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China is the real loser from the Jensen Huang affair?
China is the real loser from the Jensen Huang affair Matthew Lynn, The Spectator Monday, November 9, 2026 The pictures will be all over the internet. Social media will be buzzing with memes, the Netflix dramatization is probably already being scripted, while even the usually sober financial press will have something a lot racier than tariffs and currency swaps to write about. The affair between the Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and the Chinese “honeytrap” agent Alice Huang makes fo
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Chappelle jokes about Kirk's shooting?
No you "shouldn't say that" douchebag. Would you like it if someone joked about the murder of your wife or kids? Kirk may have been a bible thumper. That doesn't mean he deserved to be snuffed out. That doesn't mean Norm's comments on the death of the Crocodile Hunter weren't brilliant. Erika Kirk blasts ‘leftist’ comedians after Dave Chappelle’s joke about husband Charlie’s murder: ‘Beyond disgusting’ By Zoe Hussain, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2026, 11:32 p.m. ET Erika Kirk
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The average flight at Ohare taxis' for 30 mins?
N0, this isn't some cheap PR stunt for the Report, I simply don't have the time to fly commerical. O'Hare goes nowhere fast Axios News Nov 9, 2026 O'Hare Airport just had its busiest summer ever. But for passengers spending what feels like an eternity taxiing to the runway, it might have felt like the longest, too. Why it matters: Chicago officials are celebrating record traffic at O'Hare, but the airport's notoriously long taxi times raise questions about whether all that a
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59 minutes ago2 min read
Should you take testosterone?
Are you a underage reader of the report? Are you running around most of the day with a raging hard on? Then this story is not for you. Unless you are a biological female in which case please call the Spritzler Sexual Institute immediately. The ‘Low T’ craze and rise of TRT has a dangerous catch men need to know By Dr. Marcus Goncalves, NY Post Published Nov. 9, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET Today’s influx of online and TV commercials about “Low T” might convince you that American men a
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1 hour ago4 min read
Trump backs away from hardline immigration policy after midterms blowout: ‘I think it was too tough’
It takes a big demonic character to admit he's wrong. Honestly, today I think he may better be described as the Charcoal Grey Lord. Trump backs away from hardline immigration policy after midterms blowout: ‘I think it was too tough’ By Allie Griffin, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2026 President Trump admitted his hardline immigration policy went too far after the GOP’s sweeping losses in the midterm elections last week. Trump said his administration’s rapid deportations turned of
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Nvidia's "Johnson" runs amok. Imperils the company.
Said Spritzler Behavior Institute Director, T Freud Snitzenheimer, "I'm beginning to think that men would display superior cognitive function without a penis. It seems to cloud judgement. Sadly we haven't figured out the procreation thing." Stock Market Today: Nvidia Stock Slides After Chip Maker Opens Probe Company to investigate reports that CEO Huang was spying target after affair; shares fall Shares in chip giant Nvidia are sliding after the company’s board launched an i
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Is AI really taking white collar jobs? Perhaps not...yet?
It's not that I have an oversized ego, ratherI have large ambitions for the Spritzler Brand. This is not a CEO casting an oversized footprint or lacking authenticity. Is AI Taking White-Collar Jobs? What the Latest Numbers Tell Us Strong hiring at law offices, consulting firms staves off fears of job apocalypse By Ian Hodgson, WSJ Nov. 7, 2026 11:09 am ET U.S. professional and business services added 70,000 jobs in October, easing fears that artificial intelligence is causin
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16 hours ago3 min read
Will China upend the US car market? Waymo?
I'm a ready to be an early adopter. I want a BYD! The Race to Remake the U.S. Auto Market Will Chinese cars, autonomous cars or click-to-buy cars win in the next decade? By Andy Kessler, WSJ Nov. 8, 2026 1:35 pm ET You know the 80/20 rule, but I prefer 20/80. I’ve noticed that in the consumer-technology world, if something gets to 20% market share, it will likely get to 80%—think of VHS players, CDs, PCs, smartphones. A lively lunchtime discussion with Quin Garcia from Autote
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18 hours ago4 min read
How does socialism work in France?
What if Bernie, Mamdani and their comrades had their way here in the US?
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19 hours ago1 min read
Which nation watches the most social media per person?
