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Is Michelle Obama relatable?
When you think about Eleanor Roosevelt or Golda Meir, the moniker of public servant comes to mind. A woman who conveys purpose, humility, and an intense desire to connect with the common man or woman. If you haven't had the privilege of catching the Call Her Daddy podcast, Michelle is everything those women are not. She seems more comfortable talking about her rich Aspen buddies and hair style. Do I have any respect for the former first lady? Not even a little. I will give he
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Jan 214 min read
How Voldemort negotiated with the EU to get Greenland?
Want to hear something Ironic? Russia's invasion of the Ukraine has benefited the US? WTF! First off, they can't respond to our cornering the global oil market (Venezuela) since they're preoccupied. The same went for Syria. No Russia, not support of Assad. Gone. Putin has all he can handle along his own border leaving us free to do what we want and creating the leverage to force the EU to pay up with NATO's defense budget. Will we leave Iran alone? Why would we? We need
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Jan 215 min read
Great WSJ video shows how Voldemort has grounded the dark fleet that illegally transport Venezuelan oil.
All that Black Gold that was going to China and elsewhere was shipped illegally. It's now going to go to US refineries on our East Coast. Badabing! Is this fair. Who's going to stop us? Ironically, this probably scares the Chinese more than the Dark Lord's tariffs.
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Jan 211 min read
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Jan 210 min read
Do men and women prefer older mates as they age.
I'd like to officially apologize to our female readers for being a man. This is absolutely disgusting! No, not the fact that I've aged like fine wine! I'm different. Don't lump me in with the mass of testosteroned out apes that inhabit the earth. Chart based on the famous OkCupid data analyzed by Christian Rudder in his book Dataclysm. Women's preferences: Women consistently find men roughly their own age most attractive throughout their lives. A 25-year-old woman prefers
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Jan 211 min read
Does De Beers still have a lock on the diamond market?
I decided to pull down some info from ClaudeAi. Turns out that De Beers monopoly on diamonds has taken a real hit. So sad. Wonderful guys! This is not because everybody's flocking to buy lab grown stone. So who's competing with them? BTW, to pat myself on the back. The story below is typical of major media releases. Gives news but not the context behind such to evaluate what's going on. You're fricken welcome! De Beers is closing down its lab-grown diamond operation Dia
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Jan 212 min read
Suicides Were Frequent at the Golden Gate Bridge. Not Anymore.
I'm so livid! On so many levels. First, this stupid folly cost $224 million to taxpayers. And it ruins the aesthetics of the fricken bridge. What do I care if people want to jump. That's their right. God bless them...oh...that sounds very wrong. The worst part is the lack of commitment. If you're going to jump at least have the stick to jump onto the net and then walk to the edge of such and finish the job. A small speed bump on the road to finality. Once again Big Brother
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Jan 216 min read
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Jan 210 min read
Brooklyn Beckham is following in Prince Harry’s footsteps — and it’s a big mistake
Don't believe one word of this crap. In fact, our book Daddy and Mommy Dearest launches next week. It's been an honor to work with Brooklyn and his super hot wife whose daddy is a multi billionaire! I can't wait to torch his parents and land a lucrative Netflix deal. Brooklyn Beckham is following in Prince Harry’s footsteps — and it’s a big mistake By Kirsten Fleming, NY Post Published Jan. 20, 2026, 7:05 p.m. ET Hey, Brooklyn Beckham, get your head on straight. Don’t be li
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Jan 214 min read
Calm the f-ck down and hand over Greenland.
