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Trump, Venezuelan President Maduro spoke last week about possible meeting in US: report
With a US career battle group now anchored off shore, I'm reminded of Ike's approach to Latin America. Either you do what the US wants and become a banana republic or we'll smoke your sorry ass. Eisenhower favored CIA hit squads, Voldemort the US Navy. Trump, Venezuelan President Maduro spoke last week about possible meeting in US: report By Reuters Published Nov. 29, 2025, 3:09 a.m. ET President Donald Trump spoke with Venezuela’s Nicolas Maduro last week and discussed a po
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Nov 29, 20252 min read
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent moves to ‘cut off’ illegal migrants from tax benefits?
Voldemort's ICE raids aren't helping! It's one thing to cut off access to federal funding and remove real criminals (property and violent crimes). Tackling gainfully employed people in the streets is going to come back and kick the Dark Lord in the ass. Data below released today by Pew Research. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent moves to ‘cut off’ illegal migrants from tax benefits, cross-border money transfers: ‘No place for you in our financial system’ By Victor Nava, NY Po
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Nov 29, 20253 min read
Who watches which social media channels (3 charts)
For the full story click below: https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/2025/11/20/americans-social-media-use-2025/?utm_source=Pew+Research+Center&utm_campaign=60db6a59ea-weekly_11-29-25&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_-60db6a59ea-401199757
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Nov 29, 20251 min read
What do American weddings cost vs other nations?
There are those who point out that 50% of American Weddings end up in divorse and half of the remainer are trainwrecks. Talk about the glass being half empty. 1. 🇮🇳 India: The $50 Billion Wedding Juggernaut In India, weddings are a full-scale production—blending deep tradition with spectacular pageantry. It’s not uncommon for families to spend 20% of their lifetime earnings on a single wedding. The average Indian wedding cost is around $15,000, but for many, expenses soar i
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Nov 28, 20251 min read
For the first time in history more data center space than offices?
I recently turned our single family residence into a sprawling Data Center with an awesome kitchen and family room. The AI infrastructure debate’s heating up, as spending on data centers set to outpace office construction Multiple gargantuan data center projects got announced this week — some people see huge risks of fruitless spending, while others, like Sam Altman, think the build-out could be too slow. Claire Yubin Oh, David Crowther, Sherwood News 9/26/25 Depending on who
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Nov 28, 20252 min read
Apple iPhone shipments to beat Samsung for the first time in 14 years
Apple iPhone shipments to beat Samsung for the first time in 14 years, report says Published Wed, Nov 26 20259:37 AM EST Arjun Kharpal, Sherwood News Apple will ship around 243 million iPhone units this year versus 235 million shipments from Samsung, Counterpoint Research said. It will be the first time in 14 years that Apple will have shipped more smartphones than Samsung. Apple’s success is being driven by its iPhone 17 series launched in September. Apple will ship around 2
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Nov 28, 20253 min read
New #2 at CDC a vaccine skeptic?
Listen, Ralph is old school but effective. Dismissing him out of hand because he's cast in the role of "witch doctor" is defamatory and insulting to Indigenous Americans. Axios News The Trump administration tapped a former Louisiana health official who ordered a stop to promotions of mass vaccination events last winter to be the CDC's new principal deputy director. Why it matters: The move begins to fill out the top ranks of the CDC, whose leadership was left in limbo after
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Nov 28, 20251 min read
How dependant is Venezuela on oil sales? Iraq?
BTW, in case you're wondering, approx 63% of Russia's exports are oil or natural gas. The lions share goes to China. Ergo, if China and Voldemort put pressure on Vlad to wind up the war, there's a good chance a deal can be negotiated. Is that happening in real time. Yup. 🇻🇪 Venezuela: Oil’s Golden Cage World Population Review For Venezuela, oil has long been both a blessing and a trap. The country boasts the largest proven oil reserves on Earth, yet over 90% of its export
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Nov 28, 20251 min read
World’s Strongest Woman winner Jammie Booker talks sex life
I'm sorry. I'm like a moth drawn to the flame. I know it's wrong to promote this type of trash but I can't stop myself. BTW: I met with Ms Booker (yes it's Ms you insensitive slob) and we both agreed she should throttle it back to 4 lovers per week. Anything more than that interferes with her training. World’s Strongest Woman winner Jammie Booker talks sex life in resurfaced interview after title stripped over trans revelations By Anthony Blair, NY Post Published Nov. 27,
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Nov 28, 20253 min read
AI can replace nearly 12% of U.S. workers, according to MIT study
Investigators for the Spritzler Report released a shocking study showing the MIT study was authored by none other than a left leaning AI Chatbot. Said Spritzler, "I'd wouldn't trust that mechnical POS any further than I could throw her. Yes, it's definately a self promoting female bot. Disgracful! BTW she's a communist!" AI can replace nearly 12% of U.S. workers, according to MIT stud The study simulated over 151 million U.S. workers interacting with AI tools to measure aut
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Nov 28, 20252 min read
Campbell's executive fired for saying it's soup is unhealthy and for poor people?
