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White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam
I like to refer to myself as a shyster lawyer but in all honestly it's an honoraary degree. I do love to shine in front of the cameras however. White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam Zacharia has previously referred to herself as lawyer in public appearances By Philip Wegmann and Alexandra Bruell, WSJ Updated Oct. 15, 2026 White House press secretary Katie Zacharia has referred to herself as a lawyer, but hasn’t passed the bar exam in the U.S. View mo
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A Kansas data center developer is offering neighbors $1,000 a year to win approval
I'd ask them to throw in an 18 hole golf course. A Kansas data center developer is offering neighbors $1,000 a year to win approval The $20 million community program accompanies a planned data center campus as the company and city work to finalize details By Cris Tolomia, Quartz News Updated October 14, 2026 Digital Realty plans to give households in De Soto, Kansas, credits of up to $1,000 a year for 10 years as part of a $20 million community investment the company announce
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City back in play for Bears?
I still suspect they'll end up in Arlington Heights. I will continue to avoid buying tickets. City back in play for Bears? By Monica Eng, Justin Kaufmann and Carrie Shepherd, Axios News Oct 15, 2026 Wide view of a packed football stadium on a sunny day. Four helicopters hover in the clear blue sky. A large screen shows a red, white, and blue banner; the field features a red-and-white striped display. A Bears-Jets game at Soldier Field in October. Photo: Courtesy of Michael
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"The" sorority girl scandal
You're damn right I found their recruitment video. That's what you pay me for! BTW, I've been praying for a story like this. I'm bubbling with enthusiasm. America’s top party college rocked by sorority girl scandal as California sisters go scorched earth: ‘We all noticed’ By Erica Andrews, NY Post Published Oct. 14, 2026 A sorority scandal has erupted at one of America’s most notorious party schools after members accused an outside recruitment adviser of sidelining women of
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7h4 min read
The Political Price of Democrats’ Anti-Zionism
Oh the Protestants hate the Catholics And the Catholics hate the Protestants And the Hindus hate the Muslims And everybody hates the Jews The Political Price of Democrats’ Anti-Zionism The party welcomes antisemitic cranks and will have to face the consequences. By Barton Swaim, WSJ Oct. 14, 2026 4:31 pm ET The moral and geopolitical effects of Democrats’ turn against Israel deserve more debate than party leaders want to give them. For now, the conceit that progressives’ ill
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Ilhan Omar Investigation Aims to Build Case for Stripping Her Citizenship
I expect she'll fight tooth and nail to hold onto her citizenship. While she hates the United States, she enjoys living here (& getting a Congressional salary ). Ilhan Omar Investigation Aims to Build Case for Stripping Her Citizenship Authorities have subpoenaed members of the Democratic congresswoman’s family as part of a broader look at their immigration paperwork By John McCormick, Michelle Hackman and Sadie Gurman, WSJ Oct. 14, 2026 The Trump administration is investiga
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Oh, that's why they raided her house!
Ok, I'm no lawyer, but I play one on TV. The issue appears to be: is Omar a legal US citizen. For the answer to be "yes" she would have had to gain status before her 18th birthday. It appears she may altered (ergo lied about) her date of birth to make the cut off. If it turns out she's lied, arguably she's not a citizen and can't continue to hold office. The fact that she's a communist shouldn't count against her. Unless she's a lying communist. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s staff go
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Michael Goodwin: Blakeman outclassed Hochul on debate stage
He may have crushed, but the betting sites have Hochul winning by a landslide. NY better hope the wagering public is wrong. Michael Goodwin: Blakeman outclassed Hochul on debate stage — paving the way for him to win on Election Day By Michael Goodwin, NY Post Published Oct. 13, 2026 Bruce Blakeman came loaded for bear and hit the target. On the campaign trail, the GOP nominee has often seemed too much of a gentleman to throw a hard punch. I was wrong about that — and more imp
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New York governor’s race is neck-and-neck as Kathy Hochul and Bruce Blakeman set to debate
Not according to the betting markets! New York governor’s race is neck-and-neck as Kathy Hochul and Bruce Blakeman set to debate By Alex Oliveira Published Oct. 13, 2026 Gov. Kathy Hochul and Bruce Blakeman are nearly neck-and-neck as they head into the gubernatorial election’s only debate Tuesday, a stunning new poll found. Democrat Hochul leads the Republican Nassau executive 47% to 44%, a Pollfinity survey released Tuesday found. The poll found about 6% of voters were unde
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Is "private equity" going down?
I'm sick of people deriding the industry insisting they're all a bunch of douchebags. That's completely inaccurate. A more appropriate moniker would be "mostly douchebags". Higher Rates Are Coming for Private Equity—and Smaller Firms Are Already Hurting Firms facing employee turnover as hopes for payouts dim amid sluggish exits By Mark Maurer, WSJ Updated Oct. 13, 2026 New State Capital has lost employees in the past year as prospects for big payouts for some dimmed. View mo
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One Acre of Yosemite Has Kicked Off a Battle Over the Future of National Parks
Jesus Christ. There's always some whiner standing in the way of progress. One Acre of Yosemite Has Kicked Off a Battle Over the Future of National Parks A developer wants to build a short road in the park for his planned resort; opponents say it would set a terrible precedent By Kate King, WSJ Oct. 10, 2026 5:30 am ET Half Dome, a well-known rock formation in Yosemite National Park. Angela Owens/WSJ A sliver of meadow and trees on the edge of Yosemite National Park has become
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2d4 min read
Pretty good overview of what works and what doesn't.
Solid. Get's to the points PS. HITT training. Don't agree. If done correct is a massive winner. Ton's of research on this.
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The Spritzler Report has not yet been fined.
I have a team of compliance officers who dot "I's" and cross "Ts". Ironically most of them are NOT boring. They drink heavily and abuse amphetamines. BTW, I had Claude look into this. Yup, Big Brother does have his hand in your pants.
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Your kid is about to write a bestseller...about you!
No thank you. I'd prefer to not star in Daddy Dearest. My overriding challenge is to make my progeny proud of the Report. My writing is a guiding light for children around the world. Just the other day, our oldest compared me to Albert Schweitzer! Oh sorry, I forgot, you never made it out of grade school. You're unfamiliar with Al! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Schweitzer Is Your Grown Child Pulling Away? These Are the Early Signs of Estrangement Research shows that
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Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky
Hold on! Before you scoff at the headline, these guys have lots in common. They're both evil. They both want Russia to be selling oil and Voldemort is happy to give Putin what he wants (the Donbas) and in return gain access to precious metals (from that region). See! Everybody's happy. Oh, wait a minute, forgot. Urkaine isn't going to be thrilled. Oh well, two out of three isn't bad. Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky By Steven
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Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged off plane
For Christ's sake, she's a famous movie actress. She'll allowed to be a little "f-cked up" and go nuts on an airline every 10 years. I am in no position to judge. I've lost count of the times I've been thrown off commercial flights by federal agents. That's why I only fly private. BTW: Below is NOT the current incident on the plane. It's the 10 year old incident on the plane. I think the plane is the one at fault here! Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged of
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Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS
This is blatant racism! Do you think she'd be under investigation if she wasn't Somali and hadn't committed fraud! Another targeted hit job on a legitimate communist simply trying to do her job (dismantling our government). This is patently unfair! BTW: She's going to win another term (PredictIt betting odds below). Also BTW, this makes me feel better about living the Chicago area. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS as part of probe into Dem’s immigration paperwork By An
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Israel's election is in two weeks!
It's certainly possible that Bibi will lose. I had Claude weigh in below along with Kalshi's betting odds. Personally, Gadi is no less hawkish but is likely to use some smarter more refined tactics. Either way the nation will remain strongly right wing. Eisenkot runs as a security hawk, not a dove, so a win would look more like a change in how Israel confronts Iran than in whether it does. What likely stays the same Eisenkot has called Iran his top external worry and points
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