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snitzoid
Mar 110 min read
Is there a global shortage of construction workers?
Snitzer dig this ditch. Empty the trash. Haul the I beams to the 3rd floor. I hate my life. The Global Race for Construction Workers Labor shortages slowing housing, infrastructure, and growth worldwide. Across the world, skylines are rising—but the people needed to build them are disappearing. From North America to Europe and Asia, construction companies are facing a growing problem: there simply aren’t enough skilled workers. This quiet labor shortage is beginning to shap
snitzoid
Mar 115 min read
snitzoid
Mar 110 min read
Whoopi Goldberg says Trump’s Iran actions are to distract from Nancy Guthrie case in bizzare claim
It's unfair to claim Goldberg has lost her mind. That implies this phenom is recent. Whoopi Goldberg says Trump’s Iran actions are to distract from Nancy Guthrie case in bizzare claim By Hanna Panreck, Fox News Published March 10, 2026, 7:09 p.m. ET “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg claimed Tuesday that President Donald Trump’s actions in Iran were a method of distraction to keep public attention off the Jeffrey Epstein files and the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie. The co-h
snitzoid
Mar 112 min read
Iran targets commercial ships across Persian Gulf, Dubai airport and oil facilities in attacks
Iran targets commercial ships across Persian Gulf, Dubai airport and oil facilities in attacks By Associated Press Published March 11, 2026 Iran attacked commercial ships on Wednesday across the Persian Gulf and targeted Dubai International Airport, escalating a campaign of squeezing the energy-rich region as global energy concerns mounted, as American and Israeli airstrikes pounded the Islamic Republic. Two Iranian drones hit near Dubai International Airport, home to the lon
snitzoid
Mar 115 min read
U.S. Strikes 16 Iranian Mine-Laying Vessels Near Oil Route
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Sorry wrong movie! Iran Live Updates: U.S. Says It Struck 16 Iranian Mine-Laying Vessels Near Oil Route John IsmayLiam StackHelene CooperEric Schmitt and Euan Ward, NY Times March 10, 2026 Here’s the latest. Amid concerns that Iran plans to choke off the world’s access to oil, the U.S. military said Tuesday that its forces had attacked 16 Iranian mine-laying vessels near a major oil route. The U.S. Central Command said on social med
snitzoid
Mar 103 min read
How does Voldemort's approval rating compare to Obama or Bush at this point in their terms?
Shocker. Even though the poll was conducted by CNN, the left leaning new outlets didn't cover. Doesn't follow their narrative. Trump 2nd term approval higher than Obama, Bush within their parties: CNN poll Trump's approval among Republicans is 86%, higher than Bush and Obama, while overall U.S. approval remains in the high 30s to low 40s with strong disapproval. President Donald Trump's approval rating within the Republican Party is 86%, higher than Barack Obama's and George
snitzoid
Mar 101 min read
Why the Iran war may come down to the control of one tiny island
Kharg island is a singular choke point for Iranian oil. It would be fairly easy to stop any and all tanker traffic from leaving the island, effectively shuttering Iran's ability to export oil and crippling its oil based economy. On the other hand, the key to Voldemort's "winning" is to get traffic going again on the Straits of Hormuz. Suspect that happens when Iran agrees to a Venezuela like deal. We pull sanctions off their oil shipments, they knock off the sheet and the ne
snitzoid
Mar 103 min read
TSA Security Lines Are Dragging On for Hours, and Airports Say to Brace for More
Honestly, don't tell me you still fly commercial. Isn't your time worth anything? BTW, I love our pilot Frans. TSA Security Lines Are Dragging On for Hours, and Airports Say to Brace for More Airport security workers have been working without pay after Department of Homeland Security’s funding lapsed last month By Allison Pohle, WSJ March 9, 2026 3:11 pm ET A partial government shutdown is contributing to hourslong security checkpoint delays at airports. Airports are warning
snitzoid
Mar 102 min read
Which states gained and lost residents?
I'm proud that Illinois is one of the "red" states. Less people more for me. In terms of absolute numbers of folks who moved the three states showing the greatest losses are Calif, Illinois and NY. Which are also run by the biggest douchebags.
snitzoid
Mar 101 min read
Can the US Navy really defend the Strait of Hormuz?
