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Chicago to have Anti Violence Dept? What a joke?
We don't need more police or more public support for our men in blue. We need a PR department led by Frank Drebin! New anti-violence department By Carrie Shepherd, Justin Kaufmann and Monica Eng, Axios News · Jun 23, 2026 Faith leaders, anti-violence groups, and at least two elected officials are calling for the City of Chicago to launch a new Department of Gun Violence Reduction to consolidate efforts to address the issue. Why it matters: The appeal comes during an era of
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11m2 min read
It's a young person's game for the Dems!
Just the way Voldemort planned it. His machine is running against a bunch of socialist kids who nobody likes. The Generational Clash Pitting Democrats Against Democrats Across the U.S. Younger candidates challenge older incumbents in primaries as party continues to fight over its identity Collage of Democratic congressional candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier speaking at a rally and U.S. Rep. Adriano Espaillat walking through the U.S. Capitol. By Sabrina Rodriguez and Ken Th
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46m5 min read
Voldemort to streamline FDA clinical trials for new Drugs
Long overdue. New HHS plan to streamline clinical trials By Maya Goldman, Peter Sullivan and Tina Reed, Axios News · Jun 23, 2026 The Trump administration yesterday launched new efforts aimed at accelerating clinical trials that include allowing a single high-quality late-stage trial with supporting evidence to be sufficient for a drug approval. Why it matters: The efforts come as China's biotech sector is threatening America's long-standing dominance in drug-making and bio
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Bikini-clad Lindsey Vonn shows off her injured leg on yacht four months after horror crash
Said US Ski Team representative T Snitzenheimmer, "We all prayed for Lindsey and that by the grace of the allmighty she may someday look smocking hot again in a bikinki. Praise Allah!" The offical went on to say that the former racer would be representing US Skiing later this month as a contestant on Love Island. Bikini-clad Lindsey Vonn shows off her injured leg on yacht four months after horror crash By Jenna Lemoncelli, NY Post Published June 22, 2026, 3:31 p.m. ET U.S. s
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Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing hubby Bryon
Listen, we don't judge here at the Report. Whatever sick perverted shit you're into is all good. So long as you don't break more than one of the Ten Commandments. I will say I only give Kristi a B minus for her running of ICE. Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing hubby Bryon allegedly continued messaging dominatrix after bombshell report: ‘I’ve been a really bad boy’ By Victor Nava, NY Post Published June 22, 2026 Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husba
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1h3 min read
Is it smart to want your employees to come in 5 days/week?
Yes it's true. Claude below thinks people should come in three days per week not two. On the other hand, Claude himself never shows up. He can only phone it in. Wait a minute, I've always suspected Claude is a she. That would explain a lot. Short version: the best evidence supports something slightly different from how you framed it. The strongest studies don't show that hybrid work makes people more productive — they show it produces equal productivity while substantiall
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10h7 min read
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