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Beauty queen charged with ambushing, gunning down Mexican cartel rival in California shootout
Sadly, I think she could have won without blasting her rival. Beauty queen charged with ambushing, gunning down Mexican cartel rival in California shootout By Anna Young, NY Post Published Oct. 21, 2025, 5:46 p.m. ET A Mexican beauty queen was hit with murder charges two years after a Mexican national was ambushed and gunned down in the parking garage of a swanky California apartment complex, prosecutors said. Vanessa Gurrola, 32, was cuffed on Oct. 9 and charged in the death
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7 days ago2 min read
How big can a pumpkin grow? Why this matters?
Thomas Spritzler, the new Commissioner of the FDA, today called for all competitive pumkins to be tested by USDA (United States Doping Agency). "I believe there's rampant drug use going on. These gords are not clean." Record-breaking pumpkins can weigh as much as a walrus Portrait of Jennifer BorresenJennifer Borresen USA TODAY, Oct 19, 2025 Farming towns across the country host annual giant pumpkin weigh-off competitions, inspiring growers to invest their time and money in
snitzoid
7 days ago1 min read
Snitz manplains rising insurance costs
According to the Wall St Journal, The Average Cost of a Family Health Insurance Plan Is Now $27,000. Lovely! As they properly point out, "Higher spending on chronic diseases, weight-loss drugs and hospital bills helped drive the increase". In Japan, the obesity rate hovers between 5 and 6%. Here, it's approaching 45%. Being overweight is "the" driver of chronic disease which constitutes 70% of our medical costs. Of course Japanese citizens keep their weight in check with p
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7 days ago1 min read
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Oct 210 min read
Spritzler student of the month! Frances Macalimbon Hamed.
I love this young woman. She's the 2nd Mandami intern have have been caught supporting pro Hamas terrorist organizations. Love the fact that she was caught on camera tearing up the posters of Israel kidnap victims in NYC. Go girl! I hope she is able to have a thriving career in the new Mamdani administration. Death to the infidels! BTW, I'm excited to be accepting the Leon Trotsky Distinquished Chair at Hunter College and will be doing a residency next fall teaching a clas
snitzoid
Oct 213 min read
How Honeycrisp changed the apple market
How Honeycrisp changed the apple market By Carly Mallenbaum, Axios News Oct 21, 2025 In honor of National Apple Day, here's a chart showing how Americans are all about the Honeycrisp. The big picture: The sweet, tart varietal has reshaped the apple market. By the numbers: Since 2011, production of Honeycrisp apples has increased roughly fivefold nationally, per USApple data. Honeycrisps are the highest-priced variety for grower and consumer: They average $2.16 per pound, whi
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Oct 211 min read
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