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Morning Joe is not "kissing the ring".

Report owner T Snitz Esq said yesterday, "It's true I sent the Dark Lord a dozen roses yesterday and a box with large denomination non...

How Voldemort is to punish Google

I remember Donald steaming mad at how Google curated people's Chrome browsing results to favor content against him (or buried "stuff" he...

RFK Jr. doesn't scare Nestle

You tell em, Steve. I love Nestle products. None of them are highly processed. They're fricken good for you! Don't believe me? How...

Walmart just keeps winning

Said Snitzer, "This is exactly the winning strategy that has placed the Report on top. We aggressively seek viewers at every...

Bernie Sanders: Still Wrong

Easy. How about pumping the breaks. Yes, Bernie owns three houses, but that doesn't mean he's among the "wealthy" class he routinely...

Compared to the US, Europe sucks?

Sorry, I forgot to mention that Japan sucks. By the way, when travelling we aren't "ugly Americans" we are "rich ugly Americans". U.S....

Chicago crime doom loop

The progressives running Chicago are chasing businesses and workers out of the city reducing tax collections. The more the City raises...

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