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Ohio State Pres dead meat. Schtups podcaster.
Carter yesterday clarified in a prepared statement, "I was not the one who provide inappropriate access. Ms Vlachos was the offending party there. I also categorically deny rumors that it was the best sex of my life1". "On the other hand it wasn't bad!" Ohio State president Ted Carter put his $1.5M job, 45-year marriage on the line over ‘inappropriate relationship’ with podcaster. By Georgia Worrell, NY Post Published March 9, 2026 Ohio State president Ted Carter blew up his
snitzoid
35 minutes ago3 min read
Khamenei didn't want his son to be successor? In his will?
Hey, I have great empathy for the guy. His dad never really loved him or showed him the slight amount of respect. Not one birthday party! Never received a single Christmas present. Sadly we'll probably blow his ass up in the next few weeks. He'll be deeply missed. Why even Ayatollah Khamenei opposed his impotent nepobaby son Mojtaba becoming Iran’s next supreme leader By Caitlin Doornbos, Steven Nelson and Alex Oliveira, NY Post Published March 10, 2026, 6:30 a.m. ET Nobody
snitzoid
44 minutes ago3 min read
Mamdani hosts anti-Israel activist Mahmoud Khalil and his family at Gracie Mansion for Ramadan
According to exit polling, Mamdani won about 33% of Jewish voters, while 63% voted for Cuomo and 3% for Sliwa. A third of Jews are deeply disturbed. Mamdani hosts anti-Israel activist Mahmoud Khalil and his family at Gracie Mansion for Ramadan By Kenneth Garger and Emily Crane, NY Post Published March 9, 2026, 10:26 p.m. ET Mayor Zohran Mamdani hosted controversial anti-Israel activist and accused Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil, his wife and their young son for dinner at Gr
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49 minutes ago3 min read
Snitz partners with Trump fam to produce attack drones.
I told those guys to hire another photographer. The photo looks staged and I should never have worn a f-cking grey tie. I look like a complete douchebag. Then again, I've always wanted to be knee deep in the defense industry. Trump Sons Back New Drone Company Targeting Pentagon Sales Powerus says it plans to acquire Ukrainian drone tech to sell to the U.S. military By Heather Somerville, WSJ Updated March 9, 2026 8:21 am ET Eric Trump, left, and Donald Trump Jr. The Trump br
snitzoid
58 minutes ago3 min read
Oil prices rise to $100/barrel then crater to $85!
Short run...chaos and higher oil prices. Long run, Iran will be forced into a position where there economic survival depends on a deal with Trump plus their ability to promote terrorism is greatly diminished. Perfect no. Will this end up like Venezuela with bad guys in charge, but more willing to make money by ceding to US interests? Probably. It's an imperfect world but one where cheaper oil long term may be the outcome. WSJ did a recent piece on this which is excellent (
snitzoid
1 hour ago4 min read
Could Voldemort actually cause reduced energy prices?
The authors make an astute point here. Most betting prediction markets point to the invasion winding down between April and June. Ergo suggesting that the cession of tanker traffic (Strait of Hormus) and therefore higher oil prices is temporary. If this "thing" ends with a similar Venezuela like result, the world supply of oil could actually go up, not down. With data centers rapidly expanding energy demand this may prove to be a pivotal benefit. https://www.spritzlerreport.c
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1 hour ago4 min read
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