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Snitz mansplains the brilliance of Apple's suit against ChatGPT!
Great video quickly dives into the lawsuit and why this is so critical to both company's ambitions. I'll boil it down for you. Apple is primarily a hardware company not a software developer. Their ecosystem is designed to make it difficult for you to buy a competing brand's products. Open AI which has had a cooperative arrangement with Apple to be the I-Phone's primary AI tool, has decided they want to branch out and start developing hardware (products that compete with Appl
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32 minutes ago3 min read
Snitz examines Chinese AI vs America's big 4 (Claude, ChatGPT, Grok, Gemini)!
I've asked all our AI models to evaluate if China's primary AI engine (Deep Seek) is: 1. as effective as our top platforms, 2. less costly to run, 3. uses less electrical power. The latter is very important as many politicos in this country are critical of the Data Center construction boon and it's impact on our power grid. All our AI models agree that Deep Seek produces results close to their best models. There are some application where it lags (Claude). Where the "close t
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1 hour ago4 min read
A Congressional Campaign Against Jewish Charities?
Said Rabbi Spritzler, "These guys are going straight to hell. Talk about irony. We don't even believe in hell". A Congressional Campaign Against Jewish Charities Democratic lawmakers enlist the GAO to investigate ‘compliance with IRS requirements’ by groups supporting Israel’s presence in the West Bank. By Eugene Kontorovich and Mark Goldfeder, WSJ July 10, 2026 5:45 pm ET Several U.S. charities received letters last month from the Government Accountability Office seeking to
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7 hours ago4 min read
Mick Jagger says fans don’t want political lectures at concerts after Bruce Springsteen’s anti-Trump speeches
My opinion of Jagger just went up 100%. Words of wisdom. Reminds me of what Johnny said. Mick Jagger says fans don’t want political lectures at concerts after Bruce Springsteen’s anti-Trump speeches By Adam Silverstein, NY Post Published July 12, 2026 Mick Jagger says fans don’t come to concerts to hear a political lecture in the wake of Bruce Springsteen’s on-stage speeches targeting President Trump. The Rolling Stones frontman weighed in during an interview on The New York
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7 hours ago2 min read
City moving 110 unvetted male vagrants to converted motel in quiet Brooklyn nabe
Said, Police Comissioner, T Snitz Dumbrowski, "the problem here isn't the thugs living in the facility it's the terrible looking exterior of the hotel. We are moving immediately to improve the athetics with lovely improved facade and street trees". Planned streetscape improvement and exterior painting to be performed by the Spritzer Construction Group. City moving 110 unvetted male vagrants to converted motel in quiet Brooklyn nabe By Gabrielle Fahmy, Rich Calder and Nick L
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7 hours ago3 min read
US unloads military might on Iran after Tehran closes Strait of Hormuz: ‘Now they pay’
US unloads military might on Iran after Tehran closes Strait of Hormuz: ‘Now they pay’ By David Spector, MU Post Updated July 12, 2026 The US unleashed its military might on Iran after the regime attacked a commercial vessel and declared the Strait of Hormuz closed Saturday. “Iran made a poor choice. Now they pay,” Secretary of War Pete Hegseth posted on X. US forces pounded the Islamic Republic late Saturday, striking 140 targets including missile and drone sites, naval ass
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7 hours ago4 min read
US Sen. Lindsey Graham dead at 71 after ‘brief and sudden’ illness
Whether you agreed with his politics or not, nobody every accused him of mincing words or lacking a sense of humor. US Sen. Lindsey Graham dead at 71 after ‘brief and sudden’ illness By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Post Published July 12, 2026 US Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) died Saturday following a brief illness at the age of 71, his office confirmed. “On the evening of Saturday, July 11, U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham passed away from a brief and sudden illness. Senator Graham’s fa
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Iran was poised to jointly run the Middle East before the Shah got bounced.
In short, he overplayed his hand and pissed off the wrong people. To bad for everyone. The overthrow of the Shah of Iran, Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, occurred during the Iranian Revolution of 1978–1979, culminating in his flight from the country on January 16, 1979, and the establishment of the Islamic Republic under Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. It was not caused by a single event but by a broad coalition of grievances that united diverse groups—Islamists, leftists, nationalists,
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24 hours ago2 min read
Jewish popularity among Americans down while Palestinians holds steady?
Listen, I understand we nicked a few Gazans but we're still lovable. I don't understand why our popularity numbers are dropping. We need to hire a new ad agency. Americans’ views of Israelis have grown increasingly negative, but views of Palestinians have held fairly steady By Becka A. Alper and Laura Silver, PEW Research July 9, 2026 The American public’s attitudes toward both the Israeli people and the Israeli government have turned more negative in the past few years. Vie
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1 day ago2 min read
Did the majority of Hispanics vote for Trump?
