You think some juiced up computer can turn out this offensive dribble. The Report is tabloid cooked up the old fashioned way. By morally bankrupt humans. Reading an article online? It’s now a coin flip whether it was authored by a human or AI Chart R Ahh yes, it’s another great day to be someone who writes words for an online audience. I’m sure I won’t come across any news on the internet likely to send me into an existential spiral about my career choices… According to new

Would you like some protein to help fortify the poison we're serviing you? Part of a balanced diet from Kelloggs! Pop-Tarts, Doritos, and Uncrustables have joined the protein craze taking over America’s snack aisle By Chart R If you thought coffee, popcorn, or beer were the last dominoes to fall in the race to proteinify everything… think again. The rising (pep)tide has now come for America’s favorite toaster pastry. On Tuesday, Kellanova, the maker of Pop-Tarts, Eggo waffles

How does it go? "You poke the bear you do the crime? No...it's "Don't poke the bear or you do the time". Ooops, "You do the crime and Voldemort makes sure you do the time". Honestly, Donald reminds me of Little Bill Daggot, except this time he's about to beat up a woman. Not very chivalrous of him. This is the mortgage document New York AG Letitia James signed that has her facing 60 years in prison By Chris Nesi and Josh Christenson, NY Post Published Oct. 15, 2025, 6:00 a.m

Oh, he's despicable. Targeting those Democratic hotspots. How can he look at himself in the mirror. Oops, forgot, Vampires don't have a reflection.

I'm launching a reunion tour for the Vapors, singing their new hit "I'm turning Chinese"! The EV race is basically over. China won The gap between Chinese and American EVs keeps widening. Trump's tariffs won't change that. They'll just make Americans the last to know what they're missing By Jackie Snow, Quartz Media Published Yesterday | Chinese automakers have pulled off one of the fastest industrial takeovers in modern history, building 70% of the world's electric vehicles

OMG, their chemistry was so strong, I was shocked. Embarrased. For god's sake, they couldn't keep their grubby hands off each other. They're literally running amok. I'm only glad you can ingest the sexual charged details here at the Report. T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach engaged 3 years after affair bombshell led to ‘GMA3’ firings By Vanessa Serna and Antoinette Bueno, NY Post Published Oct. 14, 2025, 4:03 p.m. ET “GMA3” alums T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach’s onetime scandalous a

Already this year, Voldemort's buddies control X, Instagram, Facebook and now TikTok. So much for the Dark Lord being thrown off social media. Now his buddy David Ellison (Larry's son) having bought CBS (& thrown Colbert out) is about to purchase Warner Bros. Badabing. Donald's plan to better control what you see is proceeding nicely!

Ok, it's true the number of little kids with Autism has been growing? Tylenol? Vaccines? Violent Marvel Comic Movies? No, no and no! And shocker, more boys are out to lunch. Amazing, they don't like to be cooped up all day in school at a desk. Who would have guessed. Of, course it's not so much that Autism is more frequent, it's that we are reclassifying what was previously diagnosed as an "intellectual disability" as Autism. Why? Because there's insurance money available t

What is Ike blabbering on about! At Spritzler Technologies, we built attack drones to ensure a more peaceful tomorrow. Factory Towns Revive as Defense Tech Makers Arrive Drawn by local talent, cheap labor and state cash incentives, start-ups building the weapons of the future are revitalizing manufacturing in once-vibrant industrial towns. By Sheera FrenkelVisuals by Kenny Holston, NY Times Reporting from Auburn Hills, Mich. Oct. 13, 2025 The factory in Auburn Hills, Mich., h

That's rough. On the other hand, more people are purchasing dumpsters! A low cost alternative. Cybertruck sales tanked 62.6% in Q3 this year Cybertruck sales plunged as the rest of the EV market surged, suggesting Tesla’s flashiest project is becoming its weakest link By Shannon Carroll, Quartz Media Published 15 hours ago The Cybertruck was supposed to be Tesla’s flex: a stainless-steel symbol of Elon Musk’s unflinching futurism. But instead, the pickup’s luster is continu

