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Jersey Mike’s Is Winning the Sandwich War. It Still Needs to Win Over Gen Z.
Context (by Claude) on the Jersey Mike's story below. If Gen Z isn't going to Jersey Mike's where are they going? Do they frequent "fast food" more than older people? Chicken and Mexican dominate Gen Z's wallet share, and subs aren't cracking the national top tier the way they do with older cohorts (or on college campuses specifically). Chick-fil-A has held the #1 spot in Piper Sandler's "Taking Stock With Teens" survey since 2018, and it's not close — its 17% share is mor
snitzoid
2 hours ago5 min read
Griner is a total douche bag?
Griner has a gift. For being an asshole. First she gets herself arrested for bringing "hooch" into Russia and Biden foolishly trades her for the world's #1 illegal arms dealer. Then after she returns apparently start trashing talk Caitlin Clark on the court using racial slurs. BTW, the movie the Lord of War is based on the life of the arm's dealer she sprung from US custodly. I'm sure she was loving partner in that marriage! Brittney Griner files for divorce from wife who
snitzoid
Jul 312 min read
China gets deeply discounted oil from Russia. Who's got who over a barrel?
Ironically the Iran War has boosted the price of oil Russia can fetch for it's #1 export oil. Putin's gotta love this! China has Russia over a barrel Mark Galeotti, The Spectator Wednesday, July 22, 2026, 11:15 AM Vladimir Putin just can’t keep away. Having visited Beijing in May on the heels of Donald Trump, it has been announced that the Russian leader – who has been to China more than two dozen times during his tenure as president – will lead his country’s delegation to th
snitzoid
Jul 224 min read
Details of US-Iran deal revealed in 12-point plan — timeline for US withdrawal, $300B fund, Hormuz passage
Will the new Iranian leaders take Door #1 (the money) or Door #2 (get the sheet bombed out of them again)...find out each week on NBC's new game show, Let's Make a Deal! Details of US-Iran deal revealed in 12-point plan — timeline for US withdrawal, $300B fund, Hormuz passage By Caitlin Doornbos, NY Post Published June 16, 2026 Newly revealed details of the secretive US-Iran MOU lay out that it would extend the cease-fire to Lebanon, allow Iran to manage the Strait of Hormuz,
snitzoid
Jun 174 min read
New NYC dating demand has men and women at war: ‘No ride, no date’
This is why you read the fricken Report. Because I bring my A game! The heavy artillery. It turns out that young women in NYC make more than men. Is there some reason, other than rampant sexism that men have to pay? I'm outraged. One caveat, if the suitor is a Boomer married guy with a yacht who's looking for...a rabid sexual tryst...Send a stretch limo. The NYC figure: young women earn ~102% of what young men earn In the New York metro area, women under 30 earn 102% of w
snitzoid
Jun 53 min read
Snitz examines global drinking
1. Europe’s Drinking Belt: Tradition Meets Volume Europe dominates global alcohol consumption, and not by a small margin. Deep-rooted cultural norms, widespread availability, and social acceptance all play a role. 🇨🇿 The Czech Republic consistently ranks #1 in per capita consumption, driven largely by beer. With some of the lowest beer prices in Europe and a centuries-old brewing tradition, drinking is woven into daily life. 🇩🇪 Germany blends beer culture with efficiency—
snitzoid
May 33 min read
Dating is broken. Can AI fix it? Can Snitz fix you?
Ok, I'm going to come clean. I'm married. Great for me, for obvious reasons less great for Ms Snitz. I'm a pain in the ass...just kidding I'm absolutely wonderful. The point is I don't know squat about this since I haven't been in the market for 35+ years. Ok, let me mansplain dating. #1 it's a sweepstakes. Remember the HS quarterback or homecoming queen who everybody wanted to go out with? There some element of that going on (at least statistically I've read). People
snitzoid
Feb 1812 min read
Is Peter Attia's career over (because of Epstein)
I've been a frequent viewer of his health podcasts. An articulate brilliant guy...sadly with some messed up ideas about the company he keeps. Will his career survive this? Probably not in it's current form. The plight of Peter Attia By Neal Pollack, The Spectator Wednesday, February 4, 2026 The Epstein files, while they still haven’t harpooned their biggest whales, continue to destroy reputations on the side. One of the most unusual scalps claimed last week was that of celebr
snitzoid
Feb 43 min read
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