Nearly half voted for Voldemort. Nearly 70% of Report readers say our tabloid firehose is central to their lives. You're welcome! July 9, 2026 U.S. Hispanics Are Divided on Whether Their Identity Helps or Hurts Them in America Latino Trump voters are less likely than Harris voters to say being Latino is central to their lives By Gabriel Piña, Mark Hugo Lopez, Sahana Mukherjee, Dalia Fahmy and Alexandra Cahn, PEW Research Latino voters who supported President Donald Trump in 2
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1 day ago6 min read
Ex-DHS boss Kristi Noem divorcing husband Bryon after cross-dressing bombshell, mom says
Hey, we do NOT judge here at the report. Maybe her misguided rampage as the DHS Director (including ICE) was fueled by her anger at the unravelling of her marriage. Or her philandering. On second, thought maybe she's a complete jackass who's getting what she deserves. Wait, that sounds like I'm judging Voldemort for selecting her. Oops! Ex-DHS boss Kristi Noem divorcing husband Bryon after cross-dressing bombshell, mom says By Samuel Chamberlain and Steven Nelson, NY Post P
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1 day ago2 min read
Republicans 2 to 1 cash raising advantage. 10 alarm fire?
It's not fair to blame the new DNC Chairman. The Party is selling a product that's unpopular (socialism) and who's key tenants threaten the economic survival of the tech, Energy, AI and military industries. Ergo, trying to regulate, curtail or defund the folks who have the money, the clout and control the tech landscape. Fighting the Mag &, their vassals and the military industrial complex is a fool's errand. Democrats Picked a Chairman From the Grassroots. Now, Some See a
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CENTCOM sends 20 US warships — and two aircraft carriers towards Iran!
OMG, I think the Ghost of John Wayne is.... CENTCOM sends 20 US warships — and two aircraft carriers —toward Iran after Trump threatens to reinstate naval blockade By Caitlin Doornbos, NY Post Published July 10, 2026 The US is redirecting an armada of warships — including two aircraft carriers – toward Iran as President Trump threatens to reinstate the blockade on Iranian ports. Maritime trackers on Friday spotted the USS Abraham Lincoln and USS George H.W. Bush entering the
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2 days ago2 min read
College juice application numbers by requiring fewer essays?
Honestly, do you want to read a personal essay from some 17 year dilettante from Amherst, Mass about their summer as an intern digging ditches in a remote Indian Village? Of course you do! This is just the kind of self indulgent asshole who'll protest all four years one of our finer Liberal Arts Colleges. Colleges Juice Application Numbers by Letting Students Write Fewer Essays Schools say they are trying to ease student stress and AI overload. Consultants say the moves will
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2 days ago4 min read
Is Mitch McConnell toast? Does this matter?
Mitch stepped down from party leadership in Jan 2025. So is he still a Senior Leader. Ehhh, not really. He due to retire in Jan 2027. Will his successor also be a Republican. Yup...given the voting history of the state. Should anyone care right now? Not me? Hope he's feeling better soon and enjoys his upcoming retirement. America is still gripped by the gerontocracy Freddy Gray, The Spectator Friday, July 10, 2026, 9:40 PM What do senior Republican Senator Mitch McConnell a
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2 days ago3 min read
How important is China's RE bubble "burst". Impact on us?
I had Claude do a little analysis of this chart and the impact of RE on China's economy. My short synopsis: China rapid economic expansion was built on two sectors: I RE II: Exports. The first has failed miserably (massive overbuilding created the world's largest real estate bubble in history) messing up not only China's economy but it's citizen's personal wealth which is mostly held in...you guessed it...real estate. Their economic survival going forward is entirely depende
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2 days ago3 min read
Starbucks CEO accuses Washington State's progressives of tanking the state.
Mr Schultz is a member of the Bourgeoisie whose wealth has been derived by stepping on the heads of poor baristas who are forced to toil in forced bondage, a modern day form of share cropping. I say burn Starbucks down and outlaw the brewing of coffee, which is a capitalist construct. Will Washington State Choose Stagnation Over Growth? As the Evergreen State throws money at AI data centers, it ignores the builders of tomorrow. By Howard Schultz, WSJ July 10, 2026 1:53 pm ET
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2 days ago4 min read
What 3 Billion Gamers Reveal About Our Future
I know what your thinking, I hope my son or prospective son in law spends 4 hours per day playing video games. The question is, how 'f-cked up" are people who play? I've attached Claude's review of the scientific literature after the article below. The short answer. A moderate amount of gaming is neutral to slightly positive on cognition and neural development. A lot of game is bad for your mental health. I think people who spend a great deal of time playing video games ar
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2 days ago7 min read
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