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How long does Halloween candy last?

I know where you're going with this? You're going to pinch your kid's candy when their not looking. Better you stuff you gullet with the...

Are Protein Bars Actually Good for You?

Generally speaking, they're sh-t! Just like Gatorade is sh-t unless you're doing cardio for over an hour and you need the glucose. Here's...

The Black Men’s Burden Harris Ignores

The burden of not being able to keep it in your pants or fire up some birth control. I need to work on being more empathetic. The Black...

How is Voldemort Media's stock doing?

Trump's stock in the company was once worth about $6 billion, it's now worth about half that. Still a huge bonanza considering he...

Does Ray Dalio know something you don't?

I've read Ray's books. Fascinating stuff. He thinks the economic world is coming to an end and patterns his life on Chicken Little. BTW...

How many active funds beat the SP500

The Spritzler Opportunity Dart Throwing Fund has consistently beaten both the SP 500 and Dow for 15 of the last 20 years. The fund on...

Starbucks to cut the menu in half?

Honestly, I think the should limit the menu to hot coffee, bottles of 5 Hour Energy and amphetamines. Oh, and Zoom. Starbucks is paring...

Pfizer's new Ozempic like pill

The Spritzler Report is launching a weight loss section where we'll discuss healthy eating, exercise and getting jacked on the latest...

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