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The real average penis size, according to 33 studies
Hold it right there partner. Are you over the age of 18? No? Then stop reading this. The Report is for adults and this is mature content. The real average penis size, according to 33 studies — both length and girth By McKenzie Beard Published Nov. 5, 2026 Men are known to stretch the truth about what’s in their trousers. One study found that the average Joe exaggerates the length of his manhood by around 20% — with one particularly big-talking fellow claiming he was packing
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26 minutes ago3 min read
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production at Texas factory as it struggles to win appeal
Report CEO, T Spritzler to compete this year in Austin Texas in his first F1 race, shown standing next to his modified Tesla Cybertruck. Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production at Texas factory as it struggles to win appeal By Reuters, NY Post Published Nov. 6, 2026 Tesla plans to wind down Cybertruck production at its Texas gigafactory around the middle of next year, CEO Elon Musk said on Friday, as the futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks strugg
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32 minutes ago2 min read
Last call for THC drinks
Listen, call me old fashioned but I'd rather the guy driving towards me is hammered on Jack Daniels. Last call for THC drinks By Monica Eng, Justin Kaufmann and Carrie Shepherd, Axios News Nov 06, 2026 A century after Prohibition, Illinois liquor stores, bars and restaurants are preparing for another last call: This time, it's for THC drinks. The latest: A new state law aimed at cracking down on unregulated cannabis products will force many popular hemp-derived THC beverage
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43 minutes ago2 min read
Tesla and SpaceX are paying the price for Musk's midterm bets.
Musk has many impressive accomplishments. DOGE & Political acumen aren't among them. Neither is the Cybertruck. Elon Musk's post-election rout deepens as SpaceX and Tesla lose $411 billion in market cap Tesla stock is down about 24% for the year as investors weigh Democratic wins in Congress and in Texas, home to both companies By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated November 5, 2026 Tesla $TSLA -10.77% and SpaceX, both led by Elon Musk, extended a stock selloff on Thursday a
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50 minutes ago2 min read
OpenAI signals a new tack on data centers as the political backlash intensifies
If these idiots had said this in the first place they wouldn't be getting their ass handed to them now. They're great at computing...they might consider a taking a night course (Harper Community College) in PR. OpenAI signals a new tack on data centers as the political backlash intensifies The ChatGPT maker pledged to cover power costs at campuses it owns and asked lawmakers to codify similar rules By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated November 5, 2026 OpenAI signals a new t
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52 minutes ago3 min read
The Nasdaq plunges 5% — toward correction territory — as election results spook AI and chip stocks
I'm glad Cornelius Vanderbilt isn't alive to see this. It's downright unpatriotic. The Spritzler Center for Gargantuan Computing will be a contributor towards the economy of Arlington Heights and is more appropriate than the previously planned Bear Stadium. The Nasdaq plunges 5% — toward correction territory — as election results spook AI and chip stocks The S&P 500 and the Dow Jones Industrial Average also fell sharply as investors weighed a possible slowdown in data center
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55 minutes ago2 min read
Pocahontas to get even with the white man?
Revenge is best served cold. She's out for it. Elizabeth Warren’s Power in New Senate Is a Wall Street Nightmare The Massachusetts Democrat is expected to head the powerful Senate Banking Committee By Corrie Driebusch and Dylan Tokar, WSJ Nov. 5, 2026 Sen. Elizabeth Warren is expected to become chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, giving her expansive authority over the financial industry. View more For nearly two decades, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has needled and probed Wa
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11 hours ago5 min read
Economists warn Democratic Congress won't bring quick price relief
Voters elected Trump because of frustration with our border and a 21% jump in inflation during Biden. It's time for a flip flop as they blame the current band of idiots, just in time for the pendulum to swing back in 2028. Meanwhile if you honestly believe either party will be lowering prices your the village idiot. With Democrats in control of Congress, will life get more affordable? Portrait of Rachel BarberRachel Barber USA TODAY Updated Nov. 4, 2026, Midterm voters fed u
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14 hours ago5 min read
Scott Galloway Called for the Execution of Elon Musk Last Night?