If this doesn't turn out with the US smelling like a rose I will literally eat the Spritzler Report whole. Unless I'm wrong...in which case... Can the US Navy really defend the Strait of Hormuz? Ben Clerkin, The Spectator Tuesday, March 10, 2026 George W. Bush’s war haunts Donald Trump, who is now calling the Iranian operation a “little excursion”. But Iran differs from Iraq in one significant way: Bush spent years fending off accusations that he had invaded for oil, whereas
snitzoid
Mar 104 min read
Ohio State Pres dead meat. Schtups podcaster.
Carter yesterday clarified in a prepared statement, "I was not the one who provide inappropriate access. Ms Vlachos was the offending party there. I also categorically deny rumors that it was the best sex of my life1". "On the other hand it wasn't bad!" Ohio State president Ted Carter put his $1.5M job, 45-year marriage on the line over ‘inappropriate relationship’ with podcaster. By Georgia Worrell, NY Post Published March 9, 2026 Ohio State president Ted Carter blew up his
snitzoid
Mar 103 min read
Khamenei didn't want his son to be successor? In his will?
Hey, I have great empathy for the guy. His dad never really loved him or showed him the slight amount of respect. Not one birthday party! Never received a single Christmas present. Sadly we'll probably blow his ass up in the next few weeks. He'll be deeply missed. Why even Ayatollah Khamenei opposed his impotent nepobaby son Mojtaba becoming Iran’s next supreme leader By Caitlin Doornbos, Steven Nelson and Alex Oliveira, NY Post Published March 10, 2026, 6:30 a.m. ET Nobody
snitzoid
Mar 103 min read
Mamdani hosts anti-Israel activist Mahmoud Khalil and his family at Gracie Mansion for Ramadan
According to exit polling, Mamdani won about 33% of Jewish voters, while 63% voted for Cuomo and 3% for Sliwa. A third of Jews are deeply disturbed. Mamdani hosts anti-Israel activist Mahmoud Khalil and his family at Gracie Mansion for Ramadan By Kenneth Garger and Emily Crane, NY Post Published March 9, 2026, 10:26 p.m. ET Mayor Zohran Mamdani hosted controversial anti-Israel activist and accused Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil, his wife and their young son for dinner at Gr
snitzoid
Mar 103 min read
snitzoid
Mar 90 min read
Trump says US is ‘far ahead of schedule’ in Iran war: ‘Very much complete’
It will be complete when the oil is flowing again. Trump says US is ‘far ahead of schedule’ in Iran war: ‘Very much complete’ By Ronny Reyes Published March 9, 2026 President Trump declared the war with Iran “is very complete” and “far ahead of schedule” — as he also considers taking control of the Strait of Hormuz trade route under siege by the Islamic Republic. Trump hailed Operation Epic Fury as a success on Monday, suggesting that his previous prediction of a multi-week w
snitzoid
Mar 92 min read
The Iran War: It's all about China
Watch this if you want to understand what's really going on.
snitzoid
Mar 91 min read
Why is Iran bombing UAE more than Israel?
Why is iran bombing UAE more than Israel? Great question — the premise is actually correct. Iran has hit the UAE with a very large volume of missiles and drones, and the reasons are strategic rather than personal grievance with the UAE. Here's the breakdown: The core reason: US military bases Almost all the Gulf states have one important thing in common: they all host US military bases and have security guarantees from the US. Iran sees attacking these as one of the most effe
snitzoid
Mar 92 min read
Comparing Iran and Israel's economic expansion since 2000
the.world.in .maps Over the past 25 years, the economic trajectories of Iran and Israel have diverged significantly. In 2000, Iran’s economy was much larger, with a GDP of $367 billion, compared to Israel’s $137 billion. By 2025, however, Israel’s GDP has surpassed Iran’s, reaching $551 billion, while Iran’s stands at $464 billion. While Israel experienced strong growth driven by technology, innovation, and global integration, Iran’s economy has faced years of sanctions, infl
snitzoid
Mar 91 min read
Is Live Nation-Ticketmaster a monopoly?
I did a little research on Claude: Is Live Nation/Ticketmaster a Monopoly? The short answer: functionally yes, at least in the large-venue segment, and the U.S. government agrees. The DOJ's antitrust trial (opening arguments delivered in early March 2026) characterizes it directly: "The concert industry itself is broken. It is controlled by a monopolist. It is controlled by Live Nation and the company it owns, Ticketmaster." Courthouse News Service Live Nation disputes this
snitzoid
Mar 95 min read
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