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Hollywood's very unhappy ending!
Good overview by Bloomberg how the Pandemic and the actors/writers strike help tank Hollywood. Ironically, the Spritzler Report's content is fresh, offensive and misleading...ergo a magnet for eyeballs. We're beating away offers and printing money. However, underneath it all I'm the same humble savant that quietly crushes it 24/7/365. Your fricken welcome.
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6 hours ago1 min read
Why Snitz uses Claude Ai?
As you may have noticed, I frequently use Claude to provide additional context to stories I'm sharing, pull down additional facts and produce charts/graphs. I routinely use other Chatbots include ChatGPT, Gemini and Grok. My fav however remains Claude and that's why spend the extra $$ for the pro version. This explains some of the heavy lifting Claude can do, even if you don't need all the horsepower it provides.
snitzoid
7 hours ago1 min read
Why are the number of Muslims growing faster than Christians?
Who cares about Buddhism. The real elephant in the room is the data differentiating Muslim and Christians. The average Christian is 31 versus 24 for a Muslim. The latter is a younger population that's having babies at a greater rate and is poised to outgrow the Baby Jesus. Sorry, I decided to give the bronze to the "Tribe". Why is Buddhism shrinking worldwide? By Yunping Tong, Dalia Fahmy and Conrad Hackett, Pew Research Buddhists are the world’s only major religious group
snitzoid
10 hours ago4 min read
Federal workforce shrank 10% in Trump’s first year back in office
WTF! Voldemort is cutting our federal workforce. What are all those people going to do. Work elsewhere? Federal workforce shrank 10% in Trump’s first year back in office By Drew DeSilver, PEW Research March 13, 2026 The federal workforce shrank by 10.3% in 2025, or a net of nearly 238,000 workers, according to a Pew Research Center analysis of recently published government data. A total of 348,219 people quit, retired, were laid off or otherwise left federal employment las
snitzoid
10 hours ago3 min read
How AI is reshaping drug discovery
How AI is reshaping drug discovery By Peter Sullivan, Axios News Mar 14, 2026 Illustration of a robot hand holding up a beaker to the light with a glowing liquid inside. Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios Artificial intelligence is changing how drugs are developed — though the days of AI-designed treatments for the masses are still probably years off. Why it matters: AI has driven a surge of research and development by identifying disease targets, improving clinical trials and c
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10 hours ago3 min read
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21 hours ago0 min read
Trump Says U.S. Bombs ‘Obliterated’ Military Targets on Kharg Island
This sheet is getting real! Trump Says U.S. Bombs ‘Obliterated’ Military Targets on Kharg Island The Pentagon is moving a Marine expeditionary unit to the gulf. Five U.S. Air Force refueling planes were struck at a U.S. air base in Saudi Arabia President Trump announced on social media a major bombing raid, saying it had “obliterated every MILITARY target in Iran’s crown jewel, Kharg Island,” in an operation meant to pressure Iran into reopening the Strait of Hormuz. Five U.S
snitzoid
21 hours ago4 min read
Voldemort bringing the USS Tripoli to the Straits of Hormuz
OMG, their bringing out some more military hardware. I'm foaming at the mouth. It's Christmas in March! I bet the Baby Jesus is stoked to watch the Dark Lord kick the crap out of some Shiites. Sorry, that was very bad. I mean't Evil Shiites...there are also good Shiites. At least I'm told. However those Houthis (bad Shiites) who fire upon tankers and such are about to take the elevator down to Hell. Do they believe in Hell? You know how I'm familiar with the "Tripoli"?
