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Luana Lopes Lara, Kalshi co-founder and ex-ballerina, becomes youngest self-made female billionaire at 29 years old
I've never touched that girl! I barely know here and hate ballet. Our relationship is business only. She simply hired me because I'm an MIT rocket scientist. Luana Lopes Lara, Kalshi co-founder and ex-ballerina, becomes youngest self-made female billionaire at 29 years old By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Post Published Dec. 5, 2025, 2:47 a.m. ET A 29-year-old former Brazilian ballerina unseated Taylor Swift and AI tech entrepreneur Lucy Guo to become the world’s youngest self-mad
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Dec 53 min read
Zohran Mamdani to stop all homeless encampment sweeps
OMG, Texas is going to start busing their homeless to NYC! Zohran Mamdani to stop all homeless encampment sweeps as NYC mayor, ending key Adams initiative By Matthew Fischetti and Craig McCarthy, NY Post Published Dec. 4, 2025 Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani vowed Thursday to stop clearing homeless encampments throughout the Big Apple — ending a signature initiative pushed by the Adams administration since taking office. The Democratic Socialist flatly told reporters at an unrelat
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Dec 52 min read
San Francisco Sues Coca-Cola, PepsiCo and Others Over 'Ultra-Processed' Products: Lawsuit
Personally, I'd lock Ronald McDonald up! San Francisco Sues Coca-Cola, PepsiCo and Others Over 'Ultra-Processed' Products: Lawsuit By Moná Thomas, People Magazine December 4, 2025 San Francisco sues major food manufacturers for public health harms tied to ultra-processed foods Lawsuit claims companies knowingly engineered addictive products and targeted vulnerable communities City seeks restitution, civil penalties and injunctions to curb deceptive marketing and health impact
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Dec 43 min read
Is the US experiencing a new Gilded Age? Voldemort’s role?
Is the US experiencing a new Gilded Age? Voldemort’s role? By Thomas Spritzler Esq. For our historically challenged readers, the Gilded Age started in the late 1870s (following the Civil War) and ran for approximately 30 years. The US experienced an industrial revolution with unparalleled economic growth. By almost every metric, the average American saw their lives improve. Real wages grew 60%. Cost of living (prices): clothing costs dropped 60%, fuel dropped 65%, home furnis
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Dec 42 min read
What's the nation's fastest growing airport. It rhymes with "hare"
Why is our airport so busy? Because Chicago is an awesome place to visit! Just kidding, O'hare is a superbly located hub for flights going elsewhere. Meaning places without the high crime, high taxes, bad gov regulation and blah blah blah. BTW, the way many believe the airport was named after Butch O'Hare a famous naval aviator from WWII. That's untrue. It's named for a rabbit. Chicago weighs overhaul of O'Hare expansion plan amid soaring traffic Justin Kaufmann, Axios News
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Dec 42 min read
What's the nation's most congested city?
Please vote. Do you like Chicago, Chicago or My Kind of Town? Or do you think Frank should not be drinking on stage. Never mind he's dead. We're No. 1! Axios News In perhaps the least surprising news for Chicago drivers, we just surpassed New York City as the most congested city in the U.S. But, wait, there's more. We're No. 3 in the world, right behind Istanbul and Mexico City, according to the 2025 Global Traffic Scorecard by INRIX. By the numbers: Commuters lost 112 hour
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Dec 41 min read
Was Rep Iihan Omar involved with the Minn fraud guys in her district?
OMG, you are practicing Islamophobia. Shame on you. Someone practices a little well meaning fraud and right away you label them a ....I will not dignify this any further. What did Ilhan Omar know about the $1B welfare fraud case in her Minnesota district? By Chadwick Moore, NY Post Published Dec. 4, 2025, 6:00 a.m. ET Ilhan Omar’s close ties to the $1 billion welfare scam in her Minnesota congressional district are being uncovered. The Democratic rep held parties at one of t
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Dec 45 min read
Is it better for a teen to have a smartphone or a dog?
OMG. Be practical for a moment. The kid is going to have both and get run over by a semi truck. He will be less anxious however before the moment of impact. Having a dog can boost teenagers’ mental health, say scientists Researchers find children who own dogs score lower for social problems, aggressive behaviour and delinquency Nicola Davis, Science correspondent, The Guardian Wed 3 Dec 2025 11.00 EST Having a dog in the home could help boost teenagers’ mental health, resea
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Dec 43 min read
Have we hit peak consulting?
This is so very sad! PEAK CONSULTING? After three decades of pretty constant growth, the consultancy boom just hit an AI-shaped wall Accenture has a new deal with OpenAI — did ChatGPT’s launch top-tick consulting employment? Hyunsoo Rim, Sherwood News Dec 3, 2025 The age of consulting as we know it, when armies of associates mercilessly grind through endless slide decks and dashboards, is starting to give way to a new model: part human, part bot. On Monday, Accenture announce
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Dec 32 min read
Ozempic for cats?
