Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing hubby Bryon

Listen, we don't judge here at the Report. Whatever sick perverted shit you're into is all good. So long as you don't break more than one of the Ten Commandments.

I will say I only give Kristi a B minus for her running of ICE.

Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing hubby Bryon allegedly continued messaging dominatrix after bombshell report: ‘I’ve been a really bad boy’

By Victor Nava, NY Post

Published June 22, 2026

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband, Bryon, allegedly sent a pathetic, sexually charged text message to a sex worker more than a month after his bizarre “bimbofication” fetish was exposed in a bombshell report.

Shy Sotomayor, a dominatrix who allegedly had a secret, years-long online tryst with Bryon, claimed the ex-DHS secretary’s husband reached out to her as recently as last month, during an appearance on the podcast “UNCLOSETED with Spencer Macnaughton.”

“I’ve been a really bad boy,” Bryon allegedly wrote in a May 17 text message, according to Sotomayor.

Bryon Noem wearing a beige shirt with fake breasts.

Bryon Noem allegedly texted a dominatrix as recently as May 17 — nearly seven weeks after the shocking photo of him wearing huge prosthetic breasts surfaced.

A person in drag makeup with a Medusa tattoo on their chest.

Sotomayor claims Bryon spent as much as $45,000 on her services over the last nine years.

“UNCLOSETED, with Spencer Macnaughton.”

The shameless message was sent nearly seven weeks after the Daily Mail published a story revealing Bryon’s alleged infatuation with OnlyFans models — along with embarrassing photos of him posing seductively with absurdly large prosthetic breasts.

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Sotomayor, who also goes by “Crystal,” told Macnaughton that Bryon subsequently reached out on WhatsApp, amid reports that he entered a sex rehab program to treat his bimbofication addiction.

“You obviously are very sick. You need help,” Sotomayor claims to have responded.

The sex worker followed up with a PayPal invoice for $4,500 Bryon allegedly still owed her for her services.

“He either doesn’t know when to quit … or this is a real issue for him,” Sotomayor said, estimating that Bryon spent up to $45,000 on her over nine years.

Kristi Noem's husband is today revealed as a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake breasts and pink hotpants to chat with online fetish models.

Sotomayor described Bryon as a “loose cannon,” who was not fearful of the consequences of being caught.

“Any time I talked to him and was like, ‘Hey, you know, people could find us out,’ you know, because he was talking about meeting in person … He was like, ‘I don’t care,’” Sotomayor told Macnaughton.

UNITED STATES - DECEMBER 11: Bryon Noem, the husband of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, listens to her testimony during the House Homeland Security Committee hearing titled "Worldwide Threats to the Homeland," in Cannon building on Wednesday, December 11, 2025. Michael Glasheen, operations director, National Security Branch, FBI, and Joe Kent, director of the National Counterterrorism Center, also testified. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

“He just did not care about the consequences.”

Sotomayor further alleged that during a phone conversation she had with Bryon in January, she heard Kristi Noem confront her husband about whom he was speaking to.

“It was a normal conversation, and all I hear is, ‘Who are you talking to?’” Sotomayor recalled, suggesting that Kristi had walked in on Bryon. “And I was just like, that’s a woman.”

A rep for the former DHS secretary said in March that Noem was “devastated” and “blindsided” by the report of Bryon’s proclivities and lavish spending on sex workers.

Bryon did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for comment.

Sotomayor’s full interview with Macnaughton will be published by Uncloseted Media on Tuesday.