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What's an atmospheric river. Why is it flooding Calif?
Meanwhile in Steamboat, we have a fricken atmospheric drought. I don't understand why the Dark Lord can't fix this stuff. Unless? Hey wait a minute! This is all him! I knew I didn't care for him. 2nd atmospheric river to flood California with firehose of rain into Christmas Heavy rain and flooding problems experienced in the Northwest in recent weeks from atmospheric rivers will shift farther south into California through Christmas Day with major travel disruptions and s
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Dec 23, 20255 min read


California socialite who tried to hire hitman on husband kills herself: report
First of all, I think it's wrong to hire someone to kill your spouse. Not only that, it's also wrong to do it yourself (but less wrong). Come to think of it you probably shouldn't kill anyone (Exodus 20:13). Also, if you are unsuccessful trying to kill someone, you should, I repeat should not kill yourself. I know it's understandable to be depressed, but that's no reason to give up. I mean on life, not on killing your spouse. California socialite who tried to hire hitman on
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20252 min read
Bari Weiss just put the hammer down on 60 Minutes. Great work!
For years CBS and the networks put out skewed, pardon my language "bullsheet" hit pieces. Weiss is no longer going to stand for that. Stuff that leans either right or left gets either edited to portray both sides or gets axed. Walter Cronkite would be proud. Anyone at CBS who's not ok with that should get the f-ck out and find a job somewhere else. BAM! Read the memo Bari Weiss sent to CBS staffers after yanking ‘60 Minutes’ spot on notorious El Salvador prison By Ariel Zil
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20256 min read
Does actual data center construction match the hype?
$61 billion seems like a lot of money to spend in one year. On the other hand the market cap of the Magnificent Seven exceeds $22 trillion. Wooooo Data center dollars don't match the hype Nat Rubio Licht, The Deeper View Dec 22, 2025 The AI data center boom was one of the biggest stories of 2025. But new numbers don't support the narrative — at least not yet. A report from S&P Global found that more than $61 billion flowed into the data center market this year, remaining pra
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20255 min read
Paramount follows my play book on Warner Bros
I'd like to offer my condolences to the entire Netflix family. It's not easy being run over by the Dark Lord. Paramount Amends Bid for Warner Discovery With New Ellison Guarantee Warner earlier recommended that shareholders reject Paramount’s $30-per-share bid for all of the company By Lauren Thomas, WSJ Updated Dec. 22, 2025 8:18 am ET Paramount said its offer remained superior to that of Netflix. Jae C. Hong/Associated Press Paramount amended its offer for Warner Bros. Disc
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20252 min read
Elise Stefanik Tried Everything to Please Trump. He Still Jilted Her.
I said to Elise just last week, "Don't blame yourself dear. It's not easy loving the Dark Lord. But it's better to have loved and lost than never have loved...". We both had a good cry. Elise Stefanik Tried Everything to Please Trump. He Still Jilted Her. The G.O.P. congresswoman who ran as a moderate but became an “ultra MAGA” Trump acolyte ultimately found herself undermined by the president and politically adrift. Elise Stefanik’s tumble from grace crystallized the limit
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20255 min read
Why the Affordability Crisis Is Most Severe in California
It's a race to the finish. Who will stand atop the podium, NYC, Chicago or LA? Why the Affordability Crisis Is Most Severe in California The state’s policies make it inevitable that prices will rise, especially for housing and energy. By Allysia Finley, WSJ Dec. 21, 2025 2:53 pm ET Here’s a trivia question for your holiday road trip: In which five U.S. metropolitan areas did the consumer-price index rise by less than 2% over the preceding 12 months? Ding, ding, ding. The answ
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20254 min read
Bari Weiss denies killing 60 Minutes corrspondant
CBS New President, Bari Weiss in a prepared statement yesterday expressed "Our profound grief at the discovery of correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi's body which has apparently been run over by a giant 18 wheeler". The former CBS employee was found approx 600 feet from the exit of CBS corporate headquarters. Weiss denied having any involvement with the accident. CBS abruptly pulls ‘60 Minutes’ segment on deportees in El Salvador’s CECOT prison as correspondent blasts Bari Weiss By
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20253 min read
Climate groups against data centers.
It's bigger in Texas! PS. A big shout out to Gov Fatso who wants green data centers. I wonder what that looks like? Axios News Dec 22, 2025 Some Illinois climate groups want a halt on new data centers, citing environmental concerns, while a new state report warns that the centers could outstrip our energy supply. Why it matters: With at least 222 data centers, Illinois hosts the fifth largest inventory of these buildings used to house computer systems, servers and storage
snitzoid
Dec 22, 20251 min read
Tucker Carlson named ‘Antisemite of the Year’
As wacky conspiracy theorists go, he's certainly one of the best. But among the top echelon of anti-Semites? Hmm...I'd place him perhaps in the top 10, but he's no GOAT. I do think he belongs in Belleview, however. That's not chop liver. Tucker Carlson named ‘Antisemite of the Year’ by prominent Jewish organization after alarming interviews By Carl Campanile, NY Post Published Dec. 21, 2025 Podcaster Tucker Carlson was named “Antisemite of the Year” by a prominent Jewish civi
snitzoid
Dec 21, 20253 min read
Snitz's fun facts
If you've been married three times and love Sonic I'd strongly recommend you consider Arkansas. If you find Hillary Clinton attractive that should seal it. On the other hand, if you've been married three times and own a kangaroo, West Virginia is the clear winner.
snitzoid
Dec 21, 20251 min read


Are the Somali's in Minn getting a bad rap.
