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Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor Issues Public Apology to Kavanaugh
While we're at it, I'd like to publicly apologize for the impressive body of offensive remarks I've made. Honestly, no one has been spared the wrath of my vile tongue. I can barely sneak a peek at myself (out of the corner of my eye) in the mirror each morning. Like a vampire, I've therefore decided to remove the mirrors from my home. Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor Issues Public Apology to Kavanaugh Liberal justice says she regrets sharply personal criticism over immigrati
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Jury Finds Live Nation Acts as a Monopoly in a Victory for States
This is delicious. I love watching those miserable son's of beaches get their lunch. Take that Tickemaster! Jury Finds Live Nation Acts as a Monopoly in a Victory for States In a verdict that could have far-reaching consequences in the music industry, the live colossus that includes Ticketmaster was found to have violated antitrust laws. By Ben Sisario, NY Times April 15, 2026 A federal jury on Wednesday found that Live Nation, the concert giant that owns Ticketmaster, has o
snitzoid
6 hours ago7 min read
Stocks Hit Record High as Wall St. Looks Beyond War. Or does it like the war?
You going to listen to all the pussies in the mainstream media or the stock market. Voldemort is crushing this war baby. If things turn sour, I will immediately reverse myself. Stocks Hit Record High as Wall St. Looks Beyond War Investors appear to be treating an end to the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran as a foregone conclusion, as the S&P 500 closes above 7,000. By Joe Rennison, NY Times April 15, 2026 The S&P 500 hit a fresh record high on Wednesday, reflecting investors’ opt
snitzoid
6 hours ago4 min read
I'd like to take a moment to sh-t on NATO.
Voldemort is the first gremlin in chief to stand up to these freeloaders. We were expected to pay for their war against Vlad but they turn a cheek when we try to defend their supply of oil. The Dark Lord was right to remark "get your own oil". I'm particularly pissed at Spain who leans towards supporting Iran in this mess. F-ck you. In fact, why are we involved in NATO to begin with? I'm still thinking? For all you intellectually impaired goofs who care what the EU think
snitzoid
15 hours ago6 min read
Voldemort to Iran. "Suck it! Here comes the blockade. Is it a crisis for them?
If it walks like a duck. Yes it is a crisis. I'm not saying I'm enjoying this however. Like the pontiff I'm a man of piece...except where Gaza is concerned. I'm a member of tribe, you understand. Trump’s Blockade Is a Crisis for Iran The economic damage is immediate and threatens the regime if it lasts. By The Editorial Board April 14, 2026 5:01 pm ET Damaged residential building in Tehran on Tuesday. Majid Saeedi/Getty Images Iran’s regime has tried to make this war all a
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15 hours ago3 min read
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