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A New Lost Generation: Why Gen Z Is Unprepared for the Workplace
First of all, they are NOT retarded. I don't like that word. It has no place in the Report. They are behaviorally disadvantaged and need gentle coddling like a delicate flower. A New Lost Generation: Why Gen Z Is Unprepared for the Workplace Young employees often don’t have the skills they need to navigate organizations. Leaders should first understand the problem, and then how to fill the gaps. By Tessa West, WSJ March 1, 2026 12:00 pm ET The workplace can be a tricky place
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27 minutes ago5 min read
Rahm Emanuel Floods Democrats With Criticism and Ideas. Will His Party Listen?
Rahm's whip smart, articulate and provides a great Dem option for a moderate. He's sounds reasonable and thoughtful. BTW he was a pretty mediocre Mayor of Chicago. Didn't move the dial in a positive direction on taxes, business or crime. Ergo, like many politicians, he's a great orator...light in the execution department. Whereas I am offensive and also light in the execution department. Rahm Emanuel Floods Democrats With Criticism and Ideas. Will His Party Listen? Possible
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42 minutes ago4 min read
Who’s winning the missile war?
My assessment based on limited info (that's never stopped me before). A key element remaining in this conflict-The Straits of Hormuz. About 20% of the global supply of oil flow through this body of water. Almost 50% of China's oil supply flows through here. As Claude AI states, Iran still has the ability to threaten tanker traffic. The US must neutralize that threat. Ironically, Iran is threatening their biggest ally China if the Straits are closed. Voldemort can't afford t
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2 hours ago7 min read
Trump’s ultimate target in this war is China
Cain nails it. He's sport on. Every point. Nothing but net. Badabing. Voldemort's made a ton of mistakes during his second term, but his projection of military power to flip the global chess board...they'll be teaching that in game theory classes for years. Nothing short of brilliant. More amazing after decades of watching US leaders lacking the balls to do what's necessary. Trump’s ultimate target in this war is China Geoffrey Cain, The Spectator Mar 5, 2026 The United S
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2 hours ago6 min read
I can't forgive Kristi Noem!
OMG that woman has sex oozing from every pore. She's the devil. BTW, come to think of it she's not a great ICE director. Where was I? Oh, yes I bet she's broken up more marriages than ....I'm thinking...than Hillary Clinton? No that's very wrong. The point is she's able to put men in a hypnotic trance and then deport hard working Americans who simply trying to survive. Satan! BTW...what are you balking at. This is a shameless tabloid. Grow a pair. Kristi Noem grilled on ‘se
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2 hours ago3 min read
Ex-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice urges Voldemort to finish off Iran?
The first Black woman to hold the office of US Secr of State. Whip smart. Very capable and 100% on target here. Ex-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice urges Trump admin to ‘take care’ of Iran for good: ‘Render them incapable’ By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Post Published March 4, 2026, 10:39 p.m. ET Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice urged President Trump to “take care of Iran for good,” praising the bold military action — Operation Epic Fury — that resulted in the death
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2 hours ago3 min read
Did Calif rebuild after the Palisades fire?
Is California more f-cked up than Illinois? I can't process that.
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10 hours ago1 min read
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Voldemort dumps Claude AI and the public reacts? They sign up?
Maybe I should piss off the Dark Lord. That is so he tells the public to stop reading the Report? Millie Giles, Sherwood News 3/3/26 Claude is still top of the US free App Store, as users defect from ChatGPT following Pentagon dealLast Friday, President Trump directed federal agencies to cease using all Anthropic products owing to its very messy, very public dispute with the Department of War (née Defense), which had centered around the potential US military use of its AI. J
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16 hours ago1 min read
Some European Leaders Are Now Openly Challenging Trump Over Iran
It is unfair to assert that Starmer is a spineless jellyfish. That's deeply offensive to jellyfish. As for Sanchez? I think the term "pussy" is more appropriate under the circumstances. Some European Leaders Are Now Openly Challenging Trump Over Iran The leaders of Britain and Spain have engaged in a war of words with Trump over a conflict they say is illegal and unwise By David Luhnow, Max Colchester and Bertrand Benoit, WSJ March 4, 2026 3:14 pm ET British Prime Minister
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16 hours ago5 min read
US submarine sinks Iranian warship by torpedo in a first since World War II
Thomas Horatio Hornblower Spritzler, Commander of the US Ohio Class Submarine Voldemort was credited this morning with the sinking of an Iranian Warship (ShiekYrBooty). Spritzler was quick to point of that he'd been a busy "beaver" in recent weeks with several more "hits" under his belt. According to Claude AI Total count: 20+ Iranian vessels struck or sunk All of the ships destroyed have been military vessels — no merchant ships or civilian tankers. Here's a breakdown: Type
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17 hours ago4 min read
Dems not happy about Iran invasion
This week, the Democrats in the US Senate will introduce a resolution condemning the Naked Gun. Rabid Democrats toss truth aside to rescue Iran’s regime By Betsy McCaughey, NY Post Published March 3, 2026, 7:21 p.m. ET The US Senate is set to vote Wednesday on a resolution that aims to handcuff President Donald Trump, barring him from taking additional military action against the Iranian regime. That measure should be soundly rejected: It’s a violation of the Constitution’s A
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1 day ago3 min read
What's even worse than private equity? Private credit.
Oh, for Christ's sake stopping worrying all the time. You're turning into a real bore. Stop being so tedious. It's only money. Ex-Goldman CEO Lloyd Blankfein sounds alarm on private credit — warning it ‘smells’ like 2008 By James Franey, NY Post Published March 3, 2026, 4:03 p.m. ET Former Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein has warned that the growing private credit market could lead to a financial crisis similar to the one in 2008, potentially affecting retail investors and
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2 days ago3 min read
Iranian leaders get blown up today as they meet to elect new leader.
Abdullah el Snitzelfa, today asked to be removed from consideration as Iran's next supreme leader. He is vacationing in a undisclosed location near Aspen, Colo. When asked about his upcoming feature in Vogue Magazine, he remarked "I think Allah's disciples look a little more current in "white". Israel bombs Iran’s top mullahs as they count votes for next supreme leader By Ronny Reyes, NY Post Published March 3, 2026 The Israeli Air Force struck a top Iranian meeting on Wednes
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2 days ago4 min read
Weds charts
Yes...the early bird gets the chart!
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2 days ago1 min read
Why Claude AI is fighting with the Pentagon? How about growing a pair?
General Jack D Ripper from Kubrick's epic film expresses perfectly my philosophy about weaponry. Are we going to let a bunch of left wing pussies tell us how to defend our country? I suppose the next piece of propaganda we're about to hear is to be weary of nuclear weapons. Better to be feared than loved. And Claude AI can either get on board or get used to being road kill...dagnabbit. A ‘Fight About Vibes’ Drove the Pentagon’s Breakup with Anthropic The AI giant’s CEO Dar
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2 days ago10 min read
Supreme Court Says California Schools Should Notify Parents About Student Gender Changes
Thomas Snitzer Jr, will not be rebranded into the Ayatollah Nancy Snitzer. At least while I'm running the Report. Supreme Court Says California Schools Should Notify Parents About Student Gender Changes Court reinstates judge’s injunction barring schools from using new names, pronouns for students if parents object By James Romoser, WSJ March 2, 2026 8:18 pm ET The Supreme Court ruled California public schools can’t keep parents uninformed if children express a gender identi
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2 days ago4 min read
I'd like to personally congratulate women.
Well played. Keep up the good work!
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