The fact that a small number engineered a $20 billion fraud scheme is no reason to believe that the population in general is a drain on the state's resources or are predominently on welfare. In fact only 81% of Somali families receive Welfare. Hey WTF? Just hold on a minute mister. This is only 4x higher than the general population. So just put a sock in it. Sources: CIS.org , FactCheck.org . Don't start changing the subject on me. Besides, there aren't good crime figures
snitzoid
Dec 21, 20251 min read
Do migrants from Syria and Afghanistan dominate crime stats in Germany
This is a tricky analysis. The data below are from the German police agencies. On the other hand, many demographers say that these pools of immigrants are disproportionately young and clustered in cities which skews the data. Whatever the case, it's a big issue in the elections. If you think immigration is a big issue here? You ain't seen nothing! While I'm at it. First of all, I double checked this data on scveral AI search engines. One of the big differences between Pola
snitzoid
Dec 21, 20251 min read
Your new Tesla may have Starlink built into the roof!
OMG...I'm such an early adopter. I don't own an EV but I want Starlink in my vehicle. Me, me, me! New Patent Signals Tesla Could Integrate Starlink Dish Into Vehicle Moonroof by Tyler Durden, Zero Hedge Saturday, Dec 20, 2025 - 05:15 PM A newly filed patent suggests Tesla may be preparing to embed Starlink dishes directly into vehicle roofs, bringing connectivity costs in-house under Starlink rather than continuing to pay third-party carriers like AT&T. Such a move would un
snitzoid
Dec 21, 20252 min read
Home price in rural US outpacing urban areas with massive increases
I don't get it. Why wouldn't you want to live in downtown Chicago? Then again, Arnold Ziffel would be miserable with the high crime rate and outragous taxes. Attn: Gen Z and Millennials. Arnold was the pig that costared in the show above, that you never heard of. Home price in rural US outpacing urban areas with massive increases By Snejana Farberov, NY Post Published Dec. 19, 2025 After decades of young professionals flocking to large metros in search of well-paying jobs a
snitzoid
Dec 21, 20255 min read
Will CNN fall into Voldemort's circle of friends?
If my life depended on calling this one...my money is on Skydance. Why? Because any sale requires the approval of Lord Voldemort (aka. The Justice Dept). Skydance (Ellison Jr) is family to the Dark Lord. They'll make sure their offer is a little bit better than Netflix, then the Justice Dept and FTC will indicate there are several serious issues with Netflix's purchase. BAM-over! So CNN will join the team. CBS News, X, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. The team being the Evil
snitzoid
Dec 21, 20254 min read
Voldemort's plan to turn Gaza into high tech metropolis.
First of all, I owe every Report reader a big apology. I doubted that Bibi had a good excuse for leveling a city of 2 million (half children). I had no idea he was an expert in urban renewal. This would make Robert Moses blush*. Well played. Brilliant. For those of you doubters who wonder were all the refugees are going to fit into this plan, I remind you that Daniel Burnham said "make no little plans". They are a minor technicality. Don't get overly granular about thi
snitzoid
Dec 19, 20257 min read
Half naked Clinton in hot tub with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Before you rush to judgement, I point that Bill was half clothed and Ghislaine may not have been completely naked. Although she does appear... Plus the mystery women shown (head missing below) is obviously none other than Hillary, who by the way looks absolutely terrific. This is a whole lot of "nothing". Half-naked Bill Clinton relaxes in hot tub, swims with Ghislaine Maxwell and mystery woman in new Epstein file photo By Josh Christenson, NY Postr Published Dec. 19, 2025 F
snitzoid
Dec 19, 20251 min read
Europe has left Ukraine living on borrowed time
As I've said for a year, Vlad has always known the the EU would run out of gas. There was never a doubt he'd prevail. The only question now is whether they carve out the Donbas or wait in which case Putin will install a new Russian leaning prime minister as was the case before 2014. Europe has left Ukraine living on borrowed time By Owen Matthews, The Spectator 19 December 2025, 6:34am Volodymyr Zelensky (Credit: Getty images) Russia started the war on Ukraine, so Russia sh
snitzoid
Dec 19, 20256 min read
Iran and Egypt forced to play Pride Soccer match. They're livid?
Is is incredibly insensitive to force people to stop being racist? Hey...err...I'm having trouble processing this! Let me say this. I accept everyone, even people who don't accept everyone...some of the time. Otherwise I'm an inhuman monster...but only occasionally. Seattle Plans Pride Match at Soccer World Cup, Infuriating Iran and Egypt The two countries, which criminalize homosexuality and impose severe punishments for it, were picked to play on a day celebrating L.G.B.T.
snitzoid
Dec 19, 20254 min read
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