Guys! Easy on the gas. Stop escalating this! One way or another were probably going to break your nose. Just take a few steps back, take that deep breath and tell Denmark adios. Besides, your already fighting Putin, do you want a two front war against Voldemort? Think of the Dark Lord as Ray! Scott Bessent derides Greenland ‘hysteria’ and tells Europe not to retaliate after tariffs Bessent said reaction to a 25% tariff on European countries threatened by Trump was similar to
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Jan 213 min read
7K illegal immigrant gang members busted in first year of Trump’s second term
Voldemort's calculous...I got elected on the immigration issue. The electorate in non blue states is more concerned with crime than ICE overreach. 7K illegal immigrant gang members busted in first year of Trump’s second term: ‘Make America safe again’ By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Jan. 20, 2026, 11:34 a.m. ET One year into President Trump’s second term, DHS has arrested 7,000 illegal immigrant gang members, comprising a rogue’s gallery of murderers, kidnappers and thieves
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Jan 204 min read
German Chancellor Merz Calls Nuclear Phase-Out a 'Serious Strategic Mistake'
The right leaning media is all over this. The left? Not so much. German Chancellor Merz Calls Nuclear Phase-Out a 'Serious Strategic Mistake' Ground News Chancellor Merz said Germany’s nuclear phase-out led to high costs and energy import reliance, threatening security and price stability, with renewables at 65% in 2024. On Wednesday, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said Germany's nuclear phase-out was a serious strategic mistake and blamed the previous German government fo
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Jan 201 min read
Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
It's not easy walking the line! Especially when the left leaning news channels aren't running it. Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE Ground News Gov. Newsom reaffirmed California's sanctuary policy and cooperation with ICE on dangerous criminals, citing over 10,000 transfers since his governorship and vetoing bills limiting collaboration. On Thursday, California Gov. Gavin Newsom walked back his press‑office post under pressure from Ben Shapiro and agre
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Jan 201 min read
How Billionaires Plan to Invest in 2026 (1 chart)
For those of you who take a dim view of people in the Private Equity business...pucker up buttercup. How Billionaires Plan to Invest in 2026 Key Takeaways Risk appetite among billionaires remains strong in 2026. Private equity, public equities, and hedge funds top the list for increased exposure. Billionaires are entering 2026 with confidence. Despite ongoing geopolitical tensions, sticky inflation in some regions, and uneven global growth, the world’s wealthiest investors ar
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Jan 202 min read
America's new land boom isn’t about housing — or even people
There are over 200 naval vessels power by modular reactors. Zero problems. Can this same technology be employed to power data centers? Duhhhhhh! America's new land boom isn’t about housing — or even people Across the U.S., the AI infrastructure boom is quietly rewiring how land is bought, valued, and governed — often before the public has its say By Catherine Baab, Quartz Media Published 7 hours ago | On a quiet, dusty stretch of rural land, the sale goes through with littl
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Jan 207 min read
Seriously, do you trust the French?
I think I've made my point. Trump threatens 200% tariffs on French wines to get Macron on Board of Peace By Reuters Published Jan. 20, 2026 President Trump threatened to hit French wines and champagnes with 200% tariffs in an apparent effort to cajole French President Emmanuel Macron into joining his Board of Peace initiative aimed at resolving global conflicts. Trump’s initiative, which would start by addressing Gaza and then expand to deal with other conflicts, raises quest
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Jan 203 min read
Gallup Polling: Most unethical professions?
I think Nurse Ratched has been unfairly maligned. I also find her quite alluring. I don't understand why some people out there mistrust women in her profession? Oops..."people", I meant "people". 1. Ethics Rating of U.S. Professions Hits Record Low Multiple Line Chart: Ethics ratings among American professions (1976-2025). The Data: Fewer Americans now rate the honesty and ethical standards of many major professions as “very high” or “high.” In Gallup's latest reading, sev
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Jan 202 min read
Leave Rep Omar alone! I love her.
That's my job!
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Jan 191 min read
Honestly, just do what the Bear wants. Sell the damn property.
European stocks fall sharply after Trump threatens tariffs over Greenland By Ariel Zilber, NY Post. Published Jan. 19, 2026, 1:33 p.m. ET European stocks fell sharply Monday after President Trump threatened sweeping tariffs on eight allied nations in a bid to force the sale of Greenland — rattling investors and reviving fears of a full-blown transatlantic trade war while US stock markets were closed for the Martin Luther King Jr. Day holiday. The Stoxx Europe 600 index plumme
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Jan 193 min read
What to do if anti ICE protesters mistake you for an agent!
I don't understand why this is a big deal. I always dress incognito when I'm in a dangerous area. Minneapolis tech workers insulted by dimwit anti-ICE protesters — who thought they were federal agents By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Jan. 19, 2026, 3:49 p.m. ET Half-wit anti-ICE protesters accosted a group of software engineers enjoying lunch in Minneapolis — after a mass text erroneously identified them as federal agents, video shows. The men were eating at Clancey’s Deli wh
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Jan 192 min read
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