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What's the cheapest way to ship something & can trains go up hills?
Welcome to Dr Spritzler's Science YouTube Channel. What James May is getting at, in addition to some cool physics is the fact that trains and tankers are by far the most efficient way to move things or transport cargo (as Claude describes below). Here's roughly how they stack up, in BTU needed to move one ton of cargo one mile (log scale, since the spread is huge): F-150 pickup (gas): ~4,600 BTU/ton-mile — based on DOE/ORNL data for large pickups (~38.5 gal per 1,000 ton-mil
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22 minutes ago1 min read
Trump Sees Race Against China as Key Issue on AI Regulation
I'm with the Dark Lord on this one. Trump Sees Race Against China as Key Issue on AI Regulation President defends minimal regulation and stresses need to keep lead as tech executives raise alarms about breakneck development By James Romoser, Meridith McGraw and Amrith Ramkumar, WSJ Updated Sept. 13, 2026 President Trump and AI adviser David Sacks defended the administration’s minimal regulation strategy after top AI executives endorsed a slowdown. WASHINGTON—President Trump a
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3 hours ago3 min read
Yes, Children Really Are Getting Dumber
It's time to open the Spritzler School for the Gifted. Children will be admitted with only a pencil, a class uniform and the desire not to be jolted by our patented 110 volt shock generator. Keeps it "fresh". Yes, Children Really Are Getting Dumber Covid shutdowns, grade inflation and now AI are degrading the quality of American education. By Allysia Finley, WSJ Sept. 13, 2026 11:47 am ET Listening to my 7-year-old nephew sounding out words last week, a dark thought occurred
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3 hours ago4 min read
I'm sorry. I must do a tribute to Howard Cosell.
Ok, you pathetic children who've never heard of him. He was at one time the world's great and most pompous sportscaster. Billy Crystal capturing the true Howard. In fact Howard was so full of himself, he cast him in Bananas. Howard was a great sport and was happy to be lampooned. Anything to get his face in front of a camera.
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4 hours ago1 min read
Which country cranks out STEM graduates.
I know this will seem odd, but our nation needs more people studying gender differences, diversity and mindfulness. China is missing the boat by generating armies of engineers and removing barriers for businesses to innovate. Sure they'll run the world, most in Gen Z & Millennials will work for a Chinese conglomerate but...we'll be more psychologically "centered". That is until we realize our economy is getting squeezed like Germany is experiencing now. Never mind. Forgot
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5 hours ago5 min read
How to prevent motion sickness
I start each morning in Gurnee! Yup, the Home of Six Flags Great America. A few trips on the Death Mountain Express and I'm good to go. Is Motion Sickness Preventable? Experts say there are ways to stave off that dreaded queasy feeling. By Allessandra DiCorato, NY Times Aug. 18, 2026 Q: I often feel carsick while traveling. What are the best ways to prevent or treat motion sickness? Historically associated with sailors reacting to the pitch, roll and yaw of ships, motion sic
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10 hours ago4 min read
Here’s What It’s Like to Retire to a Low-Tax State
Thomas Spritzler shown at one of his 5 estates. "It's none of your f-cking business where I choose to live or what I pay in taxes. Nor should you be resentful simply because I spend more in one day on my landscaping than you do in an entire year. I'm a special snowflake". Here’s What It’s Like to Retire to a Low-Tax State Seven retirees open up about their finances and how they spend their time By Veronica Dagher and Anne Tergesen, WSJ Sept. 12, 2026 8:00 pm ET Many Americ
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10 hours ago8 min read


Tesla Is Reclaiming the U.S. EV Market as Legacy Automakers Retreat
Hey, I'm as patriotic as the next guy but I'd rather own a BYD (which I can't buy because Voldemort is angry at Xi). I guess that Covid thing pissed him off. And so I need to suffer? Is that fair? Tesla Is Reclaiming the U.S. EV Market as Legacy Automakers Retreat U.S. EV sales remain depressed, but Tesla’s market share has recovered from its 2025 nadir By Christopher Otts, WSJ Sept. 12, 2026 9:00 pm ET Tesla’s share of the U.S. electric-vehicle market rose to 52% in 2026 t
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10 hours ago4 min read
NY high school senior suspended for bringing cup of coffee to class
Damn right, Julie is a client of the Spritzler Media Group! Sure she could have dumped the java out and you'd never have heard of her. That wouldn't have benefited anyone! Instead she got some expert guidance and will be on the Today Show this morning. That's called Spritzler Platinum service, gently guiding your aspiring senior into the spot light and launching their career as an influencer. NY high school senior suspended for bringing cup of coffee to class By Nicholas Mc
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10 hours ago3 min read
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21 hours ago0 min read
The U.S. Electorate’s Changing Racial and Ethnic Makeup
Do you care about any of this crap? NO! What you care about is: The U.S. Electorate’s Changing Racial and Ethnic Makeup The share of eligible voters who are White has declined since 2006, while the Hispanic and Asian shares have nearly doubled ByMark Hugo Lopez, Dalia Fahmy, Alexandra Cahn and Jeffrey S. Passel, PEW Research Roughly 250 million adult U.S. citizens are eligible to vote in the 2026 midterm elections. White Americans make up the majority of these eligible voters
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23 hours ago6 min read
Bill Maher: Can Gen Z or the Dems identify a terrorist?
