alexander Larman, The Spectator Tuesday, January 13

More Americans are living alone than ever before On Monday, the viral app “Sile Me” (which roughly translates from Mandarin as a very literal “Are You Dead?”) became China’s most popular paid Apple App Store download. The app offers just one function: a button that users can press to confirm that they’re alive. If they fail to do so for two consecutive days, the app will reach out to an emergency contact. Sile Me, myself, and I The app’s sudden popularity puts a spotlight on

The story of immigration is Goldie Lox and the bears. Ergo, getting it "just right". Until Biden about 500,000 illegals entered the country each year. About right. Everything was A Ok. Then he opened the flood gates and everything wasn't alright.

Chicago Politicos to a Good Judge: Shut Up, and Take It by John Kass January 14, 2026 Two bar groups of Chicago lawyers—suits who suck up to the Democratic machine—are trying to silence a good common sense Judge James Brown for speaking the truth. His sin? He spoke to me. And once retired he wrote a column for my website JohnKassNews.com After he was retired after 30 years in the Cook County criminal justice system Judge James Brown spoke his mind. Let me repeat that. He was

She a great talent that plays comic book characters. Haha. Give me a fricken break. This brings to mind Scorsese 2019 quote. For those not familiar: The core quote: Scorsese said Marvel films are "not cinema" but rather closer to "theme parks." He argued that while they might be well-made, they lack the essential qualities he associates with cinema as an art form - revelation, mystery, and genuine emotional danger. His concerns about cinema's future: He worried that franchis

My advice to all Americans. I: Higher grocery prices is a signal that you should probably be eating less, saving money and II: You should throttle back the complaining. Inflation is steady. Grocery prices are not A new inflation report is reassuring on some fronts. But it also points to why so many consumers still experience cost-of-living headaches By Catherine Baab, Quartz Updated 19 hours ago If you’ve noticed that you’re paying more these days for milk and oranges, Tuesda

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Has he? Probably yes, but he's not yet been able to bring down the price increase that occured during Biden's tenure (except in select areas like oil/natural gas). Could someone else have done better? Questionable. Depends on how you view his tariff policy. The juries still out on that, however the expected rampant inflation that was expected to follow such hasn't materialized. Trump revs the US economy The President said he was responsible for a resurgent US car industry N

OMG, Debbie Downer! Really, I can't drill it for 10 hours every day? The author doing his daily jog to the peak of Mount Everest. There’s a Limit to How Many Calories Humans Can Burn—Even Ultramarathoners Even most elite endurance athletes have metabolic ceiling, research suggests By Aylin Woodward, WSJ Jan. 13, 2026 12:00 pm ET Lots of Americans resolved to hit the gym in the new year. But no matter how fit you are, eventually you hit a limit on the number of calories you ca

Said head Coach T Spritzer Esq, "Harriet Ferguson, who recently transitioned, has as much right to compete as any other female on the team. She represents the commitment to faith, hard work, and diligence that our school is founded on". Same-sex sexual behavior observed in dozens of primate species, suggesting evolutionary origin A new study posits that same-sex sexual behavior developed to help primates in complex social groups ease tension, reduce conflict and build bonds.

OMG, Voldemort has that shit eating grin. I've seen this look before. Crisis in Iran by Sam Sifton and Evan Gorelick, NY Times Jan 13, 2025 Antigovernment protests have engulfed the streets of Iran. And government forces are killing the protesters in droves. The demonstrations began two weeks ago in the bazaars of Tehran — the historic heart of Iran’s economy — when the Iranian rial plunged to a new low against the U.S. dollar. The fall unleashed a wave of anger against the