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Snitz mansplains the elderly
The key is to have a sheetload of money and spend a massive amount of time with your spouse, children and grandkids. Unless you're single and live in West Virginia (in a Double Wild) in which case I'd start drinking by 10am. Aging well: How income and health shape the experiences of older Americans By Luona Lin, and Juliana Menasce Horowitz, PEW Research About one-in-five adults in the U.S. today (18%) are ages 65 and older. To understand how these older Americans are aging
snitzoid
Nov 8, 20256 min read
Article VI of the Constitution prohibit Mayor Johnson from stopping ICE?
Is Trump cherry picking Northern Dem cities to conduct ICE raids? You bet. Is it stupid to arrest and deport gainfully employed people who are contributing to our economy (especially when we have a labor shortage in key areas)? Yes! Can Chicago's Mayor of Mamdani refuse to cooperate or thwart ICE's operations. No. That's illegal. They can certainly sue the administration if they are using ICE differently across the United State (favoring GOP states). The American people ele
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20251 min read
Voldemort pardons Celebrity Apprentice contestant Darryl Strawberry.
For the record, I think Dave had it right with Micheal and would support this recent pardon. Trump pardons Mets legend, ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ alum Darryl Strawberry over tax evasion conviction By Steven Nelson Published Nov. 7, 2025 WASHINGTON — President Trump has pardoned former Mets legend Darryl Strawberry, expunging his guilty plea to a federal tax fraud charge in 1995. The pardon comes more than 15 years after Trump and Strawberry shared the small screen on NBC’s “Cele
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20253 min read
Schumer's plan to re-open DOA!
Sorry pal! You owns this and polls indicate your party is taking the blame. Looks like your going to spin in the wind for a while longer. Personally, I'd play hardball with him. Then again, I like to go hard in the paint. Who am I kidding. I'm a 6ft White Jewish guy. Republicans scorn ‘absurd,’ ‘non-starter’ Schumer ploy to end shutdown after 38 days By Josh Christenson, NY Post Published Nov. 7, 2025 Updated Nov. 7, 2025, 4:43 p.m. ET Congressional Republicans roundly r
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20254 min read
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
More kissing of the ring. They follow Brown, Columbia, U Penn and Virginia which kissed earlier this year. Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education. By Stephanie Saul and Alan Blinder, NY Times Nov. 7, 2025 Updated 1:13 p.m. ET Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump ad
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20255 min read
Trump Changed the Stakes in the Middle East
Mamet has written some amazing screenplays (for movies): Glengarry Glen Ross, House of Games, Wag the Dog, The Verdict,... Trump Changed the Stakes in the Middle East Like a ‘friendly’ poker game, the ‘peace process’ was an end in itself. The president decided to win. By David Mamet Nov. 6, 2025 3:44 pm ET In the 77 years since the formation of the Jewish state, and for the 2,000 years since the destruction of the Second Temple, the West has understood peace in the Middle Eas
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20253 min read
Can a gamer beat a real F1 driver?
Why don't they stop wasting time and just put a self driving AI chip in the car and kick everybody's ass.
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20251 min read
Apartment rents not rising fast?
Excerpt of story that appeared recently in the Wall St Journal below*. A mountain of new rental units and concerns about the job market are keeping rent appreciation low. Some additional context. BTW...I like to keep things colorful! Current Growth Rates: Single-family rental home rents increased just 1.4% in August 2025 compared to the year before, down from 2.3% annual growth in July and much lower than the 3% average gain seen in 2024 CNBC. This marks the smallest increa
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20252 min read
Will the Supreme Court force Trump to repay tariffs?
Suspect the court case doesn't matter. WTF? Relax, by the time the Supremes rule Voldemort will have negotiated this stuff out. Will the Supreme Court force Trump to repay tariffs? The issue before the court is whether the Economic Emergency Powers Act delegates tariff making to the president By Chris Mondics, The Spectator Friday, November 7, 2025 The most important thing to know about the Trump administration’s defense of its hotly contested use of tariffs to bring allies
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20255 min read
Russell Crowe, 61, reveals how he lost 57 pounds in recent dramatic transformation
The oldest trick in the book! Cutting out the alcohol. It's kind of cheating in my book. I'd show you a before and after photo of the actor but I don't objectify men. He's a human being. I don't care how big he is or isn't. Russell Crowe, 61, reveals how he lost 57 pounds in recent dramatic transformation By Christina Dugan Ramirez, Fox News Published Nov. 7, 2025, 2:23 a.m. ET Russell Crowe is sharing the secrets behind his 57-pound weight loss. During Thursday’s episode
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20252 min read
Consumer Report's 10 best used cars. How many are Toyotas?