Number 1: I like big data. Number 2: I like India. Number 3: It's time for a Bollywood number. In FY 2024, 95.2% of work-related arrivals came on temporary visas, while 4.8% received green cards​ for work. (Employer-sponsored green cards can offer permanent residence, while temporary visas do not.) H-2A visas for temporary agricultural workers made up the largest share (315,328, or 29.1%) of all temporary visas in FY 2024. That’s more than 10 times greater than the 30,201 th

Ironic if Lord Voldemort wins the Nobel! Life is stranger than fiction. Israel flooded with Trump, US gratitude — even by people on the left: ‘I’m here to thank America’ By Kathryn Wolf, NY Post Published Oct. 13, 2025, 2:46 p.m. ET HOSTAGE SQUARE, TEL AVIV — As Donald Trump arrived in Tel Aviv Monday to take a victory lap at the Israeli Knesset, in the streets of this traumatized city, it was a love fest for the American president. Some Israeli conservatives may adore Trump

Snitz explains the Gov Shutdown Why is there a shut down? In part because Chuck Schumer is fighting for his political survival. A little context. In March of this year, Chuck wisely decided to avoid a lose-lose confrontation stating “there are no winners in a government shutdown”. He went on to elaborate that threatening such is a non starter in negotiating and should never by on the table. It’s now October and he’s apparently changed his mind (even CNN called him out/video

A whole lot of nothing. The government shut down may lead to mass layoffs that move the dial further? Not what Chuck had in mind. Was DOGE all for nothing? Here are the receipts The U.S. government's 2025 fiscal year is done — turns out Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency didn't break a cycle of increased spending By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, Quartz Media Updated Thursday 2:51 PM In the earliest days of the second Trump administration, Elon Musk vowed to take an Arge

OMG, I know where this is going. They're going to snuf out Mr. Potato Head. Lay’s bets on “real potatoes” as Americans turn away from fresh ones Chart R Lay’s wants to remind America that its chips come from actual potatoes. At the end of last week, the brand’s owner, PepsiCo, announced what it called “the largest brand redesign in Lay’s nearly 100-year history,” swapping the familiar glossy bag for a matte look stamped with “MADE WITH REAL POTATOES.” The company also said i

Attention students. Show your steps along the way to cheat your way to the eventual answer. Only you and Allah will know you're a fraud. Is this me? Or some cleverly disguised chat bot with a bad attitude? Introducing study mode Chat GPT Oct 13, 2025 A new way to learn in ChatGPT that offers step by step guidance instead of quick answers. Try in ChatGPT(opens in a new window) Today we’re introducing study mode in ChatGPT—a learning experience that helps you work through prob

The WSJ said this morning that the Dark Lord is feeling chartable. That means my index fund is feeling good. God bless our benevolent leader! BTW, Voldemort will continue to thread the needle prior to Mid Terms or I'll eat my hat. PS. I don't wear a hat. Stock futures and broader markets rallied after Friday's selloff, as comments from President Trump and Vice President JD Vance eased fears of a revived trade war with China. “Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine!

Lord Voldemort has booked his tickets to Stockholm. "I normal don't do nice things, but everyone once in a while", said the Dark Lord. "On the other hand I'm calling for Bibi to be pardoned, so that kind of evens things out". Hamas has released all the living hostages. We explain what is happening in Israel and Gaza. By Jodi Rudoren, NY Times Oct 13, 2025 I am the former Jerusalem bureau chief. They’re free. Two years — 737 days, to be exact — after the Hamas terror attack t

Listen, she's absolutely darling. They're so in love. Can't you overlook the anti semitism thing? Beside she is willing to frequent NY Delis! Mamdani’s wife mourns death of Palestinian influencer Saleh al-Jafarawi, who celebrated Oct. 7 attacks By Michael Zennie, NY Post Published Oct. 13, 2025 Saleh al-Jafarawi, a popular Palestinian influencer who documented the war in Gaza — but also celebrated the Oct. 7, 2023, massacre in Israel — was killed on Monday in clashes betwee

DOGE was a joke, this? Musk couldn't layoff mass numbers of people without cause. He could only offer incentives for employees too leave. Vought doesn't have that worry. In fact he's been waiting years for the opportunity to wield the axe. Schumer just delivered an early Christmas present. The government shutdown enters a new phase: mass layoffs Workforce reduction notices went out to the Treasury Department, as other agencies were also hit. Past shutdowns have resulted in