Report troops occupy Kharg Island

snitzoid
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Commander T "Tiger" Spritzkoph announced early this morning that the 18 hole links located on Iran's Kharg Island was now controlled by Report staff after approx 47 IRGC fighters were neutralized by a giant 4th of July Blast.

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