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Data-Center Backlash Leads to a New Land Rush in the Texas Oil Patch
I can't wait to see the next season of Landman. Billy Bob Thornton becomes a Data Center Developer. Data-Center Backlash Leads to a New Land Rush in the Texas Oil Patch Big landowners in the Permian Basin aim to capitalize on Nimby rebellion against AI projects around the U.S. By Benoît Morenne, WSJ Aug. 9, 2026 8:00 pm ET Permian Basin landowners including Texas Pacific Land, LandBridge and EagleRock plan to lease land and sell resources to AI data centers. View more Energy
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2 hours ago4 min read
Haverford Admits Its Antisemitism Problem
A bunch of Jewish lawyers carrying burning torches and pitchforks into battle. Damn right they settled! Haverford Admits Its Antisemitism Problem The college settles a lawsuit by Jewish students amid ugly facts. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Aug. 9, 2026 5:21 pm ET Universities that typically hunt for discrimination under every stone couldn’t muster the will to defend Jewish students after the Hamas massacre of Oct. 7, 2023. Protesters were allowed to break rules to bully Jews
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3 hours ago3 min read
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3 hours ago0 min read
Viva la DSA Revolution!
Ok, I'm going to make this really simple. Even for you. Whatever you may think of Trump, when he turns over the helm in 2028 this national will be just fine. The economy will be humming along, the border will be generally secure, we'll have generally favorable business policies in place. Not saying, Voldemort hasn't make some horrendous mistakes along the way, only that the US will be poised to kick some serious ass. Put a bunch of far left socialists in charge...that won
snitzoid
10 hours ago4 min read
If You Get in a Car Crash, the Risk Is Growing Your Insurance Won’t Pay
I fricken knew it! That dirty little reptile is a con artist ready to strip you of your life savings! If You Get in a Car Crash, the Risk Is Growing Your Insurance Won’t Pay Americans require a policy as a condition of driving, but it often doesn’t provide the backstop car owners expect By Jean Eaglesham and Jaclyn Jeffrey-Wilensky, WSJ Aug. 9, 2026 Depending on the type of crash, the chance of getting a payout from your insurer has become increasingly remote. Auto insurers d
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16 hours ago7 min read
Sales Are So Low, California Wineries Are Burning Their Vineyards
Do you really want to keep drinking wine? You know this leads to intoxication and inappropriate behavior. Believe me! I know! You think I'm this offensive without some help? I need to put down the bottle. I mean, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. BTW: I love the DEI provided in the 1970s on network television. Sales Are So Low, California Wineries Are Burning Their Vineyards The rise and fall of pinot noir symbolizes the larger struggles of t
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16 hours ago6 min read
Maher thinks it unfair to release Fauci diary? Is he right?
Is Fauci an old fart who made some innocent mistakes and should be left alone? Nope! More than any other Amercian, this little prick is responsible for eroding trust in our public health system and spreading some pretty awful misinformation which caused a lot of havoc. Strong words but 100% accurate. Worst, he tried to intimidate, threaten and derail the careers of any reputatble scientists who disagreed his false narrative. Fauci was fully aware that the advice (and rules)
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16 hours ago3 min read
Mamdani taps Israel-hating, anti-cop radicals for NYC school board
I think "hating" is grossly misleading. Rather "intensely disliking" is more accurate. And NYC's mayor loves the police, he just prefers to have less of them...a lot less. And for them to dress in rainbow colored jumpsuits. And yes, I do like constantly shitting on the Big Apple's Mayor. Mamdani taps Israel-hating, anti-cop radicals for NYC school board By David Spector, NY Post Published Aug. 8, 2026 Mayor Zohran Mamdani has inserted radical anti-police and anti-Israel mem
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16 hours ago3 min read
Are Weight-Loss Drugs Also Longevity Drugs?