So of their 10 best used cars: Lexus/Toyota-5 Mazda-4 Kia-1 BMW, Mercedes, VW-zero American brands-zero Link below to brief Quart Media slide show https://qz.com/best-used-cars-to-buy-consumer-reports-2025?utm_source=delivra&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Quartz%20Daily%20Brief%20%20&utm_id=9762747
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20251 min read
Nvidia CEO says China will win the AI race. Then backtracks?
T Spritzler, spokeman for the Tech Giant yesterday said, "I didn't mean to suggest China was going to win. Rather I was trying to scare the shit out of the Federales so they spend handsomely on our products to remain ahead. Why have an arms race when it's far more lucrative (for me) to have an AI race." Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang backtracks after saying 'China is going to win the AI race' Nvidia later released a statement from Huang that hedged those comments. "China is nanosec
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20252 min read
Job cuts in October hit the highest level in decades
I realize you hate your job, it's a complete intellectual dead end. Secretly you yearn for a career with the Report (the private jet, fast women, 7 figure salary). But that's not going to happen! Especially the fast women, because I should never had said that...I mean't to say the fast men. The point is, you could be working in a coal mine 2 miles underground, soiled in toxic dust. Dy up those tears, grow a pair and stop whining. Unless your a female in which case don't gro
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20252 min read
Weed may be more dangerous than we thought for kids? Legalize federally?
Ganske an MD, argues for federal legalization so that marijuana can be researched (difficult to do because it's illegal) and regulated by the FDA. Increased Risk of Schizophrenia in Youthful Users Is Another Reason for the FDA to Regulate Marijuana By Greg Ganske, Kass New November 7th, 2025 Today’s marijuana weed is significantly stronger than when the Baby Boomer generation of the 1970s and 1980s smoked marijuana in college. Back in those days the amount of tetrahydrocannab
snitzoid
Nov 7, 20255 min read
Maine elects convicted murderer to City Council.
She did the time, she's sorry...I say forgive and forget. She's progressive...two thumbs up! Besides, I don't define someone as bad simply because they kill someone. I'm tired of the "labels". Maine elects woman convicted of killing Canadian tourist to city council: ‘So broken’ By Zoe Hussain Published Nov. 6, 2025, 8:41 p.m. ET A convicted killer who was sentenced to a decade behind bars for suffocating a Canadian tourist with sand was elected to the city council of a Maine
snitzoid
Nov 6, 20252 min read
Obesity Drugs May Drop to as Little as $149 a Month
The Dark Lord hit one out of the park. People are going to be swallowing this stuff down like Aspirin. Our obesity rate will fall to 35%! Obesity Drugs May Drop to as Little as $149 a Month President Trump announced a deal with Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk to lower prices on hugely popular weight-loss drugs for Medicare, Medicaid and American patients who pay with their own money. By Rebecca RobbinsMargot Sanger-Katz and Dani Blum Nov. 6, 2025 President Trump on Thursday annou
snitzoid
Nov 6, 20255 min read
Goodby NYC?
I'm a big fan of MacDonald's. Have read several of her books. She takes a deeper dive into why Mamdani may not bode well for the Big Apple. In case your not aware, New York has lost more residents than any state in the nation since 2020. Almost 900,000! Calif and Illinois round out the podium with almost 400,00o each. The Big Apple's high taxes, high cost of living and anti business policies have devastated the economy. But wait, we're just getting started. Trotsky will f
snitzoid
Nov 6, 202517 min read
Are newly built homes selling?
Perfect storm. Interest rates remain high, prices inflated. The Wall St Journal this morning: America’s biggest builders are struggling to sell homes even when they offer buyers a 4% mortgage. Their experience suggests rate cuts alone won’t be enough to boost weak sales in the wider housing market. The number of completed but unsold new homes has reached levels last seen in the summer of 2009, data from the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis shows. At the end of last year,
snitzoid
Nov 6, 20251 min read
Kendall Jenner ditches her clothes on the beach in jaw-dropping 30th birthday photos
Do you think I enjoy peddling this disgusting trash. I'm a serious journalist and my readers appear to lap up this smut like Black Tar Heroin. Kendall Jenner represents everything that's wrong with modern society and the media's resolve to objectify woman. And no! You can't bounce a quarter off her rear end. My life has hit rock bottom. I'm reduced to this. I should have gone to Julliard & pursued my passion to play the Cello. Kendall Jenner ditches her clothes on the be
snitzoid
Nov 6, 20252 min read
Which airports to avoid during shutdown?
All of them. Take the bus. Better still, stay at home. FAA reveals airports facing flight cancellations during historic government shutdown — including major hubs in NYC area By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Post Published Nov. 6, 2025, 5:46 a.m. ET New York City’s four major airports are set to face cancellations and delays as part of the Federal Aviation Administration’s 10% airspace reduction — as staffing shortages hamper the agency during the ongoing historic government shutdown
snitzoid
Nov 6, 20253 min read
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