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Marine Le Pen’s Muslim headscarf ban is popular, not populist
This is outrageous. I think French Muslims should organize a protest and move back to their homeland where they can prosper in peace. Marine Le Pen’s Muslim headscarf ban is popular, not populist Gavin Mortimer Thursday, September 3, 2026 Marine Le Pen has promised to ban women wearing Muslim headscarves if she becomes president next year. The leader of the National Rally declared on X: “I will submit to the French people, by referendum, a bill to combat Islamist ideologies
snitzoid
7 hours ago4 min read
If this doesn't make you laugh, you're pathetic.
Nothing Makes Humans Happier Right Now Than Watching Robots Fail The genre delivers exactly what we need: pure physical comedy, schadenfreude and a reassuring feeling of superiority By John Jurgensen, WSJ Sept. 3, 2026 5:30 am ET Robot sprinters haven’t mastered the art of stopping. One spewed sparks after smashing into a wall at the World Humanoid Robot Games. Feeling a little terrified about how quickly technology seems to be sidelining humanity? Try watching a robot sprint
snitzoid
13 hours ago4 min read
16 million people buying smartglasses this year, to film people?
Ok, the Report does on occasion surveil people. And that can include video taping? But it's only done without their permission if there's a prurient story involved. We run a respectable tabloid here! Meta Glasses Crackdown 1440 News Sept 3, 2026 Meta announced new measures yesterday to block people using its AI-powered smart glasses from filming others without their knowledge. The effort comes as demand for Meta Glasses has skyrocketed, alongside a wave of videos showing men
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13 hours ago3 min read
The Four Big Money Questions Women Are Asking After Reading ‘Strangers’
Do not, I repeat do not read the Report without a prenup. Trust no one! If your mother tells you she loves you, check on it. BTW: Have you looked at the photo below and find Belle strangely alluring? You need psychiatric attention. The Four Big Money Questions Women Are Asking After Reading ‘Strangers’ Belle Burden’s divorce memoir is prompting readers to look at their finances and prenups By Dalvin Brown, WSJ Aug. 20, 2026 3:08 pm ET Mackenzie Eddie was reading Belle Burde
snitzoid
14 hours ago4 min read
Do home schooled kids do better?
WSJ below on home schooling. Hold the phone. I also had Claude dive in (purple font). Bottom line...Illinois has along with NJ the highest property taxes in the nation. Mine? About $20,000 this year, of which 70% goes to our public school system. Guess what? Home schooled kids do just as well. I could have been a great home educator! Our kids could have .... What am I thinking! Here's what the research shows, with an important caveat up front: almost none of these stud
snitzoid
14 hours ago5 min read
Is the economic choking of Iran working or likely to work?
No major power wants Iran to be running the Straits. Not China, not the EU nations, not any Arab neighbors. Plus they want the US to finish the job. That's going to come as the US chokes off their economic Oxygen or perhaps when Voldemort allows Bibi to have his way with Iran. The Revolutionary Guard has seen what Israel is capable of in Gaza City. Plus, they've seen with the Midterms approaching the Dark Lord isn't backing off. They miscalculated that one. Iran Regime Cha
snitzoid
14 hours ago4 min read
That crazy beach is back on ABC reality TV.
What a unicorn. I can't wait to watch her batshit crazy behavior on the latest ABC installment of disfunctional reality. Hey, wait a minute...I would make a excemplary reality star. ABC, I'm available. Let's talk. ABC backs Taylor Frankie Paul’s Season 6 return to ‘SLOMW’ after canceled ‘Bachelorette’ season By Carlos Greer, NY Post Published Sep. 2, 2026, 7:01 p.m. ET Redemption is in the script over at Disney and ABC. After canceling Season 22 of the “Bachelorette” last
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Where Gas Cars Are Already Extinct? Ergo new car sales?
Why are EV cars dominating in nations like Norway and China? In Norway's case the gov has created massive tax incentives which drive purchasing behavior. Rather heavy handed. China wants to take over the world's supply of EV cars and heavily subsidizes the cost of such at home. Where Gas Cars Are Already Extinct World Population Review Sept 2, 2026 From Norway's near-total switch to China's 44-million-ev fleet. Something quietly historic happened in 2025: one in four new car
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1 day ago5 min read
If Reagan was alive today who would he listen to?
The Gipper famously loved Milt Friedman. Milt is gone, but his protégé, Thomas Sowell, is very much alive. Maybe my favorite living economist. Overflowing with common sense. This was recorded ten years ago. Boy, did he nail it, and it's still spot on.
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1 day ago1 min read
How Tom Homan’s no-drama deportations trounced Kristi Noem’s flash?
Homan's managed to keep ICE off center stage. Is he crushing? Nope. They're still messing with gainfully employed folks who aren't a threat to anybody and should probably be left alone. There is massive room for improvement. How Tom Homan’s no-drama deportations trounced Kristi Noem’s flash By Rich Lowry, NY Post Published Sep. 2, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET Where does Tom Homan go to get his apology? When President Donald Trump put his border czar in charge of unwinding the contro
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2 days ago3 min read
The surprising reasons why Tasers didn’t stop crazed Times Square stabber
Said Illinois' Gov yesterday, "Don't even think about tazing me, it won't penitrate my soft protective barrier". On a side note, the Spritzler family is proud of their distant relative Kyle, although we're slightly offended that he chose to Americanize his name. The surprising reasons why Tasers didn’t stop crazed Times Square stabber By Kyle Schnitzer, NY Post Published Sep. 1, 2026, 6:58 p.m. ET The maniac who stabbed two people, killing one, in Times Square was likely able
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2 days ago3 min read
Everyone Makes Mistakes, Especially Pollsters
Usually the incumbent party loses seats during the midterms, especially when the Commander and Chief's approval ratings are low. This time might be different because the alternative is the narrative of the progressive left. Polling has become increasingly difficult and unreliable as independent/conservative voters are more reluctant to participate in polls (and have screening features on their phones/email/etc). Everyone Makes Mistakes, Especially Pollsters Two firms appear t
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2 days ago4 min read
SANCTUARY BOONDOGGLE
Think Mayor Brandon is a joke? Lead the City off the cliff? The Black community (& some White progessives) elected this idiot. Vallas the other main candidate would have been a far better choice. The great irony is the $600 million plus given to illegals was literally taken out of the pockets of Chicago's African American & legal minority community who could have used those funds for eduction, job training etc. Minorities might want to rethink this approach and elect someone
snitzoid
2 days ago6 min read
Does ICE offend you? Europe's doing this on steroids?
Generally speaking, immigration has worked wonderfully in the US. The majority of intrants have come from South American and integrated beautifully into our culture and business economy. The flow was about 3 times too high under Biden, but that's an aberation and has been largly corrected. ICE's overeach is offensive but likely to ease with the passage of time. On the other hand, immigration was the issue that propelled Voldemort to power in both elections. Looking at the E
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2 days ago5 min read
Do men cheat differently around the globe?
In a double blind experiment completed at the Spritlzer Institute, 37.3% male test subjects cheated on their spouses. a full 2.7% below the national mean. Hold on! I bet you're wondering what women are doing. I had Gemini AI take this chart and add women to it. Generally speaking while some ladies fool around, in general they're more likely to honor their marriage vows.
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In 2 minutes-Why the Calif wine industry in cratering!
It's those fricken Gen Z little shit's who don't drink enough! Believe me, I've tried to make up for their bad judgement*. There's only so much I can do before I black out. *I try to keep it to a bottle per day, unless it's the weekend or a holiday. Or I'm drinking straight Bourbon.
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2 days ago1 min read
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