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OpenAI is paying employees $1.5 million each
OMG, how am I going to start an AI department at the Report? OpenAI is paying employees $1.5 million each A Wall Street Journal scoop reveals average stock-based comp of $1.5 million per employee, a staggering figure even in world-historical terms By Catherine Baab, Quartz Media Published Yesterday OpenAI is paying its employees at levels that have little precedent in Silicon Valley history — $1.5 million in stock-based compensation per employee in 2025. That’s according to f
snitzoid
Jan 23 min read
Who cares who has the most STEM graduates?
You know what's wrong with India and China. I'll tell you what's wrong! They have no Women's Studies and no programs to teach Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. I honestly don't know how they intend to compete in the global economy. Professor, T Snitz Esq. teaching a seminar in Gender Equality at Wellesley College.
snitzoid
Jan 11 min read
Half the world's population lives on 11% of the land mass?
I tried living in the red zone, but I found it a little crowded for my taste. Why is the world’s population so unbalanced? This map dramatically illustrates how the world's population is distributed, revealing an extreme imbalance where just 11% of the planet's landmass houses approximately 4 billion inhabitants, matching the population of the remaining 89% of the world. This dense area encompasses much of South, East, and Southeast Asia. This phenomenon isn't new; regions li
snitzoid
Jan 11 min read
Blue states blow nothing but hot air on wind-power boondoggles
So is this true? Sort of. States with Democratic governors have significantly higher average electricity costs: Democratic governors: 19.68¢ per kWh Republican governors: 15.03¢ per kWh Difference: 4.65¢ per kWh (30.9% higher in Democratic states) On the other hand, many GOP states are located in areas where energy resources & infrastructure are greatest. So part of the story is politics, part is geography. In the case of Europe, particularly Germany...the pivot to wind/sola
snitzoid
Jan 14 min read
Mamdani’s wife, appears to wear luxury $630 boots to swearing-in ceremony
Stop it! Right f-cking now! You are about to decry Mamdani and his missus for being hypocrites. Nothing could be further from the truth. Why do I say this? Because I'm wearing my rose colored progressive Ray Bans. Everything looks good to me. I wish the subjects of NYC the best of luck under the reign of King Zohran. A humble man who lives like a pauper...except for the material objects he's acquired. Socialist Zohran Mamdani’s wife, Rama Duwaji, appears to wear luxury $
snitzoid
Jan 12 min read
The worldwide decline in people having babies!
I blame our outdated system of morality for this. What's happened to people running amok with reckless abandon. And then becoming happily married. Key Takeaways Across 37 out of 38 OECD countries, fertility rates are below the 2.1 replacement level needed to sustain a population’s size. While South Korea and Chile have the lowest fertility rates across the group, Israel and Mexico have the highest. Fertility rates are collapsing faster than expected around the world. In Mexi
snitzoid
Jan 12 min read
Don't do it George! It's a trap.
OMG. Please, I beg you...don't go over there. You want to be chopped up into little pieces like that WSJ report who went to Saudi Arabia? On a personal note, George Clooney deserves the Pulitzer Prize for his contributions to journalist which are too little to measure. What a patriot. Bari Weiss invites George Clooney to visit CBS newsroom after star says she’s wrecking network By Ariel Zilber, NY Post Published Dec. 30, 2025, 4:37 p.m. ET CBS News editor in chief Bari Weis
snitzoid
Jan 13 min read
Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani sworn in on Quran as NYC’s 112th mayor
It pains me that I don't have the op to live in the Big Apple. Also, I really miss Frank Zappa. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani sworn in on Quran as NYC’s 112th mayor By Craig McCarthy and Matt Troutman, NY Post Published Jan. 1, 2026 He’s painting the town red. A triumphant Zohran Mamdani took the oath of office to become the Big Apple’s mayor just moments into the New Year — kicking off an uncharted era with a proud socialist at the helm of the nation’s largest city. Th
snitzoid
Jan 14 min read
How much do different nations spend on healthcare as percent of GDP?
I fired up an chart (ClaudeAi) to show what's going on. Japan's population is considerably more elderly than ours. Ergo, you'd expect healthcare costs to also be higher. However, there diet is better and therefore obesity rate is lower. A main reason we spend so much on health care is we are a bunch of fat f-cks.
snitzoid
Jan 11 min read
If I'm elected to the US Senate my kids are going to private school!
Oh wait! My kids have graduated college. Never mind. Despite being the nation’s poorest state, Mississippi has surpassed Washington – one of the three wealthiest states – in early reading achievement for the first time ever. How did Mississippi do it? The state made several major reforms, including requiring 3rd graders to read at grade level before advancing to the 4th grade. That’s also what Rep. Michael Keaton’s House Bill 1832, the Building Opportunities for Student Succe
snitzoid
Jan 11 min read
Where do Christians vs Muslims live
On a positive note, when's the last time you heard of someone from Indonesia doing anything wrong in the US? Or someone from India? Easy on the Islamophobia. On the other hand Idonesia is notorious for undereporting crime. Indonesia Murder rate: 0.4 per 100,000 (2017) Wikipedia Overall crime rate: 137 per 100,000 (2022) Statista Violent crime cases: approximately 39,000 reported (2022) Statista United States Violent crime rate: 363.8 per 100,000 (2023) Statista Murder droppe
snitzoid
Jan 11 min read
Snitz's cool charts to ring in the New Year!
