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Legendary director Rob Reiner, wife found stabbed to death in LA home, son eyed as person of interest
Legendary director Rob Reiner, wife found stabbed to death in LA home, son eyed as person of interest By Joe Marino, Jamie Paige and Brad Appleton Published Dec. 14, 2025 Updated Dec. 15, 2025, 12:37 a.m. ET LOS ANGELES — Legendary director Rob Reiner and his longtime wife have been found stabbed to death inside their Brentwood home — and investigators are eyeing the couple’s troubled adult son as a person of interest, according to law enforcement sources. The 78-year-old “W
snitzoid
Dec 15, 20253 min read
Which AI models are more likely to hallucinate?
Ironcially, as you probably have noticed I most frequently use ClaudeAi to do research for the Report. Sorry, I meant to "fabricate data". AI Is Costing Enterprises BILLIONS Because of AI Hallucinations Visual Capitalist Last month, more than 50 US court cases cited fake AI-generated legal authorities. Lawyers lost cases, got suspended, and had to notify courts, all because their AI confidently invented answers that looked real. Legal tech is just the tip of the iceberg. Acr
snitzoid
Dec 14, 20251 min read
Zohran Mamdani begins radicalizing New York
AOC and this idiot are the new face of the Democratic Party. And you wonder why Voldemort never looks worried? Zohran Mamdani begins radicalizing New York The Mayor-elect’s transition team plans to change the city By Maud Maron, The Spectator Sunday, December 14, 2025 Zohran Mamdani speaks during a press briefing on December 11 in New York City (Getty) The radicals are now in charge of NYC. Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has unveiled his transition team and voters who agreed wit
snitzoid
Dec 14, 20253 min read
More dangerous than football. Motocross is deadliest sport for kids
This is pretty messed up. Suggest you click the link below to read the full story. Meanwhile, I provided some metrics below. BTW, I never race with a helmet. I find it too confining. Injury Rates Motocross: Studies suggest that 5-10% of children competing in certified motocross events sustain injuries requiring medical evaluation Overall injury rate of 94.5 per 1,000 participants in European competitions Almost half the patients with motocross injuries require operative int
snitzoid
Dec 14, 20253 min read
‘Broken system’ led to state’s premature release of psych patient accused of stabbing tourist inside NYC Macy’s bathroom
According to SAMHSA, almost 44% of jail inmates (& 37% of prison inmates) have mental illness. This compares to 18% of the general population. I'd also like to point out that I do not and have not ever heard voices in my head. Nor have I ever tortured young animals as a child. Nor do I recollect ever murdering anyone. ‘Broken system’ led to state’s premature release of psych patient accused of stabbing tourist inside NYC Macy’s bathroom By Tina Moore and Rich Calder Publish
snitzoid
Dec 14, 20253 min read
Kass tees off on the Minn Somali fraud scandal.
Good explanation. He is making a big assumption however, that the average Somali who entered Minn is a crook at heart? The fact that a small percentage of community is involved in this fraud is not evidence of that. He is correct that Congresswoman Oman would probably be best living somewhere other than the US, since she has such contempt for our nation. Of course there a plenty of other race hustlers who try to tear down our culture to further their individual careers. P
snitzoid
Dec 14, 20258 min read
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
The Spritzler Report has obtained an exclusive interview with Ms. Wellington's estraged daughter Muffy. Said MMA fighter, "My mom has all the warmth of a large Python. I especially appreciated that narcissistic bitch taking her dislike of me national. BTW, what a shocker that she's divorced. I guess dad's next on her hit woman parade. The moniker bitch doesn't do her justice". These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children Parents blast adult offspring
snitzoid
Dec 13, 20256 min read
Why is Voldemort interested in Venezuela?
Is it immigration? Not any longer? How about drugs...ehhhhh. The oil stupid! The US has a tremendous amount of excess refining capacity for thick crude oil. That's not the stuff we frack. It's the type of stuff we get from Canada and you guessed it Venezuela. There's money to be made baby! BTW that nation also has one of the two largest untapped stores of oil on the globe.
snitzoid
Dec 13, 20251 min read
Where do most Christians live?
I had no idea. I'm opening a new office in South Africa! Wait there's more! I share where all the Hindu's live! Pew Research Sub-Saharan Africa is now home to more Christians than any other world region, surpassing Europe. As of 2020, about 31% of the world’s Christians live in sub-Saharan Africa, while 22% live in Europe. This change has been fueled by Africa’s much higher fertility rates, but also by widespread disaffiliation from Christianity in Western Europe. Europe to b
snitzoid
Dec 13, 20251 min read
Do most 2 year olds watch YouTube?
And 30% are smoking pot. A majority of parents with a child under 2 say their child watches videos on YouTube. Pew Research Some 62% of parents with a child under 2 say their child ever does this, up from 45% in 2020. A growing share of parents with a child under 2 also say their child watches YouTube videos daily: 35% say this, up from 24% five years ago. Daily use is also up among kids ages 2 to 4, according to their parents (51%, up from 38%). But it’s stable among childr
snitzoid
Dec 13, 20251 min read
Zelensky's approval rating only 20%? National elections on war's end?
