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Looks like Iran is going to survive the evening.
I know. As much as you were hoping to see some real fireworks tonight it's probably better that Voldemort puts the six guns back in the holster for a bit.
snitzoid
57 minutes ago1 min read
Pope Leo XIV Goes to War
Voldemort is sending the Gerald Ford Naval group to Anzio, Italy. "If the pontiff doesn't shut the f-ck up I'll send the Vatican back to the stone age". Pope Leo XIV Goes to War The pontiff wrongly suggests that pacifism is the sole acceptable moral position. By William McGurn, WSJ April 6, 2026 5:18 pm ET At the Easter Sunday celebration in the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square, Pope Leo XIV delivered a bracing message about the war in Iran: “Let those who have the power to unle
snitzoid
1 hour ago3 min read
Having repeated orgasms in Pilates class.
Listen I'd like to believe Sarah is reaching the height of sexual ecstasy in Pilates class. Hey who wouldn't be rooting for her. Sadly, I think this is a clever ruse to deceive the public. I wouldn't be surprised to find she's not the least bit stimulated and is ... sorry...forgive me...faking it. The lack of honestly here is an affront to all decent people. What people will do to generate clicks. Hey, why do I feature this type of filth on the Report. Don't look my way.
snitzoid
5 hours ago4 min read
How Young Adults Are Getting Priced Out Fast
My advice? Live in Cleveland. The weather sucks, there's nothing to do and ...but the important thing is it's affordable. You can afford to be miserable. April 07, 2026 How Young Adults Are Getting Priced Out Fast World Population Review Housing, wages, and opportunity drifting further apart. For decades, the formula was simple: work hard, get ahead. Today, it’s breaking down. Across the world, young people are earning more education—but less ground. Housing costs outpace
snitzoid
10 hours ago4 min read
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