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Fewer people are moving?
For the past decade there has been a seismic shift in population as states like Illinois, NY and Calif lost population and southern states gained residents. Florida, for example, offered a more pro business climate, lower taxes, and intrusive government. What changed? As people flooded into Florida housing prices shot thru the roof. Now it was considerably more expensive to live there. Speaking of Flooding a series of hurricanes and massive damage has sent insurance cost i
snitzoid
Dec 22 min read
Want to understand why Europe's future is toast?
Very well presented. Great place to visit...they're f-cked! Today's story in the Wall St Journal talks about one part of the above. Europe disasterous scrapping of nuclear power and pivot to green energy. Ironic that Kamala and the progressive wing of the Dem party tried to do the same thing with the Green New Deal, which thankfully went nowhere. Europe’s Green Energy Rush Slashed Emissions—and Crippled the Economy Political consensus is cracking, industry is hobbled and hi
snitzoid
Dec 110 min read
Online holiday spending hits new heights, even with Gen Z’s plans to pull back
OMG, Gen Z are a bunch of hopeless pussies! It's f-cking Xmas for Christ's sake.   Online holiday spending hits new heights, even with Gen Z’s plans to pull back Chart R US shoppers aren’t feeling too much economic pain if the weekend's retail figures are anything to go by, with Americans spending a record $11.8 billion online on Black Friday alone, up 9% on last year. That haul could help push this year’s holiday e-commerce spending toward the projected all-time high of ~$2
snitzoid
Dec 12 min read
Billionaires gave equally to Dems and Repubs until mid Biden's term?
The Post basically misses the Elephant in the room. For almost 25 years, America's rich gave equally to the Dem and Republican parties. So much for the asumption that our nation's wealthy want to squash the little guy by voting GOP. The something odd happened in the middle of Biden's term. Contributions to the Dem party dried up falling about 50%, while contributions to the GOP went up 300%. Why? The wealthy saw that the progressive movement had taken over the Dems and the
snitzoid
Dec 112 min read
Does Victor Davis Hanson unfairly malign Obama?
Ok, for those of you who don't know his work, Hansen is a Stanford Prof who while right leaning is pretty credible and at the very least thought provoking. For the record, I think Bill Clinton was an outstanding president who's biggest shortcoming was his philandering in public. Sadly, as his political future played out he allow Hillary and Obama to team up (using his moniker) to sabotage the start of Voldemort's first term. Does this make Donald any less of a douchebag? No.
snitzoid
Dec 11 min read
World Health Organ endorses Ozempic for the world?
Said T Spritz Esq, CEO of Kellogg's, "We're happy to offer highly processed toxic sludge as part of a nutritious diet along with a big heaping dose of GLP1. All natural. All the time. BTW our special sauce contains no GMOs". BTW: 2nd story below on why sales of GLP1s expected to explode next year. Weight loss jabs conditionally backed to tackle obesity by World Health Organization According to the WHO, more than one billion people around the world are affected by obesity.
snitzoid
Dec 17 min read


Zeihan: The reality of electricity in the US
Oh, he's crushing today. Badabing!
snitzoid
Dec 11 min read
Smartphones at age 12 linked to worse health
All three of our children attended the Lombardi Institute, where smartphones are not allowed! Smartphones at age 12 linked to worse health Maya Goldman, Axios News 12/1/25 Preteens who own smartphones are likelier to have depression, obesity and insufficient sleep than their peers, according to a new University of Pennsylvania-led study. Why it matters: Roughly half of American kids now own a smartphone by the time they turn 11. Pediatric health groups have recommended appro
snitzoid
Dec 12 min read
Is Voldemort about to bomb the sheet out of Venezuela?
Ike, would have quietly had the CIA go down there and remove him. Trump gave Venezuelan dictator Maduro stern ultimatum — leave now or else: report By Ronny Reyes and Ryan King, NY Post Published Nov. 30, 2025, 4:12 p.m. ET President Trump gave Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro a strongly worded ultimatum as tensions flared with the South American nation — telling him to resign and leave or else, according to a bombshell report. During a call between Trump and Maduro, the so
snitzoid
Dec 15 min read
Where are all the Muslims?
