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Poor Chuck poked the Bear. Now his own people turn on him.
Oh that poor bastard. Dumb idea to threaten shutting down the government. Voldemort said "go ahead it will be the end of you". He wasn't wrong. Democrats melt down, call for Chuck Schumer's ouster after deal to end government shutdown clears Senate hurdle By Ryan King, NY Post Published Nov. 10, 2025 WASHINGTON — Democrats and progressives exploded with outrage after the Senate took a giant step toward reopening the government Sunday night, with many calling for Minority Lea
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Nov 10, 20253 min read
How much do you know about George Soros? Snitz will update you.
A pretty well presented and fair background piece on who George is, where he made his money and his impact on the American landscape. BTW: Soros has pour over $50 million into 75 chief prosector races in American Cities. He was among the largest contributors to finances Kim Foxx's campaign in Chicago. She was elected in 2016. A great choice.
snitzoid
Nov 10, 20251 min read
I'm praying for Grand Theft Auto's reboot!
There's nothing I enjoy more than spending the entire afternoon playing some insipid video game. I hope the Grand Theft Auto version VI will be the cash cow that I've been hoping. To put this in context, the NFL in 2025 has a viewing audience of approx 183 million fans. Esports (idiots watching other idiots play video games) is expected to be viewed by 640 million people (more global audience). I'm at a loss for words. That happens infrequently. Grand Theft Auto has been a
snitzoid
Nov 10, 20252 min read
Is ICE committing crimes in Chicago?
Below is a very compelling podcast which outlines what it's like to be part of the Rogers Park community when many of your longtime neighbors are afraid of deportation or having their civil rights violated by ICE. You can't help from being moved! Factual context. Thus far ICE has arrested 1,500 people in Illinois. During the second of Obama's terms he deported over 400,000 each year. Voldemort is conducting most (70%) of deportations at the border...ergo turning people back
snitzoid
Nov 10, 20251 min read
Are teachers underpayed?
BTW-What do you think I'm doing here publishing the Report.
snitzoid
Nov 10, 20251 min read
Axios News is typical. The Chicago crime example.
Today's story in Axios: Crime drop weakens Trump's argument Crime in Chicago continues to decline, strengthening local leaders' narrative that President Trump is politically targeting the city with the federalization of the National Guard. Why it matters: Declining crime could have an impact on the U.S. Supreme Court's decision on whether the National Guard can be deployed in Chicago. The court has yet to issue a ruling. The latest: October statistics show the city's crime r
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Nov 10, 20252 min read
Snitz's American weapon of the week!
God I love this thing! BTW: There are two companies approved by the Pentagon for this sheet. The CEOs of both need to get a makeover. I'd recommend appearing in a sport jacket and tie. They look like computer nerds 4 years out of college.
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Nov 10, 20251 min read
Do you live in NY? Have money? Let Spritlzer Realty whisk you to Conn!
It's time to pack up the house/kids and move someplace where your money's safe! Let the Spritzler professionals get you the f-ck out of the future Moscow West. BTW, I've heard rumors that Mamdani is a partner in Spritzler Realty. I'd like to offer a big "no comment" on that. Real estate booms in Connecticut as wealthy NYers rush to buy homes thanks to ‘Mamdani Effect’ By Kevin Sheehan, Mary K. Jacob and Natalie O'Neill Published Nov. 9, 2025, 1:12 p.m. ET Real estate is boom
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Nov 10, 20252 min read
Furious woman, 34, demands ex-boyfriend pay compensation for stealing her ‘childbearing years’: ‘He owes me big time’
I don't know this anonymous woman personally, but I'm have great sympathy for her. As a man, I know it's not easy to watch your best reproductive years go up in smoke. On the other hand, I'm also sympathetic to her ex's concerns thats "she's an incredible bitch". I hope they are both able to move on and each make someone's life miserable. I know, I'm a hopeless romantic. Furious woman, 34, demands ex-boyfriend pay compensation for stealing her ‘childbearing years’: ‘He owe
snitzoid
Nov 10, 20253 min read
Flight cancellations quadruple!
Flight cancellations are already stacking up fast as airport reductions begin Travelers braced for headaches with the FAA clamping down on the number of planes in the air as the record-long government shutdown drags on By Chris Morris, Quartz Media Updated Friday 8:20 PM As of 9:30 a.m., some 824 flights within, into or out of the U.S. had been cancelled (and another 1,091 delayed), as 40 major airports saw their capacity cut. And that number will continue to grow in the days
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Nov 10, 20252 min read
Snitz celebrates the new Obama Presidential Library
There are those who say this is ridculously expensive and looks like a prison. You say tomato I say tomato. Whatever...I love it. It's absolutely deliciously evil. How evil you ask? Let's compare to a few other presidential libraries: Obama Presidential Center (see video below for images of this beast) ! Cost: $850 million (final estimate as of September 2025) Estimated time to complete: 5 f-cking years! George W. Bush Presidential Center Cost: $250 million Total constructio
snitzoid
Nov 9, 20251 min read
Minneapolis Mayor welcomes ICE in heartfelt speech in Somalia!
