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Apple about to roll out improved "Siri" with Google Gemini on board.
OMG, she's going to be even more alluring than ever. My heart is fluttering. I wonder if she'll be paying attention to me...24/7? Apple's Google-powered Siri will reshape AI The Deep View Jan 13, 2025 Apple users can exhale now. You are finally one step away from your long-awaited Siri upgrade. Apple has officially signed a multi-year agreement with Google to use Gemini’s AI models to power its next-gen version of Siri, according to a joint statement the companies released o
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Jan 131 min read
Snitz hits the Gallup political polling. Five charts
For the moment, the Dems continue to tack left. People continue to become more polarized and the GOP gains are being throttled back slightly. The Dems continued moves towards the left will in the end doom their chances. I wouldn't count out Voldemort in rallying the troops for the midterms. He's got plenty of time.
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Jan 131 min read
OIL BE DAMNED?
Controlling the world's oil supply, which we have effectively is not a bad thing. The political, economic and military leverage with China and other nations is beyond measure. In reality are we going to extract all this oil at once? Go nut rebuilding infrastructure? No. Voldemort will roll this out as he twists the knife and negotiates with the various stake holders. To argue we should have looked the other way and allowed Maduro to stay in power is a joke. OIL BE DAMNED?
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Jan 132 min read
Ai and Biotech are about to kick ass together.
Ai has the ability to greatly speed up the new drug development process. BAM! Nvidia and Eli Lilly are launching an AI drug discovery lab A multiyear co-innovation lab ties Eli Lilly’s drug pipeline to Nvidia’s next hardware cycle, betting faster discovery comes from tighter loops By Shannon Carroll, Quartz Media Updated 18 hours ago The doctor will see you now. It’s an AI agent with a visitor badge — and an eight-figure monthly burn. Nvidia and Eli Lilly announced Monday th
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Jan 134 min read
What's the main source of energy for the top users of power globally?
The elephant in the room? Coal! Coal pollutes between 2 and 3 times more than natural gas depending on the type of coal used. India and China's coal is among the worst. So while tree huggers in the US promote wind and solar, India and China continue to burn massive amounts of coal.
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Jan 121 min read
Where most out of state residents comes from (one map)
Let's Snitz translate this map for you. There are three states losing a massive amount of population: Calif, Illinois and NY. The folks from Calif move to western states and Texas. Folks from Illinois are moving to other Midwestern state. New Yorkers moving to several surrounding New England states and Florida (Big Time) .
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Jan 121 min read
Trump orders Iran trade embargo — with 25% tariff on any country that violates
He's angry. Very angry. He does this when he's feeling out of sorts! Trump orders Iran trade embargo — with 25% tariff on any country that violates By Steven Nelson Published Jan. 12, 2026 WASHINGTON — President Trump announced a trade embargo against Iran on Monday as he weighs possible airstrikes in support of anti-government protests — threatening a 25% tariff on any country that violates the cordon. “Effective immediately, any Country doing business with the Islamic Rep
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Jan 123 min read
ICE nabs child abusers, drug traffickers in Minneapolis as 1,000 more immigration agents set to deploy
OMG, for a change Voldemort doubles down. Who could have guessed! ICE nabs child abusers, drug traffickers in Minneapolis as 1,000 more immigration agents set to deploy By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Jan. 12, 2026, 5:18 p.m. ET ICE captured another round of illegal immigrant criminals in Minneapolis over the weekend — including child abusers and drug pushers — as the largest-ever operation of its kind will reportedly soon be reinforced by up to another 1,000 agents. Among
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Jan 123 min read
The case for prosecuting Jerome Powell
In this particular case, I'd error on the side of caution and organize a 10 man firing squad. The case for prosecuting Jerome Powell Criminal investigation is not all about Trump's revenge By Ben Clerkin, The Spectator Monday, January 12, 2026, 9:06 PM Lost in the hysterical media bleating about a new criminal investigation into Jerome Powell is any attempt to report fairly on his alleged transgressions. The singular lens through which the investigation is being reported in m
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Jan 124 min read
How Mamdani and Cea Weaver Plan to End Private Housing
Dems who endorse this guy below. Oh, I forgot the most important guy. Leon Trotsky! National Democrats: Kamala Harris (former Vice President) Time Ken Martin (Democratic National Committee Chair) NBC News New York State Leaders: Kathy Hochul (New York Governor) NPR Carl Heastie (New York State Assembly Speaker) Time Congressional Representatives: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Moveon Adriano Espaillat (influential Latino leader in NYC) Time Jerrold Nadler Time Hakeem Jeffries (Hous
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Jan 124 min read
Dems against AI? How that helps Voldemort.