A serving of their soup has about 900 mg of salt. Of course nobody eats a small serving like that. A can of soup as about 2,400 mg which is the daily limit suggested for most adults. Ergo it's laced with salt. Most of their products are MSG, modified food starch and flavor enhancers. So it's highly processed sheet you should stay away from. Bally should be given a gold star for admitting as much. As for the claim that more poor people buy their product...hard to say. Cam
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Nov 26, 20253 min read
Americans are eating less turkey, even as the birds keep getting bigger
The whole thing is sad. I don't blame them for getting hammered. No respect, no future. Unwanted and unloved. Americans are eating less turkey, even as the birds keep getting bigger Chart R Turkey season is back, and so is the price war for another inflation-squeezed Thanksgiving. Last month, Walmart rolled out its cheapest turkey deals since 2019, offering a 10-person holiday meal for under $40; Aldi announced a similar $40 package, while Kroger joined in with a bundle pr
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Nov 26, 20252 min read
Is throwing out the Comey case a mistake?
This isn't over. Voldemort will appeal and get his day in court. Will he drag Comy and James over the coals? Yup. An example to anyone else who steps out of line. The Comey dismissal is a miniature constitutional crisis Judge Currie’s order is an astonishing power-grab by the judicial branch By Rachel Paulose, The Spectator Wednesday, November 26, 2025 United States District Court Judge Cameron M. Currie, sitting by designation in the Eastern District of Virginia, yesterday
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Nov 26, 20254 min read
Georgia case against Voldemort dropped!
Shocker. Another case against the Dark Lord blasted into oblivion. Guess which cases won't be erased? The ones against Comey and Letitia James. The Justice Dept will not drop those and will appeal the recent dismissal. Will they eventually get found guilty. Who knows but it will be great theater. Is Voldemort doing it for poltical pay back? Is there any other kind. Of course Donald is above the law. Duhhh....he's an autocrat. Have you not paid attention for even a se
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Nov 26, 20252 min read
Is the #1 Christian music artist AI generated?
For me, being a Christian is all about believing in things you can't touch. Having faith. Submitting to a higher power, like ChatGPT. Oh, wait a minute. I'm Jewish. Never mind. Honestly, I love Solomon Ray...he reminds me of Tammy Wynette but in a more ethnically honest way. BTW, if you don't care for him you're racist. The No. 1 Christian artist topping the charts has no soul — thanks to AI By Connor Surmonte, NY Post Published Nov. 25, 2025, 4:58 p.m. ET The devil is i
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Nov 26, 20255 min read
World’s Strongest Woman winner stripped of title after organizers discovered she was born a man
I'm literally crushed. Jacked up women the world over got kicked in the nuts today. I mean, err...some women who have ...I'll just shut err down and stop talkin. Let me try this again. Jammie was a role model to girls everywhere until she ended up growing a pair. Which is a term of endearment under some circumstances. World’s Strongest Woman winner stripped of title after organizers discovered she was born a man By Emily Crane, NY Post Published Nov. 25, 2025, 12:31 p.m. ET
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Nov 25, 20252 min read
The battle for Ukraine’s electric grid
I've been listening to media pundits and political "experts" carved out of the neoconservative moment explain why we need to save Ukraine at all costs. That reminds of the experts who prescribed to the Domino Theory in Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was no more interested in our political rhetoric than Putin. The latter knows the long this continues the more power he'll wield over Ukraine. Trump's ability to finalize a deal right now is better than it's going to be if we wait. Toda
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Nov 25, 20257 min read
I bench test ChatGPT, Gemini and Claude AI on stock data? Who wins?
I've been using all three of these AI engines some time. They accel at different things and are constantly evolving. Ergo they often change ranking positions in their competency in various areas. Recently, AI experts reported in the WSJ that Gemini was now top dog. So is it? Well it's certainly fast? Faster in most cases than ClaudeAi. ChatGPT is a bit faster as well. But how about doing research project rapidly and graphing the data? Not just any research project, but
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Nov 25, 20251 min read
Kids reading scores suck? Because we no longer teach "phonics".
Did you know that English is not my first language? Brian Regan's instructional video
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Nov 25, 20251 min read
Global fertility on one map. Only the US ok?
If you look at the global manufacturing superpowers things aren't look great. The labor force is disappearing as people stop cranking out babies. This has reached crisis proportions in China. Most of their asian neighbors have similar issues although they're not as bad. Europe? Basically f-cked! Then there's the US. Our fertility rate is lower than we'd like but we have received a steady stream of immigrants from South America to keep our demographic healthy overall. Yup, or
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Nov 25, 20251 min read
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