Talk about a tricky subject to analyse? First off, almost 70% of our health costs are associated with chronic disease. The driver of that? Overeating and obesity! Reduce the size of the average citizen and watch health costs drop and health increase. Plus GLP1s are dropping in price. Before long, they might be in the same category as Statins? Of course, back in the 1960s only about 9% of Americans were obese (vs 45% today). Diet and lifestyle did the trick. I guess people don
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1 day ago4 min read
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Elon Musk to build the biggest building in the world
Generally speaking, if it's BIG I'm in favor of it! I don't think this requires any further explanation. Elon Musk to build the biggest building in the world — spanning a colossal 100M square feet By Mary K. Jacob, NY Post Published Aug. 7, 2026 Elon Musk is about to build something so big it will make the Pentagon look like a strip mall. Tesla and SpaceX confirmed Thursday that Terafab, their jointly built semiconductor megafactory, will rise in Grimes County, Texas, just o
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1 day ago4 min read


The Spritzler Humanities Rehabilitation Institute.
Are you a Gen Z male who studied the Humanities at an elite college? Low T? No work prospects? Haven't gotten er...how can I say this gracefully...laid recently. The you need the Spritzler advantage. Our trade school will have you laying piping in 8 short weeks as well as becoming a licenced plumber.
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1 day ago1 min read
The limits of China's military reach
Zeihan on target. BLAM!
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2 days ago1 min read
Do most Americans favor the death penalty
I do support the consumption of Liquid Death however! Most Americans Favor the Death Penalty for Those Convicted of Murder Wide partisan gaps over whether capital punishment is morally justified, deters people from committing serious crimes ByJ. Baxter Oliphant and Andy Cerda, Pew Research Aug 6, 2026 As the Trump administration and some states seek to expand the application of the death penalty, about two-thirds of Americans (66%) now favor the death penalty for people convi
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2 days ago4 min read
A grim turning point has been reached in Russia’s war on Ukraine
Ukraine is putting up a valiant fight but like I've been saying for the past year, Putin's going to edge this one out, get the Donbas and declare victory. He won't stop no matter how many Russians "buy it" short of that. Sad for both nations, the grim reality. A grim turning point has been reached in Russia’s war on Ukraine Owen Mathews, The Spectator Wednesday, August 5, 2026 An important turning point has been reached in Russia’s war on Ukraine. But unfortunately for Kyiv
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2 days ago5 min read
Snitzlink!
Why use Starlink when you can own your very own Spritzler Satellite. Named after your nearest relative!
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2 days ago1 min read
Globing warming is out. Global boiling is in!
I've always aspired to be "medium rare". BTW...this video is gold baby!
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2 days ago1 min read
Former NBA Player Declares For WNBA Draft
He could have chosen anyone to represent him in negotiations with the WNBA. He' choose Spritzler Sport Agency Associates. Former NBA Player Declares For WNBA Draft “If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.” Drew Berkemeyer, The Daily Wire Aug 7, 2026 Former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom declared himself a prospect for the 2027 WNBA Draft on Friday, challenging the league to explain how its
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2 days ago3 min read
Cheryl Reeve advocates for transgender athletes ahead of another Sophie Cunningham rally
Coach Reeve's in only trying to protect Trans rights, by allowing them to beat the shit out of biological female competitors. What a shrew. Cheryl Reeve advocates for transgender athletes ahead of another Sophie Cunningham rally By Howie Kussoy, NY Post Published Aug. 2, 2026, 12:38 p.m. ET Before the Indiana Fever face the Minnesota Lynx on Sunday, a demonstration in support of the WNBA star will be held outside the Target Center in Minneapolis, marking the Fever’s third st
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Aug 22 min read
A year later, was the Sydney Sweeney jeans add a winner?
The video shows the tactics and background going into the ad campaign. After decades the brands sales were moving in the wrong direction and they need to throw a Hail Mary pass. Since the ad launch their stock is up 70%. So are their sales (below). Some of that is attributable to their sister brand (Aerie) and it's endorsement deal with Travis Kelcy. I'd put this one in the "win" column.
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Aug 21 min read
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