OMG, we're practicalluy in last place, barely ahead of Oceana! The World in Maps Islam is one of the world’s fastest-growing religions, and its population is spread across every region — but not evenly. Most Muslims live in Asia, home to about 1.6 billion people who follow Islam, from Indonesia and Pakistan to India and Bangladesh. Africa comes next with over 760 million, where countries like Nigeria, Egypt, and Sudan have huge Muslim communities. Europe is home to around 62
snitzoid
Dec 11 min read
Russia Gains the Upper Hand in the Drone Battle, Once Ukraine’s Forte
From day one Ukraine has been outgunned, outmanned and is fighting a foe that cares. Nato and the US don't have the resolve to win this one. Game over. Russia Gains the Upper Hand in the Drone Battle, Once Ukraine’s Forte Moscow’s military has gotten better at using the war’s deadliest weapons: small, cheap drones By Ian Lovett, Marcus Walker and Nikita Nikolaienko, WSJ Nov. 29, 2025 11:00 pm ET Russia’s increased drone effectiveness against Ukrainian supply lines is the mo
snitzoid
Dec 15 min read
Most young men can't marry?
I love Scott Galloway. He has one of the best podcasts around. BTW, to all you Report readers I implore you to be fruitful and multiply. But not in those words.
snitzoid
Nov 301 min read
About that guy the judge released who burned up the woman on the El?
Did Bill get this wrong. Perhaps the judge had little discretion. Did a little digging into the facts: ClaudAi Yes, Judge Molina-Gonzalez did have judicial latitude in this case, though the decision has sparked intense criticism. On August 22, Judge Teresa Molina-Gonzalez denied prosecutors' request to keep Lawrence Reed detained in jail, instead placing him on electronic monitoring CWB Chicago. Under Illinois' SAFE-T Act, which eliminated cash bail, judges have discretion t
snitzoid
Nov 302 min read
Is the GOP press piling on Mamdani
The way various media outlets look at NY's new Mayor is vastly different. The right leaning press covered the story below when most left leaning outlets remained silent. After protest at synagogue, Mamdani says Israel immigration event misused ‘sacred space’ About 200 protesters chanted violent slogans and blocked access to a synagogue event promoting Jewish immigration to Israel, prompting a DOJ criminal investigation. On November 19, 2025, anti-Israel protesters gathered o
snitzoid
Nov 301 min read
Snitz's newest board game. Locate the immigrants on the big map!
We're #1! We're #1! We're #1!
snitzoid
Nov 301 min read
Are America’s women heading for the exit?
Are you a female Report reader? Please, I implore you...DON'T LEAVE! I need every one of you I can get to boost my demographic profile. Before you know it, Voldemort's term will be over and they'll be a new Democratic President, a female President. And she'll remind you of your mother (on a good day). Don't give up hope. With luck she may be non white. Hey, a guy can dream! Are America’s women heading for the exit? Four in ten women want to leave America. But where would
snitzoid
Nov 304 min read
Has the Trump EPA helped business?
Can you save 15% or more by reading the Report? Gratitude for the Trump EPA Lee Zeldin wants to end Biden rules aimed at killing fossil fuels. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Nov. 28, 2025 5:34 pm ET Congress is trying to rally the will to tackle permitting reform, or so we hear. Meantime, Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lee Zeldin is doing yeoman’s work rolling back burdensome Biden-era regulations, which all Americans can be thankful for. On Monday the EPA told th
snitzoid
Nov 302 min read
Is Ozempic political? WTF? Does it lean left or right?
NH decided to wait and see what Voldemort does before covering weight loss drugs. Honestly, who cares. What's more interesting is who covered the story and who didn't. Ground News is an independent news aggregator that not only provides key stories but metrics on which news channels are covering such and their "leaning". This particular story has been picked up by 13 publications, most lean left. Ergo, a story the Dems are interested in promoting. I'll also be showing yo
snitzoid
Nov 306 min read
Are sellers giving homebuyers record price cuts. Impact on sales?
Snitz takes a data dive. According to Claude Ai: Key Findings on Home Sales and Price Trends Sales Trend: Home sales have shown a modest increase recently, rising 1.2% in October 2025 to 4.1 million units National Association of REALTORS, up from 3.96 million in November 2024 (a 3.5% increase over the year). The graph shows sales have been relatively stable in the 3.87-4.19 million range throughout 2024-2025. Impact of Lower Mortgage Rates: The recent uptick in sales appears
snitzoid
Nov 303 min read
Why are so many American's in prison?
The best short video I've seen on the subject. Metrics based. Surprising info that I found fascinating. A few tidbits mentioned: There are about 2 million Americans in prison. 75% of those or more are in state prisons (of which slightly under half are being held awaiting trial). The overwhelming majority of prisoners are there for violent crimes and have been in prison before. Return customers. And no, drug arrests don't account for a large number of this group. Only arou
snitzoid
Nov 291 min read
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