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It's Gallup Day at the Report!
1. Congress' Approval Near Record Low Line Chart: Americans' approval ratings of Congress, 1974-2026. The Data: Just 10% of Americans approve of the way Congress is handling its job, just above the all-time low of 9%. Eighty-six percent disapprove, tying the high in Gallup's trend. More Context: Congressional approval has averaged 28% since 1974 and has remained below 30% for most of the past five years, with disapproval generally elevated. 2. Young U.S. Men and Women Divergi
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3 hours ago2 min read
Kimmel's joke about Melania being and expectant widow?
Whatever you may think of Voldemort, Kimmel is a desperate man who's show is sinking in the ratings and will do anything to be "noticed". He's toast. Trump demands ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel ‘immediately’ after ‘expectant widow’ quip about Melania By Emily Goodin, NY Post Published April 27, 2026 President Trump called on ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel on Monday after the comedian referred to Melania Trump as “an expectant widow” two days before Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ D
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The Michael Jackson biopic has hauled $217 million in its global weekend debut
Hey, maybe he had his way with a few kids, but he never visited Epstein on his island. That has to count for something. Should you see this movie! No. I find it throughly disgusting how it whitewashes the performers transgressions. Me? Oh, I'm going. The Michael Jackson biopic has hauled $217 million in its global weekend debut Chart R Michael Jackson famously sang in his 1982 hit, “You wanna be startin' somethin’” — if that somethin’ is the late star’s eponymous biopic,
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20 hours ago2 min read
One of ‘the Rich’ Answers Mamdani’s Insult
Griffin was Illinois largest donor to charitable causes, that is until Gov Fatso chased Citadel out of the state. Now he's getting similar treatment in the Big Apple. Ironic, I'd try anything to keep someone like Ken in town. One of ‘the Rich’ Answers Mamdani’s Insult The Mayor went after Ken Griffin by name. It could cost NYC billions. The Editorial Board April 26, 2026 3:35 pm ET To promote the idea of a pied-à-terre tax in New York, Mayor Zohran Mamdani recently chose to
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24 hours ago2 min read
Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives
The judgers are going to judge. I'm with you brother! Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives By Ella Morrison, NY Post Published April 27, 2026, 1:54 a.m. ET A Florida pastor who wrote an advice book on how to love your spouse was arrested this week for allegedly having multiple wives. Leslie Williams, 62, was arrested Wednesday on an outstanding warrant for bigamy near his house in rumored swingers’ paradise,
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1 day ago2 min read
Trump calls ‘60 Minutes’ host ‘disgraceful’ for reading WHCD suspect Cole Allen’s alleged manifesto on air
I've been a big fan of Bari Weiss, the new Chief of CBS's News Division. If O'Donnell's still on the air after this mess Weiss is a complete failure. Stuff like this makes Voldemort look good to most Americans. Stupid beyond belief. Trump calls ‘60 Minutes’ host ‘disgraceful’ for reading WHCD suspect Cole Allen’s alleged manifesto on air By Chris Bradford, NY Post Published April 26, 2026 Updated April 27, 2026, 2:55 a.m. ET President Trump berated CBS News correspondent Nor
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1 day ago3 min read
Marijuana Is for Dummies
What we need here is some really great advertising! Marijuana Is for Dummies Even as Trump eases regulation, evidence grows of pot’s damage to young brains. By The Editorial Board, WSJ April 26, 2026 3:36 pm ET The Trump Administration last week moved to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug. Is the goal to reduce America’s collective IQ? The main practical effect of the Justice Department’s reclassification of cannabis as a Schedule III drug under the Controlled Subs
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1 day ago2 min read
Duke Univ is $96,000 next year. How does that compare to other Ivies?
