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Trump is giving generic drug makers two years before hitting imports with 100% tariffs
Spritzler Pharmaceuticals announced today that it will be opening Meth manufacturing labs in Youngstown, Ohio and Cottonmouth, Mississippi in January of 2027. Trump is giving generic drug makers two years before hitting imports with 100% tariffs Tariffs on imported generics would rise to 100% in August 2028 and 200% a year later, threatening a supply chain that fills more than 90% of U.S. prescriptions By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated July 22, 2026 Trump is giving generi
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7 minutes ago2 min read
Samsung is launching a robotics division to build humanoid robots
I'm waiting for the Apple version. I want my robot to seamlessly integrate with my Iphone. And BTW, I want a female robot. Definitely female. Hey, what are you some kind of sick f-ck? I have never messed around with a robot. I keep things strictly professional. As a matter of fact, I'm just ordering a Beta version of Gort. Samsung is launching a robotics division to build humanoid robots The new RX, or Robotics eXperience, unit will report directly to CEO TM Roh and establ
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6 hours ago2 min read
Mamdani fueling a racial rift within the already fractured Dem party?
This sounds like the work of the Dark Lord. Voldemort is licking his chops. Michael Goodwin: Mamdani and his DSA cronies are fueling a racial rift within the already fractured Dem party By Michael Goodwin, NY Post Published July 21, 2026, 10:08 p.m. ET The explosive charge by a black politician that Mayor Mamdani and his socialist army are guilty of “white supremacy” reveals another front in the war for New York launched by the radical left. “White supremacy comes in all form
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6 hours ago4 min read
The cost of the Iran War $37.5 billion. That a lot?
Let's put this in prospective. The US typically spends $1 trillion per year, with the requested appropriation for 2027 at $1.5 trillion. So the war thus far is less than 4% of our defense budget. We routinely spent approx $100 billion per year in each of the Iraq and Afghanistan conflict. Here we are gaining control of the world's energy assets and stopping a bunch of blood thirsty psychotics from having nuclear weapons. Sounds like a prudent use of financial and military
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19 hours ago4 min read
Trump Target Acquired: Pickaxe Mountain
F-ck yeah! Maverick inbound! Trump Target Acquired: Pickaxe Mountain Iran’s only remaining major nuclear facility is now in the President’s sights. By The Editorial Board, WSJ July 21, 2026 5:40 pm ET President Trump’s attention has turned to Pickaxe Mountain, the deep-underground potential nuclear enrichment site long familiar to readers of these columns. “We’ll be hitting that area pretty soon,” the President said Tuesday. “There’s not a thing they can do about it.” Let’s h
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Was the price of oil higher during Biden or now? WTF?
During the Biden Administration oil peaked at $130/barrel. This afternoon? $85/barrel. Hey wait the f-ck a minute! What's going on here? A few things those turban headed camel riding idiots running Iran* didn't count on. First, the closing of the Strait of Hormuz temporarily shut down about 20 million barrels per day. Iran figured there was no way around that. Wrong! Several factors have kept oil prices in check. China's daily production of oil has dropped about 5 million
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21 hours ago1 min read
Zelensky's Military chief fired for doing too good a job?
Hey, they've put up a good fight after poking the bear for years. I guess not good enough for Voldodymyr. I'm really sorry we've forced the EU to pay for their own war. With Putin occupied here, we're free to take over the world's oil supply and the Middle East. Don't give me that pessimistic crap either. Full steam ahead! Zelensky Removes Ukraine’s Armed Forces Chief After Days of Street Protests Decision follows days of discussions with military commanders over war’s dir
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21 hours ago2 min read
More Canadians trust China under Xi Jinping than Donald Trump’s America: Pew poll
Those wildfire dispensing, woke, Dudley Do-Right turncoats can kiss my ass! Sorry...I need to learn to be more direct. Oh, I bet you're going to excuse this sheet because we have a douchebag president. No thank you! More Canadians trust China under Xi Jinping than Donald Trump’s America: Pew poll As U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration continues to erode allies’ trust, a new poll suggests the number of Canadians who hold a favourable view of China now outnumbers thos
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21 hours ago3 min read


College Degrees by 10-Year Earnings and ROI
And the winner is Psychology! College Degrees by 10-Year Earnings and ROI July 21, 2026 By Niccolo Conte, Visual Capitalist Key Takeaways Electrical engineering leads all 37 majors with $652,644 in 10-year added earnings and a 100% return on the degree’s full cost. Business information systems & statistics posts the highest ROI in the dataset at 135%, despite ranking third in added earnings. Only 15 of the 37 majors recoup their full cost within a decade. Family & consumer sc
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23 hours ago3 min read
Tech CEOs and economists have swapped scripts on whether AI is coming for your job
Attn Spritzler Report staff. Want to maintain your employment? Row harder! Tech CEOs and economists have swapped scripts on whether AI is coming for your job Jackie Snow, Quartz Media July 21, 2026 For the past year, the loudest warnings about AI destroying jobs came from the people building AI. Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei predicted in May 2025 that AI could eliminate half of all entry-level white-collar jobs within five years and push unemployment as high as 20%. The same m
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AI layoffs occur first in tech jobs?
