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Snitz mansplains hit music
Sit down Grasshopper. Learn from the music sensei!
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23 minutes ago1 min read
Your new Meta Ray Bans have Meta Ai & can identify people?
OMG, I'd be the life of the party. Meta’s AI glasses could soon “ The Deep View Feb 16, 2026 Smart glasses bring AI into your world. They could also identify anyone in it. Meta has dominated the AI smart-glasses market, with its Ray-Ban collaboration becoming the world's best-selling AI glasses, moving over 7 million units sold in the past year. The appeal lies in seamlessly integrating mics, cameras, and speakers into a lightweight design. However, a New York Times report re
snitzoid
41 minutes ago2 min read
Olympic athletes promised fresh stocks of condoms on Valentine’s Day after villages run short
I've begun to wonder if the "shortage" may have sabotaged the performances of several famous US athletes? I think we know who I'm talking about here. Olympic athletes promised fresh stocks of condoms on Valentine’s Day after villages run short February 14, 2026 AP MILAN (AP) — On Valentine’s Day at the Milan Cortina Olympics, a renewed supply of free condoms for the athlete villages was promised by the organizers after going short during the week. “We can confirm that condom
snitzoid
1 hour ago2 min read
For College Applicants, Pressure to Make Summers Count Has Gotten Even Worse
Why you should pay $10,000 to be a summer intern at the Spritzler Report? You want to attend an Ivy? Right? You need to build up that resume to become a Am Lit major and spend $400,000 over four years to be unemployable. Yes? Then tell your parents to stop hoarding their money and drill it. You future is about to leave the station. All aboard on the Spritzler Report Intern Express. For College Applicants, Pressure to Make Summers Count Has Gotten Even Worse Teens scramble
snitzoid
1 hour ago4 min read
Olympic fans worried by ‘Quad God’ Ilia Malinin’s concerning TikTok posts
You expected me to make a snide remark. Didn't you! No! I'm a compassionate human being. I have decided to forgive the Quad God. Olympic fans worried by ‘Quad God’ Ilia Malinin’s concerning TikTok posts By Cooper Albers, NY Post Published Feb. 15, 2026 Fans have begun to worry about Ilia Malinin, who reposted some emotionally concerning videos to TikTok following his stunning loss in the free skate at the Winter Olympics. Nicknamed the “Quad God” for his signature quadrupl
snitzoid
1 hour ago2 min read
Your ski boots 4mm to big. Goodby Gold Medal!
Said an exasperated Mary Joe Krappotkin, the long time girl friend of the Austrian jumper, "Yeah it's really hilarious. All the jokes about his big feet. I get it...he supposedly well endowed. Not funny!". Winter Olympian’s gold medal hopes dashed as he’s disqualified over size of his ski boots By Chris Bradford, NY Post Published Feb. 16, 2026 Size always matters. Tell that to Austrian ski jumper Daniel Tschofenig — who saw his gold medal dreams dashed all because his ski
snitzoid
2 hours ago2 min read
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