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The government shutdown enters a new phase: mass layoffs
DOGE was a joke, this? Musk couldn't layoff mass numbers of people without cause. He could only offer incentives for employees too leave. Vought doesn't have that worry. In fact he's been waiting years for the opportunity to wield the axe. Schumer just delivered an early Christmas present. The government shutdown enters a new phase: mass layoffs Workforce reduction notices went out to the Treasury Department, as other agencies were also hit. Past shutdowns have resulted in
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Oct 13, 20252 min read
NYPD cops will flee the force if Mamdani is elected, Ray Kelly warns
OMG, nobody likes a Debbie Downer. Some may stay. It's not going to be that bad...for residents of the Chicago area. NYPD cops will...
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Oct 12, 20252 min read
Obesity around the world ( one map)
Obesity has long ceased to be a local problem – today it is a global challenge for healthcare systems. According to the World Health...
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Oct 12, 20251 min read
Kass on peace in Gaza?
Trump the Peacemaker for VI Day? October 12 | By John Kass From the moment Secretary of State Marco Rubio whispered into President Donald...
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Oct 12, 20257 min read
Are America's most dangerous cities Dem?
Crime rates natinally have fallen like a rock since peaking during the 1990s. Then starting in the early COVID era, crime rates began to...
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Oct 11, 20252 min read
What kind of idiot buys an EV Ferrari?
I'm willing to consider a hybrid but McLaren is trying to land the Report as a sponsor. Ferrari scales back its electrification plans...
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Oct 11, 20252 min read
What percentage of 2 year olds use smart phones?
The Report is not for children. The sensitive content requires the user to certify they have completed the 7th grade. Nearly 40% of kids...
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Oct 11, 20252 min read
Voldemort's buddies to buy more legacy media.
The Dark Lord is so evil. Trump friendlies now controls social media outlets (TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, X) and CBS. He's just...
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Oct 8, 20254 min read
Is Pot or Alcohol more lethal when driving?
A WSJ story (published today) indicates that 40% of recent traffic fatalities tested positive for THC (the active ingredient in Pot,...
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Oct 8, 20251 min read
The Entrepreneurial Niches of New Americans
And the Jews, of course, own Hollywood and the entertainment industry.
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Oct 8, 20251 min read
Of the globe's 25 most valuable public companies, how many in the US?
Suck it Europe. BTW, China relies on exports to power it's economy (much more so than the US). Europe is sputtering, which hurts China. ...
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Oct 8, 20252 min read
Is the US condo market tanking?
Florida's condo market is probably the worst or close to it. I did some digging to determine how much of this metric (72%) is due to...
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Oct 8, 20253 min read
How Bari Weiss Won
TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, X are all now in the ownership of Voldemort Friendlies. So is CBS. How long till NBC and ABC kiss the ring?...
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Oct 8, 20255 min read
Does China or US citizens view more social media?
The Global Gold Rush for Eyeballs World Population Review Once fueled by oil, the world now runs on attention. With more than 6.6 hours...
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Oct 8, 20252 min read
Elise Stefanik just 5 points behind ‘deeply vulnerable’ Kathy Hochul in NY governor’s race
In case you're unfamiliar, Elise is that nice lady who bludgeoned the Ivy League college presidents at the House hearing last year and...
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Oct 8, 20253 min read
Megyn Kelly calls Joy Reid a ....I can't repeat this...unless you open the story!
First of all it's completely unacceptable to call Joy "racist". She may be a lunatic. Actually she is a lunatic. The point is, I...
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Oct 8, 20253 min read
Where do people drink the most alcohol
In case you're wondering, the average American (source World Health Organ) drinks about 8.7 liters. Gen Z however, drinks only between...
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Oct 8, 20251 min read
Where do people eat dogs? Feel good story of the week.
Honestly, this is the type of sick crap that's your "thing". And no, it doesn't taste like chicken. What kind of sick bastard reads...
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Oct 7, 20251 min read
OMG, CBS News could be run by a real journalist!
This nation is turning it's back on the Dem run experiment in progressive politics. That change may just have landed at CBS News. Weiss...
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Oct 7, 20255 min read
Mayor Brandon finds national spotlight battling Trump
Oh, that Voldemort is an evil bastard. Who's grabbing the biggest headlines for the Dems. Mayor Brandon, Mamdani and Gov Fatso. Great...
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Oct 7, 20252 min read
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