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The Seahawks are for sale! How they compare to other sports team?
Honestly, I was considering buying an F1 team but there's not enough violence for my taste. The Seahawks got put up for sale just 10 days after winning Super Bowl LX Chart R Feb 20, 2026 After weeks of speculation, and even less time from a Super Bowl win, the Seattle Seahawks have officially been put up for sale, the Paul G. Allen Estate confirmed in a statement on Wednesday. Having defeated the New England Patriots to win the team’s second-ever NFL title on February 8, the
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4 minutes ago2 min read
The Comeback That Made Alysa Liu America’s Unlikeliest Olympic Champion
We'd like to welcome our newest client, who will continue to be an inspiration to American's everywhere and to our massive array of corporate sponsors. The Comeback That Made Alysa Liu America’s Unlikeliest Olympic Champion A former child prodigy, she walked away from the sport for two years at the age of 16. She came back her way—and now she is the first U.S. figure skater to win women’s individual gold in a generation By Louise Radnofsky, WSJ Feb. 20, 2026 7:00 am ET Alysa
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42 minutes ago5 min read
Suspect in custody after Arlington Heights home invasion, 7½-hour standoff
First off, the Report's headquarters and corporate campus is located in Arlington Heights. It's a lovely safe community inhabited by law abiding hard working Americans...with the exception the home intruder. Suspect in custody after Arlington Heights home invasion, 7½-hour standoff Posted February 19, 2026 3:45 pm By Christopher Placek, Daily Herald Feb 20, 2026 Police responding to a reported burglary in progress at an Arlington Heights home Thursday morning rescued residen
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1 hour ago2 min read
Supremes throw out Voldemort's tariffs!
The stock market immediately went up. I like. Enough jacking around with this sheet. Like DOGE, another shiny object hopefully now in the rear view mirror. The Supreme Court strikes down Trump's 'Liberation Day' tariffs The court said the president does not have unilateral authority to impose import taxes. The U.S. government may still be obligated to issue refunds By Joseph Zeballos-Roig, WSJ Updated 8 minutes ago The Supreme Court on Friday struck down some of President
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3 hours ago3 min read
Is Private Equity tanking?
First off, just because Private Credit is getting slammed doesn't mean you shouldn't invest in Private Equity. You're a goofball...why wait? How does the saying go, "A fool and his money invested in PE are soon parted". Private-Credit Warning Signs Flash After Blue Owl Unloads $1.4 Billion in Assets The sale raises fears that the industry’s efforts to court individual investors will suffer By Matt Wirz, WSJ Feb. 19, 2026 7:00 pm ET Wall Street has been eagerly selling privat
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7 hours ago4 min read
DEI rules for corp boards out?
The new 2026 slate of corporate directors for the Spritzler Report. DEI Rules That Changed Corporate Boards Are Vanishing Companies are back to appointing fewer women, minorities as political pressures shift By Theo Francis, WSJ Follow Feb. 19, 2026 Anti-diversity activists are going after DEI policies for corporate boards, but a new analysis finds that companies have largely abandoned those goals already. S&P 500 companies are adding women and minority directors no faster th
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7 hours ago4 min read
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