Will be interesting to see if the elections go down and if the populous still has the stomach for more "fight". The war in Ukraine is reaching its endgame Holding elections in war-torn Ukraine will be no easy task Owen Matthews, The Spectator Friday, December 12, 2025 Painfully and chaotically, the outline of the peace deal that will eventually end Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is emerging as the US leans on Kyiv to abandon key red lines. It may still be months before the guns
snitzoid
Dec 12, 20255 min read
Do Women’s Farts Really Smell Worse Than Men’s?
Ashley Fike, shown at the annual Spritzler Report editorical review meeting. Do Women’s Farts Really Smell Worse Than Men’s? By Ashley Fike, Vice Media December 8, 2025, 8:50am There are some scientific findings you hear once and can’t un-hear. This is one of them. According to actual peer-reviewed research, women’s farts smell worse than men’s. Not louder, not more frequent. Just…stronger. On some level, this feels ironically correct, but still, nobody expected science to pl
snitzoid
Dec 12, 20252 min read
Who broke the Minn fraud scheme? Minn gov agency? Feds?
Nope. Both the State and Federal Government were clueless. That includes the Justice Dept. Two researchers and investigative reporters (Ryan Thorpe and Christopher Rufo) from the Manhattan Institute did the work to track down the guilty parties and expose the fraud. Only later did the Justice Dept file charges. It's unclear how much money was illegal stolen from the Housing Stabilization Services Feed our future and Medicaid programs. The lower limit appears to be $1 billi
snitzoid
Dec 12, 20251 min read
Yes! They're real. I'm thrilled.
The sad truth is lie detector testing is notoriously unreliable. I've given this a great deal of thought and honestly...I just don't know. I want to "believe". But I've been hurt before. I hope this isn't some carefully engineered hoax! Sydney Sweeney reveals truth about her breasts during lie detector test with Amanda Seyfried By Vanessa Serna, NY Post Published Dec. 11, 2025, 8:10 p.m. ET Sydney Sweeney denied rumors that she has undergone breast augmentation surgery whil
snitzoid
Dec 12, 20252 min read
The Economic Roots of Grade InflationStudent evaluations subject professors to perverse incentives.
BTW, in case why your wondering why I know longer teach Nuclear Particle acceleration at MIT! The constant pressure to give these wannabe rocket scientists high grades was too much. Once I received by Nobel Prize I was out. Also I hate young adults. The Economic Roots of Grade Inflation Student evaluations subject professors to perverse incentives. By Joseph Epstein, WSJ Dec. 11, 2025 5:34 pm ET The one form of inflation that can’t be blamed on Joe Biden is grade inflation.
snitzoid
Dec 12, 20253 min read
Voldemort's program. Rich? You can be US citizenship
I don't understand the details but I'm "in". What's not to like? A bunch of uber wealthy foreigners spending money in my neighborhood and building big homes. Future Report readers. America, now available by subscription: Trump unveils $1 million 'Gold Card' for the ultra- President Donald Trump has put a sticker price on the American Dream: $1 million By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, Quartz Media Published 21 hours ago President Donald Trump has put a sticker price on the American
snitzoid
Dec 12, 20252 min read


Did NYC's murder rate drop 50% in the last 12 months? How about Chicago.
Papa Bear chronicals the massive improvement in NYC. The experts he spoke with give Police Commissioner Tisch (who's staying w the new administration) much of the credit: Quiet program to go after gang leaders this year. More manpower to get dangerous people off of the public transit platforms before something goes awry. Did Chicago also have a drop? Yes 28%. Before you start celebrating. The current homicide rate in NYC is 1.6 per 100,000 residents. Chicago after the 28%
snitzoid
Dec 11, 20251 min read
Why the McDonald’s AI commercial flopped & was pulled after 72 hrs?
You want sick? I don't like this commercial. I love this commercial (see video below). It's fricken hilarious and better than all the sanitized nauseating crap we have to endure over the holiday. Imagine that! McDonald's has a sense of humor. Why the McDonald’s AI commercial flopped The response has been so overwhelmingly hostile that McDonald’s were forced to pull the advert after just three days – and their folly has cost them a fortune By Paul Burke, The Spectator Thursday
snitzoid
Dec 11, 20253 min read
Is the Nat Institute of Health impacted by DEI?
Unlike, RFK who's a complete douchebag, the NIH Director has a deep background in science as a doctor/Prof at Stanford. During the pandemic he was one of the few voices of reason. I didn't think he's got an agenda except to further good scientific research. The same can't be said of RFK who should get canned. If you want to know more about Dr Jay check on this link. The Great Barrington Declaration was his brainchild, along with Sunetra Gupta and Martin Kulldorff. https://
snitzoid
Dec 11, 20254 min read
Trump-allied judge draws scrutiny for rally appearance
OMG. This stinks to high heaven. For all I know this sleazeball actually voted in the presidential election and perhaps for the Dark Lord. He's a sick perverted bastard. You don't see left leaning judges ever lean left! Do you! Admit dagnabbit! What's even more delicous about this story is who covered and more importantly who didn't (chart below). So remember to get your news from the correct silo that correlates with your beliefs. Otherwise the facts may present a nasty
snitzoid
Dec 11, 20252 min read
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