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Malcolm Gladwell says more police means less crime. Is he right?
What didn't work: The BLM movement and defund the police. Nor do Police Unions that make it almost impossible to fire bad cops. What does work: Most cops do more good than not. Interesting factoid: Until the 1970s, US minorities had similar crime rates to other ethnic groups. They also had similar co-habitation rates (two parent households). What changed is an interesting question. Slavery while terrible apparently didn't doom African Americans to high crime neighborhoods fo
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46 minutes ago5 min read
Snitz mansplains Socialism by looking at East v West Germany?
Listen, that "stuff" you have. I'd prefer it be owned by the Spritzler Report. Please give generously and for god's sake don't whine about it. "To me according to my limitless needs, from you according to how much blood I can suck from a turnip".
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59 minutes ago1 min read
Police called to remove family of 3-year-old from Florida soccer game
OMG, life is a contact sport. There's nothing more pathetic than some pre schoolers who don't like being shoved. Grow a pair and perhaps consider juicing with some T. Police called to remove family of 3-year-old from Florida soccer game Robert Klemko, ESPN Sports Oct 26, 2026 A Florida youth soccer organizer called police this past weekend to remove the family of a 3-year-old boy who the organizer said was pushing other players. But in body camera footage of the police respo
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1 hour ago2 min read
Landmark study finds three in four NFL players die with CTE
I'm not going to sit here and allow a bunch of scientists to malign our nation's greatest sports simply because a few brains got scrambled. Go ahead. Say it! I'm waiting. You can't make an ____? Landmark study finds three in four NFL players die with CTE The staggering new estimate is based on an analysis of thousands of former players’ medical records By Jackie Flynn Mogensen edited by Claire Cameron, Scientific American Oct 28, 2026 American football can be brutal. Scienti
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1 hour ago4 min read
Bibi in nailbiter! He may squeak by.
It's like Bush v Gore, except that both candidates are right wing. I'm on the edge of my seat. So is Iran. Either way they're f-cked...however Bibi is slightly more likely to bring on the heavy artillery (literally). Netanyahu’s Likud leads Israeli election count with 27% of vote as ballots continue to be tallied By Reuven Fenton, NY Post Published Oct. 28, 2026 Updated Oct. 28, 2026, 5:42 a.m. ET JERUSALEM — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party was leading Israe
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9 hours ago2 min read
Ex-FBI official weeps as she appears in court to face charges of lying to Congress about Hunter Biden laptop
Oh please! Show a little stick. It's not that bad. You get three squares and visiting hours have greatly improved. Jill will stop by for the holidays. Ex-FBI official weeps as she appears in court to face charges of lying to Congress about Hunter Biden laptop By Thomas English and Victor Nava, NY Post Published Oct. 27, 2026 WASHINGTON – Former FBI official Nikki Floris broke down in tears outside a federal courtroom Tuesday during a preliminary hearing on charges that she a
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10 hours ago3 min read
OMG Colo might raise their state income tax!
I had to withstand a bad snow year in 2026 and then this. I'm stuck claiming my residence in Illinois! Gov Fatso wins again. Big Tax-and-Spend Stakes in Colorado A pair of ballot measures would begin to turn the state into California. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 27, 2026 While its politics and culture have drifted left, Colorado remains a relatively low-tax oasis. Progressives are seeking to change that with two measures on the November ballot that would gut the state’s
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10 hours ago3 min read
Mom arrested after leaving kids at home during Vegas trip?
This is a lot to process. I'd like to know which sibling dropped the dumbell on their younger sibling. In the final analysis, I blame the children. Disturbing family details emerge about mom arrested for leaving 4 kids home alone during Vegas jaunt By Georgia Worrell, NY Post Published Oct. 27, 2026 The Florida mom accused of leaving her four kids home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for nearly a week filed for divorce against her allegedly abusive husband just last month
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17 hours ago3 min read
Executions in the US are soaring?
I'm torn here. One one hand I can not forgive the way Nordberg was visiously cut down in his prime. On the other, he was played by OJ. See How the Death Penalty in the U.S. Is Changing as Executions Soar States turn to older and newer methods amid lethal-injection drug shortages, while public opinion shows complex shifts By Scott Calvert and Brian McGill, WSJ Updated Oct. 18, 2026 Capital punishment is back in the national spotlight at a time when executions in the U.S. hav
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18 hours ago3 min read
UC Berkley prof refuses to grade student's homework. "No point" w AI?
