Attention all Spritzler staff members. The good news! I'm about to increase my productivity and save money. The bad news? There is no bad news. Except for you. Oh well! Research finds AI is ready to displace jobs The Deep View Dec 17, 2025 AI might already be good enough to do your job. A study from MIT released last week found that AI is already capable of replacing around 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, accounting for $1.2 trillion in wages. Using a labor simulation too

The American dream is not dead. Let the boys over at Spritzler Realty find you a peace of heaven in the mountains of West Virginia. Say Tommy sent you. World Population Review Shane Fuller, Dec 17, 2025 Sky-high housing prices may dominate the headlines—but not everywhere. Hidden around the globe are rare gems where you can still own a home without drowning in debt. This week, we reveal where affordability lives on—and why these overlooked places might just be your next sma

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This reminds me of Casablanca. Elon Musk said he’d spend less on politics. Now he's donating again The world’s richest man has reportedly donated to Republicans ahead of the 2026 midterms, as his relationship with President Donald Trump improves By Alex Daniel Published 22 hours ago Elon Musk is reportedly back to funding the Republican party ahead of the midterms, according to a report, despite saying he would significantly pull back on political spending earlier this year.

For all our readers who suffers from Islamophobia you might find it interested that only a very small percentage of them live in the Middle East. By in large, the vast majority don't f-ck with anybody. They all wear turbans however. Yup. Texas and Florida! Good football states. Better bring the tanning oil. WTF! Only a small percentage of African slaves came to the United States.

The World in Maps The deadliest animal in the world? It’s not what you think. When it comes to the deadliest animals on Earth, the tiny mosquito tops the list by a staggering margin. Responsible for approximately 700,000 human deaths per year, mosquitoes transmit deadly diseases such as malaria, dengue, Zika, and yellow fever. Despite their size, their global impact on public health is immense. In contrast, humans themselves cause about 40,000 human deaths annually through ac

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50% according to Pew Research. I don't get it? You have a 50% chance of not getting divorced and if you make it past that at least of 50% chance of getting along with your partner. What I'm saying here is you need to forget the metrics and have faith. Watch a RomCom this evening and buy yourself a dozen roses. Meet Generation ‘I Do … Not’: Young women who refuse to get married — and vow to never change their minds about it By Fabiana Buontempo, NY Post Published Dec. 16, 202

What looked like falling behind now looks smart By Jackie Snow, Quartz Media Dec 16, 2025 Apple's AI efforts have been a mess. The company that once defined consumer technology spent 2025 playing catch-up, delaying promised Siri features and relying on Google's Gemini to fill gaps in its own Apple Intelligence platform. Wall Street punished the stock through the first half of the year as investors worried the iPhone maker had missed the defining technology shift of the decad

World Population Review By Shane Fuller, Dec 16, 2025 1. 🇨🇦 Canada: A Growing Country With Shrinking Classrooms Canada offers one of the most striking paradoxes in the developed world: a population that’s expanding while its public school enrollment contracts. Immigration has fueled national growth by 16% since 2014, yet the number of younger children continues to fall — and public schools are feeling it first. In Ontario, Grade 1 classrooms are 29% smaller than Grade 12 co

As I was saying several days ago. This all stems from the US's refining capacity. We have a mountain of unused capacity which matches up with the type of crude oil they produce. A great economic for the US. Maduro is in the way. Folks "in the way" get smoked. https://www.spritzlerreport.com/post/why-is-voldemort-interested-in-venezuela Venezuela’s Oil Is a Focus of Trump’s Campaign Against Maduro In public, the White House says it is confronting Venezuela to curb drug tra

All right, I want each of you to trying reading the Report each morning before you get high. Trust me on this. Just kidding kidding...truth told, my humor improves after you're ripped. And Norm isn't wrong. You might want to consider drinking more. Shocking medical-marijuana study reveals Big Weed’s big lies By Kevin Sabet, NY Post Published Dec. 15, 2025 Marijuana advocate Keith Stroup famously said that medical marijuana was a “red herring” for making the recreational us

George, welcome to the club. I'm proud of you. I kiss babies on the campaign trail and nothing else, except of course the "Mrs". George Clooney declares he won’t be ‘kissing a girl’ on screen anymore after talk with wife Amal By Connor Surmonte, NY Post Published Dec. 15, 2025 George Clooney will no longer get too close to his female co-stars on screen — after having a serious conversation with his wife, Amal Clooney, regarding the matter. “I’ve been trying to go the route

Honestly, I didn't think the competition was that great. The outfits were nice. It's great to see the fathers cheer on their ... oops, I mean't .... Bill Belichick takes in girlfriend Jordon Hudson’s Atlanta cheerleading competition By Christian Arnold, NY Post Published Dec. 15, 2025, 10:18 p.m. ET She’s cheer captain, and he’s in the bleachers. Bill Belichick was in Atlanta over the weekend to cheer on his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, during a cheerleading compe

In case you haven't seen. This one is pretty good. The white-collar layoffs have come to McKinsey McKinsey’s move lands with particular symbolic weight because of the firm’s cultural role in white-collar America By Catherine Baab, Quartz Media Published 22 hours ago | McKinsey & Co., the business strategy consulting firm that has long advised CEOs and Fortune 500s on how to “streamline” their workforces, is now preparing to cut its own workforce. The company is planning deep

I salute all of you tech titans and illuminati who've got in on this gravy train. Let the empire building begin! Up for adoption ChartR If 2023 was the year it announced itself on the global stage, and 2024 was the year it started to take a leading role, then 2025 has been the year that AI really began calling the shots — whether we like it or not. The technology’s progress has driven the economy, powered the stock market, dictated political discourse, inflamed the trade ten

The Dark Lord has outdone himself this time. He's literally without peer. Honestly, th e narcissism& lac k of human decency would make Darth Vader blush. Well played Your Evilness! Trump Criticizes Rob Reiner After His Death Democrats and some Republicans said the president went too far in his social-media post By Ken Thomas and John McCormick, WSJ Dec. 15, 2025 President Trump attributed Rob Reiner’s death to “TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME” in a social media post. WASHINGTON

First the economists and media pundits predicted we'd have run away inflation. That didn't happen. Then they predicted our trade deficit would explode. Hmmmm. Looks like the stuff we export went up (good) the stuff we import went down (not bad). Shocker! They got that wrong too! Is Voldemort going to come out smelling like a rose? Anybody's guess. Too soon to tell.

Federal Appellate Judge Milford Spritzler of the Seventh Circuit, issued the majority opinion affirming the lower court's verdict and calling for the deportation of Judge Dugan, to Mogadishu, the capital of Somalia. Spritzler said on camera "I view this as a sort of a high level judicial exchange program. We're going to get a first round draft pick from that nation's law school draft and they get to beat the tar of of Judge Dugan. A win win.". Judge Dugan apparently is loo

For context, you've probably heard how bad the crime is in NYC? And the concern that Mamdani may make the problem worse. Chicago's current crime rate in 2025 is 15/100,000 compared to NYC's 4/1000. 3.5 times higher! And Mayor Johnson is taking bows for lowering our homicide rate. What a joke! CTA to send FTA safety plan this week Axios News The Federal Transit Administration is demanding that the CTA submit a safety plan Monday after a horrific assault on a Blue Line trai