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Was Iran actually close to having nukes when we attacked?
The French believed that to be the case. Of course that wouldn't be a big problem...Iran's leaders are reasonable people would never use them.
snitzoid
6 hours ago1 min read
Why the US will never let China invade Taiwan
The US and Japan would carve up Xi like a Thanksgiving Turkey if he messed with Taiwan (our vital interests)? Claude: Where are TSMC's plants located. The overwhelming majority are in Taiwan. TSMC's six 12-inch GIGAFAB fabs, four 8-inch fabs, and one 6-inch fab are all in Taiwan, clustered in a few science parks running down the island's west coast: Hsinchu, Taichung, Tainan, and Kaohsiung. Hsinchu is the headquarters and R&D hub, Tainan (Southern Taiwan Science Park) houses
snitzoid
8 hours ago1 min read
The Unexpected Cost of Pet Care Has Young Adults Rethinking Their Finances
This is so unfair. At least you don't need to send Muffy (the feline) to Cornell (with a can of mace). Plus they may shit on your furniture but don't end up drunk in the ER after prom. The Unexpected Cost of Pet Care Has Young Adults Rethinking Their Finances Pet ownership among Gen Z has spiked, but many are unprepared for the inevitable vet bills By Oyin Adedoyin, WSJ Sept. 5, 2026 When we found blood in our cat Gumdrop’s stool earlier this year, my boyfriend, Ean, and I ru
snitzoid
8 hours ago5 min read
Seattle’s Mayor Ran as a Socialist. Then She Ran Into Reality.
Listen, is it just me? She looks like the communist version of Marian the Libarian. Seattle’s Mayor Ran as a Socialist. Then She Ran Into Reality. Katie Wilson’s progressive agenda has been hobbled by a string of violence, a budget deficit and turmoil inside City Hall; ‘Welcome to government.’ By Jared Mitovich, WSJ Oct. 2, 2026 10:00 pm ET Katie Wilson taking the oath of office as Seattle’s new mayor in January. Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson proposed a city budget with no new t
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8 hours ago5 min read
Climate-change zealots are wrong about hurricanes
The heavy stuff isn't coming for quite a while! Climate-change zealots are wrong about hurricanes Matt Ridley, The Spectator Oct 4, 2026 A remarkable weather record was broken recently. The equinox came and went this September and yet not a single hurricane had formed all year in the entire Atlantic Ocean. It’s the first time this has happened since 1914 – which was back before the satellite era, when hurricanes were more likely to go unrecorded. September is normally peak hu
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8 hours ago4 min read
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9 hours ago0 min read
Record-Low 31% Say College Education Is 'Very Important'?
Cornell is just another example of an elite college destroying it's brand. Education at $100k/year, trending unsafe place for women and difficulty getting hired unless your STEM? Do they or any of the 1st or 2nd tier schools recognise this? Or are they woke dynasours clinging on to their past glory. Record-Low 31% Say College Education Is 'Very Important' Decline spans major subgroups; women, Democrats and people of color remain most positive by Megan Brenan, Gallup WASHINGT
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
NYC doom loop? More like boom loop — as Manhattan office space fills up
I had Claude check. Chicago isn't as fortunate. NYC doom loop? More like boom loop — as Manhattan office space fills up By Steve Cuozzo, NY Post Published Oct. 2, 2026, 1:29 p.m. ET The pandemic-era “doom loop” that supposedly threatened New York City’s future turned to a boom loop, as Manhattan’s 450 million square feet of offices are now more full than before the COVID pandemic emptied out skyscraper floors. Three major brokerages found that demand has driven up rents at a
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1 day ago3 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
Americans are over ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes
There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I'm dressing as a Patriot missile. Americans are over ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes By SWNS, NY Post Published Oct. 2, 2026, 1:45 p.m. ET Halloween Humbug: Less than a quarter of Americans are planning to dress up for Halloween this year, according to new research. The survey of 2,000 Americans found that a surprising 76% noted that they are not planning to dress up for Halloween this year. Another almost eight in ten respondents (77
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
Forget Abs. Fit Women Now Want to Show Off Their Biceps.
