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Cornell president to attend Spritzler School of Offensive Driving.
OMG, I don't want to use the R word but he's begging for it. The kids were practically begging to be run over and he manages to only flatten one foot. Next time, he'll have the proper training. Cornell president accused of injuring 2 students in parking lot after Israel debate clash By Chris Bradford, NY Post Published May 5, 2026, 5:36 a.m. ET The president of Cornell University allegedly ran over the foot of one student and injured another during a heated parking lot clash
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57 minutes ago3 min read
The lesson of NYC crime dropping is that ‘no bail’ is a terrible mistake
The lesson of NYC crime dropping is that ‘no bail’ is a terrible mistake By Jim Quinn Published May 4, 2026 Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch released new crime statistics indicating that, compared to last April, crime in New York City last month was down 9.5% overall. That is very good news, and kudos are due to her and to the men and women of the NYPD. But before we start popping the champagne corks, we have to understand that comparing statistics year over year obscures th
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1 hour ago3 min read
Giant private equity funds new Claude AI company for midsized businesses.
If those whores are involved it's going to be really big! I'm in! Anthropic is launching a $1.5 billion enterprise AI company with Goldman Sachs and Blackstone The new standalone company will embed Claude into midsized businesses, backed by a consortium including Apollo, General Atlantic, and Sequoia Capital By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Published 21 hours ago Anthropic announced Monday the formation of a new enterprise AI services firm with Blackstone, Hellman & Friedman, an
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1 hour ago2 min read
Supreme Court Temporarily Restores Access to Abortion Pill by Mail
The Supremes has not morphed into the right wing echo chamber many had feared. Smart ruling. BTW, of Voldemorts many misteps, repealing R v W remains among his top blunders (at least in my book). Supreme Court Temporarily Restores Access to Abortion Pill by Mail A lower-court ruling had reinstated a Food and Drug Administration requirement that patients visit a health care provider in person to obtain mifepristone. By Ann E. Marimow and Pam Belluck, NY Times May 4, 2026 The
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1 hour ago4 min read
New York Times Wins 3 Pulitzer Prizes
I think I'm going to throw up. And the award for the most self indulgent woke scandal sheet goes to! And I ended up with a big "nothing". New York Times Wins 3 Pulitzer Prizes The Washington Post won the award for public service, considered the most prestigious of the Pulitzers, for its coverage of the Trump administration’s overhaul of federal agencies. By Katie Robertson, NY Post May 4, 2026 The New York Times won three Pulitzer Prize awards on Monday, including for an inve
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14 hours ago5 min read
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