Have you recently been laid off at an impersonal tech giant? Would you like to pursue a career in Tabloid journalism? Sorry. We're not hiring! AI layoffs expose US tech’s efficiency gamble The Deep View July 21, 2026 American tech companies are bearing the brunt of this year's tech layoffs. About 82% of the 156,975 tech jobs eliminated globally in the first half of 2026 came from US companies, according to a new report from TradingPlatforms, a UK-based research firm that ana
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1 day ago2 min read
AI has taken my job
My advice Geoff; start a tabloid newsletter. Don't even think about calling it the Bagwell Report (or you'll be hearing from my attorneys). AI has taken my job No arts career is safe from the bots Tuesday, July 21, 2026, 10:58 AM Geoff Bagwell, The Spectator This week I was replaced by AI. I saw it coming, but it didn’t make the news any easier to deal with. To be honest, it terrifies me for the future of our species. If that sounds a bit over the top, hear me out. I am a wri
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1 day ago5 min read
It's the Snitz poll on IMP sheet!
1. GLP-1 Use Grows, Obesity Rate Declines Line chart: U.S. obesity rate ticks down to 36.4%; diabetes rate remains unchanged since 2023. The Data: Fifteen percent of U.S. adults report having used a GLP-1 medication for weight loss, up from 6% in 2024. Eleven percent say they are currently taking one, compared with 3% two years ago. Obesity Trend: The U.S. adult obesity rate has declined to 36.4% in 2026 from its record high of 39.9% in 2022. 2. Citizenship Pathways Win Broa
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1 day ago2 min read
Most American voters have favorable view of AI — despite media focus on controversies: poll
Not so fast! This poll was produced by an AI advocacy group. I asked Claude (after the story) to evaluate how credible the findings are. Bottom line: I'm a bit skeptical. Public opinion is more likely slightly against AI. Check out what I found below. Most American voters have favorable view of AI — despite media focus on controversies: poll By Thomas Barrabi, NY Post Published July 20, 2026 More than half of Americans have a favorable view toward artificial intelligence –
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2 days ago6 min read
How AI may be gradually winning over creatives
What a load of crap. I produce the report on a yellow memo pad. How AI may be gradually winning over creatives Creative professionals were among the first to speak out against AI. Now, that resistance may be fading. The Deep View July 20, 2026 George Lucas, creator of Star Wars and Lucasfilm, recently compared AI to the horse and buggy in an interview. He acknowledged the risks. Just as cars, born from that shift, eventually brought breakdowns, fuel dependency, and even wea
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Anthropic is in talks to lease AI computing power from Meta
I know you're inclined to think these robbers barons of modern tech are creating a oligopoly of sorts. Nothing could be further from the truth. You need to stop subscribing to conspiracy theories and subscribe instead to the Report. It's true we receive a small honorarium from Zuckerberg each year...what of it? Anthropic is in talks to lease AI computing power from Meta in a $10 billion deal The AI startup proposed the deal in June; the talks are at an early stage and may no
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2 days ago2 min read
America is building 3,000 data centers. The economics aren't as great as they seem
Good points. I had Claude review(below in purple). Bottom line: If a data center coming to your area it's a mixed bag. Negotiate smartly. Real benefits, while they last: Sales tax revenue spikes hard during construction — Abilene saw a 40% jump in 2025 — because thousands of workers are spending locally on food, housing, gas, services. Property tax revenue, even discounted under Chapter 313/353 abatements, is new money a rural county wouldn't otherwise see — Abilene's projec
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2 days ago6 min read
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