top of page

The Spritzler Report
Search
America gets the AI boom. Europe gets the layoffs
You are either the hammer of the nail. The Report is the journalist hammer. Suck it NY Times! America gets the AI boom. Europe gets the layoffs Matthew Lynn, The Spectator Friday, August 14, 2026, 11:13 AM The management consulting giant Accenture has laid off 11,000 people. The reason? It turns out that a smart chatbot can churn out meaningless waffle about “boiling the ocean” just as well as a recently hired MBA. Oracle has cut more than 20,000 jobs, as it discovered that
snitzoid
18 minutes ago4 min read
snitzoid
22 minutes ago0 min read
Wife of Claude AI's CEO started women's luxury porn company?
Hey, I don't judge. As long as she's not a yoga instructor. I'm just kidding, I know a lot of yoga instructors who are perfect fine people. Even Claude Is in the Dark About Dario Amodei’s Wife—and Her Influence at Anthropic Cami Clark—who started what she called a ‘revolutionary porn company’ where she sought investment from Jeffrey Epstein—keeps a low profile but is a key adviser to the AI chief. Its coming IPO could top trillions. Cami Clark and Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei
snitzoid
30 minutes ago9 min read
How the WNBA Season Spiraled Into Absolute Chaos
I'm sorry, the WSJ is FOS. Most Americans would rather watch reality TV than women's basketball. Now we have both in one event. The narrative (true or false) being the larger Black/Gay league is out to kill the White women. What exciting hijinks. Let's not forget Sophie's Instragram program (absolute gold). How the WNBA Season Spiraled Into Absolute Chaos Public spats over fouls and a fixation on transgender policy have overshadowed the 30-year-old league’s rising attendanc
snitzoid
16 hours ago4 min read
Thomas Sowell on why colleges are becoming obsolete and out of touch.
This guy is one of the world's great economists. At 96 years old he still has great insight. He's speaking of why American colleges are failing. My take. Colleges today are overpriced and falling behind in product design. Most Ivies incur 40% of their costs providing administrative functions. Talk about bloated! They could easily provide a degree in three years, not four. Most Ivies with room/board are now $90,000/year. Meanwhile they yearn for racial diversity yet they off
snitzoid
16 hours ago2 min read
How to describe Chicago's public schools? Wait it's on the tip of my tongue.
Hmmm. Clown Car! That's it. Nailed it. CHICAGO TEACHERS UNION’S SUSTAINABLE COMMUNITY SCHOOLS IS A SCAM By Paul Vallas August 12th,2026 Having approved yet another unbalanced city budget that does little to address the district’s abysmal academic performance or the absence of real accountability, it comes as no surprise that the district is doubling down on the CTU’s failed “Sustainable Community Schools” (SCS) model. CPS is adding 15 more campuses this year and another 19
snitzoid
22 hours ago6 min read
Do most politicians get wealthy? How many actually steal?
Hey, they're just trying to make a honest living and provide a public service. And I'm trying to spread world peace by producing the Report.
snitzoid
24 hours ago1 min read
She was only offered $620 million in the divorse. F-ck that!
That vicious ape. Only $600 million! That's insulting. She gave him the best years of her life and tirelessly sired 3 children. Actually, I made up the kids. Maybe she is a mother? The fact is she problably didn't bang the guys best friend and is simply entitled to HALF. Plus he looks like he needs a hard kick to the groin (photo below). Plus look at the metamorphis she's taken between the two photos below. She's in great shape, gorgeous to look at and he's chasing that
snitzoid
24 hours ago3 min read
Southern Poverty Law Center funding the KKK? WTF!
