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Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky
Hold on! Before you scoff at the headline, these guys have lots in common. They're both evil. They both want Russia to be selling oil and Voldemort is happy to give Putin what he wants (the Donbas) and in return gain access to precious metals (from that region). See! Everybody's happy. Oh, wait a minute, forgot. Urkaine isn't going to be thrilled. Oh well, two out of three isn't bad. Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky By Steven
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26 minutes ago2 min read
Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged off plane
For Christ's sake, she's a famous movie actress. She'll allowed to be a little "f-cked up" and go nuts on an airline every 10 years. I am in no position to judge. I've lost count of the time I've been thrown off commercial flights by federal agents. That's why I only fly private. BTW: This is NOT the current incident on the plane. It's the 10 year old incident on the plane. I think the plane is the one at fault here! Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged off
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3 hours ago2 min read
Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS
This is blatant racism! Do you think she'd be under investigation if she wasn't Somali and hadn't committed fraud! Another targeted hit job on a legitimate communist simply trying to do her job (dismantling our government). This is patently unfair! Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS as part of probe into Dem’s immigration paperwork By Anthony Blair, Steven Nelson and Josh Christenson, NY Post Published Oct. 12, 2026 WASHINGTON — Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home was raide
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4 hours ago5 min read


Bumble's founder came back and is taking it private.
I know what your wondering? Is Whitney married herself and did she meet Mr Right "on line". She is hitched to Micheal Herd, a successful oil guy apparently worth over $100 million. Did they meet on line? NO! They met the old fashioned way...in person (ski trip introduced by a mutual friend). BTW: I read the Spritzler Report every day. I eat my own cooking. Dating-App Company Bumble in Advanced Talks to Go Private at $1 Billion Valuation Founder Whitney Wolfe Herd expected
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5 hours ago2 min read
It’s the Economy, Stupid—but How Stupid?
I'll dumb this down. People may be pissed about the economy. The economy isn't necessarily doing poorly, the inflation/high prices people grouse about is the result of 21% inflation during Biden's tenure, during which oil prices were higher/for a longer duration than they are now. Does Voldemort deserve a medal? Certainly not! Does the socialist wing of the Democratic Party offer a solution that's better. Excuse me. You need to think about that? It’s the Economy, Stupid—but
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8 hours ago4 min read
The Case for Firing Squads
In an effort to be incredibly morbid, I've asked Gemini to evaluate the pros/cons of conventional lethal injections, firing squads and the option of fentanyl. Personally, I believe that all capital crimes should involve not less than 10 years in solitary with an insurance salesman. The debate over execution methods centers on three distinct factors: physiological speed of death, risk of execution failure (botch rate), and the legal and ethical hurdles surrounding the drugs or
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9 hours ago7 min read
Israel's election is in two weeks!
It's certainly possible that Bibi will lose. I had Claude weigh in below along with Kalshi's betting odds. Personally, Gadi is no less hawkish but is likely to use some smarter more refined tactics. Either way the nation will remain strongly right wing. Eisenkot runs as a security hawk, not a dove, so a win would look more like a change in how Israel confronts Iran than in whether it does. What likely stays the same Eisenkot has called Iran his top external worry and points
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14 hours ago6 min read
The Welfare State Is Crushing Britain
Listen, this is a triumph for single payer government financed health care. You know "BernieCare". Sure the country may be bankrupt but you can't make an omelet...or whatever. The Welfare State Is Crushing Britain The soaring number of people on disability and sickness benefits is blowing up the country’s welfare bill and imperiling its long-term financial stability By Max Colchester and David Luhnow, WSJ Oct. 11, 2026 9:00 pm ET LIVERPOOL—Catherine Wieland got on Britain’s
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24 hours ago12 min read
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1 day ago0 min read
Can we please move on from a topless Sydney Sweeney!
OMG. Boring! Nothing we haven't seen before. Can we please act likely mature adults and ignore this sophmoric garbage. Please! Topless Sydney Sweeney drops new NSFW ad for prediction market Novig By Malik Smith, NY Post Published Oct. 11, 2026, 2:14 p.m. ET Sydney Sweeney has done it again. Just when it seemed like the fervor surrounding her risqué ad campaign with prediction market Novig had died down, the actress doubled down with a new ad that is just as eye-popping as the
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1 day ago2 min read
Socialists turn on Mamdani? Demand NYPD Boss Tisch be fired?
