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9 minutes ago0 min read
Private-Equity Firms Are Sitting on a Nine-Year Backlog
I know you're impatient. You went into that PE deal hoping to be out in 4-5 years. Well strap in; it's going to be a long ride. One that's not particularly profitable...at least for you. Deal with it. Nobody likes a whiner. The Sprizler Report. Owned 100% by the Russian mob. Private-Equity Firms Are Sitting on a Nine-Year Backlog Investors’ artificial-intelligence worries weigh on efforts to exit software holdings By Mark Maurer, WSJ July 7, 2026 12:09 pm ET The private-eq
snitzoid
16 minutes ago3 min read
Are the rich getting richer and the poor getting screwed?
This chart was published by the Visual Capitalist today. It tells a fairly typical story: the rich are doing great and the poor are making little progress. Any good progressive is all over this crap. Only one problem. It tells the wrong story. James Sullivan (A Notre Dame economist) is one of the leaders in the field of consumption economics. Sullivan argues (& is often quoted by John Kennedy, Paul Ryan and other GOP politicos) that what matters is what people consume. You s
snitzoid
2 hours ago1 min read
Are socialist influencer's wealthy themselves?
Listen, the fact that I have estates all seven continents does not mean I was born into privilege. I'm simply a con artist. Sorry, a successful con artist. It is true however I own a Gulfstream G700 and have ordered a new McLaren W1. No stupid, the G700 is the jet.
snitzoid
7 hours ago1 min read
How Far Would a Daughter Go to Save Her Aging Parents From Self-Neglect?
I have made it abundantly clear to our children, Muffy, Middleton and Murgatroid that they can ship my ass to some memory care facility if they like, I will continue to produce the Report! How Far Would a Daughter Go to Save Her Aging Parents From Self-Neglect? Millions of adult children face agonizing decisions when their parents can no longer care for themselves By Clare Ansberry, WSJ July 4, 2026 11:04 am ET Nonie Heystek’s dad and stepmother were showing signs of dementi
snitzoid
8 hours ago5 min read
Jimmy Kimmel joins Obama-produced HBO show to mock Trump
Obama and the rest of Hollywood's illuminati are happy to spend their energy throwing spears at the Dark Lord. Of course that's never worked and doesn't move the dial. Do they generate political gravitas to produce some reasonable Democratic contenders for our highest office or Congress? No we get Graham Platner, AOC, Mamdani and more progressive savants. They threaten the financial interests of big tech, AI, energy and defense industries who will rally behind the GOP to prot
snitzoid
8 hours ago2 min read
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