For those of you who aren't familiar with these guys, the SPLC is a left leaning think tank that fights for DEI and against racism. Er...by secretly funding right wing extremists groups to produce headlines and calling legitimate conservative groups racist at the same time. This sounds like a conspiracy theory until you realize that this shit is true and several of these guys will be going to the Big House. Think they are small or an outlier. In 2023 their donations receive
snitzoid
1 day ago4 min read
Francesca Hong’s defeat won’t stop the DSA
I'm sorry, just can't picture her as a cheesehead attending a Packers game. Francesca Hong’s defeat won’t stop the DSA By Freddie Gray, The Spectator Wednesday, August 12, 2026, 11:21 AM The now-defeated Democratic Wisconsin Gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong speaks to reporters (Getty Images) So, at time of writing, it looks as if voters don’t want to cancel Thanksgiving – on balance, at least. Come November, however, few Democrats will be expressing gratitude for their
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
There’s a logic to Donald Trump’s incendiary diplomacy
Voldemort's tactics are often questionable (hard to follow his tariff histronics), but if he achieves the following goals during his term, the history books may look favorably on his foreign policy. US controls the world supply of energy and uses such to leverage a fair playing field with China. The use of military and diplomatic pressure to bring Venezuela and the Middle East under our thumb. Shift defense costs to NATO nations against Putin's incursions and resolve the conf
snitzoid
1 day ago7 min read
Class clowns: the triumph of inanity over academia
This fall, I'm proud to announce I will be teaching my awarding winning graduate school class "The history of the ball bearing" at the Spritzler Technical Institute. I might add that our graduates enjoy a 96% employment rate after graduation in ball bearing factories. Class clowns: the triumph of inanity over academia Lara Brown, The Spectator Aug 13, 2026 Daniel Defoe observed that plague victims ‘never perceiv’d that they were infected’ until they discovered the ‘tokens’
snitzoid
1 day ago8 min read
snitzoid
1 day ago0 min read
Mandami and those who belong to the Democratic Socialists-communist?
You've no doubt heard of the Democratic Socialists of American (DSA). AOC, Bernie and Mamdani are just a few who speak well of this influencial group. Many friend think these people are not communists and will moderate their view once in office. Megan Romer is the Co-Chair of the organization. Spend 5 minutes below with her and see if you agree with that.
snitzoid
1 day ago1 min read
If you move from NY or Calif to Florida how much more of your paycheck is saved?
What are they trying to say here? Oh, I get it "ask not what your state can do for you ask what you can do for your state"? Wait a minute! That's not exactly what JFK said? BTW, JFK, his brother Robert and of course Ted are the biggest jackasses who ever lived. Sorry, I forgot their father Joe. No Joe gets top honors. You Can Take It With You—to Florida Moving from a high-tax state to one with no income tax is like a 30% increase in pay. By Stephen Moore Aug. 12, 2026 12:52
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
The Green Revolution trashed Germany's economy?
Germany's economy runs on manufacturing. The Green Revolution has caused that nation to pay energy prices 4-5 times higher than the United States. Can they compete with us or China. Nope! There manufactuing sector is in free fall. The anti business socialist government didn't help matters. Europe’s Geoengineering Future? Politicians spent trillions on climate without any effect on heat waves and fires. By Holman W. Jenkins, Jr., WSJ Aug. 11, 2026 5:11 pm ET The energy ne
snitzoid
2 days ago4 min read
"Lulu Lenins". OMG-that's perfect!
I love this guy! In fact, I should start producing some snappy baseball caps and sportswear with the new logo. I could literally print money with this. Sen. John Kennedy mocks socialists with snappy new nickname — as he torches Kamala Harris By Ella Morrison, NY Post Published Aug. 11, 2026 Republican Sen. John Kennedy unleashed on former Vice President Kamala Harris Monday, chiding the potential 2028 candidate for desperately cozying up to “Lulu Lenins” — unveiling a new n
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
Fever coach refuses to stand up for Sophie. What a beech!
I demand this vicious bitch (meaning Coach White) be brought before a subcommittee of Congress and answer for being a repugnant garden slug. In fact, I'd like Elise Stefanik to rip her to pieces as she did to the heads of MIT, Penn, and Harvard. Truth be told, the racial infighting in the WNBA is infinitely more entertaining than watching a game. Fever coach fires back at critics and things ‘trying to hijack our league’ in passionate pregame speech By Madeline Kenney, NY Pos
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
Gen Z Fell Out of Love With Work. I Don’t Blame Them.
You know the last time I took a vacation? Well? Last week. The simple truth is, I don't publish I don't eat. Nobody is going to hand the Pulitzer over to me. I have to put i the work...every day, 24/7/265. Sorry 365. Except when I'm on vacation to address my anxiety disorder. Did I mention we're going to Ireland next week? You think I'm joking don't you. Get ready for a news blackout. Gen Z Fell Out of Love With Work. I Don’t Blame Them. By Emi Nietfeld, NY Times Ms. Nie
snitzoid
2 days ago11 min read
snitzoid
2 days ago0 min read
Contact
bottom of page