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Border czar Tom Homan ‘begging’ liberals to ‘tone down’ ICE rhetoric after Renee Nicole Good shooting
A good start might be to admit the agent messed up. Any idiot can watch the video and see Good had no intention of harming anyone. Homan has had a big role in creating unsafe tactics to arrest folks, 85% of whom are gainfully employed and whose only crime is being hear illegally. Stupid. Border czar Tom Homan ‘begging’ liberals to ‘tone down’ ICE rhetoric after Renee Nicole Good shooting By Anna Young, NY Post Published Jan. 10, 2026, 10:08 p.m. ET President Trump’s border
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Jan 112 min read
Trump admin weighing preliminary attack plans on Iran
I have already purchased my popcorn to watch Round II! USA USA USA. Trump admin weighing preliminary attack plans on Iran — as officials consider what sites to target: report By Katherine Donlevy, NY Post Published Jan. 10, 2026 The Trump administration is reportedly preparing preliminary plans for an attack on Iran, including the option of large-scale airstrikes. Officials are considering how to follow through on President Trump’s recent elevated threats against the Islamic
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Jan 102 min read
Should you hold your farts in?
I've been telling people this for decades, but no one listens. I finally consulting several AI Models (Gemini Ai below) and received consistently astute medical advice. The short answer is: No, it is generally better to let it out. While holding in gas isn't usually life-threatening, it can cause significant physical discomfort and, in some cases, lead to a rather awkward biological workaround. What Happens When You Hold It In? When you tighten your sphincter muscles to prev
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Jan 102 min read
7 facts about Venezuelans in the U.S.
Easy. Tomorrow is "Tribe Day" at the Report. We'll have 7 fun facts about Hasidic Jews living right here in the USA! 7 facts about Venezuelans in the U.S. By Jeffrey S. Passel and Dalia Fahmy, PEW Research Jan 9th, 2025 On Jan. 3, the United States conducted a military strike on Venezuela and brought President Nicolás Maduro to New York to face charges related to drug trafficking. In recent decades, Venezuela has experienced economic and political crises that have led to re
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Jan 103 min read
Why would anyone want to rule Greenland?
Have you vacationed in Iceland? Had a good time? Ok, I've made my point. You want the Rooskies or that miserable bastard Xi to get in the way of your next vacation? Or, would you like to be standing on one of 6 championship golf courses at the spectacular Spritzler Greenland Resort. Act, now! We're selling fractional shares. Why would anyone want to rule Greenland? By James Gray, The Spectator Tuesday, January 6, 2026, 1:38 PM greenland It was the Viking, Erik the Red who
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Jan 105 min read
The end is drawing near for Iran’s mullahs
There are those that fear the nation will decend into chaos if the government falls. Unlike Iraq, Iran has a highly educated populace. The opportunity for the nation to thrive under less repressive government is good. The end is drawing near for Iran’s mullahs By Mani Basharzad, The Spectator Friday, January 9, 2026, 6:07 AM Buildings and cars were set on fire in Tehran (Credit: BBC) As a wave of protests swept across Iran last night, the internet was completely shut down.
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Jan 103 min read
Charts. You want em. We got em!
Woooo! Nobody does data like your Daddy! OMG, there's zero sex, drugs or Rock/Roll. The South's going to do it again!
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Jan 91 min read
US will acquire Greenland ‘whether they like it or not,’ Trump says, to block China or Russia from doing so
Oh, you're going to sell. You just don't know it yet. US will acquire Greenland ‘whether they like it or not,’ Trump says, to block China or Russia from doing so By Caitlin Doornbos and Steven Nelson, NY Post Published Jan. 9, 2026 WASHINGTON — President Trump said Friday that the US will acquire Greenland “whether they like it or not” because “if we don’t do it, China or Russia will.” Trump vowed Denmark would transfer Greenland “the easy way” or “the hard way.” “Ownership”
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Jan 93 min read
America now has more job seekers than available jobs
I informed the Report staff this morning that everyone is taking a 5% pay cut and will be coming in three days a week...because the job market sucks. I reminded them to throttle back the whining. America now has more job seekers than available jobs Chart R US job openings fell to 7.15 million in November, down from 7.45 million in the previous month, marking the lowest level since September 2024, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ Job Openings and Labor Turnover Sum
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Jan 92 min read
What percent of doctors use AI currently in their practice & for what?
Your chatbot will see you now. American patients are increasingly turning to AI for medical advice — so are their doctors Chart R With the world weighing up the pitfalls of giving AI access to sensitive personal data, OpenAI just unveiled a service where people can upload medical records directly to its chatbot. On Wednesday, the company announced the launch of ChatGPT Health, described as a “dedicated experience” for health information that will live as a tab within ChatGPT.
