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Mapped: America’s Fastest-Growing States (2025-2050F)
And the winners (to the bottom)? Illinois, W Virginia and Mississippi! Woooooo! In absolute numbers we're the clear winner (& mean loser). Shocker! BTW...Dem states are losing population relative to GOP run states. Which means that the House is going to be shifting more and more away from ..... Mapped: America’s Fastest-Growing States (2025-2050F) Key Takeaways The population of Texas is projected to grow by 8.6 million by 2050, rising by 28%. West Virginia’s population is
snitzoid
Oct 17, 20252 min read
It's ClaudeAI vs ChatGPT
I use both. My favorite at the moment is Claude. The revenue race between Anthropic and OpenAI is getting more heated Chart R Whether it’s the ~$1 trillion worth of deals the company’s signed, how it might actually make the money it needs to finance them, or just how tricky it’s become to track the money going in and out of Sam Altman’s business as of late, OpenAI’s financials have been under even more scrutiny than usual. This week, however, there’s been time for some of th
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Oct 17, 20252 min read
Is YouTube the king of podcasts?
In the world of podcasts, YouTube is now the elephant in the room — just like in TV Podcasts are increasingly YouTube ft. everyone else — even tech giants like Amazon are restructuring to favor video-first podcasts led by hosts with big personalities. Claire Yubin Oh, Sherwood News 8/6/25 9:12AM Earlier this week, Amazonannounced it would be restructuring its Wondery podcast business as the landscape increasingly shifts toward host-centric, video-integrated shows. About 110 s
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Oct 17, 20252 min read
‘Squad’ Dem Rep. Rashida Tlaib spends $35,000 on luxury limo services in one year?
First of all, I think it's disgraceful to refer to these ladies as belonging to a "squad". They're freedom fighting communists trying to rid the world of our capitalist exploitive whatever you want to call it. They are looked down upon by most Americans (at least reasonable ones) simple because were all bloody thirsty racist. Go girls! PS. Don't listen to the trash talkers. Take that limo! ‘Squad’ Dem Rep. Rashida Tlaib spends eye-popping amount on luxury limo services in o
snitzoid
Oct 17, 20253 min read
Letitia James criminal kin have been charged 11 times in 5 years — but keep getting off easy
OMG, I bet every single reader of the Report has several family members doing time. I've lost track of the number of my Jewish friends who've had to deal with anti sematism by boosting a car or committing mortgage fraud. I think it's time we all took a hard look at our own families before hurling darts at Ms James who's devoted her life to public service. God bless you madame! I'm sorry your going to have your bare bottom spanked by the Dark Lord. This is so unfair! Letiti
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Oct 17, 20254 min read
Quit crying about your health insurance!
I'm sick and tired of these idiots comparing the high cost of health in our country to other industrialize nations. Why? Because 45% of Americans are currently classified as obese. And, in case you were unaware, 70% of health costs are generated by chronic disease. Guess what's the driver of chronic disease? Yup, being overweight! The obesity rate in Japan is 5%. Shocker their health costs are much lower. Of course our solution isn't to eat right and exercise...it's to
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Oct 17, 20253 min read
Another poor bastard who poked the bear!
Please. Don't watch. It's not safe to watch Voldemort. Very disturbing content. Ex-Trump national security adviser John Bolton indicted on charges of mishandling classified information By Caitlin Doornbos, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2025 A federal grand jury indicted former Trump national security adviser John Bolton Thursday on 18 counts of illegally hoarding or sending sensitive information — leaving the longtime pillar of the Republican foreign policy establishment facin
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Oct 16, 20254 min read
As new head of CBS New Bari Weiss starts cutting the "woke"!
Claudia will be missed by all of us here at CBS. We hope she will enjoy having more time to spend with her family. ‘Woke’ CBS News standards chief is Bari Weiss’ ‘first scalp,’ as new boss remakes network By Alexandra Steigrad, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2025, 1:50 p.m. ET The head of CBS News’ standards and practices unit — who presided over some of the network’s recent controversial, woke reporting — is out as new boss Bari Weiss looks to bring more balance to the left-lea
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Oct 16, 20253 min read
Pritzker wins $1.4 million playing Blackjack in Vegas?
This is just another attempt to paint our governor as a wealthy dilettante who is divorced from the ordinary working man, when in fact he is a poor Manatee fighting gravity like everybody else. He needs our sympathy not judgement. BTW...when I mean fighting gravity, I mean in the worst way. I pray for him. Billionaire Gov. JB Pritzker won $1.4 million from playing blackjack in Vegas By Ryan King, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2025, 12:26 p.m. ET Who needs a salary when you can
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Oct 16, 20252 min read
Are homes unaffordable by historical standards? Gen Z f-cked?
I'm not embarrassed to admit I'm worried about housing. Not for myself. Although our landscaping bill is through the roof. Surprised? Until the recession of 2008, home prices were pretty overcooked and most folks couldn't afford a home. Then rates crashed (helped by QE2 and other meddling by the Federales) and for a decades homes were cheap! Not anymore. The combination of a housing shortage and high interest rates is slamming Gen Z and Millennuals. It's the bad old days
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Oct 16, 20251 min read
Snitz explains if the SP 500 is overcooked?
