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Sam Harris: The WNBS has been checkmated.
I'm with Sam on this. Let the NBA retired players enter the league. Haha! WNBA task force discusses transgender athletes amid furor Katie Barnes. ESPN Aug 12, 2026 A WNBA task force of team presidents and general managers met Wednesday and discussed transgender athletes but did not arrive at any eligibility rules, according to a statement sent to ESPN by a league spokesperson. In recent weeks, demonstrators have staged rallies at Indiana Fever games for and against transgend
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10 hours ago2 min read
Which nations are building nuclear reactors?
One world. "Nuclear". Enough said. Think about it. World Population Review Aug 29, 2026 1. Who's Actually Building Reactors Right Now Talk is cheap. Concrete and steel are not—and right now, one country is pouring far more of both into nuclear than anyone else on Earth. 🇨🇳 China has 37 reactors under construction, representing nearly 43 gigawatts of new capacity—more than every other nation's projects combined. 🇮🇳 India ranks a distant second with 8 reactors underway, pa
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The Midwestern Burger Chain That’s Going Full MAGA
How dare they fly the American flag! That's unpatriotic. I mean offensive. I mean you should be eating more fast food and fries. Did I mention fries? The Midwestern Burger Chain That’s Going Full MAGA Steak ’n Shake is betting that beef tallow and grass-fed beef will draw diners and lift sales; revamping menu adds costs By Heather Haddon, WSJ Aug. 30, 2026 Steak ’n Shake is executing a turnaround strategy that aligns with the Make America Healthy Again movement and Preside
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16 hours ago5 min read
The enrollment crisis hits Syracuse University.
Syracuse is a bellwether for other schools who's product has became unaffordable and obsolete. Pay $100,000/year for a 2nd or 3rd tier school to get a degree in American Literature and end up unemployed? That's not workable. A few Ivy's will command top dollar for being atop the sorting hat for careers, otherwise the college world is about to get turned on it's head. It's about time! Why Syracuse Can’t Attract the Students It Needs to Pay the Bills The enrollment crisis taki
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16 hours ago10 min read
Star California student rejected by 16 colleges, hired by Google, gets legal win in racial discrimination suit
This is an affront to the Tribe. We used to gey these headlines. I demand to get rejected somewhere. Besides are the Asians the best lawyers? Well? Star California student rejected by 16 colleges, hired by Google, gets legal win in racial discrimination suit By Joshua Q. Nelson, Fox News Published Aug. 30, 2026, 1:39 a.m. ET Rutgers research dean accused of secretly recording 'upskirt' videos with cellphone California sociology professor cited 'irony' in removing ACT/SAT S
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16 hours ago3 min read
NYC-funded puppet show turns into Israel bashing hatefest: ‘Came out of nowhere’
Are you a NYC Jew? Don't do it! I know you're tempted to jettison the Democratic Party but you'll be villified at cocktail parties. Stay the course. NYC-funded puppet show turns into Israel bashing hatefest: ‘Came out of nowhere’ By Doree Lewak Published Aug. 29, 2026 A Jewish mother who took her 4-year-old son to what she thought would be a family-friendly puppet show in Lower Manhattan earlier this month was horrified when the performance morphed into an Israel-bashing di
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16 hours ago3 min read
Is green energy a total joke?
BTW, as I've mentioned before, China and India produce the vast majority of the world's emissions. Yes, they are going pull bore in fossil fuels.
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16 hours ago1 min read
Mexico's president is fighting the cartels. Finally
Claudia Sheinbaum Is Taking More Control as U.S. Pressures Mexico Leftist president recently forced out governor accused in the U.S. of drug trafficking, pushing aside a powerful ally of her mentor By José de Córdoba and Santiago Pérez, WSJ Aug. 28, 2026 Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum forced out Sinaloa Gov. Rubén Rocha, a close ally of her mentor, former President Andrés Manuel López Obrador. MEXICO CITY—President Claudia Sheinbaum has spent almost two years trying to k
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1 day ago5 min read
Is Gen Z really drinking less. Or is the media FOS?
