I've heard a great many people debate whether Voldemort has the right to deploy National Guard troops in DC or anyone else. They're...

She's the most overrated artist of all time and he's the kind of dirtbag she writes ballads about. Should be tabloid heaven...can't wait...

Note to self: When turning 80 remember not to hook up with 30+ year old personal trainer and marry without a prenup. Hey, who am I to...

What did Big Daddy say! Go ahead, admit it. I told you we'd cut a deal with the Rooskies. We could care less what happens to Ukraine. ...

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Much has been made of the movement of people from Illinois, New York and California. Between the years of 2020-2023 these states lost a...

It's tragic watching a young Gen Zer sliced to ribbons by an algorithm. Oh, the horror! There Is Now Clearer Evidence AI Is Wrecking...

Is he correct? If Voldemort misplays his tariff negotiations, he could throw the economy into a recession. That would endanger his...

I'm so tired of hearing that processed food is bad for you and it's "unhealthy" to be the size of a house. This lie is being propagated...

Pritzker has no problem welcoming illegals to Chicago and placing them in taxpayer-funded hotels. But when offered free additional law...

I hope Voldemort deploys federal troops to Arlington Heights. Somebody stole my garbage can this Spring. Washington, DC goes 12 straight...

What about the little people! I'm outraged. I refuse to buy a new BMW. Hey, is the Porsche 911 GT3 made in Germany? I suppose I could...

Robots are not allowed to produce any content at the Report. We do rely on them heavily for customer service, however. America’s Newest...

Reuters reports the Trump Administration is projected to deport around 400,000 people this year. That is close to the annual totals...

Sure I'm surrounded by material objects...but it's the simple things in life that count. Countries With the Highest Wealth per Person in...

Guess who's also not a fan of wind power. T Snitz Esq! Orsted Shares Tumble After U.S. Issues Stop-Work Order on Wind Project Danish...

They do! But I have to side with them on Roe v Wade. I'm a complex guy. The Doctors Who Cry ‘Science’ The AMA aligns itself with the...

Air conditioning is morally wrong and destroys the planet. It's exploitation engineered by the Bourgeoisie. I spend most of my time in a...

Like Voldemort, I'm rich. Stinking wealthy. I have a private jet, yacht, high-speed train, string of polo ponies (I love the ponies),...

Said, T Spritz Esquire, representative for the networks, "This is outrageous, Where's CBS. We demand CBS get shuttered as well!" Trump...