If you must drive tonight, please avoid law enforcement. And hitting any inanimate objects. Come to think of it avoid anything "alive". Should you drink and drive? Better to drink and shelter in place (pass out in the living room of your friend's party).
snitzoid
Dec 31, 20251 min read
'There's never been a drug with this range': The weight loss boom is just getting started
As an incentive to Spritzler employees, we are offering free unlimited GLP1 smoothies at lunch and healthy nutritional options in our cafeteria. Oh, yes and Crack Cocaine. 'There's never been a drug with this range': The weight loss boom is just getting started New pill versions of weight loss drugs, lower prices, and patent expirations will all drive GLP-1 demand in 2026 By Catherine Arnst, Quartz Media Updated December 01, 2025 It's hard to believe, but demand for GLP-1 we
snitzoid
Dec 31, 20255 min read
ChatGPT sparked an AI arms race. 3 years later, nobody's winning
OMG, when will the carnage finally end. Violence is never the answer. Voldemort needs to send Little Marco to Google headquarters and negotiate a truce between Gemini, Claude and ChatGPT. Oh, I almost forgot Grok. Let's invite them too! ChatGPT sparked an AI arms race. 3 years later, nobody's winning ChatGPT changed the world. But when breakthroughs can be matched in months, every advantage is temporary By Jackie Snow, Quartz Media Updated November 30, 2025 Three years ago
snitzoid
Dec 31, 20253 min read


Alessandra Ambrosio puts boyfriend to work as her bikini photographer
First off all, I think Buck ought to stick to his day job. The background in this photo is forgetable (black rock? really?) not to mention the light is harsh. How about sunset or sunrise you idiot? Plus she's looking down. This is the kind of poor professionalism that's ruining Instagram. Alessandra Ambrosio puts boyfriend to work as her personal photographer during beach bikini shoot By Audrey Rock, NY Post Published Dec. 30, 2025, Bikini-clad Alessandra Ambrosio posed fo
snitzoid
Dec 31, 20252 min read
Voldemort "Merry Xmas you Minn f-cks!"
I'd like to point out that Spritlzer Media does not and has not operated any childcare facilities, nor do we receive Medicaid reimbursment. I only have three children, all of whom live outside of Minnesota. Trump admin freezes all childcare payments to Minnesota after massive fraud allegations: ‘We have turned off the money spigot’ By Chris Nesi, NY Post Published Dec. 30, 2025, 6:13 p.m. ET The Trump administration is freezing all childcare payments to Minnesota and demandi
snitzoid
Dec 31, 20252 min read
Spritzler Report cancels plans to relocate to UK
Honestly, not only are the Brits poor cooks, but the prison food sucks. No thanks! Online speech laws need to be reviewed after Linehan arrest, says Streeting 3 September 2025 Joshua Nevett, Political reporter, BBC Health Secretary Wes Streeting has said ministers need to "look at" laws concerning online speech, following the arrest of comedian Graham Linehan. The health secretary said such laws had put "more expectation on police" and "diluted the focus and priorities of th
snitzoid
Dec 31, 20254 min read
Is the murder rate dropping in 2025? Biased new reporting?
Below is Ground News analysis of this news story that's been covered by 47 news outlets. Interesting that right leaning sources run with this more than left. The implication is that the White House is in some way responsible for this. While Voldemort may claim that securing the border, ICE's actions and the national guard are moving the needle, there's little evidence that his administration deserves the lion's share of the credit. While Chicago's murder rate his similarly
snitzoid
Dec 30, 20252 min read
Who deported more people: Clinton, Bush, Obama or Voldemort
The Dark Lord is FOS when he claims he's running the biggest deportation operation in US history. For all the press ICE's Chicago operations have garnered, they've only arrested 1,500 people. Not fair, but statistically insignificant in context. Additionally, about 65% of Trump's deportations are simply people being turned away at the border. That compares to Obama's 45% (ergo more from the interior). Does this excuse what Voldemort is doing wrong? Absolutely not. Just want
snitzoid
Dec 30, 20251 min read
Why I love Steamboat! Really-the $339/day lift ticket? I'm ok w it.
As of today 61 of 183 trails are open. Of course a large portion of those are unskiable because the grass is showing through. On the other hand... Sorry...I'm at a loss for words. I'm a glass is half full kind of guy. Sorry, in this case I meant a 33% full kind of...fool. Lift ticket prices peak $300 at 5 popular Colorado ski resorts this Christmas holiday Same day lift ticket prices at Steamboat Resort will peak at $339 between Dec. 26 and Jan. 1 News | Dec 19, 2025 Ryan
snitzoid
Dec 30, 20253 min read
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