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Massive jackass convention in NYC

Snitzer received a standing ovation yesterday after giving a spirited speech calling for all New Yorkers to convert to hunter-gatherers....

Should Your Spouse Be Your Best Friend?

Not only am I my wife's best friend (as far as I know*), but 10 different people have applied to list me as their emergency contact on...

Are more people actually striking?

You ungrateful bastards! I give you an unpaid internship! Allow you to learn the journalism business and benefit from my over 80 years...

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