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Mexico's president is fighting the cartels. Finally
Claudia Sheinbaum Is Taking More Control as U.S. Pressures Mexico Leftist president recently forced out governor accused in the U.S. of drug trafficking, pushing aside a powerful ally of her mentor By José de Córdoba and Santiago Pérez, WSJ Aug. 28, 2026 Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum forced out Sinaloa Gov. Rubén Rocha, a close ally of her mentor, former President Andrés Manuel López Obrador. MEXICO CITY—President Claudia Sheinbaum has spent almost two years trying to k
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16 minutes ago5 min read
Is Gen Z really drinking less. Or is the media FOS?
Everywhere you look, the media is trumpeting how Gen Z is barely consuming any alcohol. From CNN to the Wall St Journal, CNBC, and even Fox News, the message is consistent. In fact, Scott Galloway, the noted NYU Econ Professor and favorite podcaster among Millennials, has stepped on this gravy train. Scott goes so far as suggesting Gen Z needs to drink more to reverse the cohort's declining mental health. No, I'm not kidding. Only one problem. The Media and Galloway are supre
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7 hours ago3 min read
Judge finds NYC mom with postpartum psychosis not guilty of killing her 2 young kids
We do not judge here at the Report. In fact, no one on our staff has delivered a child through their birth canal. We are in no position to comment. I occasionally have homicidal thoughts when having a testosterone spike however. Judge finds NYC mom with postpartum psychosis not guilty of killing her 2 young kids By Ella Morrison, NY Post Published Aug. 28, 2026 A Bronx judge found a mother of two suffering from postpartum psychosis not guilty of killing her young children in
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14 hours ago3 min read
Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16
Nobody's going to tell my little Muffy she can't use Instagram. That little whore, Gloria is trying to steal her boyfriend away by posting AI generated photos. Muf supposed to sit idly by on the sidelines? Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16 By Jeffrey Gottfried and Monica Anderson, PEW Research July 1, 2026 About one-in-five adults oppose banning those under 16 from using social media. And roughly a quarter are unsure, according to the surve
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14 hours ago3 min read
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent blasts Elizabeth Warren, offers her ‘Foreign Exchange for Dummies’ tutorial
How dare he speak this way! It's an affront to all Native American's. Pocahontas deserves a little respect. Disgraceful. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent blasts Elizabeth Warren, offers her ‘Foreign Exchange for Dummies’ tutorial By Ariel Zilber, NY Post Published Aug. 28, 2026 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent sarcastically offered to give Sen. Elizabeth Warren a tutorial on “Foreign Exchange for Dummies” in a blistering response to her criticism of the government’s interve
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15 hours ago4 min read
Who's Canada's PM? FOS?
Carney is full of vitriol about the US. Of course pretty much all his investment reside in our country.
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16 hours ago1 min read
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Bill Gates channels Al Gore?
Back in 2006 Al suggested the world's oceans might rise by up to 20 feet in our near future. Also that the North Polar ice cap would by completely gone in 5-7 years...blah blah blah. Didn't happen. What did happen is that China and India dominate the world's production of emmissions. Ergo, no amount of American's driving EV cars is going to move the dial. China is similarly ready to dominate AI and the world economy if we slow down for even a moment. Worried about losing jo
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16 hours ago4 min read
Jason Arday and What’s Wrong With DEI
Instead of appointing Ms Gay as Harvard's Presidents, those goofballs should have given the spot to Roland Fryer. Twice the intellect and a great roll model. Jason Arday and What’s Wrong With DEI Institutions should take chances on people but need to be honest with them as they develop. By Roland Fryer, WSJ Aug. 25, 2026 4:42 pm ET I am saddened by the story of Jason Arday. There was the life, as he told it: autistic, unable to speak until 11 or to read and write until 18, a
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16 hours ago6 min read
U.S. to Take Control of Much of Venezuela’s Proven Oil Reserves
Hmm. Biden took their immigrants, the Dark Lord is taking their oil. I'd rather have the oil. But, then against I'm a capitalist monster. BTW, this is really big. In fact our reporting of this story is really big. As a matter of fact, I'm really big also. Trump announces ‘biggest oil deal in world history’ with Venezuela to secure 65 billion reserve barrels By Victor Nava, NY Post Published Aug. 28, 2026 President Trump announced a major agreement with Venezuela Friday t
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16 hours ago5 min read
Wynton Marsalis on Playing When Nobody Is Listening
Ironic. When I was in college and later in grad school I was a radio disc jockey on the local collegiate radio station. I had two shows, one was classic rock the other jazz (Parker, Miles Davis, Monk, etc). Sad I didn't have Taylor Swift to offer my listeners. She's exceptionally talented. Wynton Marsalis on Playing When Nobody Is Listening As he concludes his tenure at Jazz at Lincoln Center, Wynton Marsalis opens up about childhood trauma, artistic integrity and why musi
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16 hours ago6 min read
Chicago Dug Itself Out of a Financial Hole. Now It’s Sliding Back In.
