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Data Analysis of the State of the Iranian Conflict
This is obviously a biased piece, but not without some merit. Voldemort's chief objective now must be to provide an insurance umbrella to get the Strait of Hormuz open and oil prices stabilized. Also to continue to reduce drone attacks launched by Iran. I've added a chart below showing the data for attacks. DataRepublican Mar 08, 2026 FACT 1: Iran’s missile capability has been functionally destroyed. As of Day 6, Adm. Brad Cooper (CENTCOM) confirmed Iranian missile attacks d
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43 minutes ago5 min read
The Long-Feared Persian Gulf Oil Squeeze Is Upon Us
Until the Straits of Hormuz are opened again to oil traffic the shit's going to hit the fan. Sorry, I meant the drone may hit the tanker. The Long-Feared Persian Gulf Oil Squeeze Is Upon Us Traffic through the Strait of Hormuz has ground to a virtual halt, unleashing the most severe energy crisis since the 1970s and threatening the global economy By Joe Wallace, Summer Said, Rebecca Feng and Georgi Kantchev, WSJ March 8, 2026 The effective closure of the Strait of Hormuz has
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4 hours ago8 min read
Jesse Jackson’s son blasts Obama, Biden for using father’s memorial to take shots at Trump
He did spend a little time in the Joint, but he's still a great American as are the folks who grandstand when given the slightest opportunity. Then again, they learned from the best...Jackson Senior. In 2013, Jesse Jackson Jr. pleaded guilty to federal charges of fraud and making false statements. He was accused of misusing approximately $750,000 in campaign funds for personal expenses. He was sentenced to 2.5 years in federal prison. His wife, Sandi Jackson, also pleaded gu
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5 hours ago2 min read
AI data centers are America's next political fight. Big Tech is ready
I don't understand why people insist on standing in the way of progress. AI data centers are America's next political fight. Big Tech is ready AI firms including Anthropic and OpenAI are mobilizing political groups to pour at least $150 million into elections this year By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, Quartz Media Mar 6, 2025 Once people in his Republican-leaning Virginia legislative district stopped shutting their doors in his face last year, Democrat John McAuliff realized he had u
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5 hours ago6 min read
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s son Mojtaba Khamenei named Iran’s next supreme leader
It would be ironic if Khamenei's son joins his dad later this week. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s son Mojtaba Khamenei named Iran’s next supreme leader By Anna Young, NY Post Published March 8, 2026 Mojtaba Khamenei — the son of slain Iranian leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei — has been tapped as the regime’s next supreme leader, Iranian state media announced Sunday. The 56-year-old new leader — who has been dismissed by President Trump as a “lightweight” — was chosen by the nation’s
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18 hours ago1 min read
Betting odds on Iran
Below is from Polymarket
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18 hours ago1 min read
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