Hey, easy on the gas. I know it's easy to condemn someone who wants to defund the police or hamstring their ability to fight crime. Not me. I'm taking the high road. And living somewhere else. DSA ‘demands’ Mamdani fire NYPD boss Tisch as socialists turn on mayor over ICE shooting By Carl Campanile, David DeTurris and Jorge Fitz-Gibbon, NY Post Published Oct. 11, 2026, 5:17 p.m. ET The Democratic Socialists of America are demanding Mayor Zohran Mamdani fire police Commiss
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1 day ago2 min read
Globally are dogs or cats favored as pets? No not for dinner stupid?
We don't have sufficient extra food in the house to support another "mouth". I'm not walking anything or anyone. I don't do litter. October 11, 2026 | The World Population Review The Great Pet Divide, Country by Country What our choice of companion says about how we live. 1. The World’s Dog Superpowers When it comes to sheer numbers, a few countries are home to enormous dog populations. 🇺🇸 The United States leads the world with about 89.7 million dogs, according to Wor
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1 day ago3 min read
Bill Maher shits on Frats
I'm glad John Belushi isn't alive to see this. Bluto is going down.
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2 days ago1 min read
Tiger King's co-star has tiger kill intruder?
I blame Kelloggs for this. I always thought Tony was our friend. ‘Tiger King’ star Carole Baskin tells Post that ‘tiger was doing nothing wrong’ when it mauled UK zoo intruder By Shane Galvin and Daniel Cody Published Oct. 10, 2026, 8:52 p.m. ET “Tiger King” star Carole Baskin pleaded with authorities not to kill a tiger that mauled a man who got in its enclosure at a British zoo on Saturday — insisting the beast “was not doing anything wrong.” The famous big-cat activist exp
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2 days ago3 min read
Scott Bessent does not like Pocahontas
This is an affront to indigenous people everywhere. I think it's deplorable to admonish Ms Warren simply because she happens to be an American Indian. & isn't versed in economics. I have a great many friends who are effective leaders without having a knowledge of rudimentary mathematics, finance, blah blah blah. Actually, on second thought...perhaps not.
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2 days ago1 min read
Since when is terrorizing an apartment building with a machete illegal!
There's one reason this guy is in trouble. Yup, he's a black dude from the DR! Otherwise he'd be gainfully employed and not terrorizing people. He needs a warm hug not incarceration. Deep down he's a good guy...who occassionally tries to kill people (every once in a while). ‘Criminal illegal’ migrant shot by ICE terrorized NYC apartment building with machete: ‘Menace to society’ By Tina Moore, Adry Torres and Sonya Gugliara, NY Post Published Oct. 10, 2026 Updated Oct. 1
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2 days ago4 min read
Cornell handed students raunchy sex checklist discussing ‘three partners at a time’
What's missing here are reasonable role models that can honestly talk about human sexuality without resorting to the kind of depraved hijinx that Cornell is apparently know for. I only wish that Norm was still alive. He could have been a shining light to lost Cornell students looking for healthy intimacy. Cornell handed students raunchy sex checklist discussing ‘three partners at a time’ — which could’ve led to frat orgies: critics By David Spector, NY Post Published Oct. 1
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2 days ago3 min read
Trump Calls On Ukraine to Stop Hitting Russian Refineries—and Replace Zelensky
Excuse me. You suffering from hearing loss? We need the oil. Cut the shit or we will cut you off. Capiche? Trump Calls On Ukraine to Stop Hitting Russian Refineries—and Replace Zelensky The clash marks a new low point in White House relations with Kyiv as Russia escalates its bombing of Ukrainian cities By Marcus Walker and Robbie Gramer, WSJ Oct. 10, 2026 4:00 pm ET President Trump called on Ukraine to replace Volodymyr Zelensky and pressured Kyiv to stop airstrikes agains
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2 days ago4 min read
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Ziehan: The revolution in higher education. Trade schools?
As I've been saying!
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2 days ago1 min read
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