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We need more cows. A ton more cows!
It's time for Angus cattle to start humping like rabbits. We need to hit peak "cow". Four people per cow. That's unacceptable! I was saying to the missus the other day, "they grow up so fast...before you know it they're a T-Bone steaks". New friends soon to be dearly departed friends. With US beef prices at record highs, America’s protein craze is still driving consumption Chart R April 17, 2026 Beef has long been ingrained in American culture, and today’s era of “boy kibbl
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36 minutes ago2 min read
Breaking news. The Straits are now open?
I've been predicting this would get worked out to our advantage. It's too early to celebrate but not to early to claim I'm a fricken genius. Unless this goes horrible wrong later, in which case shame on you for trusting me. Oil Prices Dive After Iran Says Strait Is Open WSJ Apr 17, 2026 The comments came as a cease-fire between Israel and Lebanon appeared to be holding Oil prices plunged after Iran said the Strait of Hormuz is "completely open" to commercial vessels followi
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4 hours ago2 min read
Is the secret to wealth being a two earner household?
Want to have your mind blown? Of course you do! I fired up Claude. PS. More denoted at bottom of post. Analyse outcomes for married black families vs single white households. This is a genuinely illuminating comparison because it cuts across the conventional racial framing of economic outcomes. Here's a thorough analysis across multiple dimensions. Married Black Families vs. Single White Households: Outcomes Analysis The Core Finding The most striking insight from the data i
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6 hours ago6 min read
Should a city be able to place fines for an "illegal" tent city?
I asked Claude AI to weight in on this. Are there more homeless in the us in climates with mild winters? Do homeless migrate by season? If a state or city has less permissive homeless laws do homeless move elsewhere? Great research across three distinct questions. Here's what the data shows: 1. Climate and Homeless Concentration: Yes, Strongly The correlation between mild winters and higher homeless populations is one of the most well-documented patterns in homelessness res
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6 hours ago4 min read
NYC first lady Rama Duwaji apologizes for social media content
At least her husband isn't a card carrying terrorist. Hey can't a guy be a marxist without everybody getting all McCarthy. He's perfect for the Big Apple. I love the fact that they voted for him. They deserve everything their about to "get". Ground News below aggregates the content of the 25 recent stories on this and produces bias analysis. NYC first lady Rama Duwaji apologizes for "terrorist" social media content Ground News April 16, 2026 She said the posts from her tee
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