At the Report we do not believe in objectifying women, however we're reconsidering objectifying their arms. Is that appropriate? Forget Abs. Fit Women Now Want to Show Off Their Biceps. Many are flexing gleefully, including Matt Damon’s double in ‘The Odyssey’ Devyn Dalton Louisa Carannante, 28, a court reporting student says she goes sleeveless ‘pretty much daily.’ By Caitlin Carlson, WSJ Oct. 1, 2026 8:00 pm ET Eighty years ago Rosie the Riveter flexed her biceps in advert
snitzoid
2 days ago4 min read
California Bans Child Marriage, A Practice That’s Still Legal In Dozens Of States
I had Claude fire up a map! BTW: The Report is not available to married couples under the age of 15 and married first cousins. California Bans Child Marriage, A Practice That’s Still Legal In Dozens Of States A bill signed Wednesday closes legal loopholes that permitted the practice to anyone under the age of 18, ending a near 10-year fight. By Nina Golgowski, Huffington Post Oct 1, 2026 California has officially outlawed marriage for anyone under 18, breaking with 32 states
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
Don't forget your bride's name at the alter?
OMG, I know Emma's sister who happens to be a 350 lb midget. I don't understand why the tabloids print this type of contrived innuendo. Groom makes mortifying blunder during wedding ceremony: ‘I’d have to kill him’ By Asia Grace Published Oct. 1, 2026, 11:55 a.m. ET Vowing to love, honor and obey the bride — and not her sister — is the name of game. Nerves are known to get the best of some grooms in the minutes prior to taking the plunge. But when one jittery fella’s big day
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
Hochul appoints AG Letitia James to take over ‘Cornell 7’ gang rape
James announced yesterday that she'll be additionally seeking to indict Lord Voldemort and a coconspirator. "He knows what he did". Besides I wasn't accepted at Cornell and they're going to pay". Hochul appoints AG Letitia James to take over ‘Cornell 7’ gang rape probe after losing faith in upstate DA’s investigation By Allie Griffin and Ella Morrison, NY Post Published Oct. 1, 2026 Gov. Kathy Hochul has directed New York Attorney General Letitia James to take over the crim
snitzoid
2 days ago4 min read
Women blame men more?
The editor of the Spritzler Report is a woman. The data we present is entirely fabricated.
snitzoid
3 days ago1 min read
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3 days ago0 min read
Abandoned Land? Build a Data Center
I've been working the darkside of a coal mine since I was three feet tall. I like being a data center owner better. I'm about to buy my first 911 and with luck a Cessna Citation. Abandoned Land? Build a Data Center Alabama is doing it with closed coal plants, the Virginias with old strip mines. By Jay Reed, WSJ Oct. 1, 2026 4:58 pm ET A data center under construction in Abilene, Texas, Sept. 23, 2025. Shelby Tauber/Reuters Most Americans don’t want a data center next door.
snitzoid
3 days ago2 min read
Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions
You think I take pleasure and reporting this stuff. It goes with the job. There's nothing remotely entertaining about this trash. I think it's time you moved on. BTW, receiving a lethal injection is a terrible way to perish. I mean, to almost perish. Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions By Ella Morrison and Alex Diaz, NY Post Published Sep. 30, 2026 The first woman set to be put to death in Tennessee in o
snitzoid
3 days ago7 min read
McKinsey says AI might push 11 million U.S. workers into entirely new careers by 2035
Like I believe those gonifs over at McKinsey. Besides, on the off chance they're correct I could always transition and become a game show host! McKinsey says AI might push 11 million U.S. workers into entirely new careers by 2035 The consulting firm's research arm says AI and automation could force a workforce shift larger than any in U.S. history By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated September 30, 2026 McKinsey says AI might push 11 million U.S. workers into entirely new ca
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3 days ago2 min read
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