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How Green Policies Fuel Fires In Europe
Honestly, if we all drove electric cars and turned off our air conditioning there would be no more wildfires. Sorry, my bad...that would make zero difference. Again, very sorry. How Green Policies Fuel Fires In Europe Burned areas are disproportionately nature-protected lands. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Aug. 2, 2026 4:30 pm ET Fires have been wreaking havoc across France and Spain, as they often do when conditions are dry and wind is high. But it wouldn’t be a weather-relat
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2 days ago3 min read
Cheryl Reeve advocates for transgender athletes ahead of another Sophie Cunningham rally
Coach Reeve's in only trying to protect Trans rights, by allowing them to beat the shit out of biological female competitors. What a shrew. Cheryl Reeve advocates for transgender athletes ahead of another Sophie Cunningham rally By Howie Kussoy, NY Post Published Aug. 2, 2026, 12:38 p.m. ET Before the Indiana Fever face the Minnesota Lynx on Sunday, a demonstration in support of the WNBA star will be held outside the Target Center in Minneapolis, marking the Fever’s third st
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A year later, was the Sydney Sweeney jeans add a winner?
The video shows the tactics and background going into the ad campaign. After decades the brands sales were moving in the wrong direction and they need to throw a Hail Mary pass. Since the ad launch their stock is up 70%. So are their sales (below). Some of that is attributable to their sister brand (Aerie) and it's endorsement deal with Travis Kelcy. I'd put this one in the "win" column.
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Spain trys Biden's open border policy. Woooo!
Who needs borders? Italy takes ‘extraordinary’ step after 60K migrants rushed Spanish city following socialist leader’s open border policy By Michael Zennie, NY Post Published Aug. 2, 2026 Italy has temporarily suspended its free-travel pact with Spain after 60,000 migrants from sub-Saharan Africa suddenly poured into the Spanish city of Ceuta last week — rattling EU leaders. Italy’s dramatic move, announced by Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, is meant to prevent migrants from
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2 days ago2 min read
Hunter Biden owes $17 million to his lawyers and is flat broke?
This does nothing to diminish the impressive legislative legacy of his father! A great American. Hunter Biden Complains of His Family’s Financial Collapse: ‘I Don’t Have any Assets’ by Anthony Gonzalez, RTM News August 1, 2026 Hunter Biden testified in a recent deposition that he no longer owns significant assets and lacks the financial resources to pay millions of dollars in legal fees sought by his former law firm. The deposition was taken as part of a lawsuit filed by Win
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Is Congress made up of old farts?
I don't think it's fair to refer to the US Senate as a large memory care facility. This Is the Graphic Proof That McConnell Scandal Is Just the Start OVER THE HILL! The Daily Beast shows just how old our lawmakers have become compared to average Americans. David Gardner, Chief National Correspondent, The Daily Beast Published Jul. 30 2026 5:00PM EDT Oscar Wilde famously said that “with age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.” Whether we get wiser as we age is open to
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Are homes in the US expensive by global standards?
In Gulf countries, relatively high incomes and government-backed housing initiatives help keep homeownership within reach for many citizens. In the U.S., rising mortgage rates and constrained housing supply have weakened affordability in recent years. Even so, home values remain relatively low compared with household incomes on an international basis. Around three billion people worldwide remain underserved by the housing market as home prices continue to outpace incomes in m
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3 days ago1 min read


Mrs. "Zuck" spends $120 million on a primary school which then closes?
Nobody know how to do "good" and "be transformative" like the illuminati. If only the school could have been more woke. Of course charters schools that actually produce steller results (NYC's KIPP, Success Academy...) are under constant attack by NY's Dem controlled politicians. That's why the Spritzler Midvale Academy's mission to empower the gifted remains a shining light! This School Was Priscilla Chan’s Bold Education Experiment. It Just Closed. A signature education proj
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3 days ago6 min read
Fewer shyster lawyers handling workers comp cases!
I can't even add up the number of Report writers who've been seriously injured tripping over their desks on route to the bathroom. I've got OSHA up my ass every week. We need our own legal department to deal with this sheet. Workers Seeking Compensation for Injuries Face New Challenge: Fewer Lawyers Pool of lawyers pursuing cases is declining in some states after cuts to payouts By Lauren Weber. WSJ Aug. 2, 2026 5:30 am ET The pool of lawyers pursuing workers’ compensation
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Shocker! Dems can't raise money for the midterms?
