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The Spritlzer School for the gifted.
High-Earner Families Are Ditching Traditional Schools for Life Skills and AI People who can afford to send their grade-school kids anywhere are choosing new alternative education By Katherine Bindley, WSJ July 3, 2026 9:00 pm ET High-income parents are increasingly choosing alternative K-8 schools that emphasize life skills, entrepreneurial thinking and AI-based learning. There was nothing wrong with the Madison, N.J., public school Ankur Jain’s 11-year-old son attended: Arja
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30 minutes ago5 min read
Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16
The average American teenager spends over three hours per day reading the Spritzler Report, having their brain filled with tabloid propaganda. No wonder their addicted to cheap drugs and sex. Sorry, I meant cheap sex and drugs. Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16 By Jeffrey Gottfried and Monica Anderson, Pew Research July 1, 2026 Nearly six-in-ten U.S. adults support banning anyone under the age of 16 from using social media sites, according
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36 minutes ago3 min read
Voldemort puts the hammer down on commies at Mt Rushmore!
There is nothing more patriotic than spanking the bare bottom of a dirty commie bastard under the lights of Mount Rushmore. Trump rails against ‘mortal threat’ of communism during America 250 Mount Rushmore speech By Victor Nava and Nicholas McEntyre Updated July 4, 2026 President Trump warned Friday that communism poses a “mortal threat” to the country during a speech at Mount Rushmore on the eve of America’s 250th birthday. “As we approach this magnificent anniversary, we s
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44 minutes ago3 min read
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52 minutes ago0 min read
Report troops occupy Kharg Island
Commander T "Tiger" Spritzkoph announced early this morning that the 18 hole links located on Iran's Kharg Island was now controlled by Report staff after approx 47 IRGC fighters were neutralized by a giant 4th of July Blast.
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57 minutes ago1 min read
In San Francisco, Even $180,000 Tech Salaries Are No Longer Enough
Honestly, Katrine would be more than welcome in Cottonmouth, Mississippi. We're just a bunch of non woke god fearing Christians down here. Plus we could set the couple up in a double wide for a great price. Did I mention that Hank and Earl are identical twins? In San Francisco, Even $180,000 Tech Salaries Are No Longer Enough As OpenAI and Anthropic prepare to go public, tech workers making six figures are grousing that they cannot compete with the new A.I. elite. Some doubt
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15 hours ago6 min read
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