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How more is land worth for raising cattle vs a data center?
This is killing me. I need to get my foot in the door and drain this bucket of endless cash.
snitzoid
9 minutes ago1 min read
I already ordered one of Tesla's flying cars.
I own three Cybertrucks. Enough said. What Tesla’s Flying Roadster Really Means for the Global Auto Race Elon Musk’s latest vision for the company’s sports car has more to do with China than cold-gas rocket thrusters By Tim Higgins, WSJ Oct. 17, 2026 The new Tesla Roadster was pure spectacle. There was the design that gave the sports car an appearance of a jet fighter crossed with a Lamborghini. A suction system that enabled it to hang upside down 69 feet above the ground. A
snitzoid
4 hours ago5 min read
AI-generated women are ripping off comics to promote porn sites
Once again, I think the late Norm Macdonald put this issue in perspective. Fake babes, stolen jokes: AI-generated women are ripping off comics to promote porn sites By Ariel Zilber, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2026, 6:24 p.m. ET A crop of busty, AI-generated women is reportedly stealing jokes from real stand-up comedians — racking up millions of views on Instagram while steering fans toward adult subscription sites including OnlyFans and Fanvue. The digitally manufactured hott
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4 hours ago3 min read
Tom Cruise's new movie becomes the biggest money loser of all time?
Hey, I like a woke preachy climate change narrative as much as the next guy...but did they have to make Cruise resemble Gov Fatso? Why Tom Cruise’s Digger flopped at the box office Tuesday, October 13, 2026 Ross Clark, The Spectator Has climate hysteria finally run its course? I ask because the latest Hollywood blockbuster on the subject seems to have bombed. Digger, in which Tom Cruise plays an oil tycoon so intent on drilling that he causes an ice shelf off Greenland to col
snitzoid
5 hours ago3 min read
Stop crying
OMG, everywhere people sobbing like newborns. Grow a pair people. Show some stick.
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18 hours ago1 min read
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19 hours ago0 min read
Alaska Considers Economic Suicide
Alaska Considers Economic Suicide The state has prospered under Trump, and the vulnerable Sen. Dan Sullivan deserves credit. By Kimberley A. Strassel, WSJ Oct. 15, 2026 5:32 pm ET ‘Build the line! Build the line! Build the line!” The chant roars through the sports center as Sen. Dan Sullivan revs up the crowd. It’s unleashed again when President Trump occupies the stage for his Tuesday midterm rally. The crowd is cheering a proposed 800-mile liquefied-natural-gas pipeline tha
snitzoid
1 day ago5 min read
Should you get some Meta AI RayBans?
Hey, they're $449 but you can video tape people without their knowledge and unleash your own brand of AI fun on the world. You're reading the Report, which means....you're an early adopter. What are you waiting for! Besides, if not for yourself do it for Zuck! Oh, here's the link. Grab your credit card. https://www.ray-ban.com/usa/ray-ban-meta-ai-glasses/gen-3?nis=5&ch=1
snitzoid
1 day ago1 min read
John Kass to shut down website
A great journalist. Sad to see him sidelined by illness. John Kass to shut down website By Monica Eng, Justin Kaufmann and Carrie Shepherd, Axios News Oct 16, 2026 Longtime political columnist John Kass says he's ending his independent news site after suffering five strokes in three years. Why it matters: Kass has been a prominent and sometimes polarizing voice in Chicago journalism for decades, first at the Chicago Tribune and more recently through his own conservative web
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1 day ago1 min read
‘Just get out,’ And let Iran charge terror tolls?
If it were up to me, we'd leave immediately and allow Iran to randsom the world's supply of oil to fund terrorism and a stockpile of nuclear weapons. I say that because I've lost my f-cking mind. The Democratic Hormuz Alternative ‘Just get out,’ Troy Jackson says. And let Iran charge terror tolls? By The Editorial Board, WSJ Updated Oct. 15, 2026 5:48 pm ET Take Hormuz—please! With apologies to Henny Youngman, that appears to be an emerging Democratic message on Iran. In a T
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1 day ago2 min read
Two Christian groups were paid $62M to resettle tens of thousands of Somalis in Minnesota?