snitzoid
23 hours ago4 min read
Things I Wish I’d Known Before Buying an EV
Things I Wish I’d Known Before Buying an EV Rising oil prices have more people thinking about going electric, but it’s worth considering potential challenges with repairs, charging and other factors By Christopher Mims March 13, 2026 War in the Middle East and surging oil prices mean it’s time to ponder, once again: Should you buy an EV? After a year of ups and downs with my own electric vehicle—which I still love overall—here are the downsides people should consider before t
snitzoid
1 day ago5 min read
Below 40? You Should Already Be Getting Screened for Cholesterol, Heart Attack Risks
Hey....you paying attn to this. I'm taking to you Millennials! Below 40? You Should Already Be Getting Screened for Cholesterol, Heart Attack Risks New medical guidelines aim to head off damage early with lifestyle changes, screening tests and medication By Betsy McKay March 13, 2026 New clinical guidelines recommend screening and treating high cholesterol from age 30, a decade earlier, due to rising heart attacks in younger adults. View more Adults should be screened and tr
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
Three of the 10 Best Picture nominees at this year’s Oscars cost $10M or less to make
No thank you! I'm not spending my limited free time watching some cut rate flick where nothing blows up and there's no box off star. I want to be entertained...and by that I mean go big or go home. Which is why F1 better win Best Picture and Brad Pitt the Top Dog Actor Award...or I'm going to get involved. Three of the 10 Best Picture nominees at this year’s Oscars cost $10M or less to make Ahead of the 98th Academy Awards on Sunday, pundits will be looking towards the histo
snitzoid
1 day ago2 min read
More hit full service or limited service restaurants?
Chart R For decades, Americans spent a larger share of their dining-out budgets at full-service establishments, from casual chains to fine dining, than at limited-service restaurants like fast-food or quick-service chains. That dominance flipped during the pandemic, when dining rooms closed and drive-thrus became the primary places to eat out. In 2020, limited-service restaurants captured about 38% of all food-away-from-home sales — the highest share ever seen, according to U
snitzoid
1 day ago1 min read
Pete Hegseth on Strait of Hormuz: ‘Don’t need to worry about it’
Listen douchebag, are you hard of hearing. He said "don't need to worry about it". So don't! Pete Hegseth on Strait of Hormuz: ‘Don’t need to worry about it’ Mar 13 2026 Dan Mangan, CNBC Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth dismissed concerns that the closure of the Strait of Hormuz because of the Iran war would continue being a problem. “We have been dealing with it, and don’t need to worry about it,” Hegseth told reporters at a briefing at the Defense Department. Oil prices have
snitzoid
1 day ago4 min read
The Oscars Ozempic parade is upon us
T Spritz Esq receiving his 2025 Oscar for Best Adaptive Screenplay recently commented, "I look like a f-cking Manatee in that photo. This year, I may not win any awards but I will be thinner than all those drugged up bitches". Spritzler's publicist later apologized for the writer's offensive comments saying "he hadn't easten in a few days and was feeling light headed at the time". The Oscars Ozempic parade is upon us — but is anyone brave enough to tell these sickly stars ho
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1 day ago3 min read
Mamdani to spend $1.9biion to house homeless in NYC hotels
This is patently unfair! Not a single one of these "clients" has been checked into the Four Seasons or the Ritz-Carlton. The room service they receive is substandard, and the spas are atrocious. As is my crass sense of humor. Mamdani administration inks $1.9B, 3-year contract to house homeless in NYC hotels By Carl Campanile, NY Post Published March 13, 2026 Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration has inked a new nearly $1.9 billion contract with the city’s hotel industry to pr
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1 day ago4 min read
US intelligence says Iran government is not at risk of collapse
Suspect this will end like Venezuela did. Some existing folks choosing to make money versus get the sheet bombed out of them. Hope I right about this. Voldemort ditto. US intelligence says Iran government is not at risk of collapse Despite the death of Supreme Leader Khamenei and dozens of officials, U.S. intelligence confirms Iran's regime remains intact and retains control over its population. Reuters News On March 11, 2026, U.S. intelligence assessed Iran's leadership rem
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2 days ago1 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
What Will Happen When All the Male Therapists Are Gone?
Are you a male? White? Misunderstood by the opposite sex? Particular the one you share a dwelling unit with. Honestly, want to discuss with a female therapist who'll womansplain what you're doing wrong? Or do you want to drill it with T Snitz Esq PHD MD CFP who understand's your pain. Sure I'm expensive; but you'll feel better. And you'll be alone. Free to run amok. Plus I'll set you up with a great divorce lawyer. On second thought maybe you should stop being a prick and
snitzoid
2 days ago7 min read
Had Voldemort screwed the pooch in Iran?
Freddy Gray makes some excellent points. If the Straits of Hormuz aren't reopened to normal traffic he's absolutely right. However, given the precision our military (along with Israel) has shown planning the elimination of no less than 100 of Iran top leaders, their airforce, air defense and missile systems it's fair to assume the invasion would eventually end up as a chess match over oil supply. Ergo, it's probably no surprise to Voldemort's team that we're here. We also 13
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2 days ago8 min read
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