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Kass: Democrats Protecting Maduro’s Narcos
Should we be blowing up innocent drug runners from Maduro's state. Hmmm...I don't know how you can reasonably electrocute them when there in a high speed boat? I'm willing to keep an open mind however. Venezuelan strongman Nicholas Maduro with Iranian President Rouhani Democrats Protecting Maduro’s Narcos By John Kass Sunday Dec. 7, 2025 For the 40 years that my wife and I have been together, she’s never lobbied me about a column. Not once. Not even when my writing made thi
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Dec 7, 20255 min read
World's best selling cars? Tesla on the list?
BYD until recently was a battery manufacturer. They didn't start building cars until 20 years ago. Geely wasn't in the auto business at all until they purchased Volvo back in 2010. Their first EV car came off the line only 6 years ago. They are now the 2nd largest global seller of EVs ahead of Tesla. Both companies are Chinese. Didn't take long for these guys to learn, innovate and surpass. World’s Best Selling Car Brands in H1 2025 Key Takeaways Toyota remains the world’s
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Dec 6, 20252 min read
What killed the transgender movement
Very thought provoking and filled with metrics I was unaware of. Lot's here even if you don't agree with all the analysis.
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Dec 6, 20251 min read
Somali illegal migrant fraudster photographed with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, Rep. Ilhan Omar
First off, I'm riding this story hard. Let be crystal clear about that. Because I'm a sick bastard. Second, I think the way Voldemort referred to Minn's Gov is absolutely distusting. "The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both." This is an affront to disabled Americans. I mean to be compared to... Somali illegal migrant fraudster photographed with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, Rep. Ilhan Omar By Victor Nava,
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Dec 6, 20252 min read
How Minnesota Became the Land of 10,000 Frauds
What's the difference between a Minnesotan and a Canadian. The amount of Labatts they ingest. Did you know that Tim Walz is the 2nd Cousin of Doug McKenzie! I dead serious. How Minnesota Became the Land of 10,000 Fraud The simple explanation: The state makes it easy for criminals to get away with their wrongdoing. By Matthew Continetti, WSJ Dec. 5, 2025 3:53 pm ET The numbers out of Minnesota are staggering: Three separate plots to bilk welfare programs. Fifty-nine federal c
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Dec 6, 20254 min read
Are Blacks more likely to believe in the Baby Jesus?
Hey wait a minute. I know you've heard that African Americans suffer higher crime rates, have more single mothers, lower incomes...I blame the Baby Jesus for this. Hey it's ok. I'm Jewish. I have no filter! Key facts about Black Americans and religion By Kiana Cox, Pew Research Dec 2, 2025 Black Americans are among the most religious groups in the United States. But religion differs substantially among Black Americans. Similar to patterns seen among the U.S. population ove
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Dec 6, 20252 min read
Can we compete with China in EV cars?
In case your unfamiliar with his work, Marques Brownlee is one of the best reviewers of new tech and automotive development on the web. He compares the Xiaomi SU7 ($42,000) to other EVs costing $20,000 or $30,000 more (made in the US or Europe). My opinion: If you could buy this car in the US, they'd eat Tesla for lunch. Here's the scary part. They're not even among the top 5 selling EV brands in China. Two of those five, BYD and Lia Auto had zero experience building cars u
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Dec 5, 20251 min read
How many of the top watch TV broadcasts were NFL games
Truth stranger than fiction! 1. A WNBA game was the only hoop broadcast to make this list. 2. Macy Parade made the list (followed by a special post event...watching paint dry". NFL Games 45 NFL games (some sources cite 70-72 when including all NFL-related broadcasts) Political Broadcasts The September 10 Presidential Debate on ABC (20.3 million on ABC alone, 67.1 million across all networks) At least 1-2 other political events (sources mention "the election year made two ap
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Dec 5, 20251 min read
Do people watch less news? Gen Z?
I know what your thinking. Gen Z are a bunch of woke immature socialists who don't have time to actually find out what's going on and are clueless. First of all, that's rather harsh. Shame on you. And almost 15% of them actually follow the news which is ...err...a start? I think I'm going to start a special version of the Report for younger viewers. Lots of cartoons, little actual rhetoric. Maybe some influencers to feature lifestyle choices. BTW: If your Gen Z and reading
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Dec 5, 20252 min read
Why don't Asians commit crimes?
My reaction? How about the fricken Jews! According to the US Justice Department, while we're approx 2% of the general population were less than 1% of the prison population (Then again we hire good lawyers. Ergo Jewish lawyers.) More importantly we are the victims in 70% of all hate crimes. This is incrediably unfair. There are far better people to "hate" on. I'd elaborate but you'd throw me under the PC bus.
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Dec 5, 20251 min read
Is Gavin Newsom the leader of the Dem resistance?
The two ascendant players in the Democratic Party are Gavin and AOC. That's an early Christmas gift to Voldemort. Slouching towards Gavin Newsom likes to present himself as a member of the hustling classes and yet, in truth, he has destroyed them ByJoel Kotkin, The Spectator Dec 2, 2025 More through historical accident than anything else, Gavin Newsom has emerged as the de facto leader of the Democratic resistance. His dubious attempt to redistrict California along partisan
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Dec 5, 20258 min read
Speaker Johnson pleads with Repubs to shut the f-ck up!