Very thought provoking. My only difference of interpretation: Israel has done a brilliant job against Hezbollah, Iran, the Houthis and has every right to exterminate any member of Hamas. Was leveling Gaza City an effective tactic? Not sure about that. Could they have done better or come up with better options? I suspect so. That doesn't however mean they've committed genocide and Maher is correct on that point. Is Bill right to call out young people and Dems who refuse to
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1 day ago2 min read
About 8 in 10 Americans take supplements, and many see them as important to their health
About 8 in 10 Americans take supplements, and many see them as important to their health ByEmma Kikuchi and Brian Kennedy, PEW Research About eight-in-ten U.S. adults say they are currently taking at least one supplement for their health, according to a new Pew Research Center survey. And most people who do this say supplements are at least somewhat important to their health. Vitamins and minerals (such as iron, calcium or multivitamins) are by far the most common supplement.
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1 day ago3 min read
Ilhan Omar ‘married her brother’ and could be deported: DHS secretary
Dagnabbit. I hate it when the facts ruin a perfectly good story. There's a small chance that Ms. Omar didn't marry her brother. Ok, fine! If you're going to be a nitpicker, there's a good chance. Talk about ruining my day. The claim that U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar married her biological brother centers on her 2009 legal marriage to British citizen Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. While the rumor has circulated widely and led to scrutiny of her personal records, no conclusive evide
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1 day ago4 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
Is China's control of rare earth materials worse than DEA or polution?
Don't think China America's biggest problem? Bernie Sanders doesn't believe this. He think American economic might is the enemy. Note: This is a deep dive. Don't watch if you can't devote 30 minutes to this.
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2 days ago1 min read
Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Reflecting Pool Failure
Oh boy! The Dark Lord isn't going to like this one bit. He was very much looking forward to throwing America's greatest Olympic paddler in the slammer. OMG...you don't think he's going to apologize to him to you? Nay. Voldemort doesn't do "sorry"! David "Davey" Hearn (born April 17, 1959, Bethesda, MD) is one of the most decorated American whitewater slalom canoeists ever: Olympics: Competed in three Summer Games — 1992 (Barcelona), 1996 (Atlanta), and 2000 (Sydney) — with
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2 days ago6 min read
Does the GOP have more money to spend on key Senate Races?
Shocker! Big Tech, Big Military and the business community is going to make sure Bernie and his misfits don't torch their lives. September spending spree By Hans Nichols, Axios News Sept 11,2026 Republicans are outspending Democrats in almost every battleground Senate race this month as Thune looks to the GOP's cash advantage to help hold his majority. Why it matters: The post-Labor Day rush is here, with $390 million (and climbing) of Senate campaign ads headed for voters' T
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2 days ago2 min read
Is the GOP outspending the Dems in key Senate races?
Shocker. Like I said, Big Tech and Big Military don't want Bernie and his friends running the show. September spending spree By Hans Nichols, Axios News Sept 11, 2026 Republicans are outspending Democrats in almost every battleground Senate race this month as Thune looks to the GOP's cash advantage to help hold his majority. Why it matters: The post-Labor Day rush is here, with $390 million (and climbing) of Senate campaign ads headed for voters' TVs, tablets and phone scre
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
Is Voldemort nuts to tarriff Canada?
The media coverage of this has been pretty worthless. So it's time for Snitz to mansplain this. Strap in. The key questions: Was Canada "f-cking us"? If "yes", how badly were they "fucking" us? Is our relatiatory response a smart tactic or overkill? By itself or in the context of our other geopolitcal moves? I've used both Claude and Gemini to generate some research here. I: Canada was shoving it up our tuchus? Yes. There are some longstanding, substantive complaints that pr
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2 days ago3 min read
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