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Jan 92 min read
Unrest is spreading across Iran
So much for the Devil we know. At the time, Saddam Hussein (Iraq's former ruler) while a tyrant at home, wasn't messing with the rest of the region and in fact was keeping his arch enemy Iran in check. Should we root for something other than the current regime in Iran. Depends if they are or are not willing to stop the "sheet". Unrest is spreading across Iran An Iran that splinters would present a huge regional challenge, equal to the chaos of post-2003 Iraq By Charlie Gamme
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Jan 93 min read
50 sheep break into German supermarket
I had no idea Serta had offices in Germany. They're behind this! Baa-rgain hunters: 50 sheep visit German supermarket Kieran Burke with dpa 20 hours ago German discount chain Penny said the sheep paid a surprise visit to one of their Bavarian outlets after apparently becoming separated from the rest of the flock. Sheep pictured in amongst stands of products in the Penny supermarket The flock of sheep paid an unexpected visit to one of the discount retailers Bavarian outletsI
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Jan 92 min read
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Jan 80 min read
Snitz watches the Minn footage of the women being shot
For whatever it's worth. The lady had a history of harassing ICE agents. She's a complete jackass. But the video I watched shows her trying to get away from the scene (most likely illegal) not trying to run over the officer who shot her. That doesn't mean she couldn't have run into him, but it doesn't look like that was her intention. If fact, her wheels are clearly turned to the right (not straight ahead, the direction of the agent). She was attempting to get around the off
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Jan 81 min read
What’s the matter with Minnesota?
Most reasonable people think Minnesota's politics are a bit nuts. They are pissed to see federal dollars stolen by Somali and other fraud schemes due to mismanagement. Do they want ICE to round up folks who aren't committing property or violent crimes? Of course not. Voldemort should throttle back the douchebaggery. What’s the matter with Minnesota? The state is at the epicenter of a self-serving and destructive revolution By Jenna Stocker, The Spectator Thursday, January 8,
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Jan 84 min read
Where Housing Inventory is Rising in U.S. Cities
Where Housing Inventory is Rising in U.S. Cities A little Snitz prospective here. First off, I pulled down some data on housing inventory. It's still not large, especially compared to the 2008 recession. A few things are happening however. During the pandemic a ton of folks moved to the Sun Belt and found their cost of housing ramped up as interest rates skyrocketed. Then they got slammed by weather events and outrageous insurance costs. This provided incentives to take th
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Jan 82 min read
U.S. Targets Shadow Fleet as Warning to Adversaries to Stay Out of Venezuela
My favorite quote, "Some U.S. officials and analysts are skeptical that seizing a handful of ships will cause Moscow, Beijing or Tehran to alter their Latin American policies or significantly dent their coffers.". What a load of crap. Like China or Russia have any say in the matter. The tankers aren't leaving Venezuela. Period. Who cares what they think? It's about time someone in the Oval Office grew a pair. U.S. Targets Shadow Fleet as Warning to Adversaries to Stay Out
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Jan 85 min read
Will Trump back down in Minnesota?
BTW, for the unfamiliar, TACO stands for Trump always chickens out. Voldemort isn't likely to turn tail. Will Trump back down in Minnesota? While Democrats call for the withdrawal of ICE, the days of TACO appear to be over By Jacob Heilbrunn, The Spectator Thursday, January 8, 2026, 11:25 AM So much for Minnesota nice, the phrase that Midwesterners like to use to describe their calm dispositions. Three gunshots – fired pointblank in the gelid snows of Minneapolis by a federal
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Jan 83 min read
Mamdani's housing czar breaks down crying when asked about?
To malign her just for being a priviledged hypocrit who went to an expensive Ivy (while her mom is a well off prof) and believes she has the right to take private property from hardworking Americans (like Trotsky) seems a bit harsh. She need your sympathy and about 8 months in Belleview. That is along with the Mayor who decided to make her housing Czar. Zohran Mamdani’s woke, privileged tenant advocate Cea Weaver breaks down crying when asked about hypocritical gentrificatio
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Jan 83 min read
Was ICE officer justified in Minn shooting?
Ok, let's take this one issue at a time. ICE has been ridiculous to mess with gainfully employed illegals who pose no threat to anyone. They should stick to rounding up people suspected of property or violent crimes. This one incident is insufficient to judge the entire system. An unfortunate but "one off" event. If you're told to stop and then hit the gas and run into an ICE agent he's likely going to shoot at you. He might hit something. The Dems are using this to make a
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Jan 75 min read
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