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Livestreaming Nidal Hasan’s Execution Is a Bad Idea
In case you were wondering. "according to the Pew Research Center, two-thirds of U.S. adults favor capital punishment for people convicted of murder". For Report readers. we're going to be featuring a Clint classic during the actual ceremony. America did away with public hangings for a reason—and Hasan might want the attention. By Jason L. Riley, WSJ Oct. 13, 2026 5:02 pm ET Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wants to livestream the execution by firing squad of Nidal Hasan, the t
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6 minutes ago3 min read


Is "private equity" going down?
I'm sick of people deriding the industry insisting they're all a bunch of douchebags. That's completely inaccurate. A more appropriate moniker would be "mostly douchebags". Higher Rates Are Coming for Private Equity—and Smaller Firms Are Already Hurting Firms facing employee turnover as hopes for payouts dim amid sluggish exits By Mark Maurer, WSJ Updated Oct. 13, 2026 New State Capital has lost employees in the past year as prospects for big payouts for some dimmed. View mo
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4 hours ago4 min read
One Acre of Yosemite Has Kicked Off a Battle Over the Future of National Parks
Jesus Christ. There's always some whiner standing in the way of progress. One Acre of Yosemite Has Kicked Off a Battle Over the Future of National Parks A developer wants to build a short road in the park for his planned resort; opponents say it would set a terrible precedent By Kate King, WSJ Oct. 10, 2026 5:30 am ET Half Dome, a well-known rock formation in Yosemite National Park. Angela Owens/WSJ A sliver of meadow and trees on the edge of Yosemite National Park has become
snitzoid
4 hours ago4 min read
Pretty good overview of what works and what doesn't.
Solid. Get's to the points PS. HITT training. Don't agree. If done correct is a massive winner. Ton's of research on this.
snitzoid
7 hours ago1 min read
The Spritzler Report has not yet been fined.
I have a team of compliance officers who dot "I's" and cross "Ts". Ironically most of them are NOT boring. They drink heavily and abuse amphetamines. BTW, I had Claude look into this. Yup, Big Brother does have his hand in your pants.
snitzoid
9 hours ago1 min read
Your kid is about to write a bestseller...about you!
No thank you. I'd prefer to not star in Daddy Dearest. My overriding challenge is to make my progeny proud of the Report. My writing is a guiding light for children around the world. Just the other day, our oldest compared me to Albert Schweitzer! Oh sorry, I forgot, you never made it out of grade school. You're unfamiliar with Al! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Schweitzer Is Your Grown Child Pulling Away? These Are the Early Signs of Estrangement Research shows that
snitzoid
10 hours ago5 min read
China's weakening economy shedding jobs! How this impacts US?
Snitz's take: China's economy has run on two things-A. Producing massive amounts of housing to fuel a move of citizens from the country to urban centers B. Producing massive amounts of goods to export principally to the EU and US. Unlike the US, their society doesn't consume nearly enough to support their economy. It's exports baby. Except the housing market is in free fall. Experts estimate there may be as many as 300 million recently completed unoccupied urban dwellings.
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16 hours ago10 min read
Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky
Hold on! Before you scoff at the headline, these guys have lots in common. They're both evil. They both want Russia to be selling oil and Voldemort is happy to give Putin what he wants (the Donbas) and in return gain access to precious metals (from that region). See! Everybody's happy. Oh, wait a minute, forgot. Urkaine isn't going to be thrilled. Oh well, two out of three isn't bad. Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky By Steven
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20 hours ago2 min read
Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged off plane
For Christ's sake, she's a famous movie actress. She'll allowed to be a little "f-cked up" and go nuts on an airline every 10 years. I am in no position to judge. I've lost count of the times I've been thrown off commercial flights by federal agents. That's why I only fly private. BTW: Below is NOT the current incident on the plane. It's the 10 year old incident on the plane. I think the plane is the one at fault here! Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged of
snitzoid
23 hours ago4 min read
Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS
This is blatant racism! Do you think she'd be under investigation if she wasn't Somali and hadn't committed fraud! Another targeted hit job on a legitimate communist simply trying to do her job (dismantling our government). This is patently unfair! BTW: She's going to win another term (PredictIt betting odds below). Also BTW, this makes me feel better about living the Chicago area. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS as part of probe into Dem’s immigration paperwork By An
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24 hours ago5 min read


Bumble's founder came back and is taking it private.
I know what your wondering? Is Whitney married herself and did she meet Mr Right "on line". She is hitched to Micheal Herd, a successful oil guy apparently worth over $100 million. Did they meet on line? NO! They met the old fashioned way...in person (ski trip introduced by a mutual friend). BTW: I read the Spritzler Report every day. I eat my own cooking. Dating-App Company Bumble in Advanced Talks to Go Private at $1 Billion Valuation Founder Whitney Wolfe Herd expected
snitzoid
1 day ago2 min read
It’s the Economy, Stupid—but How Stupid?
I'll dumb this down. People may be pissed about the economy. The economy isn't necessarily doing poorly, the inflation/high prices people grouse about is the result of 21% inflation during Biden's tenure, during which oil prices were higher/for a longer duration than they are now. Does Voldemort deserve a medal? Certainly not! Does the socialist wing of the Democratic Party offer a solution that's better. Excuse me. You need to think about that? It’s the Economy, Stupid—but
snitzoid
1 day ago4 min read
The Case for Firing Squads
In an effort to be incredibly morbid, I've asked Gemini to evaluate the pros/cons of conventional lethal injections, firing squads and the option of fentanyl. Personally, I believe that all capital crimes should involve not less than 10 years in solitary with an insurance salesman. The debate over execution methods centers on three distinct factors: physiological speed of death, risk of execution failure (botch rate), and the legal and ethical hurdles surrounding the drugs or
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1 day ago7 min read
Israel's election is in two weeks!
It's certainly possible that Bibi will lose. I had Claude weigh in below along with Kalshi's betting odds. Personally, Gadi is no less hawkish but is likely to use some smarter more refined tactics. Either way the nation will remain strongly right wing. Eisenkot runs as a security hawk, not a dove, so a win would look more like a change in how Israel confronts Iran than in whether it does. What likely stays the same Eisenkot has called Iran his top external worry and points
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1 day ago6 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
Can we please move on from a topless Sydney Sweeney!
OMG. Boring! Nothing we haven't seen before. Can we please act likely mature adults and ignore this sophmoric garbage. Please! Topless Sydney Sweeney drops new NSFW ad for prediction market Novig By Malik Smith, NY Post Published Oct. 11, 2026, 2:14 p.m. ET Sydney Sweeney has done it again. Just when it seemed like the fervor surrounding her risqué ad campaign with prediction market Novig had died down, the actress doubled down with a new ad that is just as eye-popping as the
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
Socialists turn on Mamdani? Demand NYPD Boss Tisch be fired?
Hey, easy on the gas. I know it's easy to condemn someone who wants to defund the police or hamstring their ability to fight crime. Not me. I'm taking the high road. And living somewhere else. DSA ‘demands’ Mamdani fire NYPD boss Tisch as socialists turn on mayor over ICE shooting By Carl Campanile, David DeTurris and Jorge Fitz-Gibbon, NY Post Published Oct. 11, 2026, 5:17 p.m. ET The Democratic Socialists of America are demanding Mayor Zohran Mamdani fire police Commiss
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
Globally are dogs or cats favored as pets? No not for dinner stupid?
We don't have sufficient extra food in the house to support another "mouth". I'm not walking anything or anyone. I don't do litter. October 11, 2026 | The World Population Review The Great Pet Divide, Country by Country What our choice of companion says about how we live. 1. The World’s Dog Superpowers When it comes to sheer numbers, a few countries are home to enormous dog populations. 🇺🇸 The United States leads the world with about 89.7 million dogs, according to Wor
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
Bill Maher shits on Frats
I'm glad John Belushi isn't alive to see this. Bluto is going down.
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
Tiger King's co-star has tiger kill intruder?
I blame Kelloggs for this. I always thought Tony was our friend. ‘Tiger King’ star Carole Baskin tells Post that ‘tiger was doing nothing wrong’ when it mauled UK zoo intruder By Shane Galvin and Daniel Cody Published Oct. 10, 2026, 8:52 p.m. ET “Tiger King” star Carole Baskin pleaded with authorities not to kill a tiger that mauled a man who got in its enclosure at a British zoo on Saturday — insisting the beast “was not doing anything wrong.” The famous big-cat activist exp
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2 days ago3 min read
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