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4 minutes ago0 min read
JD Vance blames Iran war for GOP midterm bloodbath
Is Vance correct? Probably. Did Voldemort have a choice? Nope. Iran was according to many experts (including France's ambassador to the UN) months away from being able to construction up to 9 nuclear weapons. We also had a once in a decade chance to decapitate 100 of there top command with a single bomb strike. The world can't have Iran control the major trade route for energy. Was that worth losing the Senate for six years. Arguably yes. JD Vance blames Iran war for GOP mid
snitzoid
13 minutes ago4 min read
Your shyster lawyer is hiring a shyster AI consultant?
As a Jew it's is my dream someday to have a legion of AI based computers filling lawsuits, all having been programmed by Hasidic attorneys. The New Hot Job in Law Doesn’t Require a J.D. Big law firms, legal tech vendors, and in-house legal departments at companies like Microsoft and Nvidia are all hiring legal engineers, a new position for lawyers with A.I. skills. Ankita Puri practiced law for more than a decade before becoming a legal engineer at the technology company Lego
snitzoid
10 hours ago5 min read
Will Democrats Misread Their Victory?
Our daughter went to hear Hillary Clinton interviewed by Scott Galloway this week. When asked she cautioned against her party spending energy trying to impeach Trump or dragging him through the mud. "It will go nowhere". She instead insisted the party needs to start proposing things that "work" and "get the job done" for the average American voter. I'm not a fan of the Clintons, but she just dispensed some sage advice. Will the Democratic leadership listen. Of course not! T
snitzoid
10 hours ago4 min read
Why education reforms fail?
At the Spritzler School for Advanced Design and Situational Awarness students are required to read one classic novel every 36 hours. We start 2nd Graders on Tolstoy. In 4th grade they learn to drive a tractor trailer.
snitzoid
12 hours ago1 min read
Billboards in Multiple Countries Hacked to Show Porn
Said T Snitzhasandi, Chief Information Officer of Al Jazeera Media, we found customer engagement went up 25% after the hack. He have recently signed with OnlyFans to provide intermittent content to boost billboard effectiveness. Billboards in Multiple Countries Hacked to Show Porn Hackers say "anyone with two brain cells" could have done it. By Kyle Torpey, Gizmodo Published November 1, 2026 Sexually explicit footage appeared on digital LED billboards in Egypt, Malaysia, Bra
snitzoid
13 hours ago4 min read
Chris Rock blames demise of 18-year marriage on porn obsession, cheating: ‘Not something I’m proud of’
First of all, we do cover this kind of filth in the Report. Because you insist on reading this garbage. Don't gaslite me because you're a morally bankrupt. Second it happened almost a decade ago and if Chris is ready to move on and apologize to the world, so am I. Third, it's abundantly clear that Compton told Will Smith to blast Chris in the face (Academy Awards). Chris Rock blames demise of 18-year marriage on porn obsession, cheating: ‘Not something I’m proud of’ By Vanes
snitzoid
15 hours ago2 min read
What do I think of the Blue Tsunami?
I'm slightly surprised it wasn't larger. Clinton and Obama similarly midway in their first terms had dismal approval ratings (low 40s%, about 5% higher than the Dark Lord) and lost 65 and 55 congressional seats respectively. Trump lost only 32 because the Democrats message "He's evil/Socialism is better" didn't land spectacularly. Is that good for investors? A split Congress would have been better, but generally speaking, the markets like gridlock (SP500 futures now up 1.115%
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15 hours ago2 min read
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24 hours ago0 min read
I have yet to endorse a candidate this cycle.
Please support Dick when you vote today. For yourself, for the Report, for our nation.
snitzoid
1 day ago1 min read
Meet the divorce evangelists
If you plan to be institutionalized marriage is a good place to start. OMG, I'm channel Henny Youngman. Meet the divorce evangelists Peachy Keenan, The Spectator November 9 2026 American women’s most listened-to podcast is Call Her Daddy. It is hosted by the glamorous Alex Cooper, whose shtick is grilling female celebrities on their sex lives. For example, she made Gwyneth Paltrow rank all her boyfriends according to their sexual skills. I hope her husband and kids didn’t bo
snitzoid
1 day ago7 min read
The Mental Health Industrial Complex: We Better Off?
Helicopter parenting, the over programming of kids and social haven't helped. Nor has the college arms race. Interesting point of view in the video. If some society change occurs the need for therapy mitigates? Is that possible during the coming decade.
snitzoid
1 day ago1 min read
And my final prediction for the midterms is…
He might not be off on this? And my final prediction for the midterms is… Tuesday, November 3, 2026, 11:13 AM Roger Kimball, The Spectator Nov 3, 2026 I’ll be weighing in again on the midterms early Wednesday. But since this is the season of prediction, prophecy, punditry and prognostication, I thought I would take my cards, which I have grasped here in my hand, and lay them on this virtual table. The only thing certain is uncertainty – except when we are talking about the ex
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
The Best College Bargain Is a Super-Pricey Elite Liberal Arts School
Sorry not buying this completely. There may be a shrinking pool of applicants for college, but the acceptance rates for these schools have gone down steadily for the past decade. There's high demand at the top. If your reading this, odds are those bargain basement prices at the elite aren't for you or your kids. Sorry, you're too well off. Honestly, I think automakers should set the price of their vehicles according to the ethnic composition of buyers and financial ability t
snitzoid
2 days ago4 min read
El-Sayed Breaks the Democrats
The Dems are managing to steal defeat from the jaws of victory. Reminds of their efforts to take down Voldemort in court and Russia-gate. It only enhanced their opponent's brand. Had the Dems run on a Clinton type moderate pro growth platform they'd have cleaned up. Not just for this midterm, but would be positioned for the 2028 presidential election. As it now stands, the socialistic arm of their party may win today but will have a tough time in 2028 against a moderate candi
snitzoid
2 days ago4 min read
Trump’s Merkel Strategy on Russia is smart?
Merkl famously warned that the US and other UN nations were engaging in overreach against Putin's interests in Ukraine and this could famously backfire. She was 100% correct. Poking the Bear didn't help. Nor do I excuse the Bear's actions. The EU's future is in peril unless it again has access to reasonably priced energy. High costs for oil and natural gas are literally choking the life out of European manufacturing. It's in Putin's and their mutual interest to wrap this t
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
Ticketmaster was right about Taylor Swift
Beginning this January I will be selling premium access to the Report. That gets you back stage after each show plus early access each morning at 5am.
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
What Snitz is hoping for tomorrow
World piece baby. That's all I care about. But if you ask what would help the US economy (I'm not materialistic and barely care): A split Congress would be nice. Markets love gridlock to keep Voldemort and our elected officials from screwing the pooch. Voldemort and Who's ever in charge (among the Tribe) bombing the crap out of Iran immediately after the midterms to force the straits open for good. It's going to happen soon or later. It might as well be now. Putin cutting a
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
I just bought a house on the coast in Florida. I can't get hurricane insurance?
Easy. No need to panic. Private insurers are too smart to provide this because the cost would be prohibitive. So they have generally pulled the f-ck out. The good news is that the State of Florida provides this at about 1/6th cost that a private insurer would. So if your home gets wiped out by Hurricane Sophia (I just made that part up) some unfortunate dude in Orlando gets to chip and pay a special tax assessment. The same sheet goes on in Calif in wildfire prone areas.
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
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