As usual the WSJ doesn't provide any context for this story. Slackers. That's why you have me and my trust sidekick Claude (see additional analysis after the story). These two whack jobs, represent about 24% of the 2,000 acres needed to build the data center. It's unclear how many of their neighbors want to sell, but it appears the majority do. Whether these ladies end up ruining it for everyone or the buyer decides to build on a slightly smaller scale is anybodies guess. I

I'd like to be crystal clear, the Spritzler Insider Trading ETF does not actually conduct trades based on illegally obtained insider information. We only claim that to our investors. In reality, we have a chimpanzee throw darts at the big board and invested based on where they land. Stock-Picking Funds Are Performing as Poorly as Ever Just 13% of U.S. large-cap funds have outperformed indexes over the past decade, new data show By Jack Pitcher, WSJ Aug. 15, 2026 9:00 pm ET O

Hey, wait the f-ck a minute. Have you read the Quran? I thought so. Do you wear a hijab to yoga or the gym? Ever tried one? Exactly. Quick to judge are we? Ever blow up a public building or a synagogue? Don't judge unless you've walked in another man's shoes and are about to meet Allah! California high school students given Qurans, encouraged to wear hijabs during class trip to mosque By Ross O'Keefe, NY Post Published Aug. 15, 2026 Parents of Bay Area high school students ta

My computer just suggested it perform a prostate exam. That's not right! I always that Mac was just waiting for the right opportunity to violate me. Want Concierge Medicine? AI Can Deliver It It can analyze years of a patient’s history and flag risks in a way a physician can’t during a brief visit. By Tom Rosenblatt, WSJ Aug. 14, 2026 2:02 pm ET After moving to New York last year, I went looking for a primary-care doctor. If I wanted to see someone near my home soon, the choi

Excuse me? Who blinks first? We're going to start blowing up bridges, power plants, oil depots and if we're really irritated unleash Israel to do a redo of Gaza City. What sort of _tards are they hiring to write over there at the WSJ? The Iran War Is Now About Who Blinks First Under Economic Pressure Trump doubles down on sanctions and a blockade while Tehran bets high oil prices will force Washington to relent By Georgi Kantchev and Laurence Norman, WSJ Aug. 14, 2026 Senior

You won't believe this! Trump just signed a $56 million deal to sign James Bond to the NSA. Rumor has it that the CIA might out bid that! Why Britain Is Shedding Millionaires Blame high taxes and ‘a culture which is hostile to wealth creators.’ By The Editorial Board, WSJ Aug. 14, 2026 5:24 pm ET U.K. Prime Minister Andy Burnham James Manning/PA Wire/ZUMA Press ‘When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life,” remarked the 18th-century English writer Samuel Johnson. In th

I know what this is about. It's a theatrical stunt so Mass can grab the podium spot for most liberal state. Just wait...Minn, Calif and NY aren't going to take this lying down. The Fat Lady hasn't sung yet. Massachusetts Enacts Abortion Until Birth Gov. Maura Healey shows that there are extremists on both sides of the issue. By Emma Camp, WSJ Aug. 14, 2026 4:11 pm ET Democrats have a habit of enacting abortion laws that are extreme by any reasonable definition, and then feig

Sorry, I gotta cry foul here. If you make up a bunch of sheet to promote your life into a best-selling novel (merchandising your status as a minority) and get called out for lying...don't put 100% of the blame on the mob that jumps on. It's a cruel world out there. Sure, get a certain amount of criticism for being a literary jackass. Do I contemplate taking my own life? No, I simply ignore my detractors and continue to shovel filth. Then again, nobody read this garbage so I'm

Five steps? Hmmm. I could have done it in three. BTW, I used to date Ms Spanberger. What a beach! She never picked up a single dinner tab and nor stopped complaining. "Pick up your socks, close the toiletseat cover". Virginia’s Democrats show us how to wreck a state in 5 easy steps By Jason Miyares Published Aug. 14, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET Political pros have a saying about how our two parties handle defeat and victory. When Republicans lose, the pundits say, they fear they’l

