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The Dark Lord fires up the Blockade!
OMG, Our boys are playing Wagner. I love this sh-t! U.S. Blockade of Strait of Hormuz Takes Effect The U.S. military blockade was officially under way after peace talks ended without an agreement American military forces began blockading maritime traffic attempting to enter and leave Iranian ports on Monday, setting up a risky new showdown after weekend peace talks in Pakistan ended without an agreement. More than 15 U.S. warships are in place to support the operation, accor
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12 hours ago2 min read
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OMG, you mean Voldemort can't blow the Pontiff a little sheet!
Do you think this post is funny? I don't find any humor in it. I suppose the Isrealis do. But many in the Tribe aren't huge fans to begin with...I mean of the Pope. For Christs sake! Are you that clueless. Sorry...that was very insensitive me. Again...very sorry. Trump makes wild claim defending Jesus-like AI post, refuses to apologize to Pope Leo over Iran war dispute By Josh Christenson and Emily Goodin Published April 13, 2026 Updated April 13, 2026, 4:12 p.m. ET Pres
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14 hours ago3 min read
Katy Perry forced to deny Ruby Rose’s sexual assault allegations: ‘Reckless lies’
First of all, I do not find the visual of Katy Perry sexually assaulting another "hot" actress the least bit stimulating. If you do...I'm sickened. Have you no moral compass you sick f-ck! Katy Perry forced to deny Ruby Rose’s sexual assault allegations: ‘Reckless lies’ By Eric Todisco, NY Post Published April 13, 2026, 1:51 p.m. ET Katy Perry has denied Ruby Rose’s accusations that the singer sexually assaulted her two decades ago. The “Orange Is the New Black” actress, 40
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14 hours ago3 min read
Iran doesn’t have ‘military means’ to keep up fight against US and Israel: ex-Pakistani official
Ok, here goes the "broken record". This will likely get worked out. We may need to blow up a few Iranian power plants...who cares. No open Straits, Iran's economy goes bye bye and the lights literally go out. Or they have the option for their surviving leaders to make mountains of money and retire like kings. Hmmm....I wonder what will happen? The suspense is killing me. Iran doesn’t have ‘military means’ to keep up fight against US and Israel: ex-Pakistani official By Ca
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Humans Are Losing the Fight Against Flying Fish
There's nothing like the thrill of chasing a flying Asian Carp in your fishing boat. And of course it means nothing if you can't document the experience with your DJI drone. Humans Are Losing the Fight Against Flying Fish Asian carp have been hurtling into boaters throughout the Heartland, where some now wear helmets and cups for protection; ‘darn near knocked me out’ By Jeanne Whalen, WSJ April 8, 2026 12:00 pm ET Clint Carter was enjoying the sunshine and gentle rocking
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6 days ago4 min read
Should we tax the rich? More?
She she ever stop. That bitch Elizabeth Warren is forever lambasting me in the news just because I own a few small jets and 4 or 5 estates. Most of those are domiciled in the United States. Besides I creates jobs give give generously to UNICEF.
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6 days ago1 min read
Snitz's global fat people roundup!
Decided to fire up Claude and take a deep dive into the subcutaneous fat layer. Buckle up. We're going in! Quick overview: The US is less "Manatee" than the Pacific Islands. Compared to the EU we are about 40% more obese (varies by nation). Japan is a lean mean fighting machine. Although the chart below puts the US obesity rate at 36% it's recently trending slightly above 40%. This is driving our sky high rates of chronic disease and health costs. Here's the scatterplot
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6 days ago2 min read
Claude AI's revenue triples in three months! Surpasses ChatGPT?
As you may know, Anthropic is the parent that owns Claude AI my chatbot of choice. Speaking of which I had the chatbot compare itself to the competition below. Anthropic gets closer to Google and Broadcom — and says its revenue has tripled in 3 months New compute capacity, drawing on Google's TPU chips, is set to come online in 2027 as Anthropic's run-rate revenue has more than tripled since late 2025 By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Published 23 hours ago Anthropic has signed a
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Looks like Iran survived the evening.
