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Israel furious with Trump for being left out of the US-Iran peace talks.
They got left at home because they didn't follow Voldemort's order. Suck it Bibi. Any other President bomb the sheet out of Iran? No. The word's you're looking for are "thank you benevolent leader". BTW, nobody cares if you're furious. Shut the f-ck up. Else no more aid or weaponry for you. Israel furious with Trump for being left out of the US-Iran peace talks: ‘It’s a huge mess’ By Ronny Reyes and Caitlin Doornbos Published June 23, 2026 Many on Israel’s right are fuming a
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10 minutes ago3 min read
Orders From Teachers Union Headquarters: No School Choice for You
Here's a good one. What's the difference between a Teacher's Union official and a Rattle Snake? Actually, I don't know that one. There's no difference? Orders From Teachers Union Headquarters: No School Choice for You Randi Weingarten and Becky Pringle tell Democratic Governors who’s your daddy? By The Editorial Board, WSJ June 23, 2026 5:41 pm ET Readers sometimes say we’re partisan when we point out that Democratic politicians these days take political dictation from teac
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17 minutes ago3 min read
Mamdani's dirty Commie comrades win primaries. Dagnabit!
If they rename the Big Apple after Trotsky I'm going to be really upset. Three Mamdani-Backed Candidates Win Democratic Primaries in New York Brad Lander, Claire Valdez and Darializa Avila Chevalier notch victories over Democratic establishment By Joseph De Avila and Alyssa Lukpat, WSJ Updated June 23, 2026 11:28 pm ET Progressive allies of Zohran Mamdani swept New York’s primaries, defeating mainstream Democrats and boosting his standing. Progressive allies of Zohran Mamdani
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20 minutes ago4 min read
Oracle slashed 21,000 jobs — nearly 13% of its workforce — over the past year
Yes, but that's 161,000 jobs they didn't cut! Oracle slashed 21,000 jobs — nearly 13% of its workforce — over the past year The company spent $1.8 billion on restructuring costs as it cited AI deployment as a driver of workforce reductions By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Published 22 hours ago According to its annual regulatory filing, Oracle $ORCL -5.66% ended fiscal year 2026 with roughly 141,000 full-time employees on May 31 — 21,000 fewer than the 162,000 it counted at the
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25 minutes ago2 min read
Los Angeles Voters Could Decide Whether Noncitizens Vote in City Elections
No, I'm not making this up. Los Angeles Voters Could Decide Whether Noncitizens Can Fill Ballot in City Elections Ground News, June 24, 2026 The 10-5 vote would let city voters decide whether noncitizens can cast ballots in citywide and Los Angeles Unified School District elections. On Thursday, the Los Angeles City Council voted 10-5 to place a charter amendment on the November ballot, potentially allowing noncitizens to vote in municipal and Los Angeles Unified School Distr
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31 minutes ago1 min read
Teens can't get summer jobs!
The media has done a literary blitzkrieg this week on this. Except they, as usual, largely got it wrong. Essentially, kids realize the cost of college dwarfs anything they make over the summer and are more interested in enhancing such with internships (resume building) or more schooling to graduate faster. Had Claude research below. The structural decline (roughly 1979–2011, where most of the fall happened) is overwhelmingly about teens choosing school over work, not about
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34 minutes ago5 min read
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