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Even the Dems whack the Clintons on Epstein!
I'm not surprised the GOP members of the committee voted to hold Hillary and Bill in contempt, but half the Dems on the committee did also! Congress Turns Up Heat on Clintons Over Epstein Ties Some Democrats join Republicans on House Oversight Committee to find former president and secretary of state in contempt By Olivia Beavers, Anvee Bhutani and Khadeeja Safdar, WSJ Updated Jan. 21, 2026 6:21 pm ET A House committee voted to hold former President Bill Clinton and former Se
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3 days ago5 min read
Is Michelle Obama relatable?
When you think about Eleanor Roosevelt or Golda Meir, the moniker of public servant comes to mind. A woman who conveys purpose, humility, and an intense desire to connect with the common man or woman. If you haven't had the privilege of catching the Call Her Daddy podcast, Michelle is everything those women are not. She seems more comfortable talking about her rich Aspen buddies and hair style. Do I have any respect for the former first lady? Not even a little. I will give he
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3 days ago4 min read
How Voldemort negotiated with the EU to get Greenland?
Want to hear something Ironic? Russia's invasion of the Ukraine has benefited the US? WTF! First off, they can't respond to our cornering the global oil market (Venezuela) since they're preoccupied. The same went for Syria. No Russia, not support of Assad. Gone. Putin has all he can handle along his own border leaving us free to do what we want and creating the leverage to force the EU to pay up with NATO's defense budget. Will we leave Iran alone? Why would we? We need
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3 days ago5 min read
Great WSJ video shows how Voldemort has grounded the dark fleet that illegally transport Venezuelan oil.
All that Black Gold that was going to China and elsewhere was shipped illegally. It's now going to go to US refineries on our East Coast. Badabing! Is this fair. Who's going to stop us? Ironically, this probably scares the Chinese more than the Dark Lord's tariffs.
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3 days ago1 min read
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Do men and women prefer older mates as they age.
I'd like to officially apologize to our female readers for being a man. This is absolutely disgusting! No, not the fact that I've aged like fine wine! I'm different. Don't lump me in with the mass of testosteroned out apes that inhabit the earth. Chart based on the famous OkCupid data analyzed by Christian Rudder in his book Dataclysm. Women's preferences: Women consistently find men roughly their own age most attractive throughout their lives. A 25-year-old woman prefers
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3 days ago1 min read
Does De Beers still have a lock on the diamond market?
I decided to pull down some info from ClaudeAi. Turns out that De Beers monopoly on diamonds has taken a real hit. So sad. Wonderful guys! This is not because everybody's flocking to buy lab grown stone. So who's competing with them? BTW, to pat myself on the back. The story below is typical of major media releases. Gives news but not the context behind such to evaluate what's going on. You're fricken welcome! De Beers is closing down its lab-grown diamond operation Dia
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3 days ago2 min read
Suicides Were Frequent at the Golden Gate Bridge. Not Anymore.
I'm so livid! On so many levels. First, this stupid folly cost $224 million to taxpayers. And it ruins the aesthetics of the fricken bridge. What do I care if people want to jump. That's their right. God bless them...oh...that sounds very wrong. The worst part is the lack of commitment. If you're going to jump at least have the stick to jump onto the net and then walk to the edge of such and finish the job. A small speed bump on the road to finality. Once again Big Brother
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3 days ago6 min read
I told you so! Snitz nails Greenland.
Talk about Chicken Little. The Media has been abuzz about what happens if we invade or how the tariff wars will cause economic melt down. Right! Voldemort will negotiate a deal, probably where ownership of the island stays the same but we get a massive land pad to build an military base. Another blustery crisis averted...that was a tempest in a teapot. BTW: See below breaking news. Tariffs called off. Trump Says U.S. Won’t Use Force, but Calls for Immediate Talks on Greenla
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3 days ago2 min read
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Anthropic CEO says Ai could lead to massive inequality & unemployment?
Dario later said, "OMG, I was just kidding. Calm down. I had a little too much Tequela last night and wasn't myself." Anthropic CEO Says Government Should Help Ensure AI’s Economic Upside Is Shared In interview with The Wall Street Journal, Dario Amodei says the public isn’t prepared for the potential inequality that the technology might create By Keach Hagey, WSJ Jan. 20, 2026 Anthropic’s CEO Dario Amodei spoke with WSJ’s Editor-in-Chief Emma Tucker from the 2026 World Eco
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3 days ago2 min read
Brooklyn Beckham is following in Prince Harry’s footsteps — and it’s a big mistake
Don't believe one word of this crap. In fact, our book Daddy and Mommy Dearest launches next week. It's been an honor to work with Brooklyn and his super hot wife whose daddy is a multi billionaire! I can't wait to torch his parents and land a lucrative Netflix deal. Brooklyn Beckham is following in Prince Harry’s footsteps — and it’s a big mistake By Kirsten Fleming, NY Post Published Jan. 20, 2026, 7:05 p.m. ET Hey, Brooklyn Beckham, get your head on straight. Don’t be li
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3 days ago4 min read
Chinese EVs Blow Past Tesla and Tariffs En Route to Global Reign
I've written pretty extensively about BYD. A few additional facts from this story: China has manufacturing overcapacity. Ergo, while BYD and other Chinese EV makers overtake Tesla in global sales, their factories are capable of cranking out far more vehicles. BYD is opening factories all over Europe, using the Japanese playbook for opening manufacturing plants in the US decades ago. Chinese EVs Blow Past Tesla and Tariffs En Route to Global Reign U.S., European Union and Me
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3 days ago8 min read
Calm the f-ck down and hand over Greenland.
Guys! Easy on the gas. Stop escalating this! One way or another were probably going to break your nose. Just take a few steps back, take that deep breath and tell Denmark adios. Besides, your already fighting Putin, do you want a two front war against Voldemort? Think of the Dark Lord as Ray! Scott Bessent derides Greenland ‘hysteria’ and tells Europe not to retaliate after tariffs Bessent said reaction to a 25% tariff on European countries threatened by Trump was similar to
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3 days ago3 min read
7K illegal immigrant gang members busted in first year of Trump’s second term
Voldemort's calculous...I got elected on the immigration issue. The electorate in non blue states is more concerned with crime than ICE overreach. 7K illegal immigrant gang members busted in first year of Trump’s second term: ‘Make America safe again’ By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Jan. 20, 2026, 11:34 a.m. ET One year into President Trump’s second term, DHS has arrested 7,000 illegal immigrant gang members, comprising a rogue’s gallery of murderers, kidnappers and thieves
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4 days ago4 min read
German Chancellor Merz Calls Nuclear Phase-Out a 'Serious Strategic Mistake'
The right leaning media is all over this. The left? Not so much. German Chancellor Merz Calls Nuclear Phase-Out a 'Serious Strategic Mistake' Ground News Chancellor Merz said Germany’s nuclear phase-out led to high costs and energy import reliance, threatening security and price stability, with renewables at 65% in 2024. On Wednesday, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said Germany's nuclear phase-out was a serious strategic mistake and blamed the previous German government fo
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4 days ago1 min read
Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
It's not easy walking the line! Especially when the left leaning news channels aren't running it. Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE Ground News Gov. Newsom reaffirmed California's sanctuary policy and cooperation with ICE on dangerous criminals, citing over 10,000 transfers since his governorship and vetoing bills limiting collaboration. On Thursday, California Gov. Gavin Newsom walked back his press‑office post under pressure from Ben Shapiro and agre
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4 days ago1 min read
How Billionaires Plan to Invest in 2026 (1 chart)
For those of you who take a dim view of people in the Private Equity business...pucker up buttercup. How Billionaires Plan to Invest in 2026 Key Takeaways Risk appetite among billionaires remains strong in 2026. Private equity, public equities, and hedge funds top the list for increased exposure. Billionaires are entering 2026 with confidence. Despite ongoing geopolitical tensions, sticky inflation in some regions, and uneven global growth, the world’s wealthiest investors ar
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4 days ago2 min read
America's new land boom isn’t about housing — or even people
There are over 200 naval vessels power by modular reactors. Zero problems. Can this same technology be employed to power data centers? Duhhhhhh! America's new land boom isn’t about housing — or even people Across the U.S., the AI infrastructure boom is quietly rewiring how land is bought, valued, and governed — often before the public has its say By Catherine Baab, Quartz Media Published 7 hours ago | On a quiet, dusty stretch of rural land, the sale goes through with littl
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4 days ago7 min read
US poised to become the globe's advanced chip maker?
Take that China! TSMC is the most advanced chip maker in the world. Having a strong presence in the US is critical to US security and economic interest. Wooooooo! Taiwan’s Flagship Chip Maker Charts a Future Beyond Taiwan TSMC has for decades provided a ‘Silicon Shield’ to its namesake island. Now it sees both business and geopolitical reasons for going big in the U.S. By Robbie Whelan and Amrith Ramkumar, WSJ Jan. 18, 2026 5:30 am ET TSMC plans a significant U.S. expansion
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4 days ago6 min read
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