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Trump-allied judge draws scrutiny for rally appearance
OMG. This stinks to high heaven. For all I know this sleazeball actually voted in the presidential election and perhaps for the Dark Lord. He's a sick perverted bastard. You don't see left leaning judges ever lean left! Do you! Admit dagnabbit! What's even more delicous about this story is who covered and more importantly who didn't (chart below). So remember to get your news from the correct silo that correlates with your beliefs. Otherwise the facts may present a nasty
snitzoid
3 days ago2 min read
Disney Agrees to Bring Its Characters to OpenAI’s Sora Videos
Disney is happy to hire an AI Chatbot to create content at a tenth of the price. Besides real humans complain. Disney Agrees to Bring Its Characters to OpenAI’s Sora Videos The deal is a watershed for Hollywood, which has been trying to sort through the possible harms and upsides of generative artificial intelligence. By Brooks Barnes, NY Times Reporting from Los Angeles Dec. 11, 2025 In a watershed moment for Hollywood and generative artificial intelligence, Disney on Thurs
snitzoid
3 days ago2 min read
Gas prices by state (one map)
How dare you think that Calif is a joke! Show some respect.
snitzoid
3 days ago1 min read
If your first choice college defers you?
It's true that have four PHDs from MIT in areas of study you can't pronounce. Plus I was given several honorary doctorates from Princeton because I opened the Spritzler Nuclear Accelerator on their campus. You on the other hand are...let's be honest...are mediocre. I have no advice for you. Here’s the secret formula for getting into a top-choice college after being deferred By Christopher Rim, NY Post Published Dec. 11, 2025, 5:45 a.m. ET After meticulously polishing applic
snitzoid
3 days ago5 min read
It takes a big man to admit he was wrong?
He never listens. I told him DOGE was a joke. Perhaps spending a little time in Belleview helped. On a positive note, SpaceX may do the largest IPO in history! https://qz.com/space-x-ipo-2026-15-trillion-elon-musk?utm_source=delivra&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Quartz%20Daily%20Brief%20&utm_id=9968825 Elon Musk says he wouldn't do DOGE again The Tesla CEO said DOGE was only "somewhat successful" and that he wants to focus only on his companies now By Alex Daniel, Quartz Me
snitzoid
3 days ago2 min read
Is the unemployment rate scary high for Gen Z?
Strap in. I'm producing some Snitz data to provide some context. Don't try this without proper supervision. Bottom line. Young people have generally had a higher unemployment rate (because they're irritating). It's getting a bit worse now. Top economist Mark Zandi has a new recession warning If the pace of layoffs accelerates, "it would certainly be a jobs recession," Zandi said in a new interview By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, Quartz Media Published 20 hours ago Prominent econom
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3 days ago2 min read
Is Trump becoming a lame-duck president?
Is Trump becoming a lame-duck president? He needs to show he is still in charge going into the midterms after recent setbacks By Charles Lipson, The Spectator Wednesday, December 10, 2025 American presidents face an inescapable dilemma as soon as they are reelected. Because they cannot run again, they find it increasingly difficult to dominate the national agenda. This constitutional limitation makes it increasingly difficult for presidents to “herd the cats” in their own par
snitzoid
4 days ago4 min read
Australia launches youth social media ban it says will be the world's 'first domino'
I'll tell you what to call this. Tyranny! What's next? Depriving children Vodka and Crack? If the US follows suit, I'm moving to France. Australia launches youth social media ban it says will be the world's 'first domino' More than 1 million social media accounts held by users under 16 are set to be deactivated in Australia in a divisive world-first ban that is being closely watched elsewhere. Dec. 9, 2025 By Mahalia Dobson, NBC News Can children and teenagers be forced off
snitzoid
4 days ago5 min read
How much are doctors paid?
Alright, I'm going to come clean. Before I started the Report I was a brain surgeon. No I didn't respond to people's snide remarks every time I expressed an opinion "what are you a brain surgeon"? Occasionally I might in jest claim to be a rocket scientist. The point, is my years of schooling and fancy degrees do not give me the right to be condescending towards others. I'm really working hard to develop some humility. PS. If you look at the story below, you'll see that
snitzoid
4 days ago4 min read
Notre Dame's exclusion from playoffs is perverse!