Ok, I fired up a little chart below. What your missing here is any sense of proportion. Sure college isn't cheap but neither is transportation. Between my final two choices: The McLaren W1 or the Koenigsegg Jesko we're talking $2.1 and $3. Million stupid. Don't tell me you don't know which is which. For god's sake the Jesko is the green one. Grow the f-ck up. Duke undergraduate cost of attendance to exceed $96,000 in 2026-27 By Ananya Pinnamaneni, The Chronicle March 10,
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Running’s Two-Hour Marathon Barrier Just Fell in London—Twice
Coming this summer to a theater near you! A T Spritzler Production...White men can't run. Running’s Two-Hour Marathon Barrier Just Fell in London—Twice Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe ran 1:59:30 in the London Marathon, marking the first time any man had posted a time under 2 hours in competition. Ethiopia’s Yomif Kejelcha went 1:59:41. By Rachel Bachman, WSJ April 26, 2026 9:00 am ET Sabastian Sawe celebrates after setting a world record in the London Marathon. Alex Kenya’s Sabastian
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2 days ago3 min read
Is there an AI bubble that's about to burst?
Thought provoking. My take. The future of AI depends on this nation producing a shit ton of new electricity. The most efficient and environmentally feisible solution is nuclear. The US Navy has over 200 ships that have been using mini nuclear reactors without a single incident for decades. If this nation can bring this tech to data centers...the future is unlimited.
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2 days ago1 min read
Is recycling a joke?
Cardboard is cool to recycle. Plastic...don't waste your time! I spent 3 months uncover to break this story.
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2 days ago1 min read
Michael Jackson biopic moonwalks to the top of the box office
Michael Jackson biopic moonwalks to the top of the box office By Angela Barbuti, NY Post Published April 25, 2026, 4:16 p.m. ET Director Antoine Fuqua’s biopic on Michael Jackson just moonwalked his way to the top of the box office — claiming the No. 1 spot while on pace to shatter records with an over $90 million weekend. “Michael” hauled in a staggering $39.9 million on its opening Friday, according to the Numbers. According to industry insiders, the flick’s true potential
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2 days ago2 min read
Oldest man living in the United States reveals his secrets for a long life
Said Cano, "The happiest day of my life? That would be Christmas day 2004 when that miserable bitch finally gave me some peace, speaking of the passing of his late wife Alicia". ldest man living in the United States reveals his secrets for a long life By David Spector Published April 25, 2026, 10:59 p.m. ET A 111-year-old man who is believed to be the oldest man in the United States revealed his three secrets to living a long life. Luis Cano was born in Colombia on Dec. 9, 19
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2 days ago2 min read
Way to ruin the White House Correspondents Dinner!
First of all, I don't think Mr Allen deserved his "Teacher of the Month" award. He was medioce at best and unduled influenced the judges with gifts. Second, the woman below in the red dress is going to become a national celebrity, but the real hero here is the person who took the photo, apparently unconcerned that the shooter might take them out. That's real courage. Cole Allen, 31-year-old California teacher, ID’d as White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter By Joe Marino,
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2 days ago5 min read
A World Without Billionaires
At least I don't live in New York. A World Without Billionaires By Steve Huntley, Kass News April 26th, 2026 You’ll be reading this on a tablet, smart phone, laptop or desktop computer. Pause for a moment to consider the wonder and magic of these devices. They and the software already embedded in them, or added to meet your needs, do so much: Written, voice and video communications, and those available on a global scale. Encyclopedia-like sources of information. Entertainmen
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2 days ago7 min read
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Is everyone fatigued globally?
I don't know what these slackers are talking about. I get up every morning and drill it! 1. The Most Fatigued Nations: Who Reports It Most? Fatigue is no longer just a personal complaint—it’s a measurable global trend. Surveys and health data consistently show certain countries reporting higher levels of chronic tiredness, often tied to modern lifestyle pressures. 🇺🇸 The United States leads in self-reported fatigue, with studies suggesting nearly 1 in 3 adults regularly fee
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3 days ago4 min read
Snitz files suit against the Jackson Estate
As I walked out of "Michael" the flashbacks came in torrents like a horror show exiting a fire hose. At that point I realized the ugly truth. I never meant anything to the King of Pop. No Thomas Spritzler was just another piece of toned boy candy. There's only one thing left, to hire the meanest goniff lawyer I can find. They Were Michael Jackson’s ‘Second Family.’ Now They Say He Abused Them. The Cascio siblings are suing Mr. Jackson’s estate after standing by him for ye
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3 days ago10 min read
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