OMG, what a bunch of pathetic crybabies. We're in a shooting match with the fricken Chinese for world domination you idiot! Now listen up buttercap. We're going to plop down a shitton of these in Texas's Permian Basis and power them with their privately owned natural gas generation plants (eventually modular nuclear reactors) and YOU...are going to shut the f-ck up! The rebellion against data centers is growing Robert Bryce, The Spectator August 17 2026 There’s an old saw in

Said T. Spritzler, Bodhana's agent and chess coach, "I just entered her in the Scripts National Spelling Bee. The kid's literally a cash machine". She’s the Newest Queen of Chess—and She’s Only 11 Years Old Though Bodhana Sivanandan picked up the game just six years ago, she is now a British champion. And she routinely beats men and women many times her age. By Andrew Beaton, WSJ Aug. 14, 2026 6:00 am ET Bodhana Sivanandan won Britain’s women’s chess championship at age 11.

You want to know the problem? I said Do you want to know the problem here! I'll tell you the problem. A bunch of spoiled, entitled, limp-wristed dilettantes taught by pseudo-intellectual Trotskyites. I quit! I just turned in my honorary Professorship at Harvard. It's all too much. I'm f-cking done. How Colleges Produce Socialists When your first brush with adulthood involves endless consumption and no cost, it gives you the wrong idea of how the world works. By Kimberlee Jose

That's what I'm taking about! Trump says he’ll declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory after defeating Iran, during Long Island rally By Steven Nelson, NY Post Published Aug. 14, 2026, 4:08 p.m. ET WASHINGTON — President Trump said Friday that he plans to declare the Strait of Hormuz “a territory of the United States” after the Iran war — as he again slammed US allies for not helping break Tehran’s hold on the waterway. “After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very bad

Did I ever mention I'm a competitive Sumo Wrestler? I'm ok with all this sheet. Strangely I'm not allowed in our team locker room? Most Americans are uncomfortable with transgender athletes on sports teams that don’t match their birth sex By Hannah Hartig, PEW Research Aug 11, 2026 Transgender athletes’ participation in women’s and girls’ sports has been in the public spotlight this summer. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in June that states can restrict transgender women and

I'm not like most people. I lived with a romantic partner I was married to. So take that PEW! Most U.S. adults have lived with a romantic partner they’re not married to by their early 40s ByJake Hays, PEW Research Aug 12, 2026 It’s common for adults in the United States to live with a romantic partner they’re not married to – what demographers call cohabitation. Around three-quarters of Americans in their late 30s or early 40s have done this at some point in their lives. Sti

Four days ago I authored a story finding humor at this poor bastard being caught for lying. Now, I can't help wondering if he read the Report and BAM! I carry tremendous weight as a prominent journalist and hey wait the f-ck a minute! What if I'm similarly discovered to be fabricating my work product. Will I do the unthinkable? Honestly, no. I'll keep on lying. I have no shame. Apologize, cry a bit on network TV, claim your going in for drug treatment. I've got my con

That may be true but we have wonderful weather. “Illinois among worst in U.S. for population growth, job growth, wage growth Illinois Policy Illinois ranks among the worst in the country on several economic metrics. Illinois still is suffering from people moving out. Since 2018, the state’s has lost more than 168,000 residents, or over 1% of its population. Illinois ranks 48th among the 50 states in both population growth rate and total population growth. Pritzker’s second te

You are either the hammer of the nail. The Report is the journalist hammer. Suck it NY Times! America gets the AI boom. Europe gets the layoffs Matthew Lynn, The Spectator Friday, August 14, 2026, 11:13 AM The management consulting giant Accenture has laid off 11,000 people. The reason? It turns out that a smart chatbot can churn out meaningless waffle about “boiling the ocean” just as well as a recently hired MBA. Oracle has cut more than 20,000 jobs, as it discovered that