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OMG. There's no shame in being an incredible pussy!
You know who said "The meek shall inherit the earth"? Well do you? Jesus Fing Christ. That's who! So tell me that Gen Z "human being" lacks a pair. They have feelings and just want to be held in the womb. Have you no compassion. You're a monster.
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12 minutes ago1 min read
Snitz mansplains how people are eating.
A Changing Recipe for Americans’ Food-Buying Habits Gallup Polling Nov 10, 2026 Grocery Shopping: The share of Americans ordering their groceries online at least weekly has reached 15%, the highest since Gallup first began measuring it in 2017. The share of people shopping for groceries in person at least weekly has fallen to 74%, down from roughly 80% between 2017 and 2022. Dining Out and Takeout: Weekly dining out is less common among Americans, with 39% doing so today, com
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39 minutes ago1 min read
How Donald Trump lost Texas
Texas has the ability, along with Florida to lead America's economic growth for the next two decades. To accomplish that the state needs to remain pro business, allow data centers which generate their own electricity & ancillary business which feed off of (Permian basin is great op for such) and stop angering Hispanics. How Donald Trump lost Texas Robert Bryce, NY Post November 10, 2026 Everything is bigger in Texas. And that now includes the epic repudiation of Donald Trump
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57 minutes ago5 min read
A Spritzler Report shout out to Nvidia CEO's wife!
I'd like to personally extend our best wishes to Alice, Spritzler Spritzler & Spritzler Law's newest client. This isn't a betrayal by your husband, rather think of it as a new beginning for you (& an exceptional opportunity for us). Jensen Huang lobbied ‘very good friend’ Trump for more Nvidia sales to China while ‘caught in Beijing’s honeytrap’ By Emily Goodin, Ronny Reyes and Vivi Lin Published Nov. 10, 2026, 5:00 a.m. ET SAN FRANCISCO — Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang made himself
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2 hours ago6 min read
Blue states want trans athletes competing against females?
I don't find this video funny. Honestly, why does the Report support this type of trash? Even Blue States Support Female Athletes Voters back ballot measures that reject the Democrats’ most extreme orthodoxies. By Corey DeAngelis Nov. 9, 2026 5:10 pm ET Election workers process mail-in ballots in Brighton, Colo., Oct. 30. Kevin Mohatt/Reuters No one should be tempted to take last week’s election results as an endorsement of the Democrats’ most extreme positions on social iss
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3 hours ago3 min read
I told you so. Pairing data centers and electricity generation. Tesla!
Southern states like Florida and Texas have more business friendly policies, right to work laws, and a massive supply of immigrants which will soon become a skilled workforce for construction. Texas also has massive reserves of natural gas which will pair nicely with companies who want to build data centers (without causing electric prices to rise). Data Centers will be magnets for business expansion, more hiring and more investment. That means growth baby. And Illinois? Le
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3 hours ago2 min read
How much AI does your Dr use? Improving approval new drugs?
BTW, you should not use recreational drugs. Only drugs provided by big pharma. This isn't for fun. Capiche? Future of Health Care By Caitlin Owens and Adriel Bettelheim, Axios News Nov 10, 2026 1 big number: AI use by clinicians Nearly 9 in 10 health providers (89%) report using an AI tool or chatbot for work tasks in the past year, though comparatively few have received any formal training, according to a new West Health-Gallup survey out today. The big picture: Health
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3 hours ago2 min read
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Germany's main parties are cratering? Lessons for the US?
Have a government that's anti business, where you have high taxes and can't fire anyone and? You're dead meat. Not to mention the illegal immigration problem which has been many times worse than anything the US has ever experienced. Ergo the new Middle Eastern transplants don't play nice with the other kids in the sandbox. Germany’s mainstream parties are on the brink of oblivion Leon Mangasarian Monday, November 9, 2026 The old Federal Republic of Germany is dead. The two p
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18 hours ago7 min read
China is the real loser from the Jensen Huang affair?
China is the real loser from the Jensen Huang affair Matthew Lynn, The Spectator Monday, November 9, 2026 The pictures will be all over the internet. Social media will be buzzing with memes, the Netflix dramatization is probably already being scripted, while even the usually sober financial press will have something a lot racier than tariffs and currency swaps to write about. The affair between the Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and the Chinese “honeytrap” agent Alice Huang makes fo
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1 day ago4 min read
Chappelle jokes about Kirk's shooting?
