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Top Lawyers’ Fees Have Skyrocketed. Be Prepared to Pay $3,400 an Hour.
At Spritzler, Spritzler and Spritzler law isn't a profession it's a calling. I'm honored to have the opportunity to serve my clients. No, I'm not kidding! How dare you call me a goniff! Top Lawyers’ Fees Have Skyrocketed. Be Prepared to Pay $3,400 an Hour. Expertise and ego are pushing up hourly rates to once-unthinkable levels in an escalating race among firms By Erin Mulvaney, WSJ Feb. 18, 2026 7:00 pm ET Top lawyers’ hourly rates have surged, with some partners now chargin
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1 hour ago4 min read
From Paris to New Delhi, the Push to Ban Teens From Social Media Is Going Global
Great ideas to ween teens off the Heroin. Meanwhile Zuck keeps kicking ass. I fired up two charts below to illustrate. From Paris to New Delhi, the Push to Ban Teens From Social Media Is Going Global Leaders in Europe and Asia look to block younger users from scrolling feeds, citing mental-health risks By Sam Schechner, WSJ Feb. 18, 2026 Moves to bar younger teens from social media are spreading globally, with France, Spain and others implementing or proposing bans for those
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2 hours ago5 min read
‘J.D. Vance was right’: Is Europe finally waking up?
Whatever your thoughts on Vance, his assessment of Europe is spot on. ‘J.D. Vance was right’: Is Europe finally waking up? Lisa Haseldine, The Spectator Feb 19, 2026 The organisers of the Munich security conference weren’t subtle. A large statue of an elephant stood in one of the lobbies. The logo on all official documents was an elephant, this time with bits of countries printed on it. A poster for an exhibition celebrating the meeting’s 60th anniversary had an image of an
snitzoid
3 hours ago6 min read
Yes, we do have Charts on the menu today!
Buffett is the GOAT! They don't have Bill Gates (Gates Foundation) down there!
snitzoid
3 hours ago1 min read
How Voldemort's deal with big Pharma works?
Basically, if you'll lower prices for drugs, we'll make sure you don't need to wait decades to get the FDA to approve new products. You make more money, patients get a better deal. By the way the average new drug takes almost 12 years to get approved and costs $1-2.6 billion before it even goes on sale. (I fired up Claude Ai below) The average new drug takes about 12 years from initial discovery to FDA approval, though the regulatory review phase itself is a subset of that.
snitzoid
3 hours ago4 min read
Trump ready for 'sustained' strikes on Iran as US military executes 'unprecedented' Middle East buildup
Rear Admiral, Thomas Horatio Snitzblower, said today "The Dark Lord didn't amass all this hardware so we could whistle Dixie. It's time to boogie!" BTW...I went on the AI Platform Lyria to create a little hip hop to celebrate. Trump ready for 'sustained' strikes on Iran as US military executes 'unprecedented' Middle East buildup By Caitlin Doornbos, NY Post Published Feb. 18, 2026 A massive US military buildup in the Middle East suggests the US could be ready to launch a “su
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15 hours ago5 min read
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