You're wondering which nations dominate social media by total hours viewed and how much does each user watch? Me too! The story below is good but missing that metric. Claude to the rescue. Social Media Use by Country: Who Is Logging Off? World Population Review Nov 8, 2026 A global look at changing online habits. For years the story of social media was one of relentless growth. In a few of the world’s biggest markets the numbers have now started to slip, while in others tim
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21 hours ago4 min read
Don’t Trust the Market’s Knee-Jerk Reaction to the Midterms
I'm hunkering down in my bomb shelter and waiting this one out. Don’t Trust the Market’s Knee-Jerk Reaction to the Midterms Politically driven trades can be justified, but they might backfire once postelection hype settles down By James Mackintosh, WSJ Nov. 8, 2026 5:30 am ET Wall Street has good reason to worry in the wake of midterms. Jeenah Moon/Reuters Take a breath. When it comes to trading politics, the truth is that no one knows anything. The scale of the selloff since
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Stephen Colbert rushed out of Harvard event, accosted by union protesters
I wonder if he's enjoying his retirement? I certainly am! Stephen Colbert rushed out of Harvard event, accosted by union protesters By Daniel Cody, NY Post Published Nov. 7, 2026 Liberal former late-night host Stephen Colbert had to be rushed out of an event at Harvard after someone pulled a fire alarm as hundreds of union protesters shouted outside over his decision to cross their picket line and give a talk at the school, according to reports. Cellist Yo-Yo Ma took the stag
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NYC ‘principal’ — being paid nearly $200K to run a school that doesn’t exist
Premiering today, KSnitz's new Rap song about this clown. NYC ‘principal’ — who’s also a rapper — being paid nearly $200K to run a school that doesn’t exist By David Spector, NY Post Published Nov. 8, 2026 This is Ludacris. An NYC educrat who moonlights as a rapper is raking in an eye-watering $192,374 principal’s salary for not running a school, The Post has learned. Caleb Haraguchi-Combs was a vice principal in BORO when he was handpicked in January to become “project direc
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The dark side of K-pop.
What's K Pop? This Sheet! According to Gemini, K-Pop's global audience runs about 150 million active fans trending towards Gen Z and Millennials (mostly female). The viewing audience spans Asia, American and Latin American. The dark side of K-pop by Sarah Hurtes and Jin Yu Young, The NY Times Nov 8, 2026 We talked to dozens of former K-pop idols, producers and lawyers about what really happens behind the glitter. Child stardom has always had a dark side. The studio pressured
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Ten Months of War to Gain 46 Square Miles: How Russia Is Failing on the Battlefield
It could be deal time! Ten Months of War to Gain 46 Square Miles: How Russia Is Failing on the Battlefield Ukrainian forces have foiled Moscow’s offensive in the Donetsk region. The Russian army is making one more push By Ian Lovett, Ievgeniia Sivorka and Andrew Barnett, WSJ Nov. 6, 2026 11:00 pm ET Russian forces gained only 46 square miles of territory in Ukraine through October 2026, compared with 1,874 square miles in 2025. Russia entered the fifth year of its full-scale
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2 days ago4 min read
Think homes expensive here? Try over the pond!
Stop whining. You could be home shopping in China. Where Young People Can Still Afford a Home, Ranked World Population Review Nov 7, 2026 A closer look at housing costs and incomes. 1. 🏠 The Most Affordable Countries Start with the places where homes cost the fewest years of income. 🔑 Oman and Saudi Arabia lead the world, with a home price-to-income ratio of just 3.1. South Africa follows at 3.2 and the United States at 3.3. Qatar stands at 5.2, Denmark at 6.5, Palestine at
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Should you buy free range eggs
Listen, the cheap eggs have the same macronutrients but a slightly inferior fat profile. Plus they don't look as appealing if you eat raw on a plate (which I love to do). For me, the real issue is how we treat chickens. I'm ok with eating fried chicken and I love beef, but the thought of a chicken sitting in a Matrix style like hen house all day seems a little dystopian to me. I realize I could become a vegetarian but I'm not interested. I compared Walmart’s Great Value eg
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Bill Maher crushing again
I love it when "hit's it". BAM
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2 days ago1 min read
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