No you "shouldn't say that" douchebag. Would you like it if someone joked about the murder of your wife or kids? Kirk may have been a bible thumper. That doesn't mean he deserved to be snuffed out. That doesn't mean Norm's comments on the death of the Crocodile Hunter weren't brilliant. Erika Kirk blasts ‘leftist’ comedians after Dave Chappelle’s joke about husband Charlie’s murder: ‘Beyond disgusting’ By Zoe Hussain, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2026, 11:32 p.m. ET Erika Kirk
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1 day ago2 min read


The average flight at Ohare taxis' for 30 mins?
N0, this isn't some cheap PR stunt for the Report, I simply don't have the time to fly commerical. O'Hare goes nowhere fast Axios News Nov 9, 2026 O'Hare Airport just had its busiest summer ever. But for passengers spending what feels like an eternity taxiing to the runway, it might have felt like the longest, too. Why it matters: Chicago officials are celebrating record traffic at O'Hare, but the airport's notoriously long taxi times raise questions about whether all that a
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1 day ago2 min read
Should you take testosterone?
Are you a underage reader of the report? Are you running around most of the day with a raging hard on? Then this story is not for you. Unless you are a biological female in which case please call the Spritzler Sexual Institute immediately. The ‘Low T’ craze and rise of TRT has a dangerous catch men need to know By Dr. Marcus Goncalves, NY Post Published Nov. 9, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET Today’s influx of online and TV commercials about “Low T” might convince you that American men a
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1 day ago4 min read
Trump backs away from hardline immigration policy after midterms blowout: ‘I think it was too tough’
It takes a big demonic character to admit he's wrong. Honestly, today I think he may better be described as the Charcoal Grey Lord. Trump backs away from hardline immigration policy after midterms blowout: ‘I think it was too tough’ By Allie Griffin, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2026 President Trump admitted his hardline immigration policy went too far after the GOP’s sweeping losses in the midterm elections last week. Trump said his administration’s rapid deportations turned of
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1 day ago2 min read
Nvidia's "Johnson" runs amok. Imperils the company.
Said Spritzler Behavior Institute Director, T Freud Snitzenheimer, "I'm beginning to think that men would display superior cognitive function without a penis. It seems to cloud judgement. Sadly we haven't figured out the procreation thing." Stock Market Today: Nvidia Stock Slides After Chip Maker Opens Probe Company to investigate reports that CEO Huang was spying target after affair; shares fall Shares in chip giant Nvidia are sliding after the company’s board launched an i
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How does socialism work in France?
What if Bernie, Mamdani and their comrades had their way here in the US?
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2 days ago1 min read
Which nation watches the most social media per person?
You're wondering which nations dominate social media by total hours viewed and how much does each user watch? Me too! The story below is good but missing that metric. Claude to the rescue. Social Media Use by Country: Who Is Logging Off? World Population Review Nov 8, 2026 A global look at changing online habits. For years the story of social media was one of relentless growth. In a few of the world’s biggest markets the numbers have now started to slip, while in others tim
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2 days ago4 min read
Stephen Colbert rushed out of Harvard event, accosted by union protesters
I wonder if he's enjoying his retirement? I certainly am! Stephen Colbert rushed out of Harvard event, accosted by union protesters By Daniel Cody, NY Post Published Nov. 7, 2026 Liberal former late-night host Stephen Colbert had to be rushed out of an event at Harvard after someone pulled a fire alarm as hundreds of union protesters shouted outside over his decision to cross their picket line and give a talk at the school, according to reports. Cellist Yo-Yo Ma took the stag
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2 days ago3 min read


NYC ‘principal’ — being paid nearly $200K to run a school that doesn’t exist
Premiering today, KSnitz's new Rap song about this clown. NYC ‘principal’ — who’s also a rapper — being paid nearly $200K to run a school that doesn’t exist By David Spector, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2026 This is Ludacris. An NYC educrat who moonlights as a rapper is raking in an eye-watering $192,374 principal’s salary for not running a school, The Post has learned. Caleb Haraguchi-Combs was a vice principal in BORO when he was handpicked in January to become “project direc
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2 days ago3 min read
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