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They forgot Nvidia which has a market cap of $4.2 trillion.
snitzoid
2 hours ago1 min read
Walmart joins the trillion-dollar club, becoming only the third non-tech American firm to do so
Walmart joins the trillion-dollar club, becoming only the third non-tech American firm to do so Chart R Walmart’s market capitalization crossed the $1 trillion mark for the first time on Tuesday, making it the first traditional retailer to reach the milestone — and joining a club dominated by big tech. One short of a dozen So far, only 11 US companies have ever reached the four-comma club. Tech behemoths such as Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, and Alphabet crossed the threshold yea
snitzoid
4 hours ago2 min read
Eli Lilly winning the GLP1 game over Novo Nordisk.
USA USA USA! We invented being obese. Hey Denmark, get the f-ck out of here! The weight loss drug giants are going in opposite directions Novo Nordisk invented the modern weight loss drug market with Ozempic. But it's Eli Lilly that is now best positioned to scale that market profitably By Catherine Baab Published 6 minutes ago It’s a tale of two weight loss drug giants: The best of times for some, the worst for others. Shares of Novo Nordisk have fallen roughly 17% this wee
snitzoid
8 hours ago2 min read
Doberman pinscher named Penny wins best in show at 150th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
I think it's disgraceful that this vicious dog has been held up as a nation icon. Doberman pinscher named Penny wins best in show at 150th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show By Associated Press Published Feb. 3, 2026 The dog was Penny. The win was priceless. A Doberman pinscher named Penny won best in show Tuesday night at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, netting US show dogs’ most coveted prize — and giving veteran Andy Linton another win after nearly four decade
snitzoid
8 hours ago3 min read
The Clintons knew Team Trump was coming — and waved the white flag over Epstein
OMG, it's getting to the point where having a legging 20 year old on your lap is a federal offense. I think it's patently unfair that Bill has been unfairly given the moniker of a "womanizer". Sorry I meant Monika not moniker. The bottom line: I choose to believe the president did nothing wrong. You should also. Michael Goodwin: The Clintons knew Team Trump was coming — and waved the white flag over Epstein By Michael Goodwin, NY Post Published Feb. 3, 2026 At first glanc
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8 hours ago5 min read
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