This guy is a fricken Fields Medal winner. Even I don't have one of those. God knows I deserve one. UC Berkeley professor refuses to grade his students’ homework after noticing worrying trend: ‘No point’ By Zain KhanNY Post Published Oct. 25, 2026 A UC Berkeley professor has stopped grading students’ homework for correctness after noticing artificial intelligence tools were helping them rack up top marks. Richard Borcherds, a renowned mathematician who received the prestigiou
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18 hours ago3 min read
Spritzler Tech will teach you how to get a job in US Manufacturing!
Sure you can go to MIT and graduate with no skills and a mountain of debt or you can become an unpaid apprentice at the Spritzler School of Technology and take charge of your future. You're welcome. U.S. Manufacturing Is Adding Jobs Again, but the Hiring Rules Have Changed While factory employment is on the rise, a shift toward high-tech automation is creating roles with greater barriers to entry By Konrad Putzier, WSJ Oct. 25, 2026 8:00 pm ET U.S. manufacturers have added 72
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18 hours ago5 min read
Snitz explains the Mormons
I know, you watched the Book of Morman and now consider yourself an expert...plus you have a terrific sense of humor. Give me a break. Nobody understands religions like a Jew. No brag just fact. Ken and I manspain this...even you will "get it". Go ahead and consider multiple wives...it's all good.
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18 hours ago1 min read
How more is land worth for raising cattle vs a data center?
This is killing me. I need to get my foot in the door and drain this bucket of endless cash.
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Oct 171 min read
AI-generated women are ripping off comics to promote porn sites
Once again, I think the late Norm Macdonald put this issue in perspective. Fake babes, stolen jokes: AI-generated women are ripping off comics to promote porn sites By Ariel Zilber, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2026, 6:24 p.m. ET A crop of busty, AI-generated women is reportedly stealing jokes from real stand-up comedians — racking up millions of views on Instagram while steering fans toward adult subscription sites including OnlyFans and Fanvue. The digitally manufactured hott
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Oct 173 min read
Tom Cruise's new movie becomes the biggest money loser of all time?
Hey, I like a woke preachy climate change narrative as much as the next guy...but did they have to make Cruise resemble Gov Fatso? Why Tom Cruise’s Digger flopped at the box office Tuesday, October 13, 2026 Ross Clark, The Spectator Has climate hysteria finally run its course? I ask because the latest Hollywood blockbuster on the subject seems to have bombed. Digger, in which Tom Cruise plays an oil tycoon so intent on drilling that he causes an ice shelf off Greenland to col
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Oct 173 min read
Stop crying
OMG, everywhere people sobbing like newborns. Grow a pair people. Show some stick.
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Oct 161 min read
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Oct 160 min read
Alaska Considers Economic Suicide
Alaska Considers Economic Suicide The state has prospered under Trump, and the vulnerable Sen. Dan Sullivan deserves credit. By Kimberley A. Strassel, WSJ Oct. 15, 2026 5:32 pm ET ‘Build the line! Build the line! Build the line!” The chant roars through the sports center as Sen. Dan Sullivan revs up the crowd. It’s unleashed again when President Trump occupies the stage for his Tuesday midterm rally. The crowd is cheering a proposed 800-mile liquefied-natural-gas pipeline tha
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Oct 165 min read
Should you get some Meta AI RayBans?
Hey, they're $449 but you can video tape people without their knowledge and unleash your own brand of AI fun on the world. You're reading the Report, which means....you're an early adopter. What are you waiting for! Besides, if not for yourself do it for Zuck! Oh, here's the link. Grab your credit card. https://www.ray-ban.com/usa/ray-ban-meta-ai-glasses/gen-3?nis=5&ch=1
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Oct 161 min read
John Kass to shut down website
A great journalist. Sad to see him sidelined by illness. John Kass to shut down website By Monica Eng, Justin Kaufmann and Carrie Shepherd, Axios News Oct 16, 2026 Longtime political columnist John Kass says he's ending his independent news site after suffering five strokes in three years. Why it matters: Kass has been a prominent and sometimes polarizing voice in Chicago journalism for decades, first at the Chicago Tribune and more recently through his own conservative web
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Oct 161 min read
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