I know. As much as you were hoping to see some real fireworks last night it's probably better that Voldemort put the six guns back in the holster for the time being. Lord Voldemort doing his best imitation of John Wayne. Lee Marvin playing the ...actually I'm not sure who's in charge over there? Trump declares Iran cease-fire deal could lead to ‘Golden Age of the Middle East,’ boasts ‘big money will be made’ By Victor Nava and Chris Bradford Published April 8, 2026, 4:38 a.m
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7 days ago3 min read
Pope Leo XIV Goes to War
Voldemort is sending the Gerald Ford Naval group to Anzio, Italy. "If the pontiff doesn't shut the f-ck up I'll send the Vatican back to the stone age". Pope Leo XIV Goes to War The pontiff wrongly suggests that pacifism is the sole acceptable moral position. By William McGurn, WSJ April 6, 2026 5:18 pm ET At the Easter Sunday celebration in the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square, Pope Leo XIV delivered a bracing message about the war in Iran: “Let those who have the power to unle
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7 days ago3 min read
Having repeated orgasms in Pilates class.
Listen I'd like to believe Sarah is reaching the height of sexual ecstasy in Pilates class. Hey who wouldn't be rooting for her. Sadly, I think this is a clever ruse to deceive the public. I wouldn't be surprised to find she's not the least bit stimulated and is ... sorry...forgive me...faking it. The lack of honestly here is an affront to all decent people. What people will do to generate clicks. Hey, why do I feature this type of filth on the Report. Don't look my way.
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7 days ago4 min read
How Young Adults Are Getting Priced Out Fast
My advice? Live in Cleveland. The weather sucks, there's nothing to do and ...but the important thing is it's affordable. You can afford to be miserable. April 07, 2026 How Young Adults Are Getting Priced Out Fast World Population Review Housing, wages, and opportunity drifting further apart. For decades, the formula was simple: work hard, get ahead. Today, it’s breaking down. Across the world, young people are earning more education—but less ground. Housing costs outpace
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7 days ago4 min read
Gallup-what are American's top concerns?
It's true. I have been compared to Alfred E Newman. April 7, 2026 Welcome to Front Page, where we break down Gallup's latest insights on our constantly evolving world. Here are the five insights you shouldn't miss this week: 1. Healthcare Leads U.S. Concerns by 10 Points Bar Chart: Americans' worries about key issues, 2026. The Data: Sixty-one percent of Americans say they worry a great deal about the availability and affordability of healthcare, more than any other domestic
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7 days ago2 min read
Billionaire’s dream wedding to Penthouse Pet in tatters!
Yes, you're drawn to this trash like a moth to the flame. On a positive note, Lavie may once aspire to be the future Mrs. Belichick. Billionaire’s dream wedding in tatters as judge makes bombshell ruling on Penthouse Pet: ‘Nightmare’ By Jeremy Louwerse, NY Post Published April 6, 2026 The wedding between billionaire Stephen Cloobeck and the Penthouse Pet accused of shaking down rich old men for money took a dramatic turn when she pleaded not guilty in a Los Angeles courtroom
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Apr 60 min read
Looks like we blew up Iran's IRGC today? What's the IRGC?
So what is the IRGC. Below is a summary completed by Claude AI. More details follow below the Fox News Story. The IRGC is the conflict's central strategic variable. It controls Iran's ballistic missiles, its proxy network (which extends Strait of Hormuz leverage and regional escalation capacity), its internal security, and now its political succession. Killing its leaders hasn't broken it — the decentralized structure means it reconstitutes, and arguably becomes more ideologi
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Apr 64 min read
I Give Up on These Defeatists
Andy is not wrong. I Give Up on These Defeatists From ‘No Kings’ and Iran to data centers, too many Americans are fighting progress. By Andy Kessler, WSJ April 5, 2026 3:50 pm ET President Trump in Washington, April 1. Alex Brandon/Pool/Getty Images I can’t stand all the defeatism. After a few short weeks, multiple New York Times columnists used the word “quagmire” to describe Iran. Really? No navy, few launchers, dwindling missiles and drones, plus nukes under rubble, yet th
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Apr 64 min read
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