There are a ton of pundits on legacy and social media indicating that the stock market is heading for a plunge. Ergo, because the SP 500 is jacked beyond normal levels. Actually it's not that high. The current PE is 28 vs 24 the average since the early 1990s. But wait! The Magnificent Seven (Amazon, Meta, Apple...blah blah blah) now accounts for over 35% of the index. Before 2015, the index wasn't so reliant on a small group of high flying stocks. Remove those seven stock
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Oct 16, 20251 min read
I always suspected Canada was f-cked up!
The Word in Maps At first glance, Canada looks vast and evenly spread but when you divide the country by population, the picture changes dramatically. Each colored area on this map represents roughly 8.6 million people. The result? Enormous northern and western regions balance out the dense population corridors of southern Ontario and Quebec. Despite being the second-largest country in the world, most Canadians live within 200 km of the U.S. border, leaving vast stretches of
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Oct 16, 20251 min read
Supremes could hand over 24 seats to GOP?
I know what your thinking, the Dark Lord has the Supremes under this thumb and is evil! Lighten up! There's nothing wrong with a red map? It's easier on the eyes. Wow...that sounded pretty delusional? Can Voldemort pull this off in time for the midterms? Voting Rights Act The Supreme Court heard arguments about whether to preserve a section of the Voting Rights Act that lets states consider race when drawing congressional districts. The rule sought to undo the suppression of
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Oct 16, 20251 min read
Does the average American trust RFK?
That vicious bitch started this mess. I refuse to drink one more glass of OJ. It's liquid death. Axios-Ipsos poll: Trump, RFK Jr. lose America's trust on health care Adriel Bettelheim, Margaret Talev, Axios News Oct 16, 2025 Share who say they think Donald Trump and RFK Jr.'s policies have made America healthier Among 1,125 U.S. adults surveyed Oct. 10-13, 2025 A grouped bar chart showing U.S. adults' opinions on Donald Trump and RFK Jr.'s policies regarding American health
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Oct 16, 20253 min read
Do you get a 'second wind' during bedtime? Here's what it means.
For god's sake don't even think about reading the Report before bedtime. Otherwise you can look forward to a long evening filled with vapid sex. That's expecially dangerous if you're not alone. Do you get a 'second wind' during bedtime? Here's what it means. Portrait of Adrianna RodriguezAdrianna Rodriguez USA TODAY, Oct 15, 2025 Why do screens disrupt bedtime according to the article? What does Dr. Lu recommend when experiencing a 'second wind'? How is 'second wind' linked
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Oct 16, 20252 min read
Southwest like everybody else?
This after they start charging for checked bags. OMG, they're turning into United! AHHHHHHHHH. Southwest Airlines is changing the boarding process. Here's how it will go starting next year Open seating will become a thing of the past next year, with the carrier adopting a procedure that's similar to its competitors' By Chris Morris, Quartz Media Published 21 hours ago For more than 50 years, Southwest Airlines has stood out from the pack in the airline industry by offering o
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Oct 16, 20252 min read
Zohran Mamdani refuses to ask Hamas to disarm, stands by Netanyahu arrest pledge
In case you're wondering who like's this fine fellow(Claude AI). Strongest Performance: Young Voters Mamdani dominates among younger age groups, with 55% support among voters aged 18-29 and 52% support among those aged 30-44 Poll: Mamdani Leads by 19 Points in New York City Mayoral Race | News | UMass Lowell. More recent polling shows he leads with 62% among 18-34 year olds and 60% among 35-49 year olds NYC mayoral race: New poll shows Mamdani still in the lead | FOX 5 New Yo
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Oct 15, 20254 min read
Want to feel rich? Move to Mississippi!
Your dollar really goes far down here in the deep South. Believe it or not I don't care for horses. Median Household Income by U.S. State October 15, 2025 By Niccolo Conte, Visual Capitalist Key Takeaways Median household income by state in 2024 ranged from $59.1K in Mississippi to $109.7K in Washington D.C., revealing significant regional disparities. The top five states after the capital—Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maryland, Hawaii, and California—all had median household i
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Oct 15, 20252 min read
ER Doctor wins Leadville 100 race, sets women's record?
This is my idea of acheiving work/life balance. Sorry...work/death balance. ER doctor stuns ultrarunning world – and herself – with record-breaking victory in her debut 100-mile race Dr. Anne Flower had never run a 100-mile race before she shattered the long-standing women’s record in the Leadville Trail 100. How this 35-year-old doctor mastered the “Race Across the Sky.” By: Joanna Bean Oct. 8, 2025, UC Health Dr. Anne Flower, an ER doctor at UCHealth Memorial Hospital Cen
snitzoid
Oct 15, 202519 min read
Are more articles authored by humans or AI?
You think some juiced up computer can turn out this offensive dribble. The Report is tabloid cooked up the old fashioned way. By morally bankrupt humans. Reading an article online? It’s now a coin flip whether it was authored by a human or AI Chart R Ahh yes, it’s another great day to be someone who writes words for an online audience. I’m sure I won’t come across any news on the internet likely to send me into an existential spiral about my career choices… According to new
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Oct 15, 20252 min read
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