No stupid! This image isn't ABC News. It's from my sick imagination. Weight loss drugs for cats? Company launches clinical trial of GLP-1 implants in cats The company will aim to enroll 50 cats in the study. ByMason Leib, ABC News December 2, 2025 A biopharmaceutical company is looking for ways to slim down household pets. Okava Pharmaceuticals, a San Francisco based company, plans to introduce on Tuesday a new GLP-1 clinical weight loss study for cats. MEOW-1, as the study
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Dec 32 min read
Why Putin thinks he’s winning
Confidentially. Seriously don't repeat this to anybody. He is winning! Why Putin thinks he’s winning Believing that time and destiny are on his side, Putin is sticking to his maximalist war aims Wednesday, December 3, 2025 By Owen Matthews, The Spectator The Kremlin pulled out all the stops for the visit of Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and special envoy Steve Witkoff to Moscow yesterday. Accompanied by Putin’s envoy Kirill Dmitriev, Witkoff and Kushner strolled th
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Dec 35 min read
Mamdani hires author of defund the police bible
I don't think its fair to call it a Bible. It's more like an instruction manual. Most criminals were not hugged sufficiently or at all during childhood. So I think they should be treated with kindness and compassion while working on "the rock". Mamdani hires author of defund the police bible Alex Vitale wrote ‘the problem is policing itself’ David Christopher Kaufman , The Spectator Tuesday, December 2, 2025 Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has debuted the transition team intended
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Dec 34 min read
How easy is it to tell if someone's lying?
The key to the Report's success? It's difficult to determine when our message is fabricated.
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Dec 31 min read
What percent of the time do the Supremes support Voldemort?
Here's the game that's being played. It's fairly easy to find a liberal leaning Federal Judge to enter an anti Trump ruling on quasi policy issues (if the suit is framed correctly). Do these have merit or are they politically motivated? I won't touch that...haha. What I will say is the Supremes are generally overturning those and letting the Dark Lord have his way. Of course the fact that Voldemort earlier stacked the court hasn't hurt his autocracy. Some metrics in case you
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Dec 35 min read
College kids who can't do basic math?
Hey, you came here for data. So I bringing it...hard to the paint. If you review the ACT scores below you'll see how beginning around 2017 scores began dropping fast, particularly English and Math. This preceeded the COVID pandemic which certainly accelerated the fall. Did the advent of social media play a massive factor? Yup! The shocking rise of Gen Z college freshmen who can’t even do basic math — as grade inflation means graduation rates are rising By Alex Oliveira, NY
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Dec 33 min read
The ‘Ozempic body’ trend is pushing celebrity role models to shrink before our eyes
The Report's CEO T Spritzler at a recent red carpet event with our new Director of Marketing and PR...Ms Skelly Grande. The ‘Ozempic body’ trend is pushing celebrity role models to shrink before our eyes — but it’s not ‘shaming’ to call it what it is: shocking By Allison Lax, NY Post Published Dec. 3, 2025, 5:30 a.m. ET “Ozempic body” is the new “heroin chic” in the world of celebrity — and the fact that it’s trickling down to the masses should concern everyone. When I scrol
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Dec 34 min read
Chicago to police social media to flag illegal public gatherings (kids)
During Covid the Chicago Police were prohibited from doing their job. They didn't disperse crowds effectively and didn't arrest offenders. Now their trying to blame and fine social media platforms? Chicago's murder rate is almost 5 times higher than New York's (21.5 vs 4.6 per 100,000 residents). In the 1990s the Big Apple's murder rate was double Chicago's. Our mayor has gutted the Chicago Police Dept and tied their hands behind their back. Social media apps and public sa
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Dec 32 min read
Kristi Noem says half of Minnesota visas are ‘fraudulent,
Yes, but half of them are not fraudulent. That's good news! Kristi Noem says half of Minnesota visas are ‘fraudulent,’ accuses ‘idiot’ Walz of doing it on purpose By Josh Christenson Published Dec. 2, 2025 Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem revealed in Tuesday’s cabinet meeting with President Trump that half of all visa holders in Minnesota submitted “fraudulent” applications. “You told me to look into Minnesota and their fraud on visas and their programs: 50% of them a
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Dec 23 min read
Voldemort offers Maduro asylum in Qatar?
Has Maduro f-cked with us? Hmmm. Are we better off with him out of power? Ok, I'm good. Hit it ! BTW...I love Air Force recruiting videos! Nicolas Maduro could end up in gas-rich Qatar under Trump pressure — as US weighs strikes in Venezuela’s waters By Steven Nelson and Caitlin Doornbos Published Dec. 2, 2025, 4:27 p.m. ET WASHINGTON — US officials are discussing allowing Venezuela’s socialist strongman Nicolas Maduro to live out his days in luxury in one of the world’s ri
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Dec 23 min read
Snitz sues National Basketball association!
In a landmark racial discrimination case, T Snitz (aka Fly Snitzer) has sued the governing body of American Pro Basketball for $3.5 billion dollars. Said the plantiff yesterday, "since 1990 the number of White players in the NBA has plummeted from 25% to 17.5% today. And Black players new represent over 70% of the league". He went on to explain that even though Blacks in the league may be taller, faster and more athletic, their promotion over caucasians is part of a systemi
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Dec 21 min read
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