NFL Pro-bowler, sues because ex wife talks about his Johnson?

She apparently described it as “two Coke cans, maybe even a third.” I'm not going to comment further except to say I find it offensive that the Report chooses to peddle this type of sexualized content.

I'd like to personal wish Matt and his current wife and professional model Mrs Asmus luck in avoided the continued publicity.

Former NFLer Matt Kalil suing model ex-wife over ‘invasive’ manhood size comments

By Christian Arnold

Published Jan. 6, 2026, 9:49 p.m. ET

Former NFL offensive lineman Matt Kalil is reportedly suing his ex-wife, model Haley Kalil, after she discussed the size of his private parts as being a reason behind the end of their marriage.

The 36-year-old former Panther and Viking claimed that Haley’s comments during a livestream in November were “invasive” and destroyed his chance to stay out of the public eye after he retired from the NFL, according to TMZ, which reviewed the lawsuit filed on Tuesday.

Haley’s comments came in a November appearance on Marlon Garcia’s “Mar-Athon” livestream, when she described his penis size as “two Coke cans, maybe even a third,” and explained that it impacted their marriage, which ended in 2022.

Matt alleges that Haley’s comments gave him “unwanted attention and invasive commentary from the public,” while adding that his family “have been forced to endure the ongoing public circulation of these degrading and deeply personal statements.”

The 2012 Pro Bowler married Haley in 2015, divorcing seven years later. He remarried in 2024 to his current wife, Keilani Asmus, with whom he shares a 1-year-old son.

The lawsuit alleges that because of Haley’s comments, Asmus has been subjected to messages of “increasingly frequent, disturbing, and alarming in nature over time.”

Matt is suing Haley for invasion of privacy, claiming his ex-wife revealed “highly intimate and private facts” about him and is requesting a jury trial and damages for an amount that exceeds $75,000.

He claimed in the suit that Haley “received substantial financial benefit, increased viewership, increased engagement, and monetization through various social media platforms and media coverage.”

Left is Matt current wife, Keilani A...we don't print last names here at the Report.

Haley hinted that Matt’s size had been “the biggest factor” in their split, and at one point, appeared to imitate how big it was by flopping her arm on the table.

“Deadass… for our whole marriage, deadass,” she said. “But I was going to try it all. We tried it all: therapist, doctors. Not even lying… Looked up lipo-type s–t… That’s why it’s kinda funny. It’s like my life is a comedy, and it kinda writes itself,” she said.

After the livestream went viral and made headlines, Haley, 33, said she still cared “deeply” about Matt’s privacy.

“I care deeply about respecting his privacy and the integrity of what we shared together,” she told Page Six in November.

“During our livestream, we talked about so much more than what’s being highlighted — the love in our marriage, the growth we experienced, the depth of our connection,” she added.