As I mentioned before, five of the Magnificent Seven companies had CEOs seated immediately behind Voldemort at the inauguration. Why? Because Big Tech and the Military has cut a faustian bargain with the Dark Lord. Their entire future depends on AI not being regulated and have unfettered access to new electrical capacity. The Dems are against both. They literally can't allow Trump to go down. These guys have their grips on political and media influence in a myriad of ways.
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Jan 125 min read
Mixue has more stores than McDonalds? You've never heard of it?
Did a little research. Here's where their stores are located (ClaudeAi). Until 2019 this store chain didn't exist. Like EV cars, China is learning to grow new businesses fast! By Nation (percentages): China: ~88.4% (approximately 40,510 stores) International: ~11.6% (4,792 stores across 11 countries) International breakdown by country: Indonesia: ~5.9% (2,667 stores The Low Down) Vietnam: ~2.9% (1,304 stores The Low Down) Other 9 countries: ~2.8% (approximately 821 stores co
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Jan 122 min read
Elon Musk makes Grok's sexualized AI images a 'premium service' for X subscribers
I want to make it crystal clear that any sexualized or inappropriate images we use on the report are 100% real. It's immoral to produce this with Ai. Elon Musk makes Grok's sexualized AI images a 'premium service' for X subscribers Elon Musk's startup xAI has limited the image generation tool on its Grok chatbot to paying subscribers of social media platform X By Niamh Rowe, Quartz Media Jan 12, 2025 Elon Musk's startup xAI has limited the image generation tool on its Grok ch
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Jan 122 min read
Meta’s AI data centers get nuclear boost equal to 5 million homes
It takes a lot of "juice" to power all those teens staring into their Iphones! Meta’s AI data centers get nuclear boost equal to 5 million homes Meta just agreed to buy 6.6 gigawatts of power for its AI data centers, making it one of the biggest buyers of nuclear in American history By Niamh Rowe, Quartz Media Jan 12, 2025 Meta has signed a series of multi-gigawatt nuclear energy contracts to power its sprawling network of artificial intelligence data centers, a move that cou
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Jan 122 min read
China's fentanyl crackdown led to a stunning drop in U.S. overdoses, research says
China's fentanyl crackdown led to a stunning drop in U.S. overdoses, research says By April Rubin, Axios New Jan 12k 2025 Chinese crackdowns on fentanyl may have reduced overdoses and saved American lives, new research shows. Why it matters: The data-backed explanation for the 34% plunge in overdose deaths from its peak suggests diplomatic pressure was more effective than decades of mass street-level arrests. "We suggest there was a major disruption in the illicit fentanyl tr
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Jan 122 min read
Rahm's fighting the Dem leadership to run for President!
I've been saying for months that the Dems would eventually tack towards the center, otherwise the GOP would run circles around them. Is Rahm the guy? Will this happen soon? Answers: 1. not sure. 2. probably not. Rahm is whip smart, articulate and a reasonable centrist. He's not afraid to call out his own party. Kind of a Bill Maher candidate. Was he a good mayor? Not particularly. He presided over massive tax increases which continue to plague Chicago's economy. He did add
snitzoid
Jan 113 min read
‘Massacre’ unfolding in Iran as protest death toll triples to over 500, rights group warns
This is just going to make Voldemort mad. We all know what he does when he's mad! ‘Massacre’ unfolding in Iran as protest death toll triples to over 500, rights group warns By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Jan. 11, 2026, 1:52 p.m. ET Iranian authorities have mercilessly slaughtered more than 500 people in a ruthless crackdown on the nationwide anti-regime uprising — in what human rights groups have warned is a state-sponsored “massacre” in progress. Disturbing images show bo
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Jan 114 min read
Minnesota ICE operation continues, netting 10 killers, violent child rapists
I did a little digging. Apparently, these violent criminals were not in custody at the time ICE nabbed them. If ICE would still to rounding up bad guys people would be much more sympathetic to their mission. Minnesota ICE operation continues, netting 10 killers, violent child rapists — but lefty pols want agents out By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Jan. 11, 2026, 3:01 p.m. ET The Trump administration has arrested hundreds of criminal illegal aliens since kicking off the lar
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Jan 113 min read
How Mississippi turned around it's failing schools?
An education ‘miracle’? By Sarah Mervosh, NY Times Jan 11, 2025 As recently as 2013, Mississippi ranked 49th in the country for education. Its standing seemed predictable, even inevitable, for a state with low education spending and one of the nation’s highest child poverty rates. Today, though, Mississippi is a top 10 state for fourth graders learning how to read, and one of the best places in the country for a poor child to get an education. Mississippi’s turnaround has bee
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