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6 minutes ago0 min read
It's Epstein Friday!
And today's contestant is Sultan Sheik ur Booty. Dubai CEO Named in Epstein Files Resigns From DP World Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem visited Epstein’s private island and communicated with him for years By Omar Abdel-Baqui and Khadeeja Safdar and Abdul Spritzdar, WSJ Updated Feb. 13, 2026 10:28 am ET DP World leader Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem resigned as chairman and chief executive after Justice Department documents revealed his close ties to Jeffrey Epstein. View more DUBAI—Sultan
snitzoid
27 minutes ago3 min read
Skiing champ Eileen Gu paid off by Chinese Gov
What an unpatriotic miserable beach. Kim Kardashian on skies. Would I accept $16 million to ski for China. Absolutely not! I already receive three times that to produce propaganda for Xi. The Hidden Government Funding of China’s American-Born Olympic Star After details of payments from Beijing’s sports bureau to freestyle skiing champion Eileen Gu were accidentally revealed last year, her name was quickly scrubbed from the budget. By Rachel Bachman, WSJ Feb. 13, 2026 12:00
snitzoid
29 minutes ago3 min read
Who spends more time on the phone, old or younger Americans?
Older Americans are spending longer on their phones than younger cohorts, per new data Sherwood News Feb 13, 2026 When new forms of technology and media have cropped up throughout history, charges of over-dependence have often been leveled at their younger consumers. Dating back as far as the popularization of the novel (tricky as that might be to believe in today’s “post-literate society”), followed by the halcyon days of the radio, and now the mobile phone has proved no exc
snitzoid
3 hours ago2 min read
Voldemort rebukes Snitz in call over Noem
Sources leaked yesterday, that Report CEO T Spritz Esquire had a 35 minute private phone conversation with the President yesterday at which time he allegedly referred to Ms Noem as a "retard" and urged Voldemort to fire her and "that goofball Lewandowski". The Dark lord apparently thanked him for his input and requested he in the future "shut the f-ck up". A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS Secretary, with close adviser Corey Le
snitzoid
8 hours ago14 min read
Breezy Johnson gets engaged in emotional scene after crashing out of final 2026 Winter Olympics race
Honestly, I'm confused at the moment, a torrent of conflicting emotions. On one hand I was hoping he'd propose on Valentines Day (tomorrow you idiot), then again the social media engagement by combining with the Olympics is pretty awesome. However, I think this is all overshadowed by the fact that Italy has more medals. This is a lot to process. Breezy Johnson gets engaged in emotional scene after crashing out of final 2026 Winter Olympics race By Justin Terranova, NY Post
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9 hours ago3 min read
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