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  • snitzoid
  • Jan 2
  • 1 min read

Left hand drivers are emotionally impaired.



Not a single Spritzler reader is a deadbeat. We all pay Uncle Sam. I'm proud of you all.



You're afraid to load up on stocks. What a pussy!



And you complain that NYC and LA are too crowded. Nobody likes a whiner.




We are badass...We waste money being badass...North Korea is trying to be badass...badly.



 
 
 

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