What a kidder. I love this guy. Hey, wait he didn't just call for Musk to be lined up against the wall like the Rosenbergs? Oh, he did! Ok, I'll agree that was a little harsh. I still love his podcast. Then again I'm a sabertooth tiger. Scott Galloway Called for the Execution of Elon Musk Last Night? Amy Curtis, Townhall November 04, 2026 10:00 AM They Just Want Affordability? Scott Galloway Called for the Execution of Elon Musk Last Night. That didn't take long. Democrats
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17 hours ago1 min read
California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees’
I'm not sure how I feel about this! I mean I love the headline and everything...but. California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees’ ‘Stayin’ Alive’ By Adam Silverstein, NY Post Nov. 5, 2026 A 97-year-old California man died at his own birthday party moments after dancing to the Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive” — a “dramatic exit” that the fun-loving senior would have wanted. Los Angeles baker Eden Malinoff, 24, revealed the remarkable story of
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18 hours ago2 min read
Socialist Nithya Raman defeats Karen Bass in for battle for LA mayor
I'm sorry but I refuse to accept Chicago is a 3rd rate town. If NYC and LA can be ruled by communists we should too! Mayor Brandon isn't nearly liberal enough for my taste. I'm looking for someone with familial ties to Trotsky. Hey wait a minute? I wonder if Putin has any relatives who'd be willing to relocate to the Windy City? Socialist Nithya Raman defeats Karen Bass in for battle for LA mayor By Jamie Paige Published Nov. 5, 2026, 12:34 p.m. ET Nithya Raman has been proj
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18 hours ago2 min read
The Florida Learject crash. Private more dangerous?
Is Flying Private Less Safe? Here’s How the Rules Differ From Commercial Airlines Fatal crash in Florida highlights differences in regulations of airlines versus charter jet operators By Andrew Tangel, WSJ Nov. 4, 2026 A fatal Learjet crash in Florida has highlighted the differences in safety regulations between operators of private charter flights and commercial airlines. The safety rules for operators of private charter flights are very different from commercial airlines:
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21 hours ago4 min read
The Election Day Revolt That Threatens America’s AI Boom
Want to end up like Germany and France, their economies run over by the innovation and manufacturing dominence of China? Then get ready for data centers. We lose the contest for AI we become an also ran power. Not good. The good news. States that support data centers will see faster economic development and job creation. Electric rates for those locals needn't by higher if these installations have their own natural gas fired generation or eventually modular nuclear plants. T
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24 hours ago6 min read
Texas turned blue this time, why not Florida
I fired up Gemini for a little more context. BTW...being a right wing whackjob I was considering moving my family to Florida. Then and realized it's flat and scorching hot half the year and there's Mickey Mouse. Besides at my age, I'm considering crossdressing and becoming a marxist. 1. Demographic Coalitions and Turnout Dynamics Texas: Democrats' statewide breakthrough was propelled by surging turnout in the fast-growing suburban rings around the major metros (the "Texas Tr
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1 day ago5 min read
I was hospitalized from the same exercise condition that killed the 24-year-old NYC Marathon runner
BTW, I used to do Crossfit and one of my buddies there got Rhabdo after a grueling workout. The guy was a Chicago Fireman in great shape. Like Madina he was doing a workout with tons of pullups. I was hospitalized from the same exercise condition that killed the 24-year-old NYC Marathon runner — my arms swelled by 12 pounds By Patrice Peck Published Nov. 4, 2026, 2:08 p.m. ET Madina Alam knew she should have stopped. But like many fit and healthy people during a workout, she
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1 day ago4 min read
Lockheed Martin paying big settlement for discriminating against whites?
I'm calling on all able bodied Americans to participate in the Spritzler Report boycott of Lockheed Martin products, especially their aircraft. I will not buy another fighter from these goniffs until they clean up their act. I'm so offended that I'm even reaching out to radical muslims. We're all in this together. F-35 Lightning II: its single biggest program. F-22 Raptor: production has ended, but Lockheed still sustains the fleet. F-16 Block 70/72: built for export custome
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1 day ago3 min read
Jessica Alba in hot water over Halloween Costume
I guess my Producer themed party is off for next year's Halloween! Jessica Alba Deletes Halloween Costume Photos amid Split Opinions on Her Nancy Kerrigan Look Alba and a friend dressed up as Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding By Hedy Phillips, People Magazine November 2, 2026 Jessica Alba and Kelly Sawyer dressed as Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding at a Halloween party with a “Hockey Horror” theme Critics called the costumes insensitive to Kerrigan’s 1994 attack, while others
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JD Vance blames Iran war for GOP midterm bloodbath
Is Vance correct? Probably. Did Voldemort have a choice? Nope. Iran was according to many experts (including France's ambassador to the UN) months away from being able to construct up to 9 nuclear weapons. We also had a once in a decade chance to decapitate 100 of there top command with a single bomb strike. The world can't have Iran control the major trade route for energy. Was that worth losing the Senate for six years. Arguably yes. JD Vance blames Iran war for GOP midter
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1 day ago4 min read
Your shyster lawyer is hiring a shyster AI consultant?
As a Jew it's is my dream someday to have a legion of AI based computers filling lawsuits, all having been programmed by Hasidic attorneys. The New Hot Job in Law Doesn’t Require a J.D. Big law firms, legal tech vendors, and in-house legal departments at companies like Microsoft and Nvidia are all hiring legal engineers, a new position for lawyers with A.I. skills. Ankita Puri practiced law for more than a decade before becoming a legal engineer at the technology company Lego
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2 days ago5 min read
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