Summary provided by Ground News Dec 5, 2025 Speaker Johnson pleads with Republicans to keep concerns private after tumultuous week Speaker Mike Johnson urged Republicans to resolve conflicts privately after public disputes and discharge petitions exposed deep party divisions and stalled legislative priorities. Speaker Johnson pleaded with Republicans to keep concerns private after a tumultuous week of intra-party conflict. Some Republican representatives criticized Johnson's
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Dec 5, 20251 min read
Layoffs this year are the worst they've been since the pandemic
Ok, it's time for me to come in hot with some data! While hiring, especially in the tech, consulting and financial sectors is down (sorry Gen Z) overall were not yet in hot water. On the other hand, the Dark Lord has about 6 months to get things cranking again if he's going to maintain control after the midterms. Layoffs this year are the worst they've been since the pandemic A November hasn't seen this many job cuts since 2022. And hiring continues to lag, hitting its lowes
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Dec 5, 20252 min read
Luana Lopes Lara, Kalshi co-founder and ex-ballerina, becomes youngest self-made female billionaire at 29 years old
I've never touched that girl! I barely know here and hate ballet. Our relationship is business only. She simply hired me because I'm an MIT rocket scientist. Luana Lopes Lara, Kalshi co-founder and ex-ballerina, becomes youngest self-made female billionaire at 29 years old By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Post Published Dec. 5, 2025, 2:47 a.m. ET A 29-year-old former Brazilian ballerina unseated Taylor Swift and AI tech entrepreneur Lucy Guo to become the world’s youngest self-mad
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Dec 5, 20253 min read
Zohran Mamdani to stop all homeless encampment sweeps
OMG, Texas is going to start busing their homeless to NYC! Zohran Mamdani to stop all homeless encampment sweeps as NYC mayor, ending key Adams initiative By Matthew Fischetti and Craig McCarthy, NY Post Published Dec. 4, 2025 Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani vowed Thursday to stop clearing homeless encampments throughout the Big Apple — ending a signature initiative pushed by the Adams administration since taking office. The Democratic Socialist flatly told reporters at an unrelat
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Dec 5, 20252 min read
San Francisco Sues Coca-Cola, PepsiCo and Others Over 'Ultra-Processed' Products: Lawsuit
Personally, I'd lock Ronald McDonald up! San Francisco Sues Coca-Cola, PepsiCo and Others Over 'Ultra-Processed' Products: Lawsuit By Moná Thomas, People Magazine December 4, 2025 San Francisco sues major food manufacturers for public health harms tied to ultra-processed foods Lawsuit claims companies knowingly engineered addictive products and targeted vulnerable communities City seeks restitution, civil penalties and injunctions to curb deceptive marketing and health impact
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Dec 4, 20253 min read
Is the US experiencing a new Gilded Age? Voldemort’s role?
Is the US experiencing a new Gilded Age? Voldemort’s role? By Thomas Spritzler Esq. For our historically challenged readers, the Gilded Age started in the late 1870s (following the Civil War) and ran for approximately 30 years. The US experienced an industrial revolution with unparalleled economic growth. By almost every metric, the average American saw their lives improve. Real wages grew 60%. Cost of living (prices): clothing costs dropped 60%, fuel dropped 65%, home furnis
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Dec 4, 20252 min read
What's the nation's fastest growing airport. It rhymes with "hare"
Why is our airport so busy? Because Chicago is an awesome place to visit! Just kidding, O'hare is a superbly located hub for flights going elsewhere. Meaning places without the high crime, high taxes, bad gov regulation and blah blah blah. BTW, the way many believe the airport was named after Butch O'Hare a famous naval aviator from WWII. That's untrue. It's named for a rabbit. Chicago weighs overhaul of O'Hare expansion plan amid soaring traffic Justin Kaufmann, Axios News
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Dec 4, 20252 min read
What's the nation's most congested city?
Please vote. Do you like Chicago, Chicago or My Kind of Town? Or do you think Frank should not be drinking on stage. Never mind he's dead. We're No. 1! Axios News In perhaps the least surprising news for Chicago drivers, we just surpassed New York City as the most congested city in the U.S. But, wait, there's more. We're No. 3 in the world, right behind Istanbul and Mexico City, according to the 2025 Global Traffic Scorecard by INRIX. By the numbers: Commuters lost 112 hour
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Dec 4, 20251 min read
Was Rep Iihan Omar involved with the Minn fraud guys in her district?
OMG, you are practicing Islamophobia. Shame on you. Someone practices a little well meaning fraud and right away you label them a ....I will not dignify this any further. What did Ilhan Omar know about the $1B welfare fraud case in her Minnesota district? By Chadwick Moore, NY Post Published Dec. 4, 2025, 6:00 a.m. ET Ilhan Omar’s close ties to the $1 billion welfare scam in her Minnesota congressional district are being uncovered. The Democratic rep held parties at one of t
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Dec 4, 20255 min read
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