Excuse me? Dug itself out? 40% of Chicago's annual budget goes to pay pension fund obligations and interest on borrowed funds. That sound like digging out? Chicago Dug Itself Out of a Financial Hole. Now It’s Sliding Back In. Windy City’s financial standing is heading south again, with few solutions in sight By Jeanne Whalen, WSJ Aug. 24, 2026 Chicago is facing renewed financial strain, with three ratings firms downgrading its credit since January 2025. CHICAGO—In 2022, the
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16 hours ago4 min read
Colleges bringing back the SAT?
Want your kid to slay the SAT? Have them read the Report. You think I'm kidding? 53.2% of Spritzler HS readers were admitted to Harvard or MIT! No, I didn't make that up!
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Aug 181 min read
Drunk Ohio couple arrested after allegedly attacking family and punching their 9-year-old in cruise ship cabin.
Honestly, the 9 year old has a big mouth. I would have smacked that little shit given the opportunity. Children shouldn't be allowed on cruise ships. Drunk Ohio couple arrested after allegedly attacking family and punching their 9-year-old in cruise ship cabin. By Richard Pollina, NY Post Published Aug. 18, 2026 A drunk Ohio couple allegedly barged into a family’s cabin on a cruise after being told to quiet down and attacked them, including striking their 9-year-old, police
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Aug 182 min read
Wife of hedge fund mogul barred from testifying in NJ divorce case after hacking his email, stealing his mail: judge
Damn right she's pissed. He took the best years of her life and her virginity. He's a f-cking pig. He never loved her. She was another expensive plaything to him. He's not fit to breath the air in their home (aka...formerly known as the Love Nest". Go ahead sweetheart and read his perverse emails detailing the depths of his depravity. Wife of hedge fund mogul barred from testifying in NJ divorce case after hacking his email, stealing his mail: judge By Peter Senzamici, NY
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Aug 183 min read
Wildfire destruction by the numbers
Quick, when did you last notice the air "sucked" and you couldn't safely exercise outside? The answer stupid is when smoke from a wildfire is blown into your area. The elephant in the room here is the pawltry amount spent on wildfire suppression each year, while the US spends infinately more on "global warming" crap which doesn't move the needle...while China continues to pollute the earth. Want some metrics. Snitz fired up Gemini. The point here, is if you want the air you
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Aug 183 min read
Harvard's endowment revealed a $2.2 billion SpaceX stake — its largest single stock holding
I asked Gemini to take a look at the stock portion of Harvard's endowement. Holy sheet! More info below after the story. Ironic that most students and faculty at this institution hate Musk. Haha. Harvard's endowment revealed a $2.2 billion SpaceX stake — its largest single stock holding The holding in Space Exploration Technologies Corp. is the largest single stock position in Harvard's 13F filing, which shows $4.3 billion in U.S. equities By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Upd
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Aug 183 min read
Victor David Hanson: What are we doing right now in Iran?
Great short analysis. To this I add, China, Europe and all Middle Eastern oil producing nations can't afford to have us leave...that is until the Straits are open again. Their livelihood depends on it.
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Aug 171 min read
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Aug 170 min read
Why prescription drug prices are plunging?
Who love you? The Dark Lord love you! Why prescription drug prices are plunging By Courtenay Brown, Axios News Aug 17, 2026 A line chart that shows monthly year-over-year changes in prescription drug prices from January 2019 to July 2026. Prices ranged from down 3.1% in July 2026 to up 4.6% in February 2025. The series stayed mostly negative in 2021, turned positive through much of 2022-25, then fell below zero in 2026. America is experiencing its biggest prescription drug p
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Aug 172 min read
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