RFK is probably in a way Joe's biggest threat right now. The Dems have been rightfully concerned that anyone voting Kennedy is coming out...

And the hits keep on coming! How did WWI start again? Israel Blamed for Attack Killing Iranian General in Damascus Missile strike hit...

You probably never heard of the Jones Act. It's one of the stupidest things the gov did and has pretty much stopped shipping on our...

Yup, only $70,000 for this puppy to scare away birds. Next year Spritzler Robotics will be delivering its first 2,000 canine attack...

Biff Hollingsworth the 3rd from Princeton, Mass wins this month's award for the most clicks on the Spritzler Report. Biff's going to win...

I explained to the last Caucasian dude we axed that he had benefited from "white privilege" which meant I had the privilege of sending...

Actually, I thought I heard my SUV talking about escaping the other day. Kia recalled almost 430,000 Telluride SUVs that might roll away...

I want to assure all our Report clients that your personal information is safe. We never sell your data to third parties and have a...

This is what economists love! A natural experiment. Will large fast-food chains hire less workers, raise prices...will things turn out...

Instead of reading this dribble about making money, you should be celebrating the Baby Jesus. What's wrong with you? Win some, lose some...

This confirms what I've known all along. Trump's stupid. Only a complete moron would create his own social media network after being...

Spritzler checked. Admissions are not just down at Harvard? Although up to 10% of the students at the Ivys are Jewish, it is unclear if...

Whatever you may think of Trump, the recent funeral in NY captures why he's going to be elected President. In case you are unfamiliar,...

No, I'm not joking. Our Commander and Chief has renamed Easter! I wonder if the Pope is going to join the celebration. BTW, the rabbit...

Since Trump left the Oval Office, CNBCs ratings have dropped by over 50%. I deeply respect the network's decision to let their Indians...

Ok, I realize that if the gov's plan to provide car rebates and get everyone driving EVs will collapse our electric grid (& give $$$ to...

Spritzler to launch the Millennial Tent Company. Luxury Tent living in your favorite upscale neighborhood. Empty nesters stay put Axios...

When was the last time you saw an electric truck on the road? Go ahead I'm waiting. Some of you may see an occasional Rivan running...

Are you poor and reading the Spritzler Report? Go f-ck yourself. Where do you get off taking advantage of my Pulitzer mojo while taking...

I write the Report dead cold sober. No I don't drink coffee. It's just me, a blank computer screen and a keyboard. Most Americans Favor...