Everywhere you look, the media is trumpeting how Gen Z is barely consuming any alcohol. From CNN to the Wall St Journal, CNBC, and even Fox News, the message is consistent. In fact, Scott Galloway, the noted NYU Econ Professor and favorite podcaster among Millennials, has stepped on this gravy train. Scott goes so far as suggesting Gen Z needs to drink more to reverse the cohort's declining mental health. No, I'm not kidding. Only one problem. The Media and Galloway are supre
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1 day ago3 min read
Judge finds NYC mom with postpartum psychosis not guilty of killing her 2 young kids
We do not judge here at the Report. In fact, no one on our staff has delivered a child through their birth canal. We are in no position to comment. I occasionally have homicidal thoughts when having a testosterone spike however. Judge finds NYC mom with postpartum psychosis not guilty of killing her 2 young kids By Ella Morrison, NY Post Published Aug. 28, 2026 A Bronx judge found a mother of two suffering from postpartum psychosis not guilty of killing her young children in
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2 days ago3 min read
Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16
Nobody's going to tell my little Muffy she can't use Instagram. That little whore, Gloria is trying to steal her boyfriend away by posting AI generated photos. Muf supposed to sit idly by on the sidelines? Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16 By Jeffrey Gottfried and Monica Anderson, PEW Research July 1, 2026 About one-in-five adults oppose banning those under 16 from using social media. And roughly a quarter are unsure, according to the surve
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2 days ago3 min read
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent blasts Elizabeth Warren, offers her ‘Foreign Exchange for Dummies’ tutorial
How dare he speak this way! It's an affront to all Native American's. Pocahontas deserves a little respect. Disgraceful. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent blasts Elizabeth Warren, offers her ‘Foreign Exchange for Dummies’ tutorial By Ariel Zilber, NY Post Published Aug. 28, 2026 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent sarcastically offered to give Sen. Elizabeth Warren a tutorial on “Foreign Exchange for Dummies” in a blistering response to her criticism of the government’s interve
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2 days ago4 min read
Who's Canada's PM? FOS?
Carney is full of vitriol about the US. Of course pretty much all his investment reside in our country.
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Jason Arday and What’s Wrong With DEI
Instead of appointing Ms Gay as Harvard's Presidents, those goofballs should have given the spot to Roland Fryer. Twice the intellect and a great roll model. Jason Arday and What’s Wrong With DEI Institutions should take chances on people but need to be honest with them as they develop. By Roland Fryer, WSJ Aug. 25, 2026 4:42 pm ET I am saddened by the story of Jason Arday. There was the life, as he told it: autistic, unable to speak until 11 or to read and write until 18, a
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2 days ago6 min read
Colleges bringing back the SAT?
Want your kid to slay the SAT? Have them read the Report. You think I'm kidding? 53.2% of Spritzler HS readers were admitted to Harvard or MIT! No, I didn't make that up!
snitzoid
Aug 181 min read
Drunk Ohio couple arrested after allegedly attacking family and punching their 9-year-old in cruise ship cabin.
Honestly, the 9 year old has a big mouth. I would have smacked that little shit given the opportunity. Children shouldn't be allowed on cruise ships. Drunk Ohio couple arrested after allegedly attacking family and punching their 9-year-old in cruise ship cabin. By Richard Pollina, NY Post Published Aug. 18, 2026 A drunk Ohio couple allegedly barged into a family’s cabin on a cruise after being told to quiet down and attacked them, including striking their 9-year-old, police
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Aug 182 min read
Wife of hedge fund mogul barred from testifying in NJ divorce case after hacking his email, stealing his mail: judge
Damn right she's pissed. He took the best years of her life and her virginity. He's a f-cking pig. He never loved her. She was another expensive plaything to him. He's not fit to breath the air in their home (aka...formerly known as the Love Nest". Go ahead sweetheart and read his perverse emails detailing the depths of his depravity. Wife of hedge fund mogul barred from testifying in NJ divorce case after hacking his email, stealing his mail: judge By Peter Senzamici, NY
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Aug 183 min read
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