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Colin Kaepernick overcomes racist parents. Honestly, he's my hero.

Imagine growing up in a house where your parents are psychotic. Yes, looney tunes!

You see, these crazy white people decided to adopt a Black child, put him through years of school, and support his entry into the NFL. Why you ask? Because they're racist and just wanted to f-ck with a Black kid. Poor little Colin. Oh, the horror!

Fortunately, Colin had an epiphany when he lost his starting QB job with the 49ers to a better player and decided he better start playing the race card. Boy, did he ever. He was better at racial signaling and getting on magazine covers than throwing a football. Did I mention he was even idolized by our good friends over at Nike?

Having played in the NFL, and made millions promoting his victimization as a Black man, this pillar of virtue is now rightfully throwing his parents under the bus. They deserve it. Why you ask? Because no good deed goes unpunished. Boy, are they learning that proverb.

Colin Kaepernick accuses white adoptive parents of ‘problematic’ upbringing, perpetuating racism

By Katherine Donlevy, NY Post

March 9, 2023

Controversial football star Colin Kaepernick accused his white adoptive parents of perpetuating racism in a new interview.

The former NFL star told CBS Chicago he struggled growing up in a “problematic” household, a throughline he details in his upcoming graphic novel, “Change the Game.”

“I know my parents loved me, but there were still very problematic things that I went through,” Kaepernick said.

“It was important to show that, no, this can happen in your own home, and how we move forward collectively while addressing the racism that is being perpetuated.”

The graphic novel tells the story of Kaepernick’s journey from high school into his storied athletic career that heavily centers around his lack of choice in his future. His parents, particularly, tried to steer him in a direction they thought was best, which led to several fights between them and their adopted son.

One of these disagreements illustrated in the novel was a fight over his hairstyle.

Kaepernick, in an attempt to idolize basketball player Allen Iverson, wanted to embrace his blackness by wearing cornrows, but his mother pushed back.

“He’s getting what rolls?” his mother, Teresa, is cited as saying in the book.

In reality, she allegedly told him: “Oh, your hair’s not professional. Oh, you look like a little thug.”

The conversation with his mother has continued to impact Kaepernick’s life decades later, he said, even influencing his now-famous afro hairstyle.

“It also is informed why I have my hair long today,” Kaepernick said Thursday.

The lack of racial harmony in his own home encouraged Kaepernick to find community elsewhere, he said.

He chose to pursue a football career instead of a professional baseball career — both of which prospects were equally achievable — because there were significantly more black players in the NFL than MLB, he said.

Kaepernick still hopes to return to the turf, which he hasn’t seen since his 2016 ousting for kneeling during the national anthem in protest of police brutality and racial injustice.


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