The Spritzler Report
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Chicago's Dark Lord wins again
No, I'm not referring to her skin color. I'm referring to the fact that this evil POS runs Cook County with an iron fist. Who...
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Crypto currency 101.
By Shane Fulmer World Population review April 23, 2024 1. Unveiling Crypto: Digital Money Redefined Cryptocurrency is essentially digital...
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I wonder if this will hurt the Ivy's Brand!
Here at Spritzler University it's nice and simple: Hamas are a bunch of murderous bastards and should be exterminated. Iran's behind them...
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The world's most popular leader a little racist?
Oh, sorry it's fashionable to trash anybody who's a Muslim today even though it's the world's most practiced religion (along with...
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NY Times: Is Israel getting rid of Hamas?
First off, whether you're Jewish or not I implore you to pray for the inept clowns running Israel's military operations this...
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Universities Struggle as Pro-Palestinian Demonstrations Grow
I've decided to stop traffic on Arl Hts road in order to help Gazans living in make shift refugee camps. How's that work? Please! Are...
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Bill Ackman says he's 'learned a lot' from Elon Musk's free-wheeling X
Really? I find Twitter (sorry X) a big pain in the ass like most other social media channels. Why? Simply because instead of having an...
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Steve Forbes explains why NY is f-cked!
Gets to the point, lots of good facts. For instance, Florida has been growing gaining residents, jobs and employers & GDP. The gov cost...
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Is it harder to make Wind electric projects work?
As Peter Zeihan points out, wind and solar projects require a huge amount of capital upfront which needs to get amortized over a long...
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Who manages more money? Banks, Mutual funds or...?
Move Aside, Big Banks: Giant Funds Now Rule Wall Street Asset managers are growing into huge and complex financial supermarkets that mint...
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Did Angela Merkel and Sarkozy warn against expanding influence into Ukraine?
Smartest 5 minutes you'll ever hear about how we foolishly waded into a war that should have been avoided. Germany and France's leaders...
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People not buying into plant based meats?
Here's the problem with Impossible Burgers and all that crap. They're not really better for you. They have the same amount of saturated...
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Diversity Goals Are Disappearing From Companies’ Annual Reports
Spritzler Report bucks the trend promoting a new type of Affirmative Action program. Said Report Editor T Snitz Esq "we think its...
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Protests Turn Violent at Yale
Hey, I don't care what you're protesting...if you set up tents and block "sheet" were going to throw your ass in the slammer. Is that so...
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Israeli military intelligence chief resigns after botching Oct. 7 attack
Israel's crack intelligence team conducts maneuvers at their secret test center. Israeli military intelligence chief resigns over his...
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Migrant spending kerfuffle
If you spend money and call it a Sanctuary City they will come. Oh, and remember to open the border. You need to open the border....
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How Ozempic Is Transforming a Small Danish Town
Arl Hts, Il. The Spritlzer Group is transforming the sleepy town of Arlington Heights as it prepares to open a sprawling 20 acre campus...
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Is help on the way to Ukraine?
Vance has it right. "Some critics of the aid package argue that it won’t even allow Ukraine to stop Russia’s advance. Senator J.D. Vance,...