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Should you buy free range eggs
Listen, the cheap eggs have the same macronutrients but a slightly inferior fat profile. Plus they don't look as appealing if you eat raw on a plate (which I love to do). For me, the real issue is how we treat chickens. I'm ok with eating fried chicken and I love beef, but the thought of a chicken sitting in a Matrix style like hen house all day seems a little dystopian to me. I realize I could become a vegetarian but I'm not interested. I compared Walmart’s Great Value eg
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Bill Maher crushing again
I love it when "hit's it". BAM
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America Has Become the Last Place to Make Money for the World’s Automakers
China's citizens appetite for cars is cratering along with Europe's. That leaves the US! I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but I'm pining to own a BYD. My ship will never come in. America Has Become the Last Place to Make Money for the World’s Automakers Foreign manufactures are scrambling to compete with Detroit, undercut by Chinese cars and spurred by U.S. customers’ longstanding love of big vehicles By Sharon Terlep, WSJ Nov. 6, 2026 Volkswagen is considering making its f
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The Job Market Message for Democrats
Upset? Pissed about Iran, Putin and ICE? Try on a recession for size. See how you like them apples. The Job Market Message for Democrats The election victors inherit a solid economy, if they can keep it. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Nov. 6, 2026 6:00 pm ET If Thursday’s stock-market correction was a warning, Friday’s modest market rebound and solid jobs report constitute a reprieve. Newly elected Democrats are inheriting a growing economy. If they can keep it. Net job gains t
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It's offical. Voldemort says "no more Mr Niceguy".
What Trump’s pick of Stephen Miller for chief of staff means for rest of his presidency By Steven Nelson, NY Post Published Nov. 6, 2026, 5:11 p.m. ET WASHINGTON — It’s Miller time — and the gloves are off! President Trump pulled out his bulldog Stephen Miller as he prepares for an epic fight with Democrats following Tuesday’s blue tsunami — announcing Miller as his new chief of staff in anticipation of a showdown with Capitol Hill. Miller, 41, is the architect of Trump’s har
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Will the GOP learn from their beating?
My take. If the Dems start channeling Bill Clinton and move to the center the GOP is toast. Clinton may have been a slimeball in his personal life, but as a Democrat understood how to promote business, work across the aisle and grow our economy. Will they do this? Not a chance. If/when we wrap things up in Iran and negotiate a deal with Putin our economy will go on a tear and the pendulum may well swing back in the GOP's favor for 2028. To survive, the GOP must learn from Tr
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How crowded is the average ER?
Hospitals Are So Crowded Patients Spend 24 Hours in the E.R. Hallways Wait times for hospital beds are getting longer, clogging up emergency rooms, and doctors say it is only getting worse By Peter Loftus, WSJ Nov. 6, 2026 In America’s overcrowded hospitals, emergency rooms are increasingly turning into medical waiting rooms. The practice of keeping admitted patients in the emergency room while they wait for a bed, known as boarding, is increasing in American hospitals. You a
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What will the Democratic majority do?
Now that we have some card carrying progressives in town I'm wonder how I can maneuver to get on the government nipple? What will the Democratic majority do? Peter Wood, The Spectator Friday, November 6, 2026 Now that the Democrats have secured majorities in the House and Senate, what will they do? “I heard they submitted articles of impeachment this morning!” said one gentleman to his cellphone as I passed him near Columbus Circle. I didn’t recognize him but the odds are pre
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Are data centers a problem or an opportunity?
What I've been trying to tell you! Below is Claude's analysis With Texas going Blue is Florida the most logical place for new Data Centers to explode? What are the most logical places with open land, friendly politics and the ability to build new electrical generation? Texas did flip at the top of the ticket, but I don’t think Florida is the obvious next stop. It’s actually one of the least welcoming states for hyperscale projects right now. What changed in Texas On Tuesday J
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What nations have the most vegetarians?
