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Would you rather own an NFL franchise or an F1 team?
ClaudeAi takes a deep dive. Personally, I'd prefer to own an NFL team. More profitable and considerably more violent. NFL Teams Revenue (2024): Average total revenue per team: ~$700M National revenue (shared equally): $433M per team Local revenue: varies by team ($200-300M+) Range: Dallas Cowboys lead at $1B+, while smaller market teams around $650-700M Revenue sources: TV/media rights (62% of total revenue, shared equally) Tickets and luxury suites (19%) Sponsorships Mer
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1 minute ago2 min read
How much has Iran's economy tanked over the decades?
I fired up ClaudeAi to provide some context below. The Revolution The GDP decline around 1977-1978 was caused by the revolutionary unrest and strikes that ultimately brought down the monarchy. By 1978, capital flight reached $30 to $40 billion as the country descended into political chaos. The economic impact was severe and prolonged. The combination of the revolution and the subsequent Iran-Iraq War (1980-1988) caused devastating losses - research shows the average Iranian
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3 hours ago2 min read
Which cancers are most common? Most lethal?
Statista There were more than two million new cases of cancer in the United States in 2025, excluding non-melanoma skin cancers, as well as more than 618,000 estimated deaths, according to the American Cancer Society. This is the equivalent of about 1,700 deaths per day. Data published by the organization shows that breast cancer continued to be the most common, with nearly 320,000 new cases estimated last year alone. The next most widespread forms of the disease were prostat
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4 hours ago2 min read
Don Lemon f-cked with the Baby Jesus!
The courts are the least of his troubles. The icy hand of the almighty is going to come down and spank his bare bottom. Lemon and the First Amendment Newsmen have no right to disobey the law or to disrupt religious exercise. By William McGurn, WSJ Feb. 2, 2026 5:31 pm ET In Minneapolis a war is raging, and it’s no longer limited to Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Thanks to criminal indictments, the battlefront has moved from city streets to federal courts. At issue are
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8 hours ago3 min read
How AI is changing the job search — and how to make it work for you
It's preferable to be born into the lucky sperm club, however if you must work it's best to hire the experts at Spritzler Career Coaching to shepherd you through the job search process. Sure you can try you hand at impressing some smug Chatbot or you can let our AI bot talk to their bot on your behalf. Don't go in there yourself. Trust me on this. How AI is changing the job search — and how to make it work for you More than half of companies surveyed say they use AI in hirin
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8 hours ago6 min read
Palantir is making money hand over fist & it's stock is flying. What do they do?
I asked ClaudeAi to explain what Palantir does. BTW, Palantir has among the best software to surveil and use camera tech to identify people in public spaces. They put the "big" into "big brother". Palantir Technologies is a software company that specializes in big data analytics and integration platforms. Here's what they do: Core Products: Palantir Gotham - Originally developed for defense and intelligence agencies, it helps organizations integrate, visualize, and analyze
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8 hours ago4 min read
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