Why I'm getting into the Locomotive Business

snitzoid
Oct 6
1 min read

I'd like to thank the State of California for this sudden windfall. The Spritzington Zeffer is our newest all-electric locomotive that's great for the environment (except for the mining required for our gargantuan batteries). Speaking of gargantuan, the money I'm making from these silly environmental rules is off the charts.

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