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Betting odds of Voldemort invading Iran.
It is wrong to place bets on an invasion where thousands of people can be injured. Personally, I'd go long on this. Perhaps something late March.
snitzoid
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How many people can you cram into one gym? For Planet Fitness, the jury’s still out
First off all, this was taken a number of years ago. I've never taken steroids and yes, we've been friends for decades. How many people can you cram into one gym? For Planet Fitness, the jury’s still out Chart R Feb 25, 2026 Running a gym group in 2026, there’s really only three ways to make more revenue: open more gyms, squeeze more members into your existing gyms, or charge higher prices. Planet Fitness, America’s largest gym company, counting an eye-watering 20.8 million
snitzoid
49 minutes ago2 min read
Globally where will food inflation be the worst!
OMG, my string of Argentina Steak Houses! I'm ruined!
snitzoid
2 hours ago1 min read
The drop in teen jobs? WTF?
In the 1970s 72% of teens had summer jobs. Now? 35%. What gives. We'll people over 65 are more likely to take these jobs. What? Wait, there's more!
snitzoid
4 hours ago1 min read
Bill Gates admits he had 2 affairs with Russian women, apologizes to staff over Jeffrey Epstein ties
He denies any wrongdoing. That's good enough for me! Bill Gates admits he had 2 affairs with Russian women, apologizes to staff over Jeffrey Epstein ties By Chris Bradford, NY Post Published Feb. 25, 2026, 3:41 a.m. ET Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has admitted he had two affairs with Russian women while married to his now-ex-wife, Melinda French Gates, and issued a groveling apology for his links with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Gates, 70, told staffers at his fo
snitzoid
9 hours ago3 min read
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