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U.S. Strikes 16 Iranian Mine-Laying Vessels Near Oil Route
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Sorry wrong movie! Iran Live Updates: U.S. Says It Struck 16 Iranian Mine-Laying Vessels Near Oil Route John IsmayLiam StackHelene CooperEric Schmitt and Euan Ward, NY Times March 10, 2026 Here’s the latest. Amid concerns that Iran plans to choke off the world’s access to oil, the U.S. military said Tuesday that its forces had attacked 16 Iranian mine-laying vessels near a major oil route. The U.S. Central Command said on social med
snitzoid
1 hour ago3 min read
How does Voldemort's approval rating compare to Obama or Bush at this point in their terms?
Shocker. Even though the poll was conducted by CNN, the left leaning new outlets didn't cover. Doesn't follow their narrative. Trump 2nd term approval higher than Obama, Bush within their parties: CNN poll Trump's approval among Republicans is 86%, higher than Bush and Obama, while overall U.S. approval remains in the high 30s to low 40s with strong disapproval. President Donald Trump's approval rating within the Republican Party is 86%, higher than Barack Obama's and George
snitzoid
2 hours ago1 min read
Why the Iran war may come down to the control of one tiny island
Kharg island is a singular choke point for Iranian oil. It would be fairly easy to stop any and all tanker traffic from leaving the island, effectively shuttering Iran's ability to export oil and crippling its oil based economy. On the other hand, the key to Voldemort's "winning" is to get traffic going again on the Straits of Hormuz. Suspect that happens when Iran agrees to a Venezuela like deal. We pull sanctions off their oil shipments, they knock off the sheet and the ne
snitzoid
3 hours ago3 min read
TSA Security Lines Are Dragging On for Hours, and Airports Say to Brace for More
Honestly, don't tell me you still fly commercial. Isn't your time worth anything? BTW, I love our pilot Frans. TSA Security Lines Are Dragging On for Hours, and Airports Say to Brace for More Airport security workers have been working without pay after Department of Homeland Security’s funding lapsed last month By Allison Pohle, WSJ March 9, 2026 3:11 pm ET A partial government shutdown is contributing to hourslong security checkpoint delays at airports. Airports are warning
snitzoid
6 hours ago2 min read
Which states gained and lost residents?
I'm proud that Illinois is one of the "red" states. Less people more for me. In terms of absolute numbers of folks who moved the three states showing the greatest losses are Calif, Illinois and NY. Which are also run by the biggest douchebags.
snitzoid
8 hours ago1 min read
Can the US Navy really defend the Strait of Hormuz?
If this doesn't turn out with the US smelling like a rose I will literally eat the Spritzler Report whole. Unless I'm wrong...in which case... Can the US Navy really defend the Strait of Hormuz? Ben Clerkin, The Spectator Tuesday, March 10, 2026 George W. Bush’s war haunts Donald Trump, who is now calling the Iranian operation a “little excursion”. But Iran differs from Iraq in one significant way: Bush spent years fending off accusations that he had invaded for oil, whereas
snitzoid
9 hours ago4 min read
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