November 06, 2026 Meat-Free Nations: Countries With the Most Vegetarians World Population Review 1. 🥗 India Stands Alone at the Top No other country comes close on share. 🏆 India leads the world, with about 39 percent of its population following a vegetarian diet. Mexico follows at 19 percent and China at 16. Brazil stands at 14 percent, Taiwan at 13.5, Argentina at 12, and Indonesia, Austria, and Finland at 11 each. Vietnam rounds out the top ten at 10 percent. India’s lea
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The real average penis size, according to 33 studies
Hold it right there partner. Are you over the age of 18? No? Then stop reading this. The Report is for adults and this is mature content. The real average penis size, according to 33 studies — both length and girth By McKenzie Beard Published Nov. 5, 2026 Men are known to stretch the truth about what’s in their trousers. One study found that the average Joe exaggerates the length of his manhood by around 20% — with one particularly big-talking fellow claiming he was packing
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Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production at Texas factory as it struggles to win appeal
Report CEO, T Spritzler to compete this year in Austin Texas in his first F1 race, shown standing next to his modified Tesla Cybertruck. Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production at Texas factory as it struggles to win appeal By Reuters, NY Post Published Nov. 6, 2026 Tesla plans to wind down Cybertruck production at its Texas gigafactory around the middle of next year, CEO Elon Musk said on Friday, as the futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks strugg
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Last call for THC drinks
Listen, call me old fashioned but I'd rather the guy driving towards me is hammered on Jack Daniels. Last call for THC drinks By Monica Eng, Justin Kaufmann and Carrie Shepherd, Axios News Nov 06, 2026 A century after Prohibition, Illinois liquor stores, bars and restaurants are preparing for another last call: This time, it's for THC drinks. The latest: A new state law aimed at cracking down on unregulated cannabis products will force many popular hemp-derived THC beverage
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Tesla and SpaceX are paying the price for Musk's midterm bets.
Musk has many impressive accomplishments. DOGE & Political acumen aren't among them. Neither is the Cybertruck. Elon Musk's post-election rout deepens as SpaceX and Tesla lose $411 billion in market cap Tesla stock is down about 24% for the year as investors weigh Democratic wins in Congress and in Texas, home to both companies By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated November 5, 2026 Tesla $TSLA -10.77% and SpaceX, both led by Elon Musk, extended a stock selloff on Thursday a
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OpenAI signals a new tack on data centers as the political backlash intensifies
If these idiots had said this in the first place they wouldn't be getting their ass handed to them now. They're great at computing...they might consider a taking a night course (Harper Community College) in PR. OpenAI signals a new tack on data centers as the political backlash intensifies The ChatGPT maker pledged to cover power costs at campuses it owns and asked lawmakers to codify similar rules By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated November 5, 2026 OpenAI signals a new t
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The Nasdaq plunges 5% — toward correction territory — as election results spook AI and chip stocks
I'm glad Cornelius Vanderbilt isn't alive to see this. It's downright unpatriotic. The Spritzler Center for Gargantuan Computing will be a contributor towards the economy of Arlington Heights and is more appropriate than the previously planned Bear Stadium. The Nasdaq plunges 5% — toward correction territory — as election results spook AI and chip stocks The S&P 500 and the Dow Jones Industrial Average also fell sharply as investors weighed a possible slowdown in data center
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Pocahontas to get even with the white man?
Revenge is best served cold. She's out for it. Elizabeth Warren’s Power in New Senate Is a Wall Street Nightmare The Massachusetts Democrat is expected to head the powerful Senate Banking Committee By Corrie Driebusch and Dylan Tokar, WSJ Nov. 5, 2026 Sen. Elizabeth Warren is expected to become chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, giving her expansive authority over the financial industry. View more For nearly two decades, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has needled and probed Wa
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Economists warn Democratic Congress won't bring quick price relief
Voters elected Trump because of frustration with our border and a 21% jump in inflation during Biden. It's time for a flip flop as they blame the current band of idiots, just in time for the pendulum to swing back in 2028. Meanwhile if you honestly believe either party will be lowering prices your the village idiot. With Democrats in control of Congress, will life get more affordable? Portrait of Rachel BarberRachel Barber USA TODAY Updated Nov. 4, 2026, Midterm voters fed u
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Scott Galloway Called for the Execution of Elon Musk Last Night?
What a kidder. I love this guy. Hey, wait he didn't just call for Musk to be lined up against the wall like the Rosenbergs? Oh, he did! Ok, I'll agree that was a little harsh. I still love his podcast. Then again I'm a sabertooth tiger. Scott Galloway Called for the Execution of Elon Musk Last Night? Amy Curtis, Townhall November 04, 2026 10:00 AM They Just Want Affordability? Scott Galloway Called for the Execution of Elon Musk Last Night. That didn't take long. Democrats
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