Yup, they'll wind up the tariff wars just in time for Voldemort to take a victory lap and clean up at the Midterms. Time to wrap it up baby! Trump says he will meet with Chinese leader Xi Jinping next year The president added that he reciprocated the gesture and invited Xi to visit the U.S. in 2026 By Joseph Zeballos-Roig Published 16 hours ago | President Donald Trump said on Monday that he's scheduled to meet with Chinese leader Xi Jinping next year in the latest sign of gr

That's patently ridiculous and unfair. The drug cartels don't make anywhere near the money Zuckerberg pulls in. Besides, he has a deep concern for the well being of your children. Sorry...you see through me. Don't you! Meta employees compared themselves to drug ‘pushers’ as company buried mental health harms to kids: unsealed docs By Thomas Barrabi, NY Post Published Nov. 24, 2025, 3:13 p.m. ET Meta’s own researchers called Instagram a “drug” while burying evidence that the

Below from today's WSJ. As I said over a year ago (occassionally I get it right) China along with the US are the two players that can persuade Ukraine and Putin to cut a deal. We have the purse strings and the weaponry to keep Ukraine in the game, China is paying for Putin's war. Ergo, without China's purchase of fossile fuel, Putin's finances would dry up. If the US brings a good deal to the table and China endorses such (ergo veiled threat) Putin will play ball and as I'v

Chicken is hot with Chick Fil A and Raising Cane's kicking serious ass. McDonalds hanging in there after decades while Wendy's and Burger King are nowhere to be seen.

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I've been saying for over a year that Ukraine will be forced to give up the Donbas(captured terrain), and agree to stay out of NATO. Putin will also insist that newly installed hypersonic missiles (by NATO states aimed at Moscow) be removed. The alternative to agreeing to this is for Russia to continue to gain land and eventually install a pro Russian government as was the case prior to 2014. Whether it's fair or not; those are the choices. Trump's playing it correctly. Pre

You could spend hours in traffic getting an Ulcer, being late to an intolerable family Thanksgiving meltdown OR you can have a Spritzler Chopper deliver you to the fricken front door. Plus we'll whisk you out of their early keeping the suffering to a minimum. Just remark, "I'm terribly sorry, we need to go. Our chopper's arrived". How to beat Thanksgiving traffic Worst travel times generally occur in late mornings to evenings, such as 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Best travel times are

I'm sick and tired of being out in the open. To be honest I feel exposed...constantly. I'm moving to Maine where it's safe! America’s forests aren’t evenly spread at all. The Southeast and New England are some of the most heavily forested regions—many states pass 60–70%, with Maine topping the list at 89%. Meanwhile, the Great Plains and parts of the Midwest remain mostly open land, with some states under 5% forest cover.

It's not fair to blame anyone for anything. You think those violent psychopaths are proud of themselves? Maybe if they received a few more hugs from their mum things could have been different. As Hillary astutely pointed out, it takes a village to raise a viscous predator. I think we need to have some empathy for a judge who inadvertently release violent animals into the general population. They work long hours (the judges idiot, not the crimals) and are forced to sweat un

70% baby! Hey, grow a pair and watch this video. Sure it's in bad taste. Get over it. The Obesity Belt: A New Epicenter Emerges World Population Review The traditional narrative has long pointed to the U.S. as the global capital of obesity — and while still true, the geography is shifting. 🔵 United States: With an obesity rate over 42%, the U.S. remains at the forefront of the crisis. But more troubling is the rise in childhood obesity, now affecting 1 in 5 kids — a genera

Seriously? You watch network news. Apparently you have no concept of time? I bet you love the weather girl? Instead of glancing at the Weather Channel for 15 seconds you have time to burn. Do you realize the kind of time I'm saving you right now. The Spritzler Report provides tabloid fodder at 10 times the speed of your television. You're f-cking welcome. More Americans prefer to watch the news than read or listen to it By Emily Tomasik and Christopher St. Aubin, Pew Resea

Kass is hitting on all cylinders this morning. Why Chicago residents keep electing this kind of garbage to run City Hall, and the Cook County Board is beyond me. As for some of the bad apples taking up space in our judiciary, I hope our new Chief Judge Charles Beach can clean things up. He replaces Tim Evans, a well intentioned but bumbling leader of our judiciary. How a City Dies: Woman Burned Alive on CTA by a Violent Career Criminal Who Was Enabled by Democrat Judges By J

Many of you may have read about AI image generation, but have little or no direct experience with it. Let me demonstrate. Gemini's Nano Banana editor is one of the most advanced image creators available today (a Google product), You can load images and modify such or simply type in a simple word prompt as I did below. To create this image I simply wrote "a furry white cat riding a skate board down wall st through a sea of people dressed in business attire" and 15 seconds la

I told Billy Bob, "Son your mamma is having a bad day. You best steer clear of her". Did he listen? Did he pick up his room? If you ask me, he had it coming. Crap if this thing goes the way I suspect, I'm going to be sleeping alone again. labama school’s ‘Teacher of the Year’ arrested after viral video shows her savagely beating son with belt By Mikella Schuettler, NY Post Published Nov. 21, 2025 An Alabama school’s teacher of the year has been arrested and fired after a dist

Therapist T Spritzler Freud met with Jen Belichick yesterday and apparently helped smooth over the situation. In a prepared statement Spritz said "I assured Jen that she looked smoking hot in that red dress. That did a lot to ease her nerves. Then I reminded her that here father in law was enjoying the best sex of his life. Our session ended with a big hug. I'm blessed to have the power of healing others." Bill Belichick’s daughter-in-law exploded on Jordon Hudson in unh

Thank goodness the counsel has more brains. Since 2020 the city's budget has increased by a whopping 40%. Wonder why the Mayor is desperate to increases taxes. How about reduce spending to pre Covid levels? We are so f-cked! Mayor Brandon Johnson’s head tax plan defeated in council committee vote By Alice Yin | ayin@chicagotribune.com | Chicago Tribune, Jake Sheridan | jsheridan@chicagotribune.com | Chicago Tribune and A.D. Quig | aquig@chicagotribune.com | Chicago Tribune No

Excerpt from the WSJ this morning. There's a new Sheriff in town. At least for the moment. I decided to ask ClaudeAi for it's opinion on the matter. To my surprise it appears to be pretty unbiased. Unlike most of the editorial staff here at the Report. Me: Which Ai model performs best in bench tests? Gemini, ClaudeAi or ChatGPT? Claude: There's no single "best" model - each excels in different areas based on recent 2024-2025 benchmarks: General Knowledge & Reasoning: Chat

From the WSJ this morning below. Decided to do a little research with ClaudeAi. It's pretty clear the pandemic and the decision to have kids stay isolated had a critical impact on learning. My take: A number of private schools made arrangements for children to quickly return to class, reducing the impact. A smart move since COVID for the most part had almost a zero mortality rate for kids. Sadly the impact of isolating these kids will be felt for year. Stupid. Last winte

One important factoid. Much of Europe (especially Germany and France) has seen their immigrant population skyrocket. These new transplants are largely refugees from the Syrian War that haven't not integrated well with the locals. On the other hand, Iceland's new friends come largely from Ukraine and Lithuania. Ergo easy to assimilate.

It's official! Dogs are marrying cats. I fully expect New York's new mayor to do the same exceptional job that Chicago's mayor is doing. What Voldemort thinking? I can't process that right now. I need to lie down. Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future By Tyler Pager and Emma Fitzsimmons, NY Times, Nov 21, 2025 After months of warning voters against Zohran Mamdani, President Trump said he found common ground with the mayor