Almost half of the US population is now classified as obese. Soon they'll all be taking Ozempic and be shredded. Ergo, will be...

Think he's bad, wait till NYC gets Mamdani! Voldemort will paint these men as the modern face of the Democratic Party. They're doing...

I write the Report every morning...dead clean sober. I do not sniff any glue until after lunch. The above is great, but honestly I think...

Mamdani is currently living in a one bedroom apartment ($2,300/month). Having done some market comps on ChatGPT, I find that his place...

I've always dreamed of moving the Spritzler Report to the Swedish Alps. Instead I'm stuck in fricken Arlington Heights. This sucks!...

Here's fun fact. 70% of US medical costs are for treating chronic disease. And the driver of that...you guessed it folks being...

Do you love F1. I bet you've watched Drive to Survive. Unfrickenbelievable. Keeps you on the edge of your seat. I can feel my blood...

For the past year I've predicted that Putin will not back off and has effectively won this thing. By that I mean, he's taken the...

Taxpayers should pay people to drive EV cars? Provide tax credits to the rich? Have the cost of normal cars jacked up so you can build...

Nobody understands me like Meta. I demand to have their server decide what I buy. Honestly, they directed me to an awesome site...

FDA just signed off on AI predicting long-term cancer outcomes The ArteraAI prostate test uses artificial intelligence and biomarkers to...

Anything about Quartz Media headlines seem funny to you? In the same paragraph they talk about inflation concern and mortgage rates...

I don't blame him. It's CNBC for god's sake. Where do they get off ! Honestly, maybe he should spend more time at Fox and Friends....

Have you tried looking at a used McLaren lately? It's fricken ridiculous! Saving Money on a Used Car Is Getting Harder Used-car prices...

I fricken knew it. Those no good commie bastards! Evidence Backs Trump on Higher Ed’s Bias A massive database shows college courses...

Ok, you're a Boomer. So you've never heard of Stablecoin. Am I right? Go ahead admit it! They're being used more than your Visa card. ...

Hey, all the economists and legacy media outlets claim Voldemort's tariff wars would tank the economy? What's going on here. Everybody...

Voldemort thinks everything political can be solved in a "deal". Is he naive? Not neccessarily. Let's start with what Vlad wants. He...

Hey, while I sniff glue and ingest Tibetan salad oil...I'm basically a tree hugging health nut. I should be living in San Fransisco....

If you don't support Israel lighting up a few million innocent civilians your fricken anti-semitic. Innocent of what! They don't care...