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The World War II Lesson for DOGE

I'm ready to gear up for WW III baby! Errr? The World War II Lesson for DOGE Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy could emulate the...

Are people still "stressed" at work?

I'm a raw nerve. I care so deeply about the minions working "below me" at Report that I can barely sleep. Are they happy? Do they enjoy...

The rich are ditching hotels. Here's why

This holiday, rent a Spritzler Military transport and experience luxury and security beyond your dreams. Pictured below is our latest...

Meet the Spritzler Report Chat-bot

Sorry, I mean't an executive assistant. Not only will they respond like a real human to your customer service calls. Ex. I write...

Inside the Four-Day Workweek Experiment

Results in conflict with the Spritlzer Report controlled work experiment. Arl Hts, Il. Last July a group of 1,000 Spritzler employees...

After the Fall of Syria’s Assad

Let's not declare victory just yet. Iran's government and support for it's terrorist proxies are funded by massive oil revenues...ergo...

UnitedHealthcare and the ObamaCare Con

Here are a few quick metrics to capture the success of ObamaCare. Net of people who were already insured and switched over, approx 15...

I was nowhere near that garbage truck

First of all, while we do live in Arlington Heights, we never go near a garbage truck. In fact we don't even have garbage pick up. I...

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