Today I'm forming the Joseph Stalin Political Action Committee to help fill the gap in funding for our party. Long live the revolution! The Democrats’ Biggest Donors Have Gone on Strike Donors have shunned the Washington establishment, and Democratic fundraising groups are lagging behind Republican counterparts By Maggie Severns, Laura J. Nelson and Ken Thomas, WSJ Aug. 1, 2026 9:00 pm ET The Democratic National Committee and other party fundraising groups are lagging behind
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Trump says Iran agreed to ‘perimeters’ of a peace deal, cancels planned US attack
OMG, I had this terrible nightmare. Woke in a cold sweat. Voldemort pulls it off, brings peace to the region and gets the Nobel Prize. Then attacks Oslo! Only to read this headline! Trump says Iran agreed to ‘perimeters’ of a peace deal, cancels planned US attack By Ariel Zilber Published Aug. 1, 2026 President Trump on Saturday night said he agreed to halt a planned attack against Iran – after the Islamic Republic and other Middle Eastern countries agreed to the framework o
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Can you marry a 16 year old?
Saw this map and said to myself..."WTF"? Hold on there partner. In most of these case you need the consent of their parents. So don't forget to bring flowers. I also thought it might be of interest to check out the age someone can be prosecuted for statutory rape. Had Claude do a map on that below as well and provide some additional context. Fun fact: The song My Sharona was written at the time about a 16 girl, the lead singer had a crush on. Claude: Is the marriage-age map
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Bill Maher skewers Mamdani the the Dem Socialists?
He's a truth teller! Mamdani’s reparations talk is risible By Maud Maron, The Specator Friday, July 31, 2026, 12:06 PM When asked on The Root whether he’d support cash reparations for Black New Yorkers, Mayor Mamdani said he wouldn’t rule it out: “Here in New York City, we were very complicit.” The mayor promised an answer once the city’s Commission on Racial Equity reports back in 2027. Slightly inflammatory and highly performative, his answer hit his sweet spot perfectly. H
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4 days ago4 min read
More Americans now support than oppose all-day school cellphone bans
This little brats need to learn to pay attention! More Americans now support than oppose all-day school cellphone bans By Jeffrey Gottfried, Pew Research July 29, 2026 About three-quarters of U.S. adults (77%) support in-class cellphone bans for middle and high school students. This finding marks the second consecutive year of rising support for the policy, according to a Pew Research Center survey conducted May 26-June 1, 2026. Just 18% say they oppose such a ban, while 6% a
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Canadians and Mexicans now view China more positively than the U.S.
I wonder how many of them would like to immigrate to China. Zero! During the Biden administration over 14 million folks snuck into the country. Because were a bad place to live. Try asserting your civil right under Xi! Canadians and Mexicans now view China more positively than the U.S. By Jonathan Schulman, William Miner and Sofia Hernandez Ramones, Pew Research July 27, 2026 For the first time in almost two decades of Pew Research Center surveys, both Canadians and Mexican
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4 days ago3 min read
Women Are Too Controlling, She Wrote. Her Message Still Resonates.
Perhaps America's greatest novelist combining profound insight, sensitivity and deep understanding of the male psyche. Genius does not cover it. I think a Nobel Prize is in order here. The Eleanore Roosevelt of our age. But easy on the eyes. Did I mention that? Women Are Too Controlling, She Wrote. Her Message Still Resonates. The message in “The Surrendered Wife,” the best-selling book by Laura Doyle, was provocative. Many women credit it with saving their marriages. Lau
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4 days ago11 min read
Sophie Cunningham booed by Portland fans as trans athlete controversy continues
I'm sorry, The Report's ownership will no longer provide readership to the greater Portland MSA area. On a side note, Ms Cunningham has won the swimsuit competition for the WMBA this year after an exceptional instagram promotional campaign. Brittany Griner was quoted as saying "This is an example of systemic racism. I'm twice as hot." Sophie Cunningham booed by Portland fans as trans athlete controversy continues By Michael Blinn Published July 31, 2026 Fire fans didn’t offe
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Is the Colo River running dry cutting of water to Ariz, Calif and Nevada?
Arizona, California and Nevada would share cuts under federal proposal to manage the Colorado River Arizona, California, and Nevada would take less water from the Colorado River under a federal proposal to stave off a crisis in the river. The U.S. Bureau of Reclamation announced the proposed plan on Friday, allowing deeper cuts in drier times. By WUFEI YU, DORANY PINEDA and BRITTANY PETERSON, AP Updated 6:18 PM CDT, July 31, 2026 PHOENIX (AP) — Three western U.S. states woul
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