This has literally shaken my belief in the Baby Jesus. How could the son of god allow Notre Dame to be treated this way? How can you believe with this type of suffering occur in the world! Oh, wait a minute I'm Jewish. Never mind. Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark eviscerates Notre Dame AD as CFP war of words escalates By Christian Arnold, NY Post Published Dec. 9, 2025, 10:48 p.m. ET Enter Brett Yormark into the fray that is the Notre Dame athletic director’s rampage over
snitzoid
4 days ago2 min read
Trump admin set to scrutinize foreign visitors’ social media history
Under the new guidelines travellers with a viewing history including CNBC will be denied access. A Spritzler Report viewer will be provided a $100 visa card and a personal tour guide for 72 hours. Trump admin set to scrutinize foreign visitors’ social media history By Samuel Chamberlain Published Dec. 10, 2025 Travelers to the US from more than three dozen countries could soon be required to submit their most recent five years of social media activity for review before being
snitzoid
4 days ago2 min read
Kass: The world's worst judge
I included a photo of former Judge Martin. If you see her walking down the street and your up for the challenge I'd like you to run her over...for Kass. Make sure you don't endanger any other pedestrians. But if you have the shot, take it. Also make sure you'e wearing a seat belt and you don't have any small children in the back seat. Worst Crooked Judge in the World: Crook County Judge Patricia Martin By John Kass Wednesday Dec. 10, 2025 I’ve spent my life covering Chicago
snitzoid
4 days ago5 min read
OMG Voldemort might throttle back the trade war with Nvidia!
First the economist tell me a trade war will wreck the economy. Then they tell me trading will wreck the economy. Can we please wreck the economy and get this over with! I'm literally sick to my stomach and can't sleep. Trump's Nvidia move could help China win the AI war, analysts say Policy experts say Trump’s Nvidia plan weakens America’s only clear advantage in AI compute — even as Beijing limits H200 access and backs local chips ByShannon Carroll Published 20 hours ago |
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4 days ago4 min read
Trump Administration To Charge $5,000 ‘Apprehension Fee’ On Migrants
Said Border Czar T Spritzenheimer, "Once we deport them to their point of origin, they'll have the opportunity to get on a payment plan. Most people will need between 5 and 10 years to pay the fine". Trump Administration To Charge $5,000 ‘Apprehension Fee’ On Migrants Published Dec 06, 2025 at 01:09 PM EST By Billal Rahman, Newsweek The Trump administration is slapping a $5,000 "apprehension fee" on migrants without legal status, a top Border Patrol official announced. U.S. B
snitzoid
5 days ago4 min read
How Chicago's pensions are crushing the City?
What she's failing to understand is our wonderful park system and river walk. It's not all about money. Just kidding! BTW: Some facts presented in the video which I crossed checked at CivicFed.com : Pensions, employee benefits and Debt Combined In 2025, pension and debt service costs together consume approximately 40% of Chicago's entire budget, totaling nearly $5 billion. Breaking this down: Pensions alone : $2.9 billion in 2025 , which represents roughly 23-24% of the cit
snitzoid
5 days ago1 min read
I knew it! Voldemort is going to invade Venezuela!
Nothing beats a good old fashioned American invasion. Preferably of a country run by backward semi third world types who dress "funny". Reagan in 1983 with the small nation of Grenada. Then we had Senior Bushe's invasion of Panama (1989) & Junior's big adventure in Iraq and Afghanistan. So honestly, it's about time to take out that military hardware and have some fun with it. Besides, we're not getting anywhere in Ukraine. It's would be great to put up a "win" on the big boa
snitzoid
5 days ago2 min read
Finally! A world leader admits that Ukraine is losing!
I had no idea Voldemort actually was reading the Report. I guess he does listen to me. It would be nice if he invited me to the White House for lunch...on Air Force One. Trump Pushes Ukraine to Accept Peace Deal, Saying It Is Losing President says European leaders are weak and Russia holds the cards in any peace talks By Laurence Norman, Anastasiia Malenko and Alexander Ward, WSJ Updated Dec. 9, 2025 4:34 pm ET President Trump is pressuring Ukraine to accept a U.S.-designed
snitzoid
5 days ago4 min read
Is Wikipedia biased? Which way? The impact when you hit ChatGPT?
John Stossel does a very impartial review of the website. My take: Wikipedia is a great resource so long as you realize that on political based content it leans left. If you like CNBC that's perfect. If you're looking for an impartial view...you're probably at the wrong place. The bigger problem is when you search an AI bot for similar content. They very often pull from the on line encyclopedia and the results you get are skewed.
snitzoid
5 days ago1 min read
Where home prices ramped the most in North America (2005-2025)
Fortunately, interest rates didn't increase 300% during the pandemic making housing prices even more unaffordable.
snitzoid
5 days ago1 min read
Over half of US homes lost value last year?
I'm smiling on the outside but crying on the inside. Do you have any idea what I pay in taxes! Over half (53%) of U.S. homes lost value in the past year, according to Zillow. By Sami Sparber, Axios News Dec 8, 2025 Why it matters: That's the most since 2012 — but the vast majority of homeowners still "have plenty to feel good about," the real estate site reports. State of play: Many homeowners bought before prices surged in the early 2020s. As of October, the median home valu
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5 days ago2 min read
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