First of all they don't not sound retarded (& we don't use that word around here). Ok, they do talk like Bullwinkle but it could be worse. They could be from the South. And no, they don't have sheet for brains up there. Except for matters relating to politics. You want offensive? You've come to the right place! Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey facing backlash for giving victory speech in Somali: ‘Humiliating’ By Peter Pinedo, Fox News Published Nov. 9, 2025, 1:46 a.m. ET Newly
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Nov 9, 20253 min read
Stefanik having crushed the Ivies is after Mamdani?
Oh, sorry! She's after Hochul! You don't remember Stefanik? She's the nice lady who got the Presidents of Harvard, U Penn & MIT fired. BTW getting grilled by Elise is worse than appearing on 60 Minutes. She's a fricken laser guided missile. Just what New York needs. Stefanik says her gubernatorial bid is ‘existential battle’ to save ‘Western Civilization’ from socialism By Rich Calder, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2025, 7:20 p.m. ET The 2026 New York gubernatorial election wi
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Nov 9, 20258 min read
Snitz explains why you should insure your dog or cat?
Make sure to get a policy that includes reimbursement for behavioral therapy (as explained below) and go to a shrink regularly since you're fricken delusional. How to compare pet insurance companies While the cost of pet insurance is one of the most important factors you're likely to consider when comparing companies, there are other benefits and features to consider. Instead of comparing only price, consider whether the pet insurance policy offers a wide array of coverage ty
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Nov 9, 20253 min read
Is it the economy stupid?
The Wall Street Journal (excerpted below) today explains that Voldemort better fix the economy or the GOP is doomed? Sounds like they're channeling James Carville's line in 1992 "it's the economy stupid" (He was Clinton's campaign director against Bush). Except in 1992 the stock market, economy and GDP were all on the downslope. Today, inflation is low (3%) and stocks/GDP are rising. Forgetting the Trump is FOS about lowering prices, the elevated cost of things is attributabl
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Nov 9, 20252 min read


Who’s had plastic surgery or taken other measures to look younger?
Approx 8% of Americans have tried Botox. Of those 85% are women. As for Ozempic and similar GLP1 drugs: Overall Usage: Women use GLP-1 drugs at higher rates (15.2%) compared to men (9.7%) for weight loss purposes . Women tend to use GLP-1 drugs at higher rates than men, although there is considerable variability within age groups. Age-Specific Patterns: Among those ages 30 to 49, women are more than twice as likely to have used a GLP-1 agonist than their male peers Rand Wome
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Nov 9, 20254 min read
Jennifer Lawrences takes lie detector test to confirm she dislike Kardashian?
Honestly, she didn't need to get tested. I believe her. I find Kourtney irritating as well. In fact I find the whole family with their bulbous designer asses irritating. I'm being 100% truthful here. Actually I don't have a problem with Bruce's rear end...Sorry, I mean't Caitlyn. No I don't mean I'm attracted, I just am neutral. To be even more honest, I think that Ms. Lawrence is a fricken idiot. Am I going to get tested? No, you'll need to trust me in this. Jennifer
snitzoid
Nov 8, 20252 min read
Do Americans or Chinese trust their governments more?
Talk about crazy. China is ruled by an autocratic leader who's stifled all civil rights and citizens truth their government far more than Americans. BTW: these number pre-date Lord Voldemort. World Population Review America’s Trust Recession Once considered a high-trust society, the United States has seen a dramatic decline in civic faith over the past five decades. 🔹 Trust in the federal government has dropped from over 70% in the 1960s to just 20% today, according to Pe
snitzoid
Nov 8, 20252 min read
Bandaged-up Biden says son Beau ‘should’ve been the president, not me’
It's unfortunate that Obama, Pelosi and operatives of the DNC forced this great leader out of the 2024 election. He would have made a great second term president. Talk about unfair! I can't believe more people aren't angry about this! Bandaged-up Biden says son Beau ‘should’ve been the president, not me’ in speech ripping Trump By Victor Nava, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2025, 12:37 a.m. ET Former President Joe Biden, wearing a seemingly fresh bandage on his head, told Nebrask
snitzoid
Nov 8, 20253 min read
Dems taking advantage of rise in prices? Are prices in fact rising?
Below (black font) from the WSJ today. Some facts (served up Snitz style). 12-Month Inflation Rates (September 2025): Overall CPI: 3.0% Energy: 2.8% Food: 3.1% Housing/Shelter: 3.6% Has Voldemort dropped prices? No. If you believed he or any president would you're delusional. The rate of increase is very reasonable by historical standards, especially when you consider prices escalated over 20% during Biden (28% for shelter and housing). Here are the specifics during his
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Nov 8, 20253 min read
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