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I'd like to take a moment to sh-t on NATO.
Voldemort is the first gremlin in chief to stand up to these freeloaders. We were expected to pay for their war against Vlad but they turn a cheek when we try to defend their supply of oil. The Dark Lord was right to remark "get your own oil". I'm particularly pissed at Spain who leans towards supporting Iran in this mess. F-ck you. In fact, why are we involved in NATO to begin with? I'm still thinking? For all you intellectually impaired goofs who care what the EU think
snitzoid
4 hours ago6 min read
Voldemort to Iran. "Suck it! Here comes the blockade. Is it a crisis for them?
If it walks like a duck. Yes it is a crisis. I'm not saying I'm enjoying this however. Like the pontiff I'm a man of piece...except where Gaza is concerned. I'm a member of tribe, you understand. Trump’s Blockade Is a Crisis for Iran The economic damage is immediate and threatens the regime if it lasts. By The Editorial Board April 14, 2026 5:01 pm ET Damaged residential building in Tehran on Tuesday. Majid Saeedi/Getty Images Iran’s regime has tried to make this war all a
snitzoid
4 hours ago3 min read
Katy Perry investigated by police following shocking Ruby Rose sexual assault claim
Thomas Spritzler unleashes bombshell in press conference yesterday. "Ms Perry was providing me an exclusive interview to discuss her trip to outer space last year...for the Report! And then she starts shedding clothing claiming it's too hot in the studio. I'm sorry...this is too painful I can't continue. She's a sexual preditor. No one is safe." Katy Perry investigated by police following shocking Ruby Rose sexual assault claim By Daniel Farr, NY Post Published April 14,
snitzoid
4 hours ago3 min read
Bidding for rentals in Chicago
Attn landlords! Do not rent to Arnseny Semina. First off her name sounds like an Italian bread recipe. Second she's going to run to the press if her sink faucet has a leak. You honestly want to end up on 60 Minutes? She should love some place other than Chicago and get a new job. Bidding for rentals By Carrie Shepherd, Justin Kaufmann and Monica Eng, Axios News April 15, 2026 Chicago renters are facing bidding wars — competing for apartments the way homebuyers do. Why it
snitzoid
4 hours ago2 min read
snitzoid
15 hours ago0 min read
America Benefits From Unstable Energy Markets
He's not wrong. The US the world's largest energy producer has risen along with our new captive, Venezuela which houses the largest oil resources on the planet. If the Straits remain close, the EU and China lose. We win. If that happens, we blow up Kharg Island and Iran's oil is landlocked for years. Iran and all other players need the Straits open. Iran can play games in the short run, but eventually Voldemort will lose patience and blow up their operation. America Bene
snitzoid
16 hours ago4 min read
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