As a god fearing Christian, I insist that you insist there shall be no drugs, sex or rock & roll in your house should you have the good fortune to re-house your progeny? Oh, wait? I'm Jewish to there can be rock music at any hour. Moving Back Home Used to Be a Sign of Failure. Now It Shows Financial Savvy. Nearly half of American adults under 30, pinched by the high cost of housing, are living with a parent. It can be an adjustment for both. Casey Wright moved back to her par

I think the city's First Comrade is clearly in love with Trotsky Jr. And BTW towers over the Gov (to her right) who she could handily body slam with one arm. By the way, I celebrated the last two nights, right here in the USA with pyrotechnic displays. Arlington Heights is party of America's breadbasket...where we celebrate the Christian ideals the formed the bedrock of our constitution! Oh, wait a minute. I'm Jewish. Mamdani’s wife Rama Duwaji ditches America 250 bash for

At the height of the Vietnam War, when protests were erupting at college campuses and protest songs filled the airwaves Richard Nixon beat George McGovern in the 1972 election 520 to 17. Yup the second largest electoral majority in this nation's history. Less you think there's not a silent majority (Nixon's term at the time) who having voting on the issue of immigration is now ready to pounce on the idea that communism is on the march. AOC, Mandami and the others are about

I've lost track of the number of cars I've hit while being high on model cement. The poor guy may have meant to "hit" the car, but he did not mean to "run". That was an accident. He's an honorable man and a good husband to one of this nation's true patriots. I am not joking! Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul faces charges in Napa Valley hit-and-run By Ross O'Keefe Published July 4, 2026 Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul, is facing hit-and-run charges after allegedly smashing his conver

Honestly, Miki has had to live in the shadow of Chesnut here entire life. She's never gotten the rccognition she's deserved...why because she's a woman. I can no longer watch this contest. It's too painful. Joey Chestnut wins 4th of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for unrivaled 18th time By Katherine Donlevy, Angela Barbuti and Sofia Poznansky Published July 4, 2026 Joey “Jaws” Chestnut gobbled his way to victory once again at the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot do

High-Earner Families Are Ditching Traditional Schools for Life Skills and AI People who can afford to send their grade-school kids anywhere are choosing new alternative education By Katherine Bindley, WSJ July 3, 2026 9:00 pm ET High-income parents are increasingly choosing alternative K-8 schools that emphasize life skills, entrepreneurial thinking and AI-based learning. There was nothing wrong with the Madison, N.J., public school Ankur Jain’s 11-year-old son attended: Arja

The average American teenager spends over three hours per day reading the Spritzler Report, having their brain filled with tabloid propaganda. No wonder their addicted to cheap drugs and sex. Sorry, I meant cheap sex and drugs. Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16 By Jeffrey Gottfried and Monica Anderson, Pew Research July 1, 2026 Nearly six-in-ten U.S. adults support banning anyone under the age of 16 from using social media sites, according

There is nothing more patriotic than spanking the bare bottom of a dirty commie bastard under the lights of Mount Rushmore. Trump rails against ‘mortal threat’ of communism during America 250 Mount Rushmore speech By Victor Nava and Nicholas McEntyre Updated July 4, 2026 President Trump warned Friday that communism poses a “mortal threat” to the country during a speech at Mount Rushmore on the eve of America’s 250th birthday. “As we approach this magnificent anniversary, we s

Commander T "Tiger" Spritzkoph announced early this morning that the 18 hole links located on Iran's Kharg Island was now controlled by Report staff after approx 47 IRGC fighters were neutralized by a giant 4th of July Blast.

Honestly, Katrine would be more than welcome in Cottonmouth, Mississippi. We're just a bunch of non woke god fearing Christians down here. Plus we could set the couple up in a double wide for a great price. Did I mention that Hank and Earl are identical twins? In San Francisco, Even $180,000 Tech Salaries Are No Longer Enough As OpenAI and Anthropic prepare to go public, tech workers making six figures are grousing that they cannot compete with the new A.I. elite. Some doubt

I asked Claude, what's the deal with computer science degrees? I've heard many recent graduates are having trouble finding work, however many experts claim they'll be in high demand. What gives? Or are only certain type of computer science grads in demand? It's response below. Both things are true — that's the puzzle. The market has bifurcated in a way it hasn't in decades, and if you don't split junior from experienced, you'll keep reaching contradictory conclusions. The num

The Big Apple and Chicago used to have similar crime rates. No more! Data from Of course with Mamdani planning to trim the ranks of NY's police that might impact the future. Fingers crossed for New Yorkers. Sources: Chicago homicide counts and rates from the Chicago Police Department annual reports as compiled by Wikipedia's Crime in Chicago page, and the University of Chicago Crime Lab's 2025 year-end analysis. NYC homicide data from NYPD's CompStat historical report and th

Let me be crystal clear about this, except for a brief stretch in 1986 when I did a stretch for wire fraud, no employee of the Report has ever been criminal charged with wrong doing. Besides I've paid my debt to society. On an unrelated note, if you are indicted it's important to smile for the press. Nobody likes a whiner or a sourpuss. You look guilty. FBI infiltrated Gavin Newsom’s inner circle by convincing governor’s ally to wear a wire: lawyer By Josh Koehn, MY Post Pub

I knew it! That fricken commie rat is basking in a frigid wonderland while my house is like the Amazon Jungle. I literally pouring sweat on to my keyboard as I'm writing this. Mamdani can’t even get City Hall to stick to his 78-degree AC rule — as temps in building hit as low as 54 By Craig McCarthy, Hannah Fierick and Matt Troutman Published July 2, 2026, 7:08 p.m. ET NYC Mayor roasted after recommending New Yorkers set AC to 78 during heat wave Temperatures inside City Ha

I so sick of adolescent influencer sharks looking for attention every fricken Fourth of July! OK, I've watch Jaws a million times. Move on! Swarm of bull sharks shut down NYC’s Rockaway Beach during 4th of July weekend heatwave By Katherine Donlevy, NY Post Published July 2, 2026 A swarm of bull sharks shut down Rockaway Beach Thursday — much to the disappointment of swimmers looking to escape the gruelling heat wave. Multiple sightings of the aggressive predators forced l

Hey Vlad! Time to cut a deal and wrap it up! Can the Kremlin afford to fix Russia’s oil crisis? Thursday, July 2, 2026, 4:53 PM By Alexander Kolyandr, The Spectator For a country that pumps roughly nine million barrels of oil a day – the third highest of any country in the world – Russia has managed to achieve something genuinely remarkable: it cannot keep its own gas stations stocked. More than half of its regions are now reporting shortages, the consequence of a Ukrainian d

Does Edda look naked to you? Exactly. In fact, I would gladly accompany her on any future flights as the Report is commited to the rights of it's staff. That's correct, she's our fitness editor. I'm also calling for a reader boycott of Lufthansa Airlines which is run by a bunch of puritanical former members of the Third Reich (is that even possible). The point is I'm outraged! BTW, brilliant way to get oneself promoted in the national press. Go girl! Fitness influencer ban