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6 hours ago0 min read
America Benefits From Unstable Energy Markets
He's not wrong. The US the world's largest energy producer has risen along with our new captive, Venezuela which houses the largest oil resources on the planet. If the Straits remain close, the EU and China lose. We win. If that happens, we blow up Kharg Island and Iran's oil is landlocked for years. Iran and all other players need the Straits open. Iran can play games in the short run, but eventually Voldemort will lose patience and blow up their operation. America Bene
snitzoid
7 hours ago4 min read
How Government Regulations Jack Up the Price of Daycare
The obvious solution is to get a dog. You really want to put a couple of kids through college and have them latter berate you as a capitalist monster.
snitzoid
8 hours ago1 min read
I'm opening up my still again!
Nobody makes sour mash whisky like myself and my sidekick "Blue". Want to go blind, throw down a few shots of this sheet. US appeals court declares 158-year-old home distilling ban unconstitutional Ground News April 14, 2026 The ruling says the 1868 law exceeded Congress’s taxing power and could not stand as written. The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals declared the nearly 158-year-old federal ban on home distilling unconstitutional, ruling it an improper means for Congress
snitzoid
9 hours ago1 min read
Trump tells The Post US-Iran talks ‘could be happening over next two days’
The Dark Lord is really liking Pakistan lately! Is the blockade having the desired effect and drawing those murderous bastards back to the bargaining table. Or do we have to pepper them up a bit and blow up a few electric generation plants? The stock market seems to be optimistic. That is until they're not. Trump tells The Post US-Iran talks ‘could be happening over next two days’ By Caitlin Doornbos, NY Post Published April 14, 2026 ISLAMABAD — Additional US-Iran peace ta
snitzoid
9 hours ago3 min read
Half of U.S. Employees Now Use AI at Work
Ok, I usually don't use some smart ass computer to think for me and only Claude AI. I can quit anytime I want. Half of U.S. Employees Now Use AI at Work Gallup The Data: For the first time in Gallup's tracking, half of U.S. employees say they use AI in their role at least a few times a year, more than double the rate in 2023. Frequent use is climbing too: 28% use AI a few times a week or more, and 13% use it daily. More Details: While 65% of employees in AI-adopting organiza
snitzoid
10 hours ago2 min read
No! I don't think this is funny.
I don't find this conflict the slightest bit funny. Is this the type of sophmoric humor that entertains your juvenille mind? Is it? I'm waiting! BTW, in the words of Daffy Duck "he's despicable".
snitzoid
13 hours ago1 min read
Los Angeles Schools Can’t Do Math
F-cking teachers, always screaming at you and slapping your knuckles with that long yard stick...just because you can't sit still. Plus they spend all summer, lathering themselves with sun lotion at the local public pool. Because they don't work then...no fair! Los Angeles Schools Can’t Do Math Teachers get a rich new union contract despite awful student results. By The Editorial Board, WSJ April 13, 2026 5:30 pm ET When government rewards failure, the result is usually more
snitzoid
18 hours ago2 min read
A 50% Property Tax Hike Proposal Is Tearing This Massachusetts Town Apart
Stop the whining and move to Florida. Where they don't tax you. Sure it's a little warm in August. You'll get used to it. A 50% Property Tax Hike Proposal Is Tearing This Massachusetts Town Apart South Hadley is a ‘canary in the coal mine’ as local governments nationwide face the end of pandemic aid and rising costs By Scott Calvert, WSJ April 12, 2026 10:00 pm ET South Hadley, Mass., residents will vote Tuesday on a proposal that would allow steep property-tax increases. S
snitzoid
19 hours ago5 min read
Stanford's big AI report is out. Here are the most important takeaways
What matters is we have more data centers. Our data centers are poised to destroy China's data centers as soon as the Straits of Hormuz are clear again. Stanford's big AI report is out. Here are the most important takeaways The annual report tracks everything from how much money flowed into the industry to how the public feels about it By Jackie Snow, Quartz Media Published 21 hours ago | Every year, Stanford University releases what has become the closest thing the AI indus
snitzoid
19 hours ago4 min read
The Dark Lord fires up the Blockade!
OMG, Our boys are playing Wagner. I love this sh-t! U.S. Blockade of Strait of Hormuz Takes Effect The U.S. military blockade was officially under way after peace talks ended without an agreement American military forces began blockading maritime traffic attempting to enter and leave Iranian ports on Monday, setting up a risky new showdown after weekend peace talks in Pakistan ended without an agreement. More than 15 U.S. warships are in place to support the operation, accor
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1 day ago2 min read
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1 day ago0 min read
OMG, you mean Voldemort can't blow the Pontiff a little sheet!
Do you think this post is funny? I don't find any humor in it. I suppose the Isrealis do. But many in the Tribe aren't huge fans to begin with...I mean of the Pope. For Christs sake! Are you that clueless. Sorry...that was very insensitive me. Again...very sorry. Trump makes wild claim defending Jesus-like AI post, refuses to apologize to Pope Leo over Iran war dispute By Josh Christenson and Emily Goodin Published April 13, 2026 Updated April 13, 2026, 4:12 p.m. ET Pres
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
Katy Perry forced to deny Ruby Rose’s sexual assault allegations: ‘Reckless lies’
First of all, I do not find the visual of Katy Perry sexually assaulting another "hot" actress the least bit stimulating. If you do...I'm sickened. Have you no moral compass you sick f-ck! Katy Perry forced to deny Ruby Rose’s sexual assault allegations: ‘Reckless lies’ By Eric Todisco, NY Post Published April 13, 2026, 1:51 p.m. ET Katy Perry has denied Ruby Rose’s accusations that the singer sexually assaulted her two decades ago. The “Orange Is the New Black” actress, 40
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
Iran doesn’t have ‘military means’ to keep up fight against US and Israel: ex-Pakistani official
Ok, here goes the "broken record". This will likely get worked out. We may need to blow up a few Iranian power plants...who cares. No open Straits, Iran's economy goes bye bye and the lights literally go out. Or they have the option for their surviving leaders to make mountains of money and retire like kings. Hmmm....I wonder what will happen? The suspense is killing me. Iran doesn’t have ‘military means’ to keep up fight against US and Israel: ex-Pakistani official By Ca
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7 days ago0 min read
Humans Are Losing the Fight Against Flying Fish
There's nothing like the thrill of chasing a flying Asian Carp in your fishing boat. And of course it means nothing if you can't document the experience with your DJI drone. Humans Are Losing the Fight Against Flying Fish Asian carp have been hurtling into boaters throughout the Heartland, where some now wear helmets and cups for protection; ‘darn near knocked me out’ By Jeanne Whalen, WSJ April 8, 2026 12:00 pm ET Clint Carter was enjoying the sunshine and gentle rocking
snitzoid
7 days ago4 min read
Should we tax the rich? More?
She she ever stop. That bitch Elizabeth Warren is forever lambasting me in the news just because I own a few small jets and 4 or 5 estates. Most of those are domiciled in the United States. Besides I creates jobs give give generously to UNICEF.
snitzoid
7 days ago1 min read
Snitz's global fat people roundup!
Decided to fire up Claude and take a deep dive into the subcutaneous fat layer. Buckle up. We're going in! Quick overview: The US is less "Manatee" than the Pacific Islands. Compared to the EU we are about 40% more obese (varies by nation). Japan is a lean mean fighting machine. Although the chart below puts the US obesity rate at 36% it's recently trending slightly above 40%. This is driving our sky high rates of chronic disease and health costs. Here's the scatterplot
snitzoid
7 days ago2 min read
Claude AI's revenue triples in three months! Surpasses ChatGPT?
As you may know, Anthropic is the parent that owns Claude AI my chatbot of choice. Speaking of which I had the chatbot compare itself to the competition below. Anthropic gets closer to Google and Broadcom — and says its revenue has tripled in 3 months New compute capacity, drawing on Google's TPU chips, is set to come online in 2027 as Anthropic's run-rate revenue has more than tripled since late 2025 By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Published 23 hours ago Anthropic has signed a
snitzoid
7 days ago2 min read
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