Said Miryan Goldberg, Head of the Somali Jewish Alliance "we want to thank our Christian brethren for inviting us into your country to practice our religion and drain your bloated Medicare Funding. Praise Allah". Two Christian groups were paid $62M to resettle tens of thousands of Somalis in Minnesota By Chadwick Moore. NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET Two church non-profits have taken in at least $62 million to build the Somali community in Minnesota — leading t
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1 day ago4 min read
Did Arizona State's hockey coach kill a kid during practice?
I can forgive the loss of life, but his losing record of 165-183-25 is indefensible. Honestly, if this kid had gone to the Lombardi Institute the results would have been entirely different. Arizona State hockey coach exits amid probe into collapse; Dave Hakstol hired Tisha Thompson, ESPN Oct 15, 2026, 04:26 PM Longtime Arizona State men's hockey coach Greg Powers, who was placed on administrative leave after one of his players collapsed during a workout this summer, has left
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1 day ago3 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam
I like to refer to myself as a shyster lawyer but in all honestly it's an honoraary degree. I do love to shine in front of the cameras however. White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam Zacharia has previously referred to herself as lawyer in public appearances By Philip Wegmann and Alexandra Bruell, WSJ Updated Oct. 15, 2026 White House press secretary Katie Zacharia has referred to herself as a lawyer, but hasn’t passed the bar exam in the U.S. View mo
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2 days ago4 min read
A Kansas data center developer is offering neighbors $1,000 a year to win approval
I'd ask them to throw in an 18 hole golf course. A Kansas data center developer is offering neighbors $1,000 a year to win approval The $20 million community program accompanies a planned data center campus as the company and city work to finalize details By Cris Tolomia, Quartz News Updated October 14, 2026 Digital Realty plans to give households in De Soto, Kansas, credits of up to $1,000 a year for 10 years as part of a $20 million community investment the company announce
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
City back in play for Bears?
I still suspect they'll end up in Arlington Heights. I will continue to avoid buying tickets. City back in play for Bears? By Monica Eng, Justin Kaufmann and Carrie Shepherd, Axios News Oct 15, 2026 Wide view of a packed football stadium on a sunny day. Four helicopters hover in the clear blue sky. A large screen shows a red, white, and blue banner; the field features a red-and-white striped display. A Bears-Jets game at Soldier Field in October. Photo: Courtesy of Michael
snitzoid
2 days ago2 min read
"The" sorority girl scandal
You're damn right I found their recruitment video. That's what you pay me for! BTW, I've been praying for a story like this. I'm bubbling with enthusiasm. America’s top party college rocked by sorority girl scandal as California sisters go scorched earth: ‘We all noticed’ By Erica Andrews, NY Post Published Oct. 14, 2026 A sorority scandal has erupted at one of America’s most notorious party schools after members accused an outside recruitment adviser of sidelining women of
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2 days ago4 min read
The Political Price of Democrats’ Anti-Zionism
Oh the Protestants hate the Catholics And the Catholics hate the Protestants And the Hindus hate the Muslims And everybody hates the Jews The Political Price of Democrats’ Anti-Zionism The party welcomes antisemitic cranks and will have to face the consequences. By Barton Swaim, WSJ Oct. 14, 2026 4:31 pm ET The moral and geopolitical effects of Democrats’ turn against Israel deserve more debate than party leaders want to give them. For now, the conceit that progressives’ ill
snitzoid
2 days ago4 min read
Ilhan Omar Investigation Aims to Build Case for Stripping Her Citizenship
I expect she'll fight tooth and nail to hold onto her citizenship. While she hates the United States, she enjoys living here (& getting a Congressional salary ). Ilhan Omar Investigation Aims to Build Case for Stripping Her Citizenship Authorities have subpoenaed members of the Democratic congresswoman’s family as part of a broader look at their immigration paperwork By John McCormick, Michelle Hackman and Sadie Gurman, WSJ Oct. 14, 2026 The Trump administration is investiga
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2 days ago4 min read
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