The Spritzler Report has obtained an exclusive interview with Ms. Wellington's estraged daughter Muffy. Said MMA fighter, "My mom has all the warm of a large Python. I especially appreciated that narcissistic bitch taking her dislike of me national. BTW, what a shocker that she's divorced. I guess dad's next on her hit woman parade. The moniker bitch doesn't do her justice". These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children Parents blast adult offspring fo

Is it immigration? Not any longer? How about drugs...ehhhhh. The oil stupid! The US has a tremendous amount of excess refining capacity for thick crude oil. That's not the stuff we frack. It's the type of stuff we get from Canada and you guessed it Venezuela. There's money to be made baby! BTW that nation also has one of the two largest untapped stores of oil on the globe.

I had no idea. I'm opening a new office in South Africa! Wait there's more! I share where all the Hindu's live! Pew Research Sub-Saharan Africa is now home to more Christians than any other world region, surpassing Europe. As of 2020, about 31% of the world’s Christians live in sub-Saharan Africa, while 22% live in Europe. This change has been fueled by Africa’s much higher fertility rates, but also by widespread disaffiliation from Christianity in Western Europe. Europe to b

And 30% are smoking pot. A majority of parents with a child under 2 say their child watches videos on YouTube. Pew Research Some 62% of parents with a child under 2 say their child ever does this, up from 45% in 2020. A growing share of parents with a child under 2 also say their child watches YouTube videos daily: 35% say this, up from 24% five years ago. Daily use is also up among kids ages 2 to 4, according to their parents (51%, up from 38%). But it’s stable among childr

Why leave the work force for 48 months when you can learn a trade and apprentice at the Spritzler Vocational College and High Performance Driving School. You'll leave learning how to negotiate high speed turns in the rain and turn out literary rhetoric that would make a Pulitzer winner blush. In fact our entire editorial staff are graduates. Act now! PS. I throw in below some charts from Pew Research absolutely free of charge. The New College Unemployment Line The jobless g

Will be interesting to see if the elections go down and if the populous still has the stomach for more "fight". The war in Ukraine is reaching its endgame Holding elections in war-torn Ukraine will be no easy task Owen Matthews, The Spectator Friday, December 12, 2025 Painfully and chaotically, the outline of the peace deal that will eventually end Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is emerging as the US leans on Kyiv to abandon key red lines. It may still be months before the guns

Ashley Fike, shown at the annual Spritzler Report editorical review meeting. Do Women’s Farts Really Smell Worse Than Men’s? By Ashley Fike, Vice Media December 8, 2025, 8:50am There are some scientific findings you hear once and can’t un-hear. This is one of them. According to actual peer-reviewed research, women’s farts smell worse than men’s. Not louder, not more frequent. Just…stronger. On some level, this feels ironically correct, but still, nobody expected science to pl

Nope. Both the State and Federal Government were clueless. That includes the Justice Dept. Two researchers and investigative reporters (Ryan Thorpe and Christopher Rufo) from the Manhattan Institute did the work to track down the guilty parties and expose the fraud. Only later did the Justice Dept file charges. It's unclear how much money was illegal stolen from the Housing Stabilization Services Feed our future and Medicaid programs. The lower limit appears to be $1 billi

The sad truth is lie detector testing is notoriously unreliable. I've given this a great deal of thought and honestly...I just don't know. I want to "believe". But I've been hurt before. I hope this isn't some carefully engineered hoax! Sydney Sweeney reveals truth about her breasts during lie detector test with Amanda Seyfried By Vanessa Serna, NY Post Published Dec. 11, 2025, 8:10 p.m. ET Sydney Sweeney denied rumors that she has undergone breast augmentation surgery whil

BTW, in case why your wondering why I know longer teach Nuclear Particle acceleration at MIT! The constant pressure to give these wannabe rocket scientists high grades was too much. Once I received by Nobel Prize I was out. Also I hate young adults. The Economic Roots of Grade Inflation Student evaluations subject professors to perverse incentives. By Joseph Epstein, WSJ Dec. 11, 2025 5:34 pm ET The one form of inflation that can’t be blamed on Joe Biden is grade inflation.

I don't understand the details but I'm "in". What's not to like? A bunch of uber wealthy foreigners spending money in my neighborhood and building big homes. Future Report readers. America, now available by subscription: Trump unveils $1 million 'Gold Card' for the ultra- President Donald Trump has put a sticker price on the American Dream: $1 million By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, Quartz Media Published 21 hours ago President Donald Trump has put a sticker price on the American

Papa Bear chronicals the massive improvement in NYC. The experts he spoke with give Police Commissioner Tisch (who's staying w the new administration) much of the credit: Quiet program to go after gang leaders this year. More manpower to get dangerous people off of the public transit platforms before something goes awry. Did Chicago also have a drop? Yes 28%. Before you start celebrating. The current homicide rate in NYC is 1.6 per 100,000 residents. Chicago after the 28%

You want sick? I don't like this commercial. I love this commercial (see video below). It's fricken hilarious and better than all the sanitized nauseating crap we have to endure over the holiday. Imagine that! McDonald's has a sense of humor. Why the McDonald’s AI commercial flopped The response has been so overwhelmingly hostile that McDonald’s were forced to pull the advert after just three days – and their folly has cost them a fortune By Paul Burke, The Spectator Thursday

Unlike, RFK who's a complete douchebag, the NIH Director has a deep background in science as a doctor/Prof at Stanford. During the pandemic he was one of the few voices of reason. I didn't think he's got an agenda except to further good scientific research. The same can't be said of RFK who should get canned. If you want to know more about Dr Jay check on this link. The Great Barrington Declaration was his brainchild, along with Sunetra Gupta and Martin Kulldorff. https://

OMG. This stinks to high heaven. For all I know this sleazeball actually voted in the presidential election and perhaps for the Dark Lord. He's a sick perverted bastard. You don't see left leaning judges ever lean left! Do you! Admit dagnabbit! What's even more delicous about this story is who covered and more importantly who didn't (chart below). So remember to get your news from the correct silo that correlates with your beliefs. Otherwise the facts may present a nasty

Disney is happy to hire an AI Chatbot to create content at a tenth of the price. Besides real humans complain. Disney Agrees to Bring Its Characters to OpenAI’s Sora Videos The deal is a watershed for Hollywood, which has been trying to sort through the possible harms and upsides of generative artificial intelligence. By Brooks Barnes, NY Times Reporting from Los Angeles Dec. 11, 2025 In a watershed moment for Hollywood and generative artificial intelligence, Disney on Thurs

How dare you think that Calif is a joke! Show some respect.

It's true that have four PHDs from MIT in areas of study you can't pronounce. Plus I was given several honorary doctorates from Princeton because I opened the Spritzler Nuclear Accelerator on their campus. You on the other hand are...let's be honest...are mediocre. I have no advice for you. Here’s the secret formula for getting into a top-choice college after being deferred By Christopher Rim, NY Post Published Dec. 11, 2025, 5:45 a.m. ET After meticulously polishing applic

He never listens. I told him DOGE was a joke. Perhaps spending a little time in Belleview helped. On a positive note, SpaceX may do the largest IPO in history! https://qz.com/space-x-ipo-2026-15-trillion-elon-musk?utm_source=delivra&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Quartz%20Daily%20Brief%20&utm_id=9968825 Elon Musk says he wouldn't do DOGE again The Tesla CEO said DOGE was only "somewhat successful" and that he wants to focus only on his companies now By Alex Daniel, Quartz Me

Strap in. I'm producing some Snitz data to provide some context. Don't try this without proper supervision. Bottom line. Young people have generally had a higher unemployment rate (because they're irritating). It's getting a bit worse now. Top economist Mark Zandi has a new recession warning If the pace of layoffs accelerates, "it would certainly be a jobs recession," Zandi said